Disclaimer: We do not own Gundam Wing, or anything associated with them (or
anything else except for our cardboard box, and this trusty laptop, which we
exchanged on the black market in exchange for a wombat toenail. We don't even
own the socket that we plugged the laptop in, oh shit! The homeowner has retur-
we must go! Quickly, to the Angel Mobile(cardboard box)!). We do, however, own
the rights to the stories we concoct. And, being the creative and enlightened
authors that we are, reserve the right to abuse all characters in our stories as
we see fit, or at least to the fullest extent of the law. And no, this has
nothing to do with Christmas.
Five Gundam Guys, Four Easily Amused SPEDs, and a Partridge in a Pear Tree
PART II
Chapter 1
It was midnight. Duo had come up with his first plan. Of course, being the
person that he was, thought that striking at night would work a lot better than
in daylight, so he crept up to the room where all the girls had spent the night.
He slowly pushed open the door, and found Tamen snoring the night away. Kelly
looked like she was about to wake up and Ashley.....was sitting on the bed
watching the door from where he had just emerged.
"This is so not gonna work if you keep this up. I'm an insomniac
brainiac!
I don't sleep!"
Disappointed, he turned and went back through the door, and back towards his
room to try again. Back to the drawing board....
In the morning....
"I thought I heard something last night," Kelly said while pouring
herself a bowl of cocoa puffs.
"I didn't," Tamen said, pleased because she had gotten her full
nights rest.
"Duo thought it would be funny to start the prank war last night. It was
pretty funny when he couldn't. He doesn't know I'm an insomniac. This is never
gonna work for them."
There was a large bowl of grease left from someone who had made bacon in the
morning. "Oh look! Wufei finally wrung out his hair!" Ashley yelled,
and went to get out something to put her cereal in, but noticed that all the
bowls were gone, she looked back over at the grease, "RIGHT IN MY CEREAL
BOWL." Defeated, she walked back up to her room, he would pay for this
dearly.
Soon enough, there was a meeting called for the newly assembled team.
"You know what? They're calling themselves the big bad bad asses. Its
more like big bad dumb asses." Kelly mused, starting off the meeting.
"Yeah, I think we should have code names. Who wants to be Lilac1? That
can be you Tamen. Kelly, what do you want to be?"
"Superman"
"What do you want to be Heero?" He was silent.
"Okay, you can be....Lets go back...Tamen you can be that guy.....what's
his name...nevermind, you can just be the flash! My spider senses are tingling...nevermind...you don't get it...before
I confuse anyone else, lets just go by the planets. Kelly, Libra, Venus, Me, Cancer, Moon,
Tamen, Capricorn, Saturn, Heero?"
"Gemini." He stated
"Heero, Gemini, Mercury. Now that that's settled.."
"Which one are we gonna be called?"
"Lets just go with the planets, they're easier,"
"All right, so to start out I think we should....."