9:54 PM 11/29/00
By: Chuquita
E-mail me @: lac31685@aol.com
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ. The only things here I own are
King Cheez Cake, Queen Patti-Cake, their daughter Princess Brownie,
and the android Vegeta, who I've dubbed Veggy (Veh-gee) not to be
confused with Veggie (pronounced the same), Vegeta's nickname.
Summary: Vegeta's been kidnapped! Who kidnapped him? Where did they take him?
Will anyone even bother to save him?!
If you've just tuned in, here's the scoop, A race of people called
Zorgons have kidnapped Vegeta and brought him to their King & Queen for
purposes unknown. Back at Capsule Corp. Vegeta was replaced by an
android, who didn't exactly act like the aggressive and competitive
Sayian Prince (The android's as sweet a person as a five-year old in a candy shop).
After being shut down accidently by Goten, Bulma has revived the android
and he, along with Goku, Goten, Mirai Trunks & Bra are headed on a rescue
mission to save Vegeta.
Like Before:
Ages:
Chibi Trunks: 10
Goten & Bra: 8
Marron: 7
Gohan: 17
Everyone else is the same as in the show. Mirai is somewhere in his mid-late teens.
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Anyone notice the food/name references yet?
" Prince Vegeta, this is my daughter, Brownie. " King Cheez Cake announced to Vegeta,
who was still strapped to the wall by various shackles & chains.
" Hi there. " Princess Brownie stepped into the light, Vegeta's face turned a pale green
in disquest. This girl was anything but pleasent to look at. She had a nose almost as big as her
fathers, and brown pigtails tied on each side of her head, and God was she rotund. It was a
surprise this girl could fit though the door. Brownie had a red polka-dot's jumper on and fat
red lips underneath her humongous nose, she had on a cream-colored shirt underneath her jumper
and two bright green shoes on her feet, " tain't he cute. " she said in a southern accent as she
she made kissy noises at Vegeta, who hurled his breakfast onto the court floor, " Ah think he
likes me! Bless his heart. "
" Can't I just use my instant transmission! " Goku whined as he put on the uncomfortable
spacesuit.
" No Goku, if you use it you have no idea where you'll end up! " Bulma replied, " I told
you that earlier. "
" Million dollar industry and they STILL can't make comfortable spacesuits. " Mirai
grumbled as he put his helmet on. Goten walked up to the others crying.
" Hey champ, whatsa matter? " Goku asked his youngest son, who's eyes watered.
" How'm I supposed to eat if my head's in this fish bowl! " Goten sobbed as Bra, who
hadn't put her helmet on yet, skipped over to Goten, a slice of pizza in her hand.
" Hi Goten! Do you like PIZZZZZA? " Bra teased as she swayed the piece of pizza left to
right, Goten's eyes following the pizza, hypnotized by it.
" Goten likes pizza...." Goten said in a dazed voice, " GIMMIE! " he cried, holding his
arms out pathetically as Bra smirked.
" Okay. here you go. " she said, handing the pizza to Goten, who drooled in delight,
then leaned his head towards the piece & smacked his head against his helmet, then began to cry.
" GET ME OUT OF THIS TORTURE DEVICE!!!! " Mirai screamed, his space-suit causing him to
itch all over.
" Here you go! " Veggy smiled as he pushed a button on Mirai's helmet, then popped it
off, " Now isn't that better? " he patted Mirai on the head, then skipped back to where Bulma
was standing. Mirai Trunks cringed.
" He scares me. " Mirai shook as Veggy tapped Bulma on the shoulder.
" Is the ship almost ready Bulma? " Veggy asked politely as Bulma stared at him, then
shook her head.
" Wha--Sorry, it's just that you're acting kind of out of place. " she said as Veggy
looked at her innocently.
" Why whatever do you mean? " he asked as Bulma sighed, frustrated. Goku came running
up.
" Bulma, I'm hungry. " Goku said as Bulma rolled her eyes.
" There's food in the spaceship! " she retorted.
" No there isn't, just these bags with powder in them! See? " Goku said as he held out
a bag marked Peanutbutter&Jelly.
" Silly 'ol Goku, of course it's food, space food. Real food would spoil in space. "
Veggy smiled as Goku gasped.
" Really? Wow, what'll they think of next. " he said in shock as he ate the powder, bag &
all, then quickly spat up, " BLEHHHHH!!!!!! "
" Here you go! " Veggy smiled as he held out an actual PB&J sandwich.
" Hey! Thanks! " Goku grinned stupidly as he downed the sandwich in one bite. Veggy
made his way into the ship, followed by Trunks & Bra, who was carrying the the sniffling Goten
on her shoulders, " Ya know what Bulma, I think I like him better than the real Vegeta. "
" We better switch them back soon or we won't WANT to do it. " she said, then watched
as Goku went into the spaceship. Bulma sighed, " I hope MY Vegeta's okay. " she looked up,
" Well, he can take care of himself, I think. "
" You can't do that!!!!! " Vegeta screamed at the King, " First of all, I will NOT do it,
and second I have a family! I'm married! On Earth it is considered illegal! "
" We do not ecknowledge this here. We have, however been keeping a close watch on your
offspring, they are very powerful. " the King smirked.
" Well, they are MY brats. " Vegeta boasted, then narrowed his eyes, " You're trying to
trick me! Fool! You cannot use that against me. " Vegeta said, " Besides, they will come for me.
It doesn't take a genius, to notice that I am gone. "
" We have taken that precotion. " King Cheez Cake said, " I had my servents take on the
task of creating a replica. "
" You--cloned me? " Vegeta asked, slightly confused.
" No no no, we merely created an android in your likeness. Even if they discover that it
is not you, and I'm sure one of them will, they will not even try to part with it. That Android
is programmed to keep them happy, why should they get rid of him for you? " the King mused.
" KEEP THEM "HAPPY"! I HAVEN'T GOT A WEAK BONE IN MY BODY! EVEN KAKOROT WILL NOTICE
THE DIFFERENCE! " Vegeta screamed.
" Kakorot? Now what is that? " King Cheez Cake asked.
" Well, you can't possibly know everything about me, can you? " Vegeta smirked, " Kakorot
is not a what, he's a sayian. "
" What?! But, you're the only sayian left. " King Cheez Cake said, " Tell me about this,
Kakorot. " he said.
" Yeah cutie, tell us about Kakorot! " Brownie giggled impishly as Vegeta got an idea.
Vegeta got a wonderful, awful idea ^u^
::I can't believe what I'm about to say!::, Vegeta thought, " Why, how could you NOT
know. Kakorot is the strongest being that ever existed in this filthy little universe...." Vegeta
began in an innocent tone of voice.
" GO...AWAY..." Mirai Trunks gritted through his teeth as Veggy tried to fix Mirai's
jacket for the umpteenth time.
" That's awful peculiar, your jacket seems to be sliding to the left. " Veggy said in
a surprised voice as he scratched his head.
" YOU'RE "AWFUL PECULIAR"! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE! " Trunks growled.
" Come on Trunks, Veggy's our friend. " Goku said as Veggy zipped over the the sayian &
handed him a candy bar, " Oooooh, chocolate! " Goku hugged the bar, then downed it in one gulp,
wrapper & all, " See! "
Veggy smiled, pleased with himself and just downright happy to exist.
" Can I have some more chocolate bars??? BTW, where did you get that one anyway... "
Goku began as Veggy placed another in Goku's hands.
" Did you say something? " Veggy asked.
" Not a thing. " Goku grinned, then swallowed that candy as well.
Trunks grumbled something about evil manipulating androids, then sat back in his chair.
" You know what Trunks, I think you're shoulders are crooked, this coat of yours seems
to be okay. " Veggy said as Trunks raised & eyebrow, then threw the jacket down, exposing his
shoulders.
" Hey, I think Veggy's right Trunks, your shoulders ARE kinda crooked. " Goku gasped as
Trunks tossed his head upward & screamed.
" I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I HATE ANDROIDS! I HATE BEING CRITIZIZED FOR EVERYTHING I
DO! AND I HATE BEING KISSED UP TO!!!! " Trunks screamed at the top of his lungs, then lundged
at Veggy, who swung Trunks around, giggling as if it were a game, then tossed him to the floor,
" Muh, Mommy? " Trunks said woozily, then fainted.
Goku stared, " Wow, you're ALMOST as strong as the REAL Ve-- " another candy bar had
appeared in his hands, " --EVEN STRONGER than the REAL Vegeta! "
" Are you happy now Goku? " Veggy asked as Goku nodded, his cheeks all puffed up from
the huge wad of chocolate in his mouth, " Great! I'm going to check on Bra & see if she needs
any help with anything! Buh-bye! " Veggy skipped out of the room.
" Wha, wha happened? " Trunks said, shaking his head back & forth.
" Veggy gave me food! " Goku grinned stupidly, " In't he great! "
" GREAT! YOU THINK HE'S GREAT!!! " Trunks shrieked, " HE'S TRYING TO, TO, TO USE SOME
KIND OF ANDROID MIND CONTROL! He'll lower us into a false sense of security, and then WHAM! He'll
KILL us off one at a time. "
" Oh come on Trunks, this guy wasn't even built by Dr. Gero, besides, he was programmed
to get us to enjoy ourselves. And I'm enjoying myself. " Goku said in a perky voice.
" Yeah, just DANDY! " Trunks said saracastically, gritting through his teeth.
Bra giggled happily as she placed a large pie in a clear case, then wiped the dirt off
of it, enabling anyone to be unable to see the glass, " Oh GO-TEN! " Bra called in a sing-song
voice, " Fooooood! " she sang as Goten appeared in the doorway.
" Food? " Goten grinned happily as he sniffed around.
" Look Goten! PIE! " Bra said, trying to keep herself from laughing.
" PIE! " Goten shouted, then ran head on towards the glass case, raming into it & causing
himself to fall down, " GIMMIE! " Goten cried pathetically as he pounded on the glass.
" What's wrong Goten, "I" can reach it, why can't you? " Bra chuckled as she put her
hand through a hole she had made in the glass. Goten's eyes watered.
" Food! I want food now...." he sniffled, then rubbed his eyes sadly.
" Silly little Goten, here you--" Bra turned around & took the pie out of the case, then
heard munching behind her, " Huh? " she said, then gasped. Goten had another pie on his lap, and
half of it jammed in his mouth, " Where'd you get that Goten? " Bra asked curiously.
" I dunno, it just kinda appeared outta nowhere. " Goten said, confused.
" Searching for something? " a perky voice came from behind then as Bra looked up.
" Daddy! " she cried joyfully.
" I thought that was Veggy. " Goten said, " Or is it your Daddy? "
" Oh yeah, it is Veggy. HI VEGGY! " Bra smiled.
" Looking for this? " Veggy grinned as he held up the doll Bra had wanted for Christmas.
" OOOOOOOOOOOOH, "Cooking Carlie"! " Bra shrieked happily as she grabbed the doll,
" OH THANK YOU VEGGY!!!! " Bra said with wobbily eyes, then squeezed the toy.
Goten's stomach rumbled, " I wish I had more pie. " he whined & closed his eyes, then
opened them, a fresh pie where the one he had just finished had been, " PIE! " Goten squealed
with delight, then gobbled down the pastry.
" I'm glad you like it. " Veggy said to Goten, " That's what I was programmed to do,
after all. "
" Make PIES?! " Goten eyes widened with delight.
" No, to make you and your friends as happy as they can possibly be. " Veggy chirped as
Goten looked on stupidly.
" oh. "
" Veggy? " Bra said, a large content look on her face, " I LOVE YOU VEGGY! " she screamed
then attached herself to Veggy's leg & hugged it.
" Well, I've got to check on your Uncle Goku and that nice Mirai friend of ours, bye! "
Veggy said, then ploped Bra down on the ground & left. Bra looked at Goten, then picked up his
pie & held it 2 inches above him.
" Goten want pie? " Bra teased as Goten got up & began to jump, each time Bra pulling the
pie higher & higher up, " Silly Goten! I love you! " she laughed, then turned to the audience,
" Who says I need a pet! I have Goten! " she retorted with a smirk on her face.
" ....and once, he even beat ME! " Vegeta said, continuing on with his "innocent" act,
still explaining to the King about Kakorot, " Why, he could conquer this entire galaxy if he
wanted, he's very dangerous AND mysterious.
" Wow...he sounds cute! " Brownie said, starry-eyed as Vegeta smirked.
::She bought it!:: he thought to himself, ::Now they'll have to let me go and then
go after Kakorot instead! Not ONLY am I the MOST POWERFUL being in the world, I'm ALSO a GENIUS!:
Vegeta boasted to himself.
" Did you say something Prince Vegeta? " Queen Patti-Cake raised an eyebrow, Vegeta bit
his lip & cussed at himself in his head.
::I forgot she could read minds!:: Vegeta said, " No, I said nothing. "
" Good. " Queen Patti-Cake smiled serenely, then sat back in her chair.
" Is "Kakorot" as cute as you? " Brownie squealed as Vegeta laughed.
::Imagine, comparing MY looks to lowly Kakorot's! Oh this is amusing:: Vegeta said to
himself, " It's all a matter of opinon, you would have to see him for yourself. " he told Brownie
then perked up. Vegeta's eyes widened, senseing a powerful ki.
" I LOVE your eyes like that! " Brownie giggled, snapping Vegeta temporarily out of his
daze, but only for a few seconds before his thoughts engulfed him.
" No..." Vegeta said breathlessly, ::THE BAKA! WHAT IS HE DOING HERE!! HE CAN'T COME
RESCUE ME! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE SENT BACK TO EARTH BEFORE HE GETS HERE!!!! THE FOOL! THEY'LL KEEP
US BOTH HERE!:: Vegeta panicked.
" Why WHOM is "he"??? " Queen Patti-Cake smirked, " And why in heaven's name would I want
the BOTH of you to remain here? " she said with an evil grin on her face.
Brownie's eyes enlarged, " OOH! IT'S THAT LIL OL KAKOROT YA'VE BEEN TALKIN 'BOUT IN'T IT
CUTIE!!! " she shrieked happily, " NOW AH GET TA HAVE MY PRINCE CHARMIN "AND" THAT MYSTERIOUS
POWERFUL GUY!! I must be the luckiest Princess in the world! "
" You're the ONLY princess on this world. " the King reminded his daughter.
" Oh yeah, how could ah forget somethin silly like that! " Brownie giggled.
" Perfect. " Vegeta gritted through his teeth, ::Kakorot you've done it again!::
" WHEE! " Goku laughed as the ship rocketed towards the planet Zorgonia at hyperspeed,
" I LOVE SPACESHIPS! " he shouted,since, being the most powerful person on board, he didn't seem
to mind the extreme speed.
" WAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAWWWWWAAAHHAHA!!!! " Goten & Bra cried in fright.
" Goten! Get in front me! " Bra cried.
" Why? " Goten asked.
" Cuz I need something soft & stupid to land on! " Bra whined as she held onto Goten, the
ship set foot on the ground, then bumped around a bit, which eventually stopped.
" Ohhhhhhh... " Mirai Trunks groaned in pain. Everyone except Veggy, who had seatbelted
himself into his chair, were now on the floor ontop of each other.
" That was FUN! " Goku grinned, " I wanna do it again! "
" NO!!! " Everyone shouted angrily as Goku raised his eyebrows.
" Now see what happens when you don't listen to the android? " Veggy scholded the others.
" You get 300 pounds of people on your back? " Goten groaned from beneath Bra, Mirai
Trunks, & Goku.
" Close enough! Now let's get going! " Veggy smiled, " Don't worry about your spacesuits
here guys! The atmosphere is much like your own back on Earth. "
" OH YEAH! HOW DO WE KNOW THAT?! " Mirai narrowed his eyes as Veggy just continued to
smile, then flung open the hatch to the ship, " NOOOO!!! " Mirai Trunks gasped, then blinked &
stuck his head outside, " Hey, he's right guys. "
" See, that's why you should trust others Trunks. " Veggy patted Trunks on the back.
" But--but--oh nevermind. " Trunks sighed, unable to think of a comeback.
" OooooooH! FOOD! " Goten grinned at the various trees set along the side of a small
villege.
" Actually, it's fruit, " Goku corrected him, then smiled, " HEY! I wonder if they have
any FISH! "
" I wanna go see Kakorot! I wanna go see Kakorot! " Brownie pranced around in a horribly
off-key singing voice, " I can't WAIT to meet him! " she sighed dreamily.
" Neither can I. " Vegeta growled, ::SO I CAN BEAT HIS BRAINS OUT!::
" OOH! " Brownie squealed, " He's jealous! That's SOOOOO sweet uh him! " she giggled,
little hearts circling around her head.
::That BAKAYARO! If I ever get out of here I'll make sure he doesn't!!!::: Vegeta
scouled, now senseing Goku's ki on the planet itself, ::DANG HIM!::
" Come Brownie, let's go meet our new guests. " King Cheez Cake nodded to his daughter,
who shrieked with delight.
" I can't wait to see him! " Brownie giggled, " Goodbye sweet prince! ^u^ " Brownie
blew Vegeta a kiss, who rolled his eyes.
" Uh-huh. " he grumbled, then watched the two leave, ::This may work out after all!
The fools, as soon as they leave I'll be able to break out of these shakels & get back to Earth::
Vegeta noticed the Queen still sitting on her throne, " Aren't you going to go with them? "
Vegeta questioned her.
" I'LL see this Kakorot when I'm ready, right now I've decided to keep an eye on you
Prince Vegeta, you're up to something, though I do not know what... " Queen Patti-Cake
suspicously.
Vegeta growled in frustration, then hung his head, ::Dang::
" Wow, this place is BIG! " Goku gasped at the humongous castle at the end of the villege
" Piccolo never mentioned this to us. "
" I don't like this place, something doesn't feel right. " Trunks said, walking through
the practically empty villa.
Several pairs of eyes watched Trunks, who stopped & whipped around.
" Goku. " Trunks motioned to his friend, " Be careful, I hear something. "
" Oh, that's just the cheerful noise of King Cheez Cake's loyal subjects. " Veggy smiled
as Trunks took a deep breath.
" Oh? " he said, " Well if they're so loyal then why are they hiding in their houses?? "
" Why they're preparing for the royal festival that's coming up. " Veggy explained.
" Festival Feastival Feastable Eastable EDIBLE! " Goten giggled.
" Uncle Goku, Goten's hungry! " Bra whined, " Can he have a cookie? "
" COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE!!! " Goten hopped up & down, screaming happily as various people
from the villege popped their head out of the doorways & ran outside.
" God, they're uglier than Chaotzu!!! " Goku gasped as several of the villege maidens
attacked Trunks from behind the others, " Wouldn't you say so Trunks? Trunks? " Goku asked as
he turned around, Trunks beaten to the ground, various colors of kiss-shaped imprints on his
face.
" I wanna go home.... " Trunks cried as he wiped the stains off his face with a hanky.
" Father? " Brownie said from behind a tree, " None of their names is Kakorot? Maybe
Veggie-Chan was wrong. "
" What in blazes is that andriod doing here! " King Cheez Cake said, shocked.
" DA-DEE! WHERE'S MY KAKOROT!! " Brownie whined loudly.
" HUSH CHILD! " King Cheez Cake growled, " There is a much more scientific way of finding
this out! " he took a deep breath, " KAAAAAAAAKKKKKKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOTTT
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
" Scientific huh? "
" That was easy enough. " Vegeta dusted himself off, Queen Patti-Cake now incased in the
shackles, Vegeta smirked, " That's what you get for trying to kidnap the Sayia-jin no Ouji! "
Vegeta laughed, " Now to get out of here... " he noticed an open window across the way & flew
out, " I do amaze myself! " Vegeta grinned, then looked down and narrowed his eyes at Goku-tachi.
He growled, " But first I have to deal with a few things. " he flew on then landed behind the
group.
" What was tha--VEGETA! " Goku smiled goofily, " You're back! "
" DADDY!! " Bra's eyes widened as she ran up to her father & squeezed his leg, " OH
DADDY I MISSED YOU OH-SO-MUCH! " she cried, " I thought you were dead! "
Vegeta's eyes softened as he stared at his daughter, a loving smile engulfed his face.
" Guess what Daddy! Goten missed you too! Didn't you Goten? " Bra said as the sweet
smile disappeared from Vegeta's face, he narrowed his eyes at the boy who he had attacked several
days earlier.
" KAKOROT SPAWN!!! " he screamed at Goten, who hid behind his father. Vegeta turned
to Goku, " KAKOROT! WHAT THE HECK ARE "YOU" DOING HERE!!!! "
" So *that's* Kakorot... " Brownie mused, " I don't know which one's more kawaii! "
" Hey Vegeta, did you meet Veggy yet? " Goku asked as Vegeta glanced at his duplicate,
standing next to Goku.
" Toodles! " Veggy giggled childishly as Vegeta's jaw dropped to the ground.
Vegeta looked on in shock as Trunks gulped.
" Oh Dende help us... "
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6:59 PM 12/4/00
How will Vegeta react to the android? Will he blow its brains out? And what
about Brownie? Will she get Vegeta AND Goku? And will Goten EVER get another
cookie? Find out in the FINAL CHAPTER of Veggienapped!
-Chuquita ^_^
By: Chuquita
E-mail me @: lac31685@aol.com
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ. The only things here I own are
King Cheez Cake, Queen Patti-Cake, their daughter Princess Brownie,
and the android Vegeta, who I've dubbed Veggy (Veh-gee) not to be
confused with Veggie (pronounced the same), Vegeta's nickname.
Summary: Vegeta's been kidnapped! Who kidnapped him? Where did they take him?
Will anyone even bother to save him?!
If you've just tuned in, here's the scoop, A race of people called
Zorgons have kidnapped Vegeta and brought him to their King & Queen for
purposes unknown. Back at Capsule Corp. Vegeta was replaced by an
android, who didn't exactly act like the aggressive and competitive
Sayian Prince (The android's as sweet a person as a five-year old in a candy shop).
After being shut down accidently by Goten, Bulma has revived the android
and he, along with Goku, Goten, Mirai Trunks & Bra are headed on a rescue
mission to save Vegeta.
Like Before:
Ages:
Chibi Trunks: 10
Goten & Bra: 8
Marron: 7
Gohan: 17
Everyone else is the same as in the show. Mirai is somewhere in his mid-late teens.
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Anyone notice the food/name references yet?
" Prince Vegeta, this is my daughter, Brownie. " King Cheez Cake announced to Vegeta,
who was still strapped to the wall by various shackles & chains.
" Hi there. " Princess Brownie stepped into the light, Vegeta's face turned a pale green
in disquest. This girl was anything but pleasent to look at. She had a nose almost as big as her
fathers, and brown pigtails tied on each side of her head, and God was she rotund. It was a
surprise this girl could fit though the door. Brownie had a red polka-dot's jumper on and fat
red lips underneath her humongous nose, she had on a cream-colored shirt underneath her jumper
and two bright green shoes on her feet, " tain't he cute. " she said in a southern accent as she
she made kissy noises at Vegeta, who hurled his breakfast onto the court floor, " Ah think he
likes me! Bless his heart. "
" Can't I just use my instant transmission! " Goku whined as he put on the uncomfortable
spacesuit.
" No Goku, if you use it you have no idea where you'll end up! " Bulma replied, " I told
you that earlier. "
" Million dollar industry and they STILL can't make comfortable spacesuits. " Mirai
grumbled as he put his helmet on. Goten walked up to the others crying.
" Hey champ, whatsa matter? " Goku asked his youngest son, who's eyes watered.
" How'm I supposed to eat if my head's in this fish bowl! " Goten sobbed as Bra, who
hadn't put her helmet on yet, skipped over to Goten, a slice of pizza in her hand.
" Hi Goten! Do you like PIZZZZZA? " Bra teased as she swayed the piece of pizza left to
right, Goten's eyes following the pizza, hypnotized by it.
" Goten likes pizza...." Goten said in a dazed voice, " GIMMIE! " he cried, holding his
arms out pathetically as Bra smirked.
" Okay. here you go. " she said, handing the pizza to Goten, who drooled in delight,
then leaned his head towards the piece & smacked his head against his helmet, then began to cry.
" GET ME OUT OF THIS TORTURE DEVICE!!!! " Mirai screamed, his space-suit causing him to
itch all over.
" Here you go! " Veggy smiled as he pushed a button on Mirai's helmet, then popped it
off, " Now isn't that better? " he patted Mirai on the head, then skipped back to where Bulma
was standing. Mirai Trunks cringed.
" He scares me. " Mirai shook as Veggy tapped Bulma on the shoulder.
" Is the ship almost ready Bulma? " Veggy asked politely as Bulma stared at him, then
shook her head.
" Wha--Sorry, it's just that you're acting kind of out of place. " she said as Veggy
looked at her innocently.
" Why whatever do you mean? " he asked as Bulma sighed, frustrated. Goku came running
up.
" Bulma, I'm hungry. " Goku said as Bulma rolled her eyes.
" There's food in the spaceship! " she retorted.
" No there isn't, just these bags with powder in them! See? " Goku said as he held out
a bag marked Peanutbutter&Jelly.
" Silly 'ol Goku, of course it's food, space food. Real food would spoil in space. "
Veggy smiled as Goku gasped.
" Really? Wow, what'll they think of next. " he said in shock as he ate the powder, bag &
all, then quickly spat up, " BLEHHHHH!!!!!! "
" Here you go! " Veggy smiled as he held out an actual PB&J sandwich.
" Hey! Thanks! " Goku grinned stupidly as he downed the sandwich in one bite. Veggy
made his way into the ship, followed by Trunks & Bra, who was carrying the the sniffling Goten
on her shoulders, " Ya know what Bulma, I think I like him better than the real Vegeta. "
" We better switch them back soon or we won't WANT to do it. " she said, then watched
as Goku went into the spaceship. Bulma sighed, " I hope MY Vegeta's okay. " she looked up,
" Well, he can take care of himself, I think. "
" You can't do that!!!!! " Vegeta screamed at the King, " First of all, I will NOT do it,
and second I have a family! I'm married! On Earth it is considered illegal! "
" We do not ecknowledge this here. We have, however been keeping a close watch on your
offspring, they are very powerful. " the King smirked.
" Well, they are MY brats. " Vegeta boasted, then narrowed his eyes, " You're trying to
trick me! Fool! You cannot use that against me. " Vegeta said, " Besides, they will come for me.
It doesn't take a genius, to notice that I am gone. "
" We have taken that precotion. " King Cheez Cake said, " I had my servents take on the
task of creating a replica. "
" You--cloned me? " Vegeta asked, slightly confused.
" No no no, we merely created an android in your likeness. Even if they discover that it
is not you, and I'm sure one of them will, they will not even try to part with it. That Android
is programmed to keep them happy, why should they get rid of him for you? " the King mused.
" KEEP THEM "HAPPY"! I HAVEN'T GOT A WEAK BONE IN MY BODY! EVEN KAKOROT WILL NOTICE
THE DIFFERENCE! " Vegeta screamed.
" Kakorot? Now what is that? " King Cheez Cake asked.
" Well, you can't possibly know everything about me, can you? " Vegeta smirked, " Kakorot
is not a what, he's a sayian. "
" What?! But, you're the only sayian left. " King Cheez Cake said, " Tell me about this,
Kakorot. " he said.
" Yeah cutie, tell us about Kakorot! " Brownie giggled impishly as Vegeta got an idea.
Vegeta got a wonderful, awful idea ^u^
::I can't believe what I'm about to say!::, Vegeta thought, " Why, how could you NOT
know. Kakorot is the strongest being that ever existed in this filthy little universe...." Vegeta
began in an innocent tone of voice.
" GO...AWAY..." Mirai Trunks gritted through his teeth as Veggy tried to fix Mirai's
jacket for the umpteenth time.
" That's awful peculiar, your jacket seems to be sliding to the left. " Veggy said in
a surprised voice as he scratched his head.
" YOU'RE "AWFUL PECULIAR"! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE! " Trunks growled.
" Come on Trunks, Veggy's our friend. " Goku said as Veggy zipped over the the sayian &
handed him a candy bar, " Oooooh, chocolate! " Goku hugged the bar, then downed it in one gulp,
wrapper & all, " See! "
Veggy smiled, pleased with himself and just downright happy to exist.
" Can I have some more chocolate bars??? BTW, where did you get that one anyway... "
Goku began as Veggy placed another in Goku's hands.
" Did you say something? " Veggy asked.
" Not a thing. " Goku grinned, then swallowed that candy as well.
Trunks grumbled something about evil manipulating androids, then sat back in his chair.
" You know what Trunks, I think you're shoulders are crooked, this coat of yours seems
to be okay. " Veggy said as Trunks raised & eyebrow, then threw the jacket down, exposing his
shoulders.
" Hey, I think Veggy's right Trunks, your shoulders ARE kinda crooked. " Goku gasped as
Trunks tossed his head upward & screamed.
" I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I HATE ANDROIDS! I HATE BEING CRITIZIZED FOR EVERYTHING I
DO! AND I HATE BEING KISSED UP TO!!!! " Trunks screamed at the top of his lungs, then lundged
at Veggy, who swung Trunks around, giggling as if it were a game, then tossed him to the floor,
" Muh, Mommy? " Trunks said woozily, then fainted.
Goku stared, " Wow, you're ALMOST as strong as the REAL Ve-- " another candy bar had
appeared in his hands, " --EVEN STRONGER than the REAL Vegeta! "
" Are you happy now Goku? " Veggy asked as Goku nodded, his cheeks all puffed up from
the huge wad of chocolate in his mouth, " Great! I'm going to check on Bra & see if she needs
any help with anything! Buh-bye! " Veggy skipped out of the room.
" Wha, wha happened? " Trunks said, shaking his head back & forth.
" Veggy gave me food! " Goku grinned stupidly, " In't he great! "
" GREAT! YOU THINK HE'S GREAT!!! " Trunks shrieked, " HE'S TRYING TO, TO, TO USE SOME
KIND OF ANDROID MIND CONTROL! He'll lower us into a false sense of security, and then WHAM! He'll
KILL us off one at a time. "
" Oh come on Trunks, this guy wasn't even built by Dr. Gero, besides, he was programmed
to get us to enjoy ourselves. And I'm enjoying myself. " Goku said in a perky voice.
" Yeah, just DANDY! " Trunks said saracastically, gritting through his teeth.
Bra giggled happily as she placed a large pie in a clear case, then wiped the dirt off
of it, enabling anyone to be unable to see the glass, " Oh GO-TEN! " Bra called in a sing-song
voice, " Fooooood! " she sang as Goten appeared in the doorway.
" Food? " Goten grinned happily as he sniffed around.
" Look Goten! PIE! " Bra said, trying to keep herself from laughing.
" PIE! " Goten shouted, then ran head on towards the glass case, raming into it & causing
himself to fall down, " GIMMIE! " Goten cried pathetically as he pounded on the glass.
" What's wrong Goten, "I" can reach it, why can't you? " Bra chuckled as she put her
hand through a hole she had made in the glass. Goten's eyes watered.
" Food! I want food now...." he sniffled, then rubbed his eyes sadly.
" Silly little Goten, here you--" Bra turned around & took the pie out of the case, then
heard munching behind her, " Huh? " she said, then gasped. Goten had another pie on his lap, and
half of it jammed in his mouth, " Where'd you get that Goten? " Bra asked curiously.
" I dunno, it just kinda appeared outta nowhere. " Goten said, confused.
" Searching for something? " a perky voice came from behind then as Bra looked up.
" Daddy! " she cried joyfully.
" I thought that was Veggy. " Goten said, " Or is it your Daddy? "
" Oh yeah, it is Veggy. HI VEGGY! " Bra smiled.
" Looking for this? " Veggy grinned as he held up the doll Bra had wanted for Christmas.
" OOOOOOOOOOOOH, "Cooking Carlie"! " Bra shrieked happily as she grabbed the doll,
" OH THANK YOU VEGGY!!!! " Bra said with wobbily eyes, then squeezed the toy.
Goten's stomach rumbled, " I wish I had more pie. " he whined & closed his eyes, then
opened them, a fresh pie where the one he had just finished had been, " PIE! " Goten squealed
with delight, then gobbled down the pastry.
" I'm glad you like it. " Veggy said to Goten, " That's what I was programmed to do,
after all. "
" Make PIES?! " Goten eyes widened with delight.
" No, to make you and your friends as happy as they can possibly be. " Veggy chirped as
Goten looked on stupidly.
" oh. "
" Veggy? " Bra said, a large content look on her face, " I LOVE YOU VEGGY! " she screamed
then attached herself to Veggy's leg & hugged it.
" Well, I've got to check on your Uncle Goku and that nice Mirai friend of ours, bye! "
Veggy said, then ploped Bra down on the ground & left. Bra looked at Goten, then picked up his
pie & held it 2 inches above him.
" Goten want pie? " Bra teased as Goten got up & began to jump, each time Bra pulling the
pie higher & higher up, " Silly Goten! I love you! " she laughed, then turned to the audience,
" Who says I need a pet! I have Goten! " she retorted with a smirk on her face.
" ....and once, he even beat ME! " Vegeta said, continuing on with his "innocent" act,
still explaining to the King about Kakorot, " Why, he could conquer this entire galaxy if he
wanted, he's very dangerous AND mysterious.
" Wow...he sounds cute! " Brownie said, starry-eyed as Vegeta smirked.
::She bought it!:: he thought to himself, ::Now they'll have to let me go and then
go after Kakorot instead! Not ONLY am I the MOST POWERFUL being in the world, I'm ALSO a GENIUS!:
Vegeta boasted to himself.
" Did you say something Prince Vegeta? " Queen Patti-Cake raised an eyebrow, Vegeta bit
his lip & cussed at himself in his head.
::I forgot she could read minds!:: Vegeta said, " No, I said nothing. "
" Good. " Queen Patti-Cake smiled serenely, then sat back in her chair.
" Is "Kakorot" as cute as you? " Brownie squealed as Vegeta laughed.
::Imagine, comparing MY looks to lowly Kakorot's! Oh this is amusing:: Vegeta said to
himself, " It's all a matter of opinon, you would have to see him for yourself. " he told Brownie
then perked up. Vegeta's eyes widened, senseing a powerful ki.
" I LOVE your eyes like that! " Brownie giggled, snapping Vegeta temporarily out of his
daze, but only for a few seconds before his thoughts engulfed him.
" No..." Vegeta said breathlessly, ::THE BAKA! WHAT IS HE DOING HERE!! HE CAN'T COME
RESCUE ME! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE SENT BACK TO EARTH BEFORE HE GETS HERE!!!! THE FOOL! THEY'LL KEEP
US BOTH HERE!:: Vegeta panicked.
" Why WHOM is "he"??? " Queen Patti-Cake smirked, " And why in heaven's name would I want
the BOTH of you to remain here? " she said with an evil grin on her face.
Brownie's eyes enlarged, " OOH! IT'S THAT LIL OL KAKOROT YA'VE BEEN TALKIN 'BOUT IN'T IT
CUTIE!!! " she shrieked happily, " NOW AH GET TA HAVE MY PRINCE CHARMIN "AND" THAT MYSTERIOUS
POWERFUL GUY!! I must be the luckiest Princess in the world! "
" You're the ONLY princess on this world. " the King reminded his daughter.
" Oh yeah, how could ah forget somethin silly like that! " Brownie giggled.
" Perfect. " Vegeta gritted through his teeth, ::Kakorot you've done it again!::
" WHEE! " Goku laughed as the ship rocketed towards the planet Zorgonia at hyperspeed,
" I LOVE SPACESHIPS! " he shouted,since, being the most powerful person on board, he didn't seem
to mind the extreme speed.
" WAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAWWWWWAAAHHAHA!!!! " Goten & Bra cried in fright.
" Goten! Get in front me! " Bra cried.
" Why? " Goten asked.
" Cuz I need something soft & stupid to land on! " Bra whined as she held onto Goten, the
ship set foot on the ground, then bumped around a bit, which eventually stopped.
" Ohhhhhhh... " Mirai Trunks groaned in pain. Everyone except Veggy, who had seatbelted
himself into his chair, were now on the floor ontop of each other.
" That was FUN! " Goku grinned, " I wanna do it again! "
" NO!!! " Everyone shouted angrily as Goku raised his eyebrows.
" Now see what happens when you don't listen to the android? " Veggy scholded the others.
" You get 300 pounds of people on your back? " Goten groaned from beneath Bra, Mirai
Trunks, & Goku.
" Close enough! Now let's get going! " Veggy smiled, " Don't worry about your spacesuits
here guys! The atmosphere is much like your own back on Earth. "
" OH YEAH! HOW DO WE KNOW THAT?! " Mirai narrowed his eyes as Veggy just continued to
smile, then flung open the hatch to the ship, " NOOOO!!! " Mirai Trunks gasped, then blinked &
stuck his head outside, " Hey, he's right guys. "
" See, that's why you should trust others Trunks. " Veggy patted Trunks on the back.
" But--but--oh nevermind. " Trunks sighed, unable to think of a comeback.
" OooooooH! FOOD! " Goten grinned at the various trees set along the side of a small
villege.
" Actually, it's fruit, " Goku corrected him, then smiled, " HEY! I wonder if they have
any FISH! "
" I wanna go see Kakorot! I wanna go see Kakorot! " Brownie pranced around in a horribly
off-key singing voice, " I can't WAIT to meet him! " she sighed dreamily.
" Neither can I. " Vegeta growled, ::SO I CAN BEAT HIS BRAINS OUT!::
" OOH! " Brownie squealed, " He's jealous! That's SOOOOO sweet uh him! " she giggled,
little hearts circling around her head.
::That BAKAYARO! If I ever get out of here I'll make sure he doesn't!!!::: Vegeta
scouled, now senseing Goku's ki on the planet itself, ::DANG HIM!::
" Come Brownie, let's go meet our new guests. " King Cheez Cake nodded to his daughter,
who shrieked with delight.
" I can't wait to see him! " Brownie giggled, " Goodbye sweet prince! ^u^ " Brownie
blew Vegeta a kiss, who rolled his eyes.
" Uh-huh. " he grumbled, then watched the two leave, ::This may work out after all!
The fools, as soon as they leave I'll be able to break out of these shakels & get back to Earth::
Vegeta noticed the Queen still sitting on her throne, " Aren't you going to go with them? "
Vegeta questioned her.
" I'LL see this Kakorot when I'm ready, right now I've decided to keep an eye on you
Prince Vegeta, you're up to something, though I do not know what... " Queen Patti-Cake
suspicously.
Vegeta growled in frustration, then hung his head, ::Dang::
" Wow, this place is BIG! " Goku gasped at the humongous castle at the end of the villege
" Piccolo never mentioned this to us. "
" I don't like this place, something doesn't feel right. " Trunks said, walking through
the practically empty villa.
Several pairs of eyes watched Trunks, who stopped & whipped around.
" Goku. " Trunks motioned to his friend, " Be careful, I hear something. "
" Oh, that's just the cheerful noise of King Cheez Cake's loyal subjects. " Veggy smiled
as Trunks took a deep breath.
" Oh? " he said, " Well if they're so loyal then why are they hiding in their houses?? "
" Why they're preparing for the royal festival that's coming up. " Veggy explained.
" Festival Feastival Feastable Eastable EDIBLE! " Goten giggled.
" Uncle Goku, Goten's hungry! " Bra whined, " Can he have a cookie? "
" COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE!!! " Goten hopped up & down, screaming happily as various people
from the villege popped their head out of the doorways & ran outside.
" God, they're uglier than Chaotzu!!! " Goku gasped as several of the villege maidens
attacked Trunks from behind the others, " Wouldn't you say so Trunks? Trunks? " Goku asked as
he turned around, Trunks beaten to the ground, various colors of kiss-shaped imprints on his
face.
" I wanna go home.... " Trunks cried as he wiped the stains off his face with a hanky.
" Father? " Brownie said from behind a tree, " None of their names is Kakorot? Maybe
Veggie-Chan was wrong. "
" What in blazes is that andriod doing here! " King Cheez Cake said, shocked.
" DA-DEE! WHERE'S MY KAKOROT!! " Brownie whined loudly.
" HUSH CHILD! " King Cheez Cake growled, " There is a much more scientific way of finding
this out! " he took a deep breath, " KAAAAAAAAKKKKKKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOTTT
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
" Scientific huh? "
" That was easy enough. " Vegeta dusted himself off, Queen Patti-Cake now incased in the
shackles, Vegeta smirked, " That's what you get for trying to kidnap the Sayia-jin no Ouji! "
Vegeta laughed, " Now to get out of here... " he noticed an open window across the way & flew
out, " I do amaze myself! " Vegeta grinned, then looked down and narrowed his eyes at Goku-tachi.
He growled, " But first I have to deal with a few things. " he flew on then landed behind the
group.
" What was tha--VEGETA! " Goku smiled goofily, " You're back! "
" DADDY!! " Bra's eyes widened as she ran up to her father & squeezed his leg, " OH
DADDY I MISSED YOU OH-SO-MUCH! " she cried, " I thought you were dead! "
Vegeta's eyes softened as he stared at his daughter, a loving smile engulfed his face.
" Guess what Daddy! Goten missed you too! Didn't you Goten? " Bra said as the sweet
smile disappeared from Vegeta's face, he narrowed his eyes at the boy who he had attacked several
days earlier.
" KAKOROT SPAWN!!! " he screamed at Goten, who hid behind his father. Vegeta turned
to Goku, " KAKOROT! WHAT THE HECK ARE "YOU" DOING HERE!!!! "
" So *that's* Kakorot... " Brownie mused, " I don't know which one's more kawaii! "
" Hey Vegeta, did you meet Veggy yet? " Goku asked as Vegeta glanced at his duplicate,
standing next to Goku.
" Toodles! " Veggy giggled childishly as Vegeta's jaw dropped to the ground.
Vegeta looked on in shock as Trunks gulped.
" Oh Dende help us... "
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6:59 PM 12/4/00
How will Vegeta react to the android? Will he blow its brains out? And what
about Brownie? Will she get Vegeta AND Goku? And will Goten EVER get another
cookie? Find out in the FINAL CHAPTER of Veggienapped!
-Chuquita ^_^