Visiting Francis: Part 3
And now…………the thrilling conclusion you've all been waiting for!
"Let me show you to your room," Spangler said cordially to Lois. A confused Hal walked after them, followed by Malcolm, Reese, and Dewey.
Francis ran up to his father and brothers. "Stanley and I have something to show you!" He announced, anxious to talk to them about what to do regarding their predicament.
"Oh………..yeah, we do have something really neat to show you," Stanley agreed, "What are you doing?" He whispered to Francis under his breath.
"I have to talk to them about Spangler and…whatever the hell he thinks he's doing with my mother!"
"If you say so."
"Stanley and I are going to give you guys the full, official Marlin Academy tour, while Mom is, uh, unpacking," said Francis quickly. He ushered his family out of the room so that they could start their "tour".
Meanwhile, Spangler was showing Lois one of larger bedrooms that the Academy offered. These rooms were supposed to be reserved for important military figures, but Spangler thought Lois to be important than anyone in the military.
"I'm so honored that you decided to come visit us here," He said, in what he hoped was a sexy voice.
"Yeah, sure," answered Lois in a bored tone. "It's kind of dull in here. Doesn't anyone do any decorating?"
"Well, no. Maybe you could give us a few tips," Spangler flirted. He sat down on the king-sized bed, and patted the spot next to him.
"What do you think you're doing?!" yelled Lois.
"Has anyone ever told you how beautiful your eyes are? They're like two pools of the finest chocolate in the world," said Spangler dreamily.
"Excuse me?" Lois screeched.
"You know what I would love?" Spangler asked her.
"And what might that be?"
"To run away with you! I could leave this dreadful Academy, and you could leave your awful family, and we live together in Paris! Think of it, Lois! Fresh baguettes every morning. Sipping coffee in quaint little cafes every afternoon. Taking pictures from atop the Eiffel Tower. Eating in the most fabulous restaurants in the world."
"WHAT?" Lois screamed.
"We would have to change our names, of course. I could be Pierre, and you could be….Juliette!"
At this point, Lois lost it. How dare this pompous one eyed, one armed, one legged man come onto her! There was only one thing that Lois could think to do.
She slapped him. Spangler reeled back in surprise. He looked positively shocked. Lois was too angry to stop there. She punched him, kicked him, bit him. She gave him the beating of a lifetime.
"That'll teach you to mess with me!" said Lois. She turned on her heel, and walked regally out of the room. She spotted her family, led by Francis and Stanley wandering the halls.
"Francis, I'm so sorry, but we're not able to stay. I love you, and be sure to call us every day."
With this, Lois kissed Francis goodbye, waved to Stanley, and hastily yanked Hal, Reese, Malcolm, and Dewey into the station wagon. A disoriented Francis stared at the car as it drove quickly away.
"Dude, that was weird," said Stanley.
"If you thought that was weird, try living with them!" Francis replied.