Chapter 2
Ashley was strategically placing her stuffed animals around her room. "
This rabbit goes here... no here... dammit! why can't this be easy? Tamen! I
need you to paint this room pastel pink! It doesn't match the bunny!"
Tamen rushed in, a canister of paint in hand, ready for action. She went to work
immediately.
"This is gonna be great! Can you design me a bunny border?"
"Sure, I'm almost dome with my project, so I can have it done in no
time."
"That crater thingy?"
Duo smelled paint fumes and leapt up the stairs. "What do you think you're
doing??? Relena's gonna kill you!"
"I don't think so," Ashley said matter-of-factly, " it has to
match the bunny! Can't you see? It all depends on the bunny!"
Duo looked at Tamen, who was caught up in her work, shoving furniture away from
walls, and planning borders. He sighed, and went to tap her on the shoulder, and
found himself at pointe blank at the top of a canister of pastel pink paint. Too
late.
FWISH! Duo found his bangs plastered to his forehead by a charming and feminine
shade of pink. Ashley walked over to him. " I think it's cute! Now you
match Tamen! She's a kinda masculine girl, and she had blue hair in the front,
and you're kinda girly boy, and now you have pink hair in the front!" She
was now breaking into fits of laughter, and was sprawled out on the floor,
gasping for air. " Do you see that?" She chortled, " Kelly! Get
up here! We gots Bobbseys! Which one of you wants to be Bert?"
"God... I'm sorry Duo." Tamen said, poking the now stiff paint that
cemented Duo's bangs to his forehead.
"'Sokay!" Ashley blared, " I can fix that!" She held up a
large pair of scissors, and stalked towards the two. "Just hold still... it
will all be over in a minute..."
Tamen stood her ground, reaching into a pocket and revealing a large chocolate
candy bar. "Wanna bite?"
"No, that's quite all right, I think I'll be leaving now..." Ashley
backed away. She loathed the stuff. She made a mad dash for the corner.
Momentarily, a muffled "what the hell are you doing in my room?" Could
be heard from Wufei.
"Since you didn't wash you nasty greasy hair last night, I'm going to do it
for you! I hot this water isn't too scalding hot, but at this point, I don't
really give a rat's ass! Thank God I keep gloves handy!"
This was followed by a thud, and the sound of the second floor bathroom door
locking, and being barricaded with body products.
Around noon that day, there was a ring at the doorbell. Quatre got up from his
spot snuggled up next to Trowa, and opened the door. A scraggly looking May with
her hair matted with brambles and grass stood, looking fatigued.
"Is... this... Relena's... condo....?" She managed to whisper, as her
voice cracked.
Quatre nodded. "Yes... but we don't want to buy anything, thank you."
May fell flat forward, onto him. Trowa gasped, and flung her off of his lover.
" You okay, honey?" Quatre nodded silently. Ashley popped up from her
spot on the couch, where she was downloading fan fiction onto Tamen's computer.
"I heard him talk! I heard him talk! Tamen! Kelly! Al- never mind. C'mere
guys! I heard it with my own ears!"
Meanwhile, the others were cringing with pain as her voice seemed to rocket off
the walls.
Kelly burst in the room, "I think we should go to Burger King! They have
DBZ toys!"
"Well...... umm.... you see Kelly... I don't think that's a good idea....
remember what happened LAST TIME we went out to a fast food restaurant? The
ketchup.... and the bibs.... and the running???"
"oh......." a small frown appeared on her face, but it soon turned
back into a smile, "Drive through? Is that May? I lost my appetite. I
thought she fell into a bog."
"There's only one way to get rid of her... oh WUFEI! Who wants to drag May
up there?"
"Somebody get the gloves!"
After a lot of heaving, they finally got her up to the second floor bathroom.
"Wufei? Are you in there?" Whimpering sounds could be heard.
"Open the door, you have a visitor."
"Mommy?"
"Not quite, but possibly, knowing her."
He slowly, and cautiously opened the door enough for the three girls to throw
May in with him and push something in front of the door.
"This cabinet oughta hold 'em" Tamen said, before her and the others
went back down the stairs to get ready for the girls night out. BURGER KING.