Mambo Number 2!!!!
[Lou Bega Gets The Runs]
Hey everyone, I'm about to shit my pants,
In case your wondering why I hold this stance
Let me tell you what happens when you eat all day,
I'll tell you what, on the toilet you'll stay
A little bit of meat loaf by my side,
A whole lotta baked prunes seem alright
A little bit of peanuts are what I need,
A whole lotta marshmallows to satisfy my greed
A plate full of nachos in the sun,
and some Motzerella, then it's done
A one a two a three and four,
Look out toilet, your gonna get more
Hey this doesn't seem so easy,
Because I'm beginning to feel real Queazy
A little bit of stool softener will do the trick,
The soup I'm cooking smells awful, Ick!
A whole lotta supostory's what I need,
Yes, that should do the deed
A little bit of Pepto to soothe my pain,
now I've got to poop again.
MAMBO NUMBER TWO!!!!!!
[Lou Bega Gets The Runs]
Hey everyone, I'm about to shit my pants,
In case your wondering why I hold this stance
Let me tell you what happens when you eat all day,
I'll tell you what, on the toilet you'll stay
A little bit of meat loaf by my side,
A whole lotta baked prunes seem alright
A little bit of peanuts are what I need,
A whole lotta marshmallows to satisfy my greed
A plate full of nachos in the sun,
and some Motzerella, then it's done
A one a two a three and four,
Look out toilet, your gonna get more
Hey this doesn't seem so easy,
Because I'm beginning to feel real Queazy
A little bit of stool softener will do the trick,
The soup I'm cooking smells awful, Ick!
A whole lotta supostory's what I need,
Yes, that should do the deed
A little bit of Pepto to soothe my pain,
now I've got to poop again.
MAMBO NUMBER TWO!!!!!!