Ok, because, to my surprise and great joy, you people replied saying that you liked this, I've written more! R&R, please ^_^

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Gundam Wing, but I do own all of the g-kids and Mary. Akai isn't really based on me, as I made up the name Akai for this fic while I was writing under XIIIRedXIII. However, I liked the name Akai so much it became my ff.net pen name.

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Chapter Four: Mom, I'm home!! WHAT'S GOING ON???!



Duo, Mary, Quatre, and "brood" were walking to Duo's house together. The Winner's were going to stay at the Maxwell's for the holidays, as were the Yuy's, the Marquis', the WuFei's, Trowa, and Cathrine. However, they were NOT showing any signs of Christmas cheer...

The artificial weather center was causing it to snow. Normally, the kids would have been trying
To catch snowflakes on their tounges, but Akai was just dragging her feet, as was Ben. Even though Ben was only five, he knew something was quite amiss, as the name "Dorothy" was considered a cuss word in his house.

When the party of five finally arrived at the Maxwell House, a certain little German wife/mother had a LOT of explaining to do.

"Oh honeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey," said Duo in a menacingly sweet, sing-song voice, a voice that men can only perform when they are REALLY angry, "We're hoooooooooooome."

Hilde walked into the vestibule to great the guests, but stopped dead in her tracks when she saw Duo. In all of their eleven years of marraige, her husband had never even raised a single finger, or even raised his voice. Now, however, he looked absolutely ready to tear her to shreds.

"Dearest," he continued in his evil super-sweet voice, "why the hell did you invite Dorothy to the party?!"

Hilde's eyes widened.

"Why fa hewl? Hewl!" Ben was giggling. Duo slapped his hand on his forehead. "Akai, go take Ben into the next room until your mom's done explaining."

Akai swallowed. "Yes sah, I won't letcha' down, sah!" She loved pulling her millitary accent. She dragged Ben into the next room, who was cussing more than a Treize Kushrenada with BLUEBERRY instead of ROSEBUD scented bubble bath.

"Hilde, why did you invite Dorothy Catalonia to the party?" Quatre asked shakily. Hilde shook her head.

"It was an acident, and it's a good thing Ben left, as it concerns Santa Claus..." Akai was a bright little girl, and the old Santa myth didn't fool her past six.

Duo raised an eyebrow. "Oh, how so?"

Hilde Maxwell took a deep breath. "Well, it's like this...."
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DUO: O_O I taught a little kid how to swear.

MIKAU: Really uncool, dude.

PICCOLO: *meditating*

DUO: He should lighten up.

ORIAS: Let's throw rocks at him!

DUO: ~_^******

MIKAU: (-_-)C

ORIAS: Wha???

MIKAU: Well, besides the fact that Piccolo could, like, Renzokou Senkouden us all, he's like, cool and junk, so we should, like, leave him alone....

DUO: ...and Akai would kill us.

AKAI: Damn straight. Scatter muses!

MUSES:*leave, save for Piccolo*

PICCOLO: (i^_^i)

AKAI: Okies, r&r please!