Author's Note: Just to tell all you people out there, I absolutely hate making sequels of things like these. I think they're not supposed to be sequels. But, ::sigh:: you fanatic fans just make me keep on going. *grins* Well, okay, I'll admit it. I like writing these, too. At least it keeps my other self from jumping out of my brain during school.
Me: Oh! Where in the world is Carmen San Diego-oo-oo...
Computer: I don't know.
Me (snappishly): Who asked you?
Computer: Aren't you supposed to be doing the sequel to your HP/ BSC Crossover?
Me: NO!
Computer: Oh. (retreats into background)
Me: Oh, right. He's right. A computer has more sense than I do. I'm depressed now. (bangs head down on keyboard) I need more water...
Harry: Hey, you're that fanfic writer who made me meet the Babysitters' Club!
Me (looking up wearily): Didn't I erase your memory of that?
Harry: Are you okay?
Me (suddenly lunges at him): NOOOOO!!!
Harry: Aaaaaahhhhhh!
Me: Hey, don't start that again!
Harry: YOU were the one who made me say that!
Me: No, I wasn't. (thinks) Okay, maybe I was. Look, Harry, as much as I like you guys, I really need some more water and sleep at the moment. Could you stay maybe, suspended in my imagination for a bit?
Harry (pretends to think): Okay. But hurry, I don't like being suspended.
Me (feeling a bit more cheerful): Good! I'll be back. Stay tuned for Part Two: HP/ BSC Crossover!
Harry (suddenly pales): Oh, no...
*An hour goes by, while I rest my head, drink water and eat PIXIE POWER*
Me: Oh, goody! I'm renewed! My fingers are ready!
Harry (shakes head to wake up, yawns): Your fingers are ready? For what? Piano? Your boyfriends' c-
Me: Ooh-hahahaha! And once again, I'll eliminate myself till I come back up!
*the white mist comes*
Harry (confused): Where am I?
Hermione (runs up to him, Ron at her side): Harry! Guess what? I passed the Apparating test!
Ron: Me, too!
Harry (wearily, remembering he was supposed to be transported to the BSC any minute now): Oh. Me, three.
Hermione and Ron (grin slyly at each other): Bye, Harry!
Harry: Where are you going!?
Hermione and Ron (rushing off in the direction of a dark corner of the common room): Uh, nowhere!
Harry (shakes head): Now I've just got to wait for that fanfiction writer to Apparate me to the BSC headquarters. (sits down to wait)
*ten minutes pass by*
Harry: What's taking her so long? (jumps up, full of hope) Hey, maybe she's got writer's block or something! One too many Pixie sticks!
Me (appearing out of nowhere, standing in front of fire, glaring at him): There is NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH PIXIE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry: Drat.
Me: Shut up. You sound like the English prick that you are. (sniffs)
Harry (slowly walks off to his dormitory): Bye.
Me: Fine then, be that way! (sits down once more at computer and begins typing furiously)
*At the Pikes' house*
Mr. Pike: Honey, where are our kids?
Mrs. Pike: I hope they weren't scared away by the toads...
Toads: Hop, hop.
Mr. and Mrs. Pike: Ugh. (begins to search through house) Oh, ki-ids! Where are you? Pizza tonight!
Mr. Pike: We really shouldn't bribe them like that...
Mrs. Pike: Oh, honey, it doesn't matter, does it? (looks imploringly into husbands' eyes)
Mr. Pike: You're right, honey, yes, oh...
*Sounds of smooching. I throw a curtain over them for the time being*
Harry (in his bed, staring at his pillow): I'm bored.
My voice: Bored enough to visit the Babysi-
Harry (sits bolt upright): NO! (takes wand and points it at the space between him and the dormitories' door, looking wildly around for any sight of me) Stupefy!
Me: Try another one!
Harry (staring wildly around, shouting the first thing that comes to mind): Apparatious Unificus!
Me (grinning maniacally): YAY!
*White mist begins to appear*
Kristy: This meeting will now come to order!
Stacey (happily): Dues day!
Claudia: Look what I found! Pay Days!
Mallory, Jessi, Abby, Kristy, and Dawn: Yay!
Harry (groans): Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mary Anne: You guys, Harry's back!
Abby: Where's Harry's back?
Harry: Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
Claudia: Oh, my lord! It's Harry Potter!
Harry (looks at Claud, confused once more): Wait a minute! You're not Cho!
Kristy: Obviously.
Stacey: Who's Cho?
Mallory: Remember? Harry's girlfriend?
Harry (turning red): She's- she's not my girlfriend!
Jessi (grins at Harry): Ooo-oh! Harry's got a girlfriend!
Mary Anne (turning a shade of red from sympathy): You guys, poor Harry!
Kristy (voice suddenly turns hard): I had heard about weird things about your babysitting job with the Pikes', Harry. It's not good for our club to have incompetent baby-sitters.
Harry (starts hyperventilating): It- it wasn't my fault!
Claudia (gently): Whose was it?
Harry (looks for the exit window): Yours!
Krisy (looks suspiciously at Claudia): What?
Stacey (protesting): How could Claud have done anything?
Harry (exasperated): I don't know!
Voldemort: Hoo-hoo-ha-ha!
Me: Just in time for the fun!
Voldemort (repeats): Hoo-hoo-ha-ha!
Me: Gotta do something to that laugh, Voldie. You sound like a monkey.
BSC (shocked faces): Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!! It's You-Know-Who!!!!!!!
Harry (takes out wand, instantly on alert): Stand back, Voldemort!
Voldemort (voice softened): Harry, like, it's okay. Like, I don't want to hurt you. Dude, like, relax!
Harry (stricken with horror): He's a Valley Girl! Aaaaaahhhhh! (runs screaming out the door)
The BSC (runs after him): Help uuuussssssssss, Ann M. Martin!!!!!!! Help us, BSC fanfic writers!!!!!
Mary Anne: Logan, help me!
Me (pityingly): Sorry, girls, there aren't any BSC fanfic writers.
Kristy (pauses): Why?
Me (dryly): Why do you think there aren't any Spice Girl fans?
Dawn: They really stink!
Abby: Oh.
BSC (resume running outside): Aaaaahhhh! They compared us to the Spice Girls!!!!!
Voldemort: Why doesn't anybody even guess at who I am? (takes face off)
Lupin (sulks): I'm going to cry. (cries)
Me: Oh, come on, Lupin, there's nothing to cry about!
Lupin (sniffling): You don't understand. Harry's the world to me!
Me (starts edging to the door): Um, right. Oh, look! It a tiny, flying green elephant!
Lupin (looks to where I'm pointing): Where?
Me (runs out of door as fast as I can): Um, there!
Lupin (voice fades away): Oh, I see it now! (glances around, nobody's out there) Ha-ha! (takes face off again)
Snape: Now I have evidence against that stupid Harry Potter! I must show Dumbledore. He must see that this nincompoop Potter sneaks away in the middle of the night to be with girls, with this evidence! (holds up Cheerio-sized video camera, *looks at it ecstatically*)
Snape: Yes! Finally, what I have dream- oof! (trips against a pack of King-sized Butterfingers that are lying on Claudia's bed) Oh- NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! NO! Ruined, the chance of a lifetime!!!!!! (camera is lying down, crushed from the oil tubes under her bed)
Harry (emerges from behind an oil painting): What are you doing here?
Snape (disgust replacing despair, his lip curls into a sneer): Nothing, Potter.
Harry (takes face off), now Voldemort: I am deeply disappointed in you, Severus.
Snape (going white): Oh, My Lord, I wasn't doing-
Voldemort: NOW! GET OUT NOW!
Snape (scuttles off): Yes, my liege...
Voldemort (takes off face again), Lupin: Man, like, why doesn't anyone EVER take me, like, seriously? Like, no one's been, like, able to, like recognize me! Like, this is so unfair! (sobs)
Me (sighs, starts to get a headache): Okay, Lupin. I'll take off your Valley Girl thing- even though it was funny. You were getting annoying.
Lupin (brightly): Like, okay! But, like, why would you, like, want me to- Aaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!! What am I doing here? Where's the Shrieking Shack? Where's Hogwarts?
Me (sighs again): It's a long story....
*At the Pike's house*
Harry (looking around guiltily): Toadies, where are you?
Toads: Hop, hop.
Harry (loks about ready to cry, in case toads can see his face): Okay, I'm sorry about what I did. Here, I'll change you.
Toads (Hopping higher): HOP, HOP!
Harry (closes eyes): Slymiatus Grittesia! (Grins with satisfaction)
Adam: POP! (turns briefly into person for one minute, then turns into newt)
Byron: POP! (turns briefly into person for one minute, then turns into newt)
Jordan: POP! (turns briefly into person for one minute, then turns into newt)
Vanessa: POP! (turns briefly into person for one minute, then turns into newt)
Nicky: POP! (turns briefly into person for one minute, then turns into newt)
Margo: POP! (turns briefly into person for one minute, then turns into newt)
Claire: POP! (turns briefly into person for one minute, then turns into newt)
Harry (looks guiltily around, then rushes off in the direction of the fireplace, where he ignites the wood and sprinkles a bunch of Floo powder in): I feel good, Na-na-na-na-na-na-na!!
*I open curtain that Mr. and Mrs. Pike were making out behind*
Mrs. Pike: I love you (stares dreamily into husbands' eyes)
Mr. Pike: I love you too, honeybunch. (smiles)
Mrs. Pike (twirling to some B.S. music that just suddenly pops on for this, courtesy of myself): Come, darli- oh- ew!- Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!! I just stepped on somehting... something slimy.... Aaaaahhhhh!!!!! It's a salamander!!!!!
Mr. Pike (looks at wife's toes): Honey, It's okay, it's just a newt- Ahhhhhhh!!! There's one in my-
Newts (these are aggresive newts, mind you): Slink, slink (sliding across floor up the Pikes' ankles)
Mr. and Mrs. Pike: Ahhhhhh! God help us!!!!!
Me (appearing invisibly and smirking): Too bad.
*Harry's dormitory*
Harry: Well now that was an interesting experience!
Me (looks down at him): Yep, it sure was.
Harry (levitates): Aaaahhh!! Not you again!!!!
Me: I'm really, truly sorry about what happened, Harry. (puts on a sad face)
Harry (suspicious, keeps curtain between his body and mine): Okay, sure, Nori.
Me: No, really... (looks at strange black thingamabobber on wrist, which is screaming shrilly, "get out!") Oh, nuts! I've gotta go, Harry! Bye, see ya!
Harry (flabbergasted): No, don't see me later.... (shakes head, gets in bed and immediately starts snoring) I must be getting really weird...
*me, still there but invisible*: Hee-hee. (whispers): pixie power!!!!! (goes over and pours PIXIE POWER into Harry's opened mouth)
Me: Have fun! (smiles devilishly...)
A/A/N: Ahahahaha! And just so you know, I have a very weird fixation w/ the MI2 mask thingys...just ask anyone...