9:12 PM 12/4/00
By: Chuquita
E-mail me @: lac31685@aol.com
Veggienapped: Part 5
Summary: Vegeta's been kidnapped! Who kidnapped him? Where did they take him?
Will anyone even bother to save him?!
Chuey's Corner: Hi again! Just a little disclaimer in the Corner section
today. I don't own DBZ, that's Akira's characters, not mine. The only
characters & places I made up you guys know already. I.E: King Cheez Cake,
Brownie, Queen Patti-Cake, The Android-"Veggy", etc.
This is part 5, I only meant to go up to 4 parts, who knew? :shrugs:
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" WHO THE HECK IS THAT!? " Vegeta gasped, face to face with Veggy, who had a happy
smile on his face.
" That's Veggy! " Bra smiled up at her father.
" Veggy? " Vegeta raised an eyebrow.
" He's an android. " Goku explained, " He was programmed to take your place after you
were kidnapped. "
" THIS is supposed to be ME! " Vegeta shouted, " HE DOESN'T LOOK A THING LIKE ME!!! "
" Have you looked in the mirror lately? " Goku raised an eyebrow a smirk on his face.
" What is THAT supposed to mean! " Vegeta growled.
" DAD! " Mirai cried happily as he ran up to Vegeta, " OH THANK KAMI YOU'RE HERE!!! " he
hugged Vegeta, much to his surprise.
" LET GO OF ME BOY!!!! " Vegeta scouled as he pushed Mirai away, who was still shaking,
" What is WRONG with you! Sayia-jin do not HUG!! "
" I CAN EXPLAIN! " Trunks pleaded, " It's all HIS fault! He was driving me crazy!!! "
Trunks pointed at Veggy, " He's horrible Dad! He's so annoying and nice and so touchy-feely I
couldn't take it! He's NOTHING LIKE YOU!!!! " Trunks began to sob.
Vegeta narrowed his eyes at Veggy, " ALRIGHT YOU! I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE OR WHAT YOU'VE
DONE TO THAT BRAT OF MINE BUT I KNOW HOW TO FIND OUT!!!! " Vegeta screamed, " I challenge you
to a fight! No rules, no time limit. "
Veggy cocked his head to one side, a confused look on his face, " Couldn't we just play
checkers? "
" CHECKERS!!!! " Vegeta's mouth hung open, his mind blanked out, " WHAT KIND OF CHEAP
IMITATION ARE YOU!!!! " he gawlked, " THE PRINCE OF SAYIANS DOES NOT PLAY CHECKERS!!!!! "
" I have to admit, this is getting interesting. " Trunks nodded to Goku.
Goku looked at Trunks, then at the two Vegetas, " Can I play too? "
" NO YOU CANNOT PLAY KAKOROT!!!! "I" DO NOT PLAY!!!! " Vegeta yelled at Goku, " WE ARE
GOING TO FIGHT EACH OTHER! " he glared at Veggy, " Checkers. If you weren't serious I think I'd
laugh at you. "
" But we can't fight! " Veggy whined, " Besides, what if we get dirty! "
Vegeta put his hand on his face and slowly pulled it down in frustration, " Great Kami
what did I ever do to deserve this...WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GET DIRTY!!! IT'S A BATTLE!!!!! "
" I don't like to get dirt on me, besides, what kind of example would it set for the
children? " he pointed to Bra & Goten.
" You sure this guy wasn't created by Funimation?? " Trunks whispered to Goku.
" Who're they? " Goku replied as Trunks sweatdropped.
" Nevermind. "
" If you won't fight me, then I'll MAKE YOU fight me! " Vegeta hissed, then rushed head
on towards Veggy & kicked him in the shins, then grabbed him by the top of his hair & flung him
into a nearby tree, " HAHAHAHAHA! What the matter android, you can't do any BETTER?! Are you
afwaid dat you gots your widdle cwothes dirty. " Vegeta teased, then burst into laugher.
" I will NOT stoop to your level. " Veggy said as he got up.
" STOOP! HAVE YOU ANY IDEA WHAT LEVEL I'M ON! FOOL! " Vegeta laughed as Trunks rolled his
eyes.
" Uh, Dad, he doesn't mean your power level, he means stooping down to using brute
force. " Trunks groaned as Vegeta went SSJ2.
" SHUT UP BEFORE I DECIDE TO KILL YOU TOO!!!! " Vegeta yelled at Trunks, who backed up,
avoiding making eyecontact with Vegeta.
" He's so brave! " Brownie cooed, then glanced at Goku, " Daddy! I want it!! " she
pointed at Goku, who grabbed his stomach, which hadn't seen food for a whole 3 minutes, " I
bet he's awful hungry..." she snickered, then grabbed bag of potato chips out of her pocket &
opened it.
" Hoo-boy. " Trunks sighed as Vegeta continued to verbally fight the android, who was now
in the process of dusting himself off, " Whadda you make of this Goku? " he looked up at Goku,
who was sniffing the air wildly, " Goku??? "
" Chips..." he sighed dreamily, then stood erect, " Two feet five inches west of here! "
he pointed to the left as Trunks glanced over to the trees.
" Who are they-- " Trunks gasped as he felt a strain on his neck, then collapsed to the
ground, along with everyone else within the area, leaving the andriod, Veggy the only one
standing.
" Goodie! I won! I think.... "
" Wha, wha happened? " Trunks groaned as he opened one eye, everything blurry around him,
a slight dripping noise, " WHERE ARE WE!!! " he yelped, strapped in leg shakles, humongous steel
balls attached to a large chain connected to the shakles.
" I think we're in a cell. " Goku concluded, shakled with his back against the wall.
" CELL! WHERE! I'LL....oh, right, prison cell. " Trunks said, red in the face.
" At least you can move around. " Goku noted as Trunks looked down at his feet.
" What the heck is this stuff made of!! " he said, trying to break the chains, " We're
Sayians and we can't even break out of these things?! Goku, go SSJ3! Maybe you can bust out of
there & undo these things on my legs. "
" But I'm hungry..." Goku whined.
" I'll get you something later! " Trunks looked about, " hey, where's Vegeta? And Bra &
Goten!!! OH NO! DAD'LL KILL ME IF SOMETHING HAPPENED TO BRA!!!! "
Goku glanced at Brownie, who was on the otherside of the cell, smiling strangely at him,
" That is, if whoever that is doesn't kill us first. "
Vegeta rubbed his eyes, then put his hand on his face & cried, " I'M BACK IN THIS STUPID
CHAMBER AGAIN?! " he said, sitting in the room he was in priviously before the King's guards
took him to the court, " Damn! What am I going to do now! It's all Kakorot's fault! " he looked
around, then layed down on the bed, grabbed the pillow & held it tightly, " WHY-MUST-THIS-BE!!! "
he screamed as he belted the pillow in the gut multiple times, " Now I have to wait for those
irritating aliens to let me out again! Speaking of aliens, where IS Kakorot?! "
" Hello? Mr. Prince! " a perky, unfamiliar voice came from behind the door.
" If it's that fat slob onna from before I'll--- " Vegeta growled, then as he watched
the door open, dove behind the bed.
" Prince? Here boy! " the voice called as Vegeta raised an eyebrow.
" What does this woman think I am?! An animal?! " Vegeta said in distaste, then leaped
out, " ALRIGHT YOU!!! " he screamed as the girl looked at him oddly. She was thin with bright
pink hair tied up in two pigtails, one on each side of her head, a couple bangs stook out in
front of her face, she was wearing a barber's outfit & had a collection of various fabrics in her
arms along with a small box ontop of it.
" Wow, you're even shorter than King Cheez Cake said you were. " she said, partially in
shock as she looked down at Vegeta, being 5 inches taller than him.
" How come everyone on this blasted plannet is taller than I! " Vegeta grumbled to
himself, " WHO are you!! "
" I'm Cookie! " she smiled at the stubbon prince, who narrowed his eyes at the girl.
::I shall Final Flash her, fly out of here and use Kakorot's ship to get back to Earth::
Vegeta snickered as he geared up for the blast.
" Uhm, that sort of thing doesn't work in this room, 'nember Chibi? " Cookie giggled as
Vegeta blinked twice, then looked down at his hands, no attack at formed in them. He thought for
a moment.
::If I can get her to open the door I can get out of here, then I'll--:: " WHAT DID YOU
JUST CALL ME?! " Vegeta stopped, mid-thought.
" Chibi. ^u^ " Cookie giggled.
" WHAT! I AM NOT A CHIBI!! " Vegeta growled.
" Well you're small enough to be one. Now come on, we have work to do! " she said in a
perky tone to Vegeta as she bent down to his height & opened her eyes to reveal two bright
blue eyes, " Don't worry Veggie-Chan, I won't hurt you, besides, I'm getting paid for this! "
" Paid for what? " Vegeta inquired as Cookie walked into the bathroom, " PAID FOR WHAT!
ANSWER ME!!!! " he yelled.
" Only if you sit on the seat! " Cookie said in a sing song voice as Vegeta huffed &
walked over, then sat in a chair that was next to the toilet.
::Strange, this thing was never here before:: Vegeta thought to himself, " Okay woman!
Now tell me what you're getting "paid for"!!!! " Vegeta protested as Cookie tied a large sheet
around his neck.
" Who? Me? I've been sent here by the King to fix you up. " Cookie laughed as Vegeta
thought for a moment.
" WHAT THE HECK DO YOU MEAN BY THA---" Vegeta screamed, as Cookie took out a large pair
of scissors from her bag.
" Don't worry, I'm a proffessonal. "
" That bad man took Daddy away! " Bra cried from behind the bushes, Goten sitting next
to her," They're gonna hurt my Daddy! "
" I'm still hungry. " Goten whined as Bra smacked him across the back of the head.
" We can't eat until we get home & we can't get home without Daddy! " Bra shouted.
" What about MY Daddy? " Goten said.
" Don't worry, we'll get him & Mirai too. " Bra smiled.
" No, I mean, Daddy's still hungry also. " Goten said as Bra sighed.
" Goten, we have to think of a plan! " Bra said, " I wish my brother was here. HE'D have
a plan." Bra pouted.
" But he is! " Goten told her.
" NOT MIRAI TRUNKS! Chibi Trunks. " Bra sat down, " Now let's see, what would he do? "
" Who? "
" Nevermind. " Bra said, then took out a lollipop & stuck it in her mouth, then began
to pace back & forth, " What would he do... "
" Give me that lollipop? " Goten grinned.
" NO! " Bra shouted, then sighed, " I think I'm beginning to understand why Daddy doesn't
like you very much. " she shrugged, then smiled, " Oh why not! " she giggled, then took the
lollipop out of her mouth & stuck it in his, " I love you Goten! " Bra grinned.
" Nummy! " Goten said, then frowned, " But, but, I want my Daddy. " he whined, " How'll
I find him? "
" I know! " a perky voice said from the shadows as Bra & Goten whipped around.
" VEGGY!! " Bra exclaimed, then grabbed Veggy by the leg, " I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!!! "
" Awwwwwwwwwww, I missed you too Bra. " Veggy cooed in a sweet tone as he picked Bra up,
" And guess what? I'm going to help you get your brother, Daddy, & Uncle back! Won't that be
fun! " he giggled as Bra cheered.
" YEA! " Bra said, then stared at Veggy, " But, how are we gonna find him?? "
" Just leave that to me, I have a map of the whole palace in my memory banks! "
" My GOD! " Cookie yelped as she tossed the umpteenth pair of broken scissors to the
floor, " WHAT IS YOUR HAIR MADE OF?! "
Vegeta sat there with a content smile on his face, then closed his eyes, " You'll never
know. "
" Well, that was a waste of time. " Cookie groaned.
" Yes, you seem to be a proffessonal at THAT. " Vegeta smirked as Cookie narrowed her
eyes @ him.
" Well, if I can't cut it, " she said while reaching into her bag, " I'll just gel it!
Now where the heck is that stuff anyway??? " Cookie mumbled to herself as Vegeta got up out of
the chair and tip-toed towards the door, then turned the knob, Cookie glanced up at him, " Umm,
I wouldn't do that if I were you. "
" You're NOT me. I don't take orders from thrid-rate peasants like YOU! " Vegeta shouted,
then opened the door and gulped.
" HI PRINCE VEGGIE-CHAN!! " Brownie shouted, " How howsabout givin your princess a
kiss? " she puckered up as Vegeta slamed the door in her face, then leaned against the door &
slid down.
" I toldja. But, no, you have to be silly & nearly give yourself a heart attack. "
Cookie shrugged as the petrified Vegeta sat against the door, his face a pale white color.
" I have an idea, how about I pay YOU to do her hair so "I" can leave. " Vegeta grumbled.
" No can do kid, now just sit your little tuckus back in Mr. Chair so I can do my job. "
Cookie said as she patted the chair.
Vegeta mumbled, then stomped back to the chair & flopped down, then folded his arms in
defeat, " I AM NOT A CHILD!!!! ARE YOU BLIND! I AM A FULL GROWN MAN!!!! "
" Now if I were blind, how would I be able to see you??? "
" Oh Ka-ko-rot! " Brownie said in a sing-song voice as she swung a potato chip back &
forth in front of the cell, a rush of drool flowing out of Goku's mouth & onto the floor.
" GOKU! You're gonna DROWN US ALL!!!! " Trunks screamed, then blinked twice, noticing
Goku seemed to be a trance, " Oh God.... "
" Hee-hee-hee! " Brownie laughed, then glanced to her left, several fingers wiggling
around the corner, " Huh? "
Veggy popped his head out from around the corner & smiled.
" VEGGIE-CHAN! " she shrieked, then rushed at Veggy, who poked her in the neck, causing
her to faint.
" Pressure points. Touch them & the victim is out cold, without you even having to
fight them. " Veggy smiled as he opened the door to the cell, " Toodles Trunks-Kun! Hel-lo Goku!"
he said as Goku grinned stupidly.
" HI VEGGY! " he shouted.
Trunks paled, " Oh no. "
" Trunks! You're all DIRTY! " he gasped, then pulled a duster out of his pocket & began
to dust Trunks, who coughed from the dirt, " There! Isn't that better! " he said affectionately.
Trunks coughed, " NO! IT'S NOT!! " he screamed as Veggy put his hand over Trunks's
mouth.
" SHH! You don't want someone to hear you know do you? Then you'd be right back where
you started & I'd be on the de-assembly line! " Veggy whispered, " Now then, we have to go meet
up with Bra & Goten. "
" Where're they? " Goku asked as Veggy led him & Trunks out of the dungon.
" Just follow me! I'll take you two right to them! " Veggy said as he skipped ahead of
the saiyan-duo.
" I don't trust him! " Trunks grumbled, glaring at Veggy suspiciously.
" Well, " Goku said, " we don't have much of a choice. "
" Ooooooooh. " Goten "ooh-ed" as he & Bra peeked in through a window in the door to the
court where Vegeta was privously held captive.
" Wow! " Bra gasped, " It looks just like something out of Cinderella! "
" Bibbity bobbity boo! " Goten sang as Bra put her pointer finger over her mouth.
" We have to be really quiet Goten, remember, we're "spies". " the two children
snickered, Goten pointed to King Cheez Cake & Queen Patti-Cake, who were sitting on their
thrones.
" Look! They must be the King & Queen! " Goten whispered to Bra.
" They're the mean people who stole Daddy! " Bra narrowed her eyes.
" YEAH! Let's go beat'um up! " Goten shouted as he ran into the room, Bra right behind
him, " HIIIIIII!!!!! " Goten shouted as the Queen schooted out of her chair & walked down to
where the children stood.
" And WHO are YOU? " Queen Patti-Cake said suspicously to Goten & Bra, who were both
smiling.
" MY NAME'S GOTEN! " Goten grinned in a goofy SonGoku manner.
" And I'm Bra! " Bra added, " PRINCESS of all Sayians. "
Queen Patti-Cake rolled her eyes, " Charmed, I'm sure--did you say "sayians"?? "
" Yup! Err, who are you? " Bra asked.
" I am Queen Patti-Cake, and that is the good King Cheez Cake. " the Queen answered as
Bra & Goten burst into laughter.
" Patti-Cake? Cheez Cake? " Bra snickered as Goten smirked.
" Patty cake patti cake, baker's man, bake a cake as fast as you can! Roll it, and pat
it, and mark it with a B, and put it in the oven for Bra & me! " Goten sang as the Queen
narrowed her eyes at him.
" HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME! " she shrieked.
" I thought I was singing? " Goten said, confused.
" Back where we come from, thatsa clapping song that me-n-Goten play. " Bra answered,
" And cheese cake is a kind of food! "
" Foooooooood...." Goten drooled, " Where's the foooooood Bra? " he said in a dazed
voice as Bra giggled.
" Silly Goten, there's no food! " Bra said as she patted Goten on the head.
" But, you said there's ALWAYS food? Where's the food Bra, I'm hungry. " Goten's bottom
lip wobbled.
" GUARDS! TAKE THEM AWAY! " the Queen shouted as Bra gasped.
" GOTEN! " she cried as she grabbed Goten's wrist & ran towards the exit, Goten pulled
away from her as they stood in the entrence, " GOTEN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! " Bra screamed in
fear as Goten winked at her.
" Something that I hope'll work..KAMEHAMEEEEHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! " Goten exclaimed as he
let loose a Kamehame, causing the court to collapse upon the royal couple.
" Wooooowwwwww.... " Bra's eyes sparkled, " Goten--YOU'RE THE GREATEST!!!!! " she
hugged Goten tightly, who blushed.
" Bra? "
" Yeah? "
" Can I have a cookie? "
Bra chuckled, " Of course you can Goten, as soon as we get home you can have as many
cookies as you want! "
" Really??? " Goten's pupils widened.
" Sure! Now come on! I think I heard something coming from this way! "
" Where, where are we, going? " Trunks huffed & puffed as he, Goku, & Veggy ran through
one of the many halls in Cupcake Palace.
" You'll see. " Veggy said as they rushed around a corner.
" OUFFA! " a small voice yelped as Goku looked down, Goten smashed against his leg.
" GOTEN! " Goku said as Goten looked up at his Dad.
" DADDY! " Goten shouted, " TRUNKS! VEGGY! " Goten looked to his left at Bra, who sulked,
" It's okay Bra... " he began.
" How'll we ever find MY Daddy?! " Bra's large turqouise eyes began to water.
" I dunno, this is a big place, it'll be kinda hard to sense Vegeta's ki and-- " Goku
stopped as the creeses in the door in front of them began to glow bright yellow, " --I think we
found him. "
" GET THIS BLASTED THING OFF MY EYES! " Vegeta screamed, a bright red bandana tied around
his eyes.
" Don't worry little guy, " Cookie said soothingly, " we wouldn't want you to get gel in
them now would we? You'd hurt yourself. " she said as Vegeta began to laugh at her.
" HA! I am the Prince of all Sayia-jins! You're GOOP cannot harm me! " Vegeta snickered
as Cookie just shrugged.
" You're awfully full of yourself, huh shorty? " Cookie giggled as Vegeta raised an
eyebrow.
" Now what is THAT inferring? That I'm egotistic? HA! You couldn't find a more noble
soul. " he chuckled.
" Uh-huh. " Cookie rolled her eyes and walked over to the cloths she hung over the
tub & began to cut something out of the neon pink fabric `u'
" WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU SNIPPING?! " Vegeta demanded as he glanced around, unable to
see anything through the bandana.
" Oh HUSH! Maybe if you're a good little boy I'll take that thing off and let you see
hmm? " Cookie smiled, a snarl engulfing Vegeta's face.
" I AM NOT GOOD NOR LITTLE!!! " Vegeta screamed as he leaped off of the chair & walked
up to Cookie in his boxers, " NOW TAKE THIS THING OFF OF ME RIGHT NOW!!! "
" You're so kawaii when you pout. Now just hold on for a minute K? " Cookie giggled,
" Now just you hold still. " she smiled as she put the outfit on Vegeta.
" I CAN PUT MY OWN CLOTHES ON MYSELF! " Vegeta yelled.
" I know I know you're a 'big boy' now. " Cookie laughed at Vegeta, " Now don't you
look sweet. " she said as Vegeta stomped.
" I AM NOT SWEET!!!!! I AM A SAYIA-JIN! I DESTORY! I KILL! I--"
" --am done! " Cookie finished for Vegeta, as a knock came from the door.
" Who? WHO'S THAT?! " Vegeta growled.
" HIIII VEGETA!!! " Goku's perky voice echoed from the other side of the door.
" KAKOROT! " Vegeta shouted, " WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! "
" We came to save you Daddy! " Bra's voice said as Vegeta's face softened
" Aww, hi Bra, how's my little princess? " Vegeta cooed.
" I'm fine Daddy. " Bra answered from outside.
Vegeta opened the door as everyone gasped, then burst into laughter.
" WHAT?! WHAT IS IT???? "
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3:31 PM 12/8/00
Well, looks like part 6 is going to be the REAL finale. Not only do I have a kicker planned
for it, but I also have an idea for my next fic, I'll reveal that plotline in the Chuey's Corner
of Part 6.
Anyone care to guess why the gang's laughing @ Vegeta? Just wondering if anyone can figure it
out, my lil sister did, I hope some of you guys do too. Part 6 should be out by next Friday
if I'm lucky.
-Chuquita
By: Chuquita
E-mail me @: lac31685@aol.com
Veggienapped: Part 5
Summary: Vegeta's been kidnapped! Who kidnapped him? Where did they take him?
Will anyone even bother to save him?!
Chuey's Corner: Hi again! Just a little disclaimer in the Corner section
today. I don't own DBZ, that's Akira's characters, not mine. The only
characters & places I made up you guys know already. I.E: King Cheez Cake,
Brownie, Queen Patti-Cake, The Android-"Veggy", etc.
This is part 5, I only meant to go up to 4 parts, who knew? :shrugs:
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" WHO THE HECK IS THAT!? " Vegeta gasped, face to face with Veggy, who had a happy
smile on his face.
" That's Veggy! " Bra smiled up at her father.
" Veggy? " Vegeta raised an eyebrow.
" He's an android. " Goku explained, " He was programmed to take your place after you
were kidnapped. "
" THIS is supposed to be ME! " Vegeta shouted, " HE DOESN'T LOOK A THING LIKE ME!!! "
" Have you looked in the mirror lately? " Goku raised an eyebrow a smirk on his face.
" What is THAT supposed to mean! " Vegeta growled.
" DAD! " Mirai cried happily as he ran up to Vegeta, " OH THANK KAMI YOU'RE HERE!!! " he
hugged Vegeta, much to his surprise.
" LET GO OF ME BOY!!!! " Vegeta scouled as he pushed Mirai away, who was still shaking,
" What is WRONG with you! Sayia-jin do not HUG!! "
" I CAN EXPLAIN! " Trunks pleaded, " It's all HIS fault! He was driving me crazy!!! "
Trunks pointed at Veggy, " He's horrible Dad! He's so annoying and nice and so touchy-feely I
couldn't take it! He's NOTHING LIKE YOU!!!! " Trunks began to sob.
Vegeta narrowed his eyes at Veggy, " ALRIGHT YOU! I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE OR WHAT YOU'VE
DONE TO THAT BRAT OF MINE BUT I KNOW HOW TO FIND OUT!!!! " Vegeta screamed, " I challenge you
to a fight! No rules, no time limit. "
Veggy cocked his head to one side, a confused look on his face, " Couldn't we just play
checkers? "
" CHECKERS!!!! " Vegeta's mouth hung open, his mind blanked out, " WHAT KIND OF CHEAP
IMITATION ARE YOU!!!! " he gawlked, " THE PRINCE OF SAYIANS DOES NOT PLAY CHECKERS!!!!! "
" I have to admit, this is getting interesting. " Trunks nodded to Goku.
Goku looked at Trunks, then at the two Vegetas, " Can I play too? "
" NO YOU CANNOT PLAY KAKOROT!!!! "I" DO NOT PLAY!!!! " Vegeta yelled at Goku, " WE ARE
GOING TO FIGHT EACH OTHER! " he glared at Veggy, " Checkers. If you weren't serious I think I'd
laugh at you. "
" But we can't fight! " Veggy whined, " Besides, what if we get dirty! "
Vegeta put his hand on his face and slowly pulled it down in frustration, " Great Kami
what did I ever do to deserve this...WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GET DIRTY!!! IT'S A BATTLE!!!!! "
" I don't like to get dirt on me, besides, what kind of example would it set for the
children? " he pointed to Bra & Goten.
" You sure this guy wasn't created by Funimation?? " Trunks whispered to Goku.
" Who're they? " Goku replied as Trunks sweatdropped.
" Nevermind. "
" If you won't fight me, then I'll MAKE YOU fight me! " Vegeta hissed, then rushed head
on towards Veggy & kicked him in the shins, then grabbed him by the top of his hair & flung him
into a nearby tree, " HAHAHAHAHA! What the matter android, you can't do any BETTER?! Are you
afwaid dat you gots your widdle cwothes dirty. " Vegeta teased, then burst into laugher.
" I will NOT stoop to your level. " Veggy said as he got up.
" STOOP! HAVE YOU ANY IDEA WHAT LEVEL I'M ON! FOOL! " Vegeta laughed as Trunks rolled his
eyes.
" Uh, Dad, he doesn't mean your power level, he means stooping down to using brute
force. " Trunks groaned as Vegeta went SSJ2.
" SHUT UP BEFORE I DECIDE TO KILL YOU TOO!!!! " Vegeta yelled at Trunks, who backed up,
avoiding making eyecontact with Vegeta.
" He's so brave! " Brownie cooed, then glanced at Goku, " Daddy! I want it!! " she
pointed at Goku, who grabbed his stomach, which hadn't seen food for a whole 3 minutes, " I
bet he's awful hungry..." she snickered, then grabbed bag of potato chips out of her pocket &
opened it.
" Hoo-boy. " Trunks sighed as Vegeta continued to verbally fight the android, who was now
in the process of dusting himself off, " Whadda you make of this Goku? " he looked up at Goku,
who was sniffing the air wildly, " Goku??? "
" Chips..." he sighed dreamily, then stood erect, " Two feet five inches west of here! "
he pointed to the left as Trunks glanced over to the trees.
" Who are they-- " Trunks gasped as he felt a strain on his neck, then collapsed to the
ground, along with everyone else within the area, leaving the andriod, Veggy the only one
standing.
" Goodie! I won! I think.... "
" Wha, wha happened? " Trunks groaned as he opened one eye, everything blurry around him,
a slight dripping noise, " WHERE ARE WE!!! " he yelped, strapped in leg shakles, humongous steel
balls attached to a large chain connected to the shakles.
" I think we're in a cell. " Goku concluded, shakled with his back against the wall.
" CELL! WHERE! I'LL....oh, right, prison cell. " Trunks said, red in the face.
" At least you can move around. " Goku noted as Trunks looked down at his feet.
" What the heck is this stuff made of!! " he said, trying to break the chains, " We're
Sayians and we can't even break out of these things?! Goku, go SSJ3! Maybe you can bust out of
there & undo these things on my legs. "
" But I'm hungry..." Goku whined.
" I'll get you something later! " Trunks looked about, " hey, where's Vegeta? And Bra &
Goten!!! OH NO! DAD'LL KILL ME IF SOMETHING HAPPENED TO BRA!!!! "
Goku glanced at Brownie, who was on the otherside of the cell, smiling strangely at him,
" That is, if whoever that is doesn't kill us first. "
Vegeta rubbed his eyes, then put his hand on his face & cried, " I'M BACK IN THIS STUPID
CHAMBER AGAIN?! " he said, sitting in the room he was in priviously before the King's guards
took him to the court, " Damn! What am I going to do now! It's all Kakorot's fault! " he looked
around, then layed down on the bed, grabbed the pillow & held it tightly, " WHY-MUST-THIS-BE!!! "
he screamed as he belted the pillow in the gut multiple times, " Now I have to wait for those
irritating aliens to let me out again! Speaking of aliens, where IS Kakorot?! "
" Hello? Mr. Prince! " a perky, unfamiliar voice came from behind the door.
" If it's that fat slob onna from before I'll--- " Vegeta growled, then as he watched
the door open, dove behind the bed.
" Prince? Here boy! " the voice called as Vegeta raised an eyebrow.
" What does this woman think I am?! An animal?! " Vegeta said in distaste, then leaped
out, " ALRIGHT YOU!!! " he screamed as the girl looked at him oddly. She was thin with bright
pink hair tied up in two pigtails, one on each side of her head, a couple bangs stook out in
front of her face, she was wearing a barber's outfit & had a collection of various fabrics in her
arms along with a small box ontop of it.
" Wow, you're even shorter than King Cheez Cake said you were. " she said, partially in
shock as she looked down at Vegeta, being 5 inches taller than him.
" How come everyone on this blasted plannet is taller than I! " Vegeta grumbled to
himself, " WHO are you!! "
" I'm Cookie! " she smiled at the stubbon prince, who narrowed his eyes at the girl.
::I shall Final Flash her, fly out of here and use Kakorot's ship to get back to Earth::
Vegeta snickered as he geared up for the blast.
" Uhm, that sort of thing doesn't work in this room, 'nember Chibi? " Cookie giggled as
Vegeta blinked twice, then looked down at his hands, no attack at formed in them. He thought for
a moment.
::If I can get her to open the door I can get out of here, then I'll--:: " WHAT DID YOU
JUST CALL ME?! " Vegeta stopped, mid-thought.
" Chibi. ^u^ " Cookie giggled.
" WHAT! I AM NOT A CHIBI!! " Vegeta growled.
" Well you're small enough to be one. Now come on, we have work to do! " she said in a
perky tone to Vegeta as she bent down to his height & opened her eyes to reveal two bright
blue eyes, " Don't worry Veggie-Chan, I won't hurt you, besides, I'm getting paid for this! "
" Paid for what? " Vegeta inquired as Cookie walked into the bathroom, " PAID FOR WHAT!
ANSWER ME!!!! " he yelled.
" Only if you sit on the seat! " Cookie said in a sing song voice as Vegeta huffed &
walked over, then sat in a chair that was next to the toilet.
::Strange, this thing was never here before:: Vegeta thought to himself, " Okay woman!
Now tell me what you're getting "paid for"!!!! " Vegeta protested as Cookie tied a large sheet
around his neck.
" Who? Me? I've been sent here by the King to fix you up. " Cookie laughed as Vegeta
thought for a moment.
" WHAT THE HECK DO YOU MEAN BY THA---" Vegeta screamed, as Cookie took out a large pair
of scissors from her bag.
" Don't worry, I'm a proffessonal. "
" That bad man took Daddy away! " Bra cried from behind the bushes, Goten sitting next
to her," They're gonna hurt my Daddy! "
" I'm still hungry. " Goten whined as Bra smacked him across the back of the head.
" We can't eat until we get home & we can't get home without Daddy! " Bra shouted.
" What about MY Daddy? " Goten said.
" Don't worry, we'll get him & Mirai too. " Bra smiled.
" No, I mean, Daddy's still hungry also. " Goten said as Bra sighed.
" Goten, we have to think of a plan! " Bra said, " I wish my brother was here. HE'D have
a plan." Bra pouted.
" But he is! " Goten told her.
" NOT MIRAI TRUNKS! Chibi Trunks. " Bra sat down, " Now let's see, what would he do? "
" Who? "
" Nevermind. " Bra said, then took out a lollipop & stuck it in her mouth, then began
to pace back & forth, " What would he do... "
" Give me that lollipop? " Goten grinned.
" NO! " Bra shouted, then sighed, " I think I'm beginning to understand why Daddy doesn't
like you very much. " she shrugged, then smiled, " Oh why not! " she giggled, then took the
lollipop out of her mouth & stuck it in his, " I love you Goten! " Bra grinned.
" Nummy! " Goten said, then frowned, " But, but, I want my Daddy. " he whined, " How'll
I find him? "
" I know! " a perky voice said from the shadows as Bra & Goten whipped around.
" VEGGY!! " Bra exclaimed, then grabbed Veggy by the leg, " I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!!! "
" Awwwwwwwwwww, I missed you too Bra. " Veggy cooed in a sweet tone as he picked Bra up,
" And guess what? I'm going to help you get your brother, Daddy, & Uncle back! Won't that be
fun! " he giggled as Bra cheered.
" YEA! " Bra said, then stared at Veggy, " But, how are we gonna find him?? "
" Just leave that to me, I have a map of the whole palace in my memory banks! "
" My GOD! " Cookie yelped as she tossed the umpteenth pair of broken scissors to the
floor, " WHAT IS YOUR HAIR MADE OF?! "
Vegeta sat there with a content smile on his face, then closed his eyes, " You'll never
know. "
" Well, that was a waste of time. " Cookie groaned.
" Yes, you seem to be a proffessonal at THAT. " Vegeta smirked as Cookie narrowed her
eyes @ him.
" Well, if I can't cut it, " she said while reaching into her bag, " I'll just gel it!
Now where the heck is that stuff anyway??? " Cookie mumbled to herself as Vegeta got up out of
the chair and tip-toed towards the door, then turned the knob, Cookie glanced up at him, " Umm,
I wouldn't do that if I were you. "
" You're NOT me. I don't take orders from thrid-rate peasants like YOU! " Vegeta shouted,
then opened the door and gulped.
" HI PRINCE VEGGIE-CHAN!! " Brownie shouted, " How howsabout givin your princess a
kiss? " she puckered up as Vegeta slamed the door in her face, then leaned against the door &
slid down.
" I toldja. But, no, you have to be silly & nearly give yourself a heart attack. "
Cookie shrugged as the petrified Vegeta sat against the door, his face a pale white color.
" I have an idea, how about I pay YOU to do her hair so "I" can leave. " Vegeta grumbled.
" No can do kid, now just sit your little tuckus back in Mr. Chair so I can do my job. "
Cookie said as she patted the chair.
Vegeta mumbled, then stomped back to the chair & flopped down, then folded his arms in
defeat, " I AM NOT A CHILD!!!! ARE YOU BLIND! I AM A FULL GROWN MAN!!!! "
" Now if I were blind, how would I be able to see you??? "
" Oh Ka-ko-rot! " Brownie said in a sing-song voice as she swung a potato chip back &
forth in front of the cell, a rush of drool flowing out of Goku's mouth & onto the floor.
" GOKU! You're gonna DROWN US ALL!!!! " Trunks screamed, then blinked twice, noticing
Goku seemed to be a trance, " Oh God.... "
" Hee-hee-hee! " Brownie laughed, then glanced to her left, several fingers wiggling
around the corner, " Huh? "
Veggy popped his head out from around the corner & smiled.
" VEGGIE-CHAN! " she shrieked, then rushed at Veggy, who poked her in the neck, causing
her to faint.
" Pressure points. Touch them & the victim is out cold, without you even having to
fight them. " Veggy smiled as he opened the door to the cell, " Toodles Trunks-Kun! Hel-lo Goku!"
he said as Goku grinned stupidly.
" HI VEGGY! " he shouted.
Trunks paled, " Oh no. "
" Trunks! You're all DIRTY! " he gasped, then pulled a duster out of his pocket & began
to dust Trunks, who coughed from the dirt, " There! Isn't that better! " he said affectionately.
Trunks coughed, " NO! IT'S NOT!! " he screamed as Veggy put his hand over Trunks's
mouth.
" SHH! You don't want someone to hear you know do you? Then you'd be right back where
you started & I'd be on the de-assembly line! " Veggy whispered, " Now then, we have to go meet
up with Bra & Goten. "
" Where're they? " Goku asked as Veggy led him & Trunks out of the dungon.
" Just follow me! I'll take you two right to them! " Veggy said as he skipped ahead of
the saiyan-duo.
" I don't trust him! " Trunks grumbled, glaring at Veggy suspiciously.
" Well, " Goku said, " we don't have much of a choice. "
" Ooooooooh. " Goten "ooh-ed" as he & Bra peeked in through a window in the door to the
court where Vegeta was privously held captive.
" Wow! " Bra gasped, " It looks just like something out of Cinderella! "
" Bibbity bobbity boo! " Goten sang as Bra put her pointer finger over her mouth.
" We have to be really quiet Goten, remember, we're "spies". " the two children
snickered, Goten pointed to King Cheez Cake & Queen Patti-Cake, who were sitting on their
thrones.
" Look! They must be the King & Queen! " Goten whispered to Bra.
" They're the mean people who stole Daddy! " Bra narrowed her eyes.
" YEAH! Let's go beat'um up! " Goten shouted as he ran into the room, Bra right behind
him, " HIIIIIII!!!!! " Goten shouted as the Queen schooted out of her chair & walked down to
where the children stood.
" And WHO are YOU? " Queen Patti-Cake said suspicously to Goten & Bra, who were both
smiling.
" MY NAME'S GOTEN! " Goten grinned in a goofy SonGoku manner.
" And I'm Bra! " Bra added, " PRINCESS of all Sayians. "
Queen Patti-Cake rolled her eyes, " Charmed, I'm sure--did you say "sayians"?? "
" Yup! Err, who are you? " Bra asked.
" I am Queen Patti-Cake, and that is the good King Cheez Cake. " the Queen answered as
Bra & Goten burst into laughter.
" Patti-Cake? Cheez Cake? " Bra snickered as Goten smirked.
" Patty cake patti cake, baker's man, bake a cake as fast as you can! Roll it, and pat
it, and mark it with a B, and put it in the oven for Bra & me! " Goten sang as the Queen
narrowed her eyes at him.
" HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME! " she shrieked.
" I thought I was singing? " Goten said, confused.
" Back where we come from, thatsa clapping song that me-n-Goten play. " Bra answered,
" And cheese cake is a kind of food! "
" Foooooooood...." Goten drooled, " Where's the foooooood Bra? " he said in a dazed
voice as Bra giggled.
" Silly Goten, there's no food! " Bra said as she patted Goten on the head.
" But, you said there's ALWAYS food? Where's the food Bra, I'm hungry. " Goten's bottom
lip wobbled.
" GUARDS! TAKE THEM AWAY! " the Queen shouted as Bra gasped.
" GOTEN! " she cried as she grabbed Goten's wrist & ran towards the exit, Goten pulled
away from her as they stood in the entrence, " GOTEN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! " Bra screamed in
fear as Goten winked at her.
" Something that I hope'll work..KAMEHAMEEEEHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! " Goten exclaimed as he
let loose a Kamehame, causing the court to collapse upon the royal couple.
" Wooooowwwwww.... " Bra's eyes sparkled, " Goten--YOU'RE THE GREATEST!!!!! " she
hugged Goten tightly, who blushed.
" Bra? "
" Yeah? "
" Can I have a cookie? "
Bra chuckled, " Of course you can Goten, as soon as we get home you can have as many
cookies as you want! "
" Really??? " Goten's pupils widened.
" Sure! Now come on! I think I heard something coming from this way! "
" Where, where are we, going? " Trunks huffed & puffed as he, Goku, & Veggy ran through
one of the many halls in Cupcake Palace.
" You'll see. " Veggy said as they rushed around a corner.
" OUFFA! " a small voice yelped as Goku looked down, Goten smashed against his leg.
" GOTEN! " Goku said as Goten looked up at his Dad.
" DADDY! " Goten shouted, " TRUNKS! VEGGY! " Goten looked to his left at Bra, who sulked,
" It's okay Bra... " he began.
" How'll we ever find MY Daddy?! " Bra's large turqouise eyes began to water.
" I dunno, this is a big place, it'll be kinda hard to sense Vegeta's ki and-- " Goku
stopped as the creeses in the door in front of them began to glow bright yellow, " --I think we
found him. "
" GET THIS BLASTED THING OFF MY EYES! " Vegeta screamed, a bright red bandana tied around
his eyes.
" Don't worry little guy, " Cookie said soothingly, " we wouldn't want you to get gel in
them now would we? You'd hurt yourself. " she said as Vegeta began to laugh at her.
" HA! I am the Prince of all Sayia-jins! You're GOOP cannot harm me! " Vegeta snickered
as Cookie just shrugged.
" You're awfully full of yourself, huh shorty? " Cookie giggled as Vegeta raised an
eyebrow.
" Now what is THAT inferring? That I'm egotistic? HA! You couldn't find a more noble
soul. " he chuckled.
" Uh-huh. " Cookie rolled her eyes and walked over to the cloths she hung over the
tub & began to cut something out of the neon pink fabric `u'
" WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU SNIPPING?! " Vegeta demanded as he glanced around, unable to
see anything through the bandana.
" Oh HUSH! Maybe if you're a good little boy I'll take that thing off and let you see
hmm? " Cookie smiled, a snarl engulfing Vegeta's face.
" I AM NOT GOOD NOR LITTLE!!! " Vegeta screamed as he leaped off of the chair & walked
up to Cookie in his boxers, " NOW TAKE THIS THING OFF OF ME RIGHT NOW!!! "
" You're so kawaii when you pout. Now just hold on for a minute K? " Cookie giggled,
" Now just you hold still. " she smiled as she put the outfit on Vegeta.
" I CAN PUT MY OWN CLOTHES ON MYSELF! " Vegeta yelled.
" I know I know you're a 'big boy' now. " Cookie laughed at Vegeta, " Now don't you
look sweet. " she said as Vegeta stomped.
" I AM NOT SWEET!!!!! I AM A SAYIA-JIN! I DESTORY! I KILL! I--"
" --am done! " Cookie finished for Vegeta, as a knock came from the door.
" Who? WHO'S THAT?! " Vegeta growled.
" HIIII VEGETA!!! " Goku's perky voice echoed from the other side of the door.
" KAKOROT! " Vegeta shouted, " WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! "
" We came to save you Daddy! " Bra's voice said as Vegeta's face softened
" Aww, hi Bra, how's my little princess? " Vegeta cooed.
" I'm fine Daddy. " Bra answered from outside.
Vegeta opened the door as everyone gasped, then burst into laughter.
" WHAT?! WHAT IS IT???? "
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3:31 PM 12/8/00
Well, looks like part 6 is going to be the REAL finale. Not only do I have a kicker planned
for it, but I also have an idea for my next fic, I'll reveal that plotline in the Chuey's Corner
of Part 6.
Anyone care to guess why the gang's laughing @ Vegeta? Just wondering if anyone can figure it
out, my lil sister did, I hope some of you guys do too. Part 6 should be out by next Friday
if I'm lucky.
-Chuquita