8:50 PM 11/26/00
By: Chuquita
E-mail me @: lac31685@aol.com
Disclaimer: Whoops, I forgot this thing the last two chapters, but
I'm pretty sure everyone knows that DBZ isn't mine. I don't own anything
in this fic except King Cheez Cake, Queen Patti-Cake, & Brownie. Oh, &
the Vegeta android, can't forget him ^_^
Chuey's Corner: I'd like to thank everyone who reviewed the last two parts
of Veggienapped, I appreciate the info ^_^
Summary: Vegeta's been kidnapped! Who kidnapped him? Where did they take him?
Will anyone even bother to save him?!
Like Before:
Ages:
Chibi Trunks: 10
Goten & Bra: 8
Marron: 7
Gohan: 17
Everyone else is the same as in the show. Mirai is somewhere in his mid-late teens.
Yes I know these aren't their actual age differences, but I need them @ these ages for
the fic, K? -Chuey
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" Hi there, " the figure emerged from the shadows, Vegeta raised an eyebrow. The
rotund creature stood before him, and it was ugly as heck! It stood about 1ft taller than
Vegeta, around "Kakorot"s height, with pale skin, a fat nose, and antennie similar to a namek's,
other than that, it looked mostly like a human-being, built about the same, with with long blonde
hair that went down to it's waist, if you could find its waist, that is, " We are the Zorgons. "
the creature said as an evil smile crept over Vegeta's face, thousands of insults flooding to his
brain. He snickered.
" We also have the ability to read minds. " the creature said as Vegeta's face drooped,
" That's how we know most of your backround information, and that's how we created this room,
a perfect replica isn't it? "
" Dang. " Vegeta mumbled as the figure brushed it's hair off it's face.
" I am the leader of these people, Queen Patti-Cake, and this-- "
" YOU'RE A WOMAN?! " Vegeta burst out into laughter.
" What did you think we were, asexual? " Queen P asked as Vegeta smirked.
" WHAT NERVE!!! THINKING LIKE THAT I SHOULD--no, GUARDS! Make sure he doesn't escape. "
the Queen huffed as she stomped out, the King stepping forward, twice the size of his wife.
" I should order you to be killed now, but we already have plans for you, our race's
strength depends on it. " King Cheez Cake narrowed his eyes, then smiled, " After all, you can't
find Sayians very much ANYWHERE anymore. " he chuckled, " You're perfect for the job. " the King
said, then left, locking the door behind him.
" How in he!l did I get captured by such fools? " Vegeta grumbled, " Dang I wish I had
learned that Bakarot's transmission technique! No matter, I shall destory this room, leave, fly
back to that danged Earth and beat the stuffings out of Kakorot for making me think it was him
down there! " he smiled, then glanced at a nearby window and walked up to it, then grabbed the
bars & pulled. Vegeta gasped, " How can this be! I, the Prince of all Sayians, can't break a
few measily bars?!....my & power won't work in here, da#n. I wonder where Kakorot is...
if he or any other of those baka friends of his try to help ME, I'll kill them! "
" We HAVE to help Vegeta! " Bulma pleaded with the rest of the Z fighters, who sat there
staring at Bulma like she had just grown a third eye.
" Did I hear you right? HELP VEGETA?! " Krillin asked, raising an eyebrow.
" Vegeta's never done a thing to help us! " Yamcha shouted.
" Why should we help him? " Tien narrowed his eyes as Piccolo opened one eye, while
continuing to meditate in mid-air.
" I say we leave him there. " Piccolo said, then closed his right eye.
" But guys, we don't even know where "there" is! " Goku said, still in his bunny PJ's
" What if the people who kidnapped him decide to kidnap one of us?! "
" Good point Goku! " Bulma smiled, " That's why I want some volunteers to help me find
him! Anybody? " Bulma asked as the group sat, staring at her, Bra the only one raising her hand.
" Mommy, I wanna go save Daddy! " Bra said happily, waving her arm about.
Bulma looked up, " Anyone else? " she said in a monotone voice.
" What about you Trunks? " Bulma asked chibi Trunks, " Don't you care about Daddy too? "
she said in a baby voice.
" He called me a wuss. " Chibi Trunks retorted, then crossed his arms, Bulma looked
around, ready to yell at Vegeta, then stopped, realizing he wasn't there.
" If those kidnappers don't kill him, "I" will! " Bulma growled, she sighed, " Come on!
PLEASE GUYS! I NEED your help! I can't just fly there & beat up those people by myself! "
" Will there be food? " Goten asked as Bra laughed.
" Silly Goten, there's always food! " she smiled as Goten looked around.
" Where? "
" Well, I guess I'll help. " Mirai said, standing up.
" Thank you Trunks! " Bulma clasped her hands together, " Anyone else? "
" I'll go. " Goku said as everyone stared at him & gasped.
" What! Goku, this is VEGETA remember? " Krillin argued as Goku looked down at his friend
" So? We're all friends aren't we? Wouldn't you guys try to save me if "I" was
kidnapped? " Goku asked.
" Well yeah Goku, but you're different! " Yamcha said.
" Yeah, we like YOU. " Tien added.
" Well then why don't you guys come with me to save Vegeta? " Goku said, " We need to,
besides, I've known Bulma much longer than any of you and I'd hate to let her down like this. "
" Okay, Goku, Mirai, Bra--come on! Anyone else?! " Bulma sighed as Bra pulled a chocolate
chip cookie out of her pocket & held it above Goten, who was sitting indian-style on the floor.
" Hey Goten, wanna cookie? " she whispered as Goten sniffed the air, then looked up and
noticed the cookie, causing him to reach up for it, waving his arms about. Bra held it just out
of his reach.
" Thanks Goten! " Bulma said as Bra instantly dropped the cookie onto the floor. Goten
grabbed the cookie & stuffed it in his mouth.
" See, Goten wants to go too Mommy! " Bra chirped as Goten looked up, utterly confused.
" Huh? "
" Hmm, " Bulma rubbed her chin as she fiddled around with the unconsious Vegeta android,
then opened the hatch on his back to reveal thousands of wires, " Wow, whoever made this went all
out! " she gasped.
" Yeah, but they sure didn't know anything about Vegeta's personality. " Goku noted.
" I think they did. " Bulma argued, " But there's a reason they programed him to act
this way. "
" Yeah, to scare the crap out of us. " Mirai grumbled, " I can't believe he organized
my stuff my size, shape, color...and that whole "touchy-feely" thing made me CRAZY! " he pounded
his fist on the table.
" Actually, I think he was programmed to make us forget about the real Vegeta. I mean,
he made breakfast, brought apples over to the Sons, complimented GOKU, called me by my name,
cleaned the kids's rooms, vaccumed the floors, and danced around like a nimrod tossing flowers
all over the place!!!! " Bulma exclaimed.
" Dad would've killed this guy--" Mirai snickered.
" I wish I could've seen Vegeta's face at the sight of the "clone" here. " Goku grinned
widely, " Say Bulma, how about we take him with us? "
" WHAT! " Bulma and Mirai Trunks screamed at the same time, " ARE YOU NUTS!! "
" HE'D DRIVE ME CRAZY!!! "
" GOKU WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE HE WAS PROGRAMMED TO DO-- "
" HE'LL BUG ME AND ACT ALL NICEY-NICE TO ME THE WHOLE TIME AND WANNA HUG ME AND JUNK! "
" WHAT IF HE HAS SOME KIND OF WEAPON IN HIS MEMORY?! "
" AND HE'LL IRON MY SHIRTS AND MAKE EVERYTHING SO DISQUESTINGLY PERFECT THAT I'D-- "
" -be totally unpredicable Goku and that's why-- "
" WE CAN'T TAKE HIM WITH US! " they both shrieked as Goku just stared on.
" I can't believe we're gonna take him with us. " Mirai Trunks grumbled as he sat in the
corner of the room, Bulma making the repairs on the android.
" Relax Trunks, remember what Goku said, you guys can use him to switch him & Vegeta
back again, that way the kidnappers will never notice! " Bulma said, then glanced at a small
tag on the Vegeta android's arm, " It's so tiny... " she squinted her eyes at the microscopic
tag, then narrowed her eyes at it.
" What's tiny? " Goku asked.
" There's a kind of sticker on his arm--it says..."Manufactured by your friends at
Planet Zorgonia"... "
" What's Zorgonia? " Goku said, confused as Piccolo appeared behind them, meditating,
only with an out-of-place evil grin plastered on.
" Something tells me you know. " Bulma raised an eyebrow as Piccolo landed, thankful
that he had disiplined himself so well, for he was about to burst into laughter if he hadn't.
" The Zorgonines are a race of people that thrive off of others. Without the strength
of each other they wouldn't survive. They build their only strength mostly in numbers, but
their royalty prefer a slightly different approach. " Piccolo grinned, his eyes still wide shut.
" And that would be-- " Goku asked.
" By use of the blood of other, more powerful races, preferably other royalty. " Piccolo
opened his eyes, which revealed a look of cheerful anxiety, the rest of his body perfectly calm.
" THEY'RE GONNA SUCK VEGETA'S BLOOD OUT!? " Goku gasped.
" Well, not exactly THAT kind of blood. And I wouldn't say suck--- "
Vegeta sat there, laying on the bed under the covers, trying to form some kind of attack,
::I wonder if those imbeciles have noticed my disappearance yet!::: he thought angrily to himself
::They're probably wondering where I am. They have to be worried by now. Those baka-tachi are
probably lost without me. Probably crying their pathetic eyes out. Heh-heh. And that poor woman.
She's probably tearing insanely over this::: Vegeta snickered, ::Then why haven't they tried
to rescue me by now!::: he shouted in his head, then got a terrible thought, :::KAMI! What if
they don't WANT to rescue me?!--NO! That is not possible. of course they will, after all, I am
the prince::: Vegeta reassured himself, ::They would never leave me here. They cannot just go
on with their lives!::: he glanced at a nearby clock, ::Hmm, 1:50pm, Bra and that miserable
brat of mine are outside playing by now. I bet Trunks is out practicing. My little Princess is
probably playing games with that INSOLENT KAKOROT-SPAWN again!::: Vegeta growled angrily, ::How
can she like him! He's nothing more than a carbon copy of Kakorot! Besides, that kid adores me,
yep, got her right around my finger--but:: Vegeta glanced down, :::I did get her upset the other
day when I whooped that Kako-brat all the way back to his house, what if--what if she WANTS me
to stay here..she'll grow up and MARRY that bakayaro's son!!!::: Vegeta cringed, ::And then
she'll fall victim to some be-da%*ed Kakorot curse and end up sending MORE Kakorots into the
world!!!::: Vegeta swallowed hard, then heard a loud whirring noise from outside the bedsheets.
" WHO'S THERE!!! " he screamed, then grabbed the sheet, pulled it off him, and felt a
piercing sensation in his back. This caused Vegeta to nearly-faint, it was as if someone had just
drilled through his spine, but yet he could still move around. But barely.
The figure smiled evily at Vegeta, who got up, feeling him body go numb, the world
blurring around him.
" Now don't worry Prince, we're just going to take you to meet someone very special to
us. You won't feel a thing. " he snickered.
" WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON--" Vegeta's eyes rolled back in his sockets as he fainted,
making a loud thud against the floor.
" There, now isn't that better? " the figure said in a soothing voice, as it
rushed it's hand though Vegeta's spiky black hair, then tossed the sayian over it's shoulder
& left the room.
" WOMAN!! " Vegeta cried out as he walked around, heading towards Capsule Corp, " WHERE
ARE YOU!!! " he growled angrily, then heard a small child giggle from behind him, causing him
to whip around, " Bra? Trunks? KAKOROT! IF THAT'S YOUR BRAT OVER THERE I'LL-- " Vegeta stopped,
the raised an eyebrow, more giggles coming from the other direction, " IF THIS IS YOUR IDEA
OF A SICK 'WELCOME BACK' JOKE YOU'RE SADLY MISTAKEN!!! " he yelled, " WOMAN! BRA! TRUNKS! "
Vegeta looked around, " Where the heck are they! "
" Excuse me sir, are you looking for someone? " a female voice said as Vegeta whipped
around.
" WOMAN! DID YOU NOT HEAR ME CALLING YOU! Have I been gone for so long as that you cannot
remember me?! " Vegeta grumbled as the girl stared at him.
" Who are you, where did you come from, and my name is NOT woman, it's Bra! " she
narrowed her eyes at Vegeta, who smiled.
" BRA! " he exclaimed, " I can't believe I've been gone that long! " he cried, trying not
to get emotional, " Come on, give your father a hug! "
" Father?? My father disappeared ages ago. I haven't seen him since. " Bra answered,
" Now if you'll excuse me I have some diapers to change. " she said, staring at Vegeta perculely
as she headed inside.
" Diapers? You've had CHILDREN! " he gasped.
" 6 years ago, six-tuplets. " she said proudly, her back towards him.
" SIX! YOU HAVE SIX CHILDREN AND NONE OF THEM ARE WEENED YET!!! " Vegeta gawked.
" Well, I can't help it, they have the same kind of bladder as their Uncle. " Bra
shrugged as Vegeta cussed under his breath, mumbling something about Trunks and an accident.
" HONEY! WE HAVE AN EMERGANCY IN HERE!!! " a man cried as he rushed out into the doorway.
He put his hand through his black hair, " NONE OF THEM WILL SIT STILL FOR ME! " he yelped,
Vegeta raising an eyebrow.
" That man looks awfully familiar..." he said to himself as Bra rushed past him.
" I'M COMING! " she yelled back as she rushed into the parlor. Vegeta, out of pure
curiousity, followed.
Vegeta walked into the parlor, " I don't see any brats? " he grumbled, then felt a tug
at his boot and looked down, seeing two of the children. A look of pure horror rushed across
Vegeta's face, " They must be friends of Bra's kids. " he thought to himself, clearly in denial.
The children--looked exactly like Goku.
" Well, there's two of them. " Bra said, then grabbed the boys & put one under each
arm, " GOTEN! I FOUND THE FIRST TWO! "
" GOTEN! " Vegeta yelped, " But, but, that's KAKOROT'S SPAWN!!! "
" So? " Bra said, confused, the two boys wiggling about.
" Mommy, I'm hungry! " the first cried, his voice identical to chibi-Goku's (DB)
" I'm hungry too Mommy, I wanna eat. " the second whined in the same voice.
" Not now, we have to find your other brothers! " Bra said to the boys, who's eyes welled
up with tears.
" But I'm hungry now! " the first whined sadly.
" Please Mommy! " the second joined in.
Bra groaned, then glanced up, " GOTEN! " she screamed, then handed to two over to her
husband, " Get them something to eat, THEN we'll change them! "
" But-- " Goten started.
" JUST GO FEED THEM ALRIGHT!!! " Bra yelled at Goten, who nodded as Bra ran off into the
other room. He sniffed the air.
" EEW! What died..." he looked down at the two boys & cringed, both of their clothes
now soaked at the croch, " Oh Dende help me..." he looked up at Vegeta, " Listen, as long as
you're here the least you can do is help us find them! " he shouted.
Vegeta just stared, his face a pale white color.
" GEEZ! " Goten groaned, " Can't you boys learn to hold it! "
" We can't help it. " the first began.
" Everytime we get hungry we pee. " the second continued.
" And we're ALWAYS hungry. " the said in unison.
" FINE! Come on! " Goten huffed as he ran the boys off the the kitchen.
" Hey Mister? " Kid 3 poked Vegeta, Kids 4-6, noticing neither of their parents where
no longer present also waddled up to Vegeta, " Are you our Grandpa, mister? " he asked Vegeta,
who looked down at the boys, who all had goofy Goku grins on their faces.
" I like Grampa, he's silly lookin. " Kid 5 giggled.
" Wanna come play with us Grampa? " Kid 4 asked happily as kid 6 chimed in.
" We love you Grampa! " 6 smiled, then hugged Vegeta's right leg.
Vegeta looked about at the 4 boys, the pit in his stomach beginning to grow larger.
" I'LL MAKE KAKOROT PAY FOR THIS!!! " Vegeta screamed inside his head, " I DON'T CARE
IF THEY'RE MY GRANDCHILDREN! THEY'RE KAKOROT'S TOO! " he growled as the kid 6 looked up at
Vegeta curiously.
" Somethin wrong Grampa? " he asked, confused.
Vegeta just smiled, " You'll see---FINAL FLASH!!!!!! " he screamed as he launched his
attack at the boys, who put their hands up & reflected the blast, sending it hurtling towards
Vegeta. His eyes widened in fright, the blast was too big to dodge, not in this room, it was
way to small! Vegeta looked upwards & began to scream....
" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MOMMY!!!! " Vegeta cried in a childish voice, then looked around. He was strapped in chains &
attached to a wall in King Cheez Cake's Court. Vegeta's face turned beet red.
" Is he all right? " Queen Patti-Cake asked her husband.
" He should be fine, that blow the guards gave him to the back can easily trigger
REM sleep, in other words, he just had a bad dream. " the King nodded.
" Good, I wouldn't want our investment to go to waste. " Queen Patti-Cake said to the
King.
King Cheez Cake walked up to a very aggrivated Vegeta, who was trying desprately to get
out of the chains, " I'm sorry for our rude attitude towards you Prince Vegeta, but, as you know,
you are going to become a very valuable asset to us. "
" If you ugly creatures think "I" will fight for you then-- " Vegeta yelled.
" No no no. We don't need you to fight for us. In fact, the purpose we brought you here
had nothing to do with fighting off any enemy. " the King smiled wickedly as Vegeta raised an
eyebrow.
" IF YOU DIDN'T BRING ME HERE TO FIGHT ANYONE THEN WHY DID YOU FOOLS EVEN KIDNAP ME IN
THE FIRST PLACE!!! I AM A SAYIAN! WE ARE A RACE BORN TO FIGHT OTHERS YOU BARBERIC SLOTH!!!! "
Vegeta screamed, enraged.
The King laughed, " I'm sorry to disappoint you Prince Vegeta, but we have brought you
here on more of a...social call. "
" I don't do well with groups. I'm a very solitary person, I like to do things on my
own. " Vegeta gritted though his teeth.
" Well, there are some things that you can't do alone. " he smirked as Vegeta raised an
eyebrow, " BROWNIE! " the King called as large footsteps echoed thoughout the court.
" What in Kami's name is that!!! " Vegeta said as he glanced around, a figure appearing
in the doorway.
" Prince Vegeta, I would like to introduce you to my daughter, Brownie. "
" YOU MEAN THEY WHAT!!! " Bulma gasped, Piccolo trying to wipe the grin off his face.
" I told you the "blood of stronger species", didn't I? " Piccolo said as Bulma clasped
her hand over her mouth.
" What a shame..." Bulma began, " ....those poor kidnappers. " she said as Goku & Trunks
stared at her in shock, " And, poor Vegeta too. "
" MommYYY! " Bra called from upstairs, " Trunks is bothering me!!! "
" Coming! " Bulma yelled back, " Piccolo, Goku, Mirai Trunks, you guys better come too,
we have to explain this to the others.
The Z senshi burst into laughter as Piccolo concluded his story about the Zorgons's
strength ritual.
" You mean, those ugly things want Vegeta to WHAT!? " Yamcha choked out between bursts
of giggles as Piccolo nodded, the stern look on his face back again where it belonged.
Krillin cracked up at Vegeta's situation, " Oh Dende I think I'm gonna laugh up a lung! "
he shouted.
" It's NOT funny. " Bulma said sternly as the fighters all instantly stopped their bouts
of laughter and stared at her, " Vegeta's in big trouble once he finds out what these people are
going to do to him. "
The Z team nodded obedently, " Now, I'd like to you to meet our new friend. " Bulma
said as the Vegeta android walked into the light, causing the group to gawk.
" Why hello there, it's not nice to leave your mouths hanging open like that you know."
Android Vegeta chirped cheerfully as the group glanced at one another.
" This is Veggy (veh-gee), and he is going to help us. " Bulma said as Veggy
smiled sweetly at the others.
Krillin opened his mouth, " I think, I'm going to puke. "
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9:49 PM 11/29/00
And so ends part 3 of Veggienapped!
What does King Cheez Cake plan to do with Vegeta? How does this concern his daughter?
And how does Android Veggy fit into all this, why did Bulma even bother to regenerate him?
Find out in Part 4 of Veggienapped! -Chuquita ^_^
By: Chuquita
E-mail me @: lac31685@aol.com
Disclaimer: Whoops, I forgot this thing the last two chapters, but
I'm pretty sure everyone knows that DBZ isn't mine. I don't own anything
in this fic except King Cheez Cake, Queen Patti-Cake, & Brownie. Oh, &
the Vegeta android, can't forget him ^_^
Chuey's Corner: I'd like to thank everyone who reviewed the last two parts
of Veggienapped, I appreciate the info ^_^
Summary: Vegeta's been kidnapped! Who kidnapped him? Where did they take him?
Will anyone even bother to save him?!
Like Before:
Ages:
Chibi Trunks: 10
Goten & Bra: 8
Marron: 7
Gohan: 17
Everyone else is the same as in the show. Mirai is somewhere in his mid-late teens.
Yes I know these aren't their actual age differences, but I need them @ these ages for
the fic, K? -Chuey
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" Hi there, " the figure emerged from the shadows, Vegeta raised an eyebrow. The
rotund creature stood before him, and it was ugly as heck! It stood about 1ft taller than
Vegeta, around "Kakorot"s height, with pale skin, a fat nose, and antennie similar to a namek's,
other than that, it looked mostly like a human-being, built about the same, with with long blonde
hair that went down to it's waist, if you could find its waist, that is, " We are the Zorgons. "
the creature said as an evil smile crept over Vegeta's face, thousands of insults flooding to his
brain. He snickered.
" We also have the ability to read minds. " the creature said as Vegeta's face drooped,
" That's how we know most of your backround information, and that's how we created this room,
a perfect replica isn't it? "
" Dang. " Vegeta mumbled as the figure brushed it's hair off it's face.
" I am the leader of these people, Queen Patti-Cake, and this-- "
" YOU'RE A WOMAN?! " Vegeta burst out into laughter.
" What did you think we were, asexual? " Queen P asked as Vegeta smirked.
" WHAT NERVE!!! THINKING LIKE THAT I SHOULD--no, GUARDS! Make sure he doesn't escape. "
the Queen huffed as she stomped out, the King stepping forward, twice the size of his wife.
" I should order you to be killed now, but we already have plans for you, our race's
strength depends on it. " King Cheez Cake narrowed his eyes, then smiled, " After all, you can't
find Sayians very much ANYWHERE anymore. " he chuckled, " You're perfect for the job. " the King
said, then left, locking the door behind him.
" How in he!l did I get captured by such fools? " Vegeta grumbled, " Dang I wish I had
learned that Bakarot's transmission technique! No matter, I shall destory this room, leave, fly
back to that danged Earth and beat the stuffings out of Kakorot for making me think it was him
down there! " he smiled, then glanced at a nearby window and walked up to it, then grabbed the
bars & pulled. Vegeta gasped, " How can this be! I, the Prince of all Sayians, can't break a
few measily bars?!....my & power won't work in here, da#n. I wonder where Kakorot is...
if he or any other of those baka friends of his try to help ME, I'll kill them! "
" We HAVE to help Vegeta! " Bulma pleaded with the rest of the Z fighters, who sat there
staring at Bulma like she had just grown a third eye.
" Did I hear you right? HELP VEGETA?! " Krillin asked, raising an eyebrow.
" Vegeta's never done a thing to help us! " Yamcha shouted.
" Why should we help him? " Tien narrowed his eyes as Piccolo opened one eye, while
continuing to meditate in mid-air.
" I say we leave him there. " Piccolo said, then closed his right eye.
" But guys, we don't even know where "there" is! " Goku said, still in his bunny PJ's
" What if the people who kidnapped him decide to kidnap one of us?! "
" Good point Goku! " Bulma smiled, " That's why I want some volunteers to help me find
him! Anybody? " Bulma asked as the group sat, staring at her, Bra the only one raising her hand.
" Mommy, I wanna go save Daddy! " Bra said happily, waving her arm about.
Bulma looked up, " Anyone else? " she said in a monotone voice.
" What about you Trunks? " Bulma asked chibi Trunks, " Don't you care about Daddy too? "
she said in a baby voice.
" He called me a wuss. " Chibi Trunks retorted, then crossed his arms, Bulma looked
around, ready to yell at Vegeta, then stopped, realizing he wasn't there.
" If those kidnappers don't kill him, "I" will! " Bulma growled, she sighed, " Come on!
PLEASE GUYS! I NEED your help! I can't just fly there & beat up those people by myself! "
" Will there be food? " Goten asked as Bra laughed.
" Silly Goten, there's always food! " she smiled as Goten looked around.
" Where? "
" Well, I guess I'll help. " Mirai said, standing up.
" Thank you Trunks! " Bulma clasped her hands together, " Anyone else? "
" I'll go. " Goku said as everyone stared at him & gasped.
" What! Goku, this is VEGETA remember? " Krillin argued as Goku looked down at his friend
" So? We're all friends aren't we? Wouldn't you guys try to save me if "I" was
kidnapped? " Goku asked.
" Well yeah Goku, but you're different! " Yamcha said.
" Yeah, we like YOU. " Tien added.
" Well then why don't you guys come with me to save Vegeta? " Goku said, " We need to,
besides, I've known Bulma much longer than any of you and I'd hate to let her down like this. "
" Okay, Goku, Mirai, Bra--come on! Anyone else?! " Bulma sighed as Bra pulled a chocolate
chip cookie out of her pocket & held it above Goten, who was sitting indian-style on the floor.
" Hey Goten, wanna cookie? " she whispered as Goten sniffed the air, then looked up and
noticed the cookie, causing him to reach up for it, waving his arms about. Bra held it just out
of his reach.
" Thanks Goten! " Bulma said as Bra instantly dropped the cookie onto the floor. Goten
grabbed the cookie & stuffed it in his mouth.
" See, Goten wants to go too Mommy! " Bra chirped as Goten looked up, utterly confused.
" Huh? "
" Hmm, " Bulma rubbed her chin as she fiddled around with the unconsious Vegeta android,
then opened the hatch on his back to reveal thousands of wires, " Wow, whoever made this went all
out! " she gasped.
" Yeah, but they sure didn't know anything about Vegeta's personality. " Goku noted.
" I think they did. " Bulma argued, " But there's a reason they programed him to act
this way. "
" Yeah, to scare the crap out of us. " Mirai grumbled, " I can't believe he organized
my stuff my size, shape, color...and that whole "touchy-feely" thing made me CRAZY! " he pounded
his fist on the table.
" Actually, I think he was programmed to make us forget about the real Vegeta. I mean,
he made breakfast, brought apples over to the Sons, complimented GOKU, called me by my name,
cleaned the kids's rooms, vaccumed the floors, and danced around like a nimrod tossing flowers
all over the place!!!! " Bulma exclaimed.
" Dad would've killed this guy--" Mirai snickered.
" I wish I could've seen Vegeta's face at the sight of the "clone" here. " Goku grinned
widely, " Say Bulma, how about we take him with us? "
" WHAT! " Bulma and Mirai Trunks screamed at the same time, " ARE YOU NUTS!! "
" HE'D DRIVE ME CRAZY!!! "
" GOKU WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE HE WAS PROGRAMMED TO DO-- "
" HE'LL BUG ME AND ACT ALL NICEY-NICE TO ME THE WHOLE TIME AND WANNA HUG ME AND JUNK! "
" WHAT IF HE HAS SOME KIND OF WEAPON IN HIS MEMORY?! "
" AND HE'LL IRON MY SHIRTS AND MAKE EVERYTHING SO DISQUESTINGLY PERFECT THAT I'D-- "
" -be totally unpredicable Goku and that's why-- "
" WE CAN'T TAKE HIM WITH US! " they both shrieked as Goku just stared on.
" I can't believe we're gonna take him with us. " Mirai Trunks grumbled as he sat in the
corner of the room, Bulma making the repairs on the android.
" Relax Trunks, remember what Goku said, you guys can use him to switch him & Vegeta
back again, that way the kidnappers will never notice! " Bulma said, then glanced at a small
tag on the Vegeta android's arm, " It's so tiny... " she squinted her eyes at the microscopic
tag, then narrowed her eyes at it.
" What's tiny? " Goku asked.
" There's a kind of sticker on his arm--it says..."Manufactured by your friends at
Planet Zorgonia"... "
" What's Zorgonia? " Goku said, confused as Piccolo appeared behind them, meditating,
only with an out-of-place evil grin plastered on.
" Something tells me you know. " Bulma raised an eyebrow as Piccolo landed, thankful
that he had disiplined himself so well, for he was about to burst into laughter if he hadn't.
" The Zorgonines are a race of people that thrive off of others. Without the strength
of each other they wouldn't survive. They build their only strength mostly in numbers, but
their royalty prefer a slightly different approach. " Piccolo grinned, his eyes still wide shut.
" And that would be-- " Goku asked.
" By use of the blood of other, more powerful races, preferably other royalty. " Piccolo
opened his eyes, which revealed a look of cheerful anxiety, the rest of his body perfectly calm.
" THEY'RE GONNA SUCK VEGETA'S BLOOD OUT!? " Goku gasped.
" Well, not exactly THAT kind of blood. And I wouldn't say suck--- "
Vegeta sat there, laying on the bed under the covers, trying to form some kind of attack,
::I wonder if those imbeciles have noticed my disappearance yet!::: he thought angrily to himself
::They're probably wondering where I am. They have to be worried by now. Those baka-tachi are
probably lost without me. Probably crying their pathetic eyes out. Heh-heh. And that poor woman.
She's probably tearing insanely over this::: Vegeta snickered, ::Then why haven't they tried
to rescue me by now!::: he shouted in his head, then got a terrible thought, :::KAMI! What if
they don't WANT to rescue me?!--NO! That is not possible. of course they will, after all, I am
the prince::: Vegeta reassured himself, ::They would never leave me here. They cannot just go
on with their lives!::: he glanced at a nearby clock, ::Hmm, 1:50pm, Bra and that miserable
brat of mine are outside playing by now. I bet Trunks is out practicing. My little Princess is
probably playing games with that INSOLENT KAKOROT-SPAWN again!::: Vegeta growled angrily, ::How
can she like him! He's nothing more than a carbon copy of Kakorot! Besides, that kid adores me,
yep, got her right around my finger--but:: Vegeta glanced down, :::I did get her upset the other
day when I whooped that Kako-brat all the way back to his house, what if--what if she WANTS me
to stay here..she'll grow up and MARRY that bakayaro's son!!!::: Vegeta cringed, ::And then
she'll fall victim to some be-da%*ed Kakorot curse and end up sending MORE Kakorots into the
world!!!::: Vegeta swallowed hard, then heard a loud whirring noise from outside the bedsheets.
" WHO'S THERE!!! " he screamed, then grabbed the sheet, pulled it off him, and felt a
piercing sensation in his back. This caused Vegeta to nearly-faint, it was as if someone had just
drilled through his spine, but yet he could still move around. But barely.
The figure smiled evily at Vegeta, who got up, feeling him body go numb, the world
blurring around him.
" Now don't worry Prince, we're just going to take you to meet someone very special to
us. You won't feel a thing. " he snickered.
" WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON--" Vegeta's eyes rolled back in his sockets as he fainted,
making a loud thud against the floor.
" There, now isn't that better? " the figure said in a soothing voice, as it
rushed it's hand though Vegeta's spiky black hair, then tossed the sayian over it's shoulder
& left the room.
" WOMAN!! " Vegeta cried out as he walked around, heading towards Capsule Corp, " WHERE
ARE YOU!!! " he growled angrily, then heard a small child giggle from behind him, causing him
to whip around, " Bra? Trunks? KAKOROT! IF THAT'S YOUR BRAT OVER THERE I'LL-- " Vegeta stopped,
the raised an eyebrow, more giggles coming from the other direction, " IF THIS IS YOUR IDEA
OF A SICK 'WELCOME BACK' JOKE YOU'RE SADLY MISTAKEN!!! " he yelled, " WOMAN! BRA! TRUNKS! "
Vegeta looked around, " Where the heck are they! "
" Excuse me sir, are you looking for someone? " a female voice said as Vegeta whipped
around.
" WOMAN! DID YOU NOT HEAR ME CALLING YOU! Have I been gone for so long as that you cannot
remember me?! " Vegeta grumbled as the girl stared at him.
" Who are you, where did you come from, and my name is NOT woman, it's Bra! " she
narrowed her eyes at Vegeta, who smiled.
" BRA! " he exclaimed, " I can't believe I've been gone that long! " he cried, trying not
to get emotional, " Come on, give your father a hug! "
" Father?? My father disappeared ages ago. I haven't seen him since. " Bra answered,
" Now if you'll excuse me I have some diapers to change. " she said, staring at Vegeta perculely
as she headed inside.
" Diapers? You've had CHILDREN! " he gasped.
" 6 years ago, six-tuplets. " she said proudly, her back towards him.
" SIX! YOU HAVE SIX CHILDREN AND NONE OF THEM ARE WEENED YET!!! " Vegeta gawked.
" Well, I can't help it, they have the same kind of bladder as their Uncle. " Bra
shrugged as Vegeta cussed under his breath, mumbling something about Trunks and an accident.
" HONEY! WE HAVE AN EMERGANCY IN HERE!!! " a man cried as he rushed out into the doorway.
He put his hand through his black hair, " NONE OF THEM WILL SIT STILL FOR ME! " he yelped,
Vegeta raising an eyebrow.
" That man looks awfully familiar..." he said to himself as Bra rushed past him.
" I'M COMING! " she yelled back as she rushed into the parlor. Vegeta, out of pure
curiousity, followed.
Vegeta walked into the parlor, " I don't see any brats? " he grumbled, then felt a tug
at his boot and looked down, seeing two of the children. A look of pure horror rushed across
Vegeta's face, " They must be friends of Bra's kids. " he thought to himself, clearly in denial.
The children--looked exactly like Goku.
" Well, there's two of them. " Bra said, then grabbed the boys & put one under each
arm, " GOTEN! I FOUND THE FIRST TWO! "
" GOTEN! " Vegeta yelped, " But, but, that's KAKOROT'S SPAWN!!! "
" So? " Bra said, confused, the two boys wiggling about.
" Mommy, I'm hungry! " the first cried, his voice identical to chibi-Goku's (DB)
" I'm hungry too Mommy, I wanna eat. " the second whined in the same voice.
" Not now, we have to find your other brothers! " Bra said to the boys, who's eyes welled
up with tears.
" But I'm hungry now! " the first whined sadly.
" Please Mommy! " the second joined in.
Bra groaned, then glanced up, " GOTEN! " she screamed, then handed to two over to her
husband, " Get them something to eat, THEN we'll change them! "
" But-- " Goten started.
" JUST GO FEED THEM ALRIGHT!!! " Bra yelled at Goten, who nodded as Bra ran off into the
other room. He sniffed the air.
" EEW! What died..." he looked down at the two boys & cringed, both of their clothes
now soaked at the croch, " Oh Dende help me..." he looked up at Vegeta, " Listen, as long as
you're here the least you can do is help us find them! " he shouted.
Vegeta just stared, his face a pale white color.
" GEEZ! " Goten groaned, " Can't you boys learn to hold it! "
" We can't help it. " the first began.
" Everytime we get hungry we pee. " the second continued.
" And we're ALWAYS hungry. " the said in unison.
" FINE! Come on! " Goten huffed as he ran the boys off the the kitchen.
" Hey Mister? " Kid 3 poked Vegeta, Kids 4-6, noticing neither of their parents where
no longer present also waddled up to Vegeta, " Are you our Grandpa, mister? " he asked Vegeta,
who looked down at the boys, who all had goofy Goku grins on their faces.
" I like Grampa, he's silly lookin. " Kid 5 giggled.
" Wanna come play with us Grampa? " Kid 4 asked happily as kid 6 chimed in.
" We love you Grampa! " 6 smiled, then hugged Vegeta's right leg.
Vegeta looked about at the 4 boys, the pit in his stomach beginning to grow larger.
" I'LL MAKE KAKOROT PAY FOR THIS!!! " Vegeta screamed inside his head, " I DON'T CARE
IF THEY'RE MY GRANDCHILDREN! THEY'RE KAKOROT'S TOO! " he growled as the kid 6 looked up at
Vegeta curiously.
" Somethin wrong Grampa? " he asked, confused.
Vegeta just smiled, " You'll see---FINAL FLASH!!!!!! " he screamed as he launched his
attack at the boys, who put their hands up & reflected the blast, sending it hurtling towards
Vegeta. His eyes widened in fright, the blast was too big to dodge, not in this room, it was
way to small! Vegeta looked upwards & began to scream....
" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MOMMY!!!! " Vegeta cried in a childish voice, then looked around. He was strapped in chains &
attached to a wall in King Cheez Cake's Court. Vegeta's face turned beet red.
" Is he all right? " Queen Patti-Cake asked her husband.
" He should be fine, that blow the guards gave him to the back can easily trigger
REM sleep, in other words, he just had a bad dream. " the King nodded.
" Good, I wouldn't want our investment to go to waste. " Queen Patti-Cake said to the
King.
King Cheez Cake walked up to a very aggrivated Vegeta, who was trying desprately to get
out of the chains, " I'm sorry for our rude attitude towards you Prince Vegeta, but, as you know,
you are going to become a very valuable asset to us. "
" If you ugly creatures think "I" will fight for you then-- " Vegeta yelled.
" No no no. We don't need you to fight for us. In fact, the purpose we brought you here
had nothing to do with fighting off any enemy. " the King smiled wickedly as Vegeta raised an
eyebrow.
" IF YOU DIDN'T BRING ME HERE TO FIGHT ANYONE THEN WHY DID YOU FOOLS EVEN KIDNAP ME IN
THE FIRST PLACE!!! I AM A SAYIAN! WE ARE A RACE BORN TO FIGHT OTHERS YOU BARBERIC SLOTH!!!! "
Vegeta screamed, enraged.
The King laughed, " I'm sorry to disappoint you Prince Vegeta, but we have brought you
here on more of a...social call. "
" I don't do well with groups. I'm a very solitary person, I like to do things on my
own. " Vegeta gritted though his teeth.
" Well, there are some things that you can't do alone. " he smirked as Vegeta raised an
eyebrow, " BROWNIE! " the King called as large footsteps echoed thoughout the court.
" What in Kami's name is that!!! " Vegeta said as he glanced around, a figure appearing
in the doorway.
" Prince Vegeta, I would like to introduce you to my daughter, Brownie. "
" YOU MEAN THEY WHAT!!! " Bulma gasped, Piccolo trying to wipe the grin off his face.
" I told you the "blood of stronger species", didn't I? " Piccolo said as Bulma clasped
her hand over her mouth.
" What a shame..." Bulma began, " ....those poor kidnappers. " she said as Goku & Trunks
stared at her in shock, " And, poor Vegeta too. "
" MommYYY! " Bra called from upstairs, " Trunks is bothering me!!! "
" Coming! " Bulma yelled back, " Piccolo, Goku, Mirai Trunks, you guys better come too,
we have to explain this to the others.
The Z senshi burst into laughter as Piccolo concluded his story about the Zorgons's
strength ritual.
" You mean, those ugly things want Vegeta to WHAT!? " Yamcha choked out between bursts
of giggles as Piccolo nodded, the stern look on his face back again where it belonged.
Krillin cracked up at Vegeta's situation, " Oh Dende I think I'm gonna laugh up a lung! "
he shouted.
" It's NOT funny. " Bulma said sternly as the fighters all instantly stopped their bouts
of laughter and stared at her, " Vegeta's in big trouble once he finds out what these people are
going to do to him. "
The Z team nodded obedently, " Now, I'd like to you to meet our new friend. " Bulma
said as the Vegeta android walked into the light, causing the group to gawk.
" Why hello there, it's not nice to leave your mouths hanging open like that you know."
Android Vegeta chirped cheerfully as the group glanced at one another.
" This is Veggy (veh-gee), and he is going to help us. " Bulma said as Veggy
smiled sweetly at the others.
Krillin opened his mouth, " I think, I'm going to puke. "
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9:49 PM 11/29/00
And so ends part 3 of Veggienapped!
What does King Cheez Cake plan to do with Vegeta? How does this concern his daughter?
And how does Android Veggy fit into all this, why did Bulma even bother to regenerate him?
Find out in Part 4 of Veggienapped! -Chuquita ^_^