Disclaimer: We do not own Gundam Wing, or anything
associated with them (or anything else except for our cardboard box, and this
trusty laptop, which we exchanged on the black market in exchange for a wombat
toenail. We don't even own the socket that we plugged the laptop in, oh shit!
The homeowner has retur- we must go! Quickly, to the Angel Mobile(cardboard
box)!). We do, however, own the rights to the stories we concoct. And, being the
creative and enlightened authors that we are, reserve the right to abuse all
characters in our stories as we see fit, or at least to the fullest extent of
the law. And no, this has nothing to do with Christmas.
Five Gundam Guys, Four Easily Amused SPEDs, and a Partridge in a Pear Tree
PART II
Prologue
Two weeks after the "incident" with Duo, he could finally move again,
and was attempting with all his might to kill Kelly.
"Well I don't blame him, you prolly almost cost him his ability to father
children," Tamen began.
"Who wants little Duos running around?" Kelly inquired. "One's
enough."
Everyone looked to Tamen, who started to whistle a happy tune.
"I think that I'm just gonna shut up for the time being," Kelly said.
Duo came rushing into the room and started chasing Kelly around.
"I said sorry, jeez."
"Sorry's not enough. You almost killed me!"
"Nuh uh! You were perfectly alive, just in pain! Lots of pain."
"I'll get you for this! I promise."
"Not if I get you first!"
"This means war!"
"Okay! I got Ashley!"
"I have ideas," Ashley grinned.
"You can have Tamen, all she does is sleep."
"Oh come on! That's not ALL I do, but I need someone to be awake when I'm
not."
"Okay fine. I'm guessing Allison's neutral," They all looked over,
Allison was passed out on the couch again.
"Heero?" Duo said, "You're my friend so.." He was cut off as
Heero started to talk.
"Duo, you're going to lose. You're a moron. I'm going with them." he
said pointing to the already plotting girls. Wufei came up behind him.
"I'll help you defeat those weak onnas!"
Everyone burst out laughing, except Heero, who of course smirked. Duo sighed,
"This is gonna be a long, harsh war..."