The Annoying People (Perferably the Girls) Of Mineral Village

*Note I Dont Own Harvest Moon Or Any Of It's Characters*


Popuri was in the pen feeding the chickens and rick was making deliveries, the usuall for the two on the poultry farm. Ann came strolling up.

Ann-Ok, Rick I need two chickens for dinner tonight.
Rick-Ok I'll go get them. :he picked two random ones out of the flock:
Popuri-No!! Not Jack and Jill!!
Rick-Grrr... Popuri! How do you expect us to run a business with you doing that!
Rick- Popuri!!!
Ann- I'll be going now....

Jeff- Thanks again Jack!
Jack- Good now I can go plant these babies and become even richer.
:Won popped out infront of him:
Won- Special Item Just for you!!
Jack-Oh brother
Won- Small Fish 1000 Gold....
*10 Minutes later*
Ann- Won!!! :grabs him by the ear: What did I tell you about bothering jack?!! Bye Jack! :she drags him to the Inn:
Jack- Now I can get home! :he starts walking:
Karen- Oh Jack!!
Jack- What now?
Karen- Here try this! :shoves black bread into his mouth:
Jack- Um....Good? :sweatdrop:
Karen- You Dont have to lie to me! :she storms off:
Jack- Grrr...I want to get home
Mary- Jack!! I just finished my novel! :jack takes it and throws it away:
Mary- Asshole!! :jack keeps walking:
Ann- Jack!
Jack- What is it?!
Ann- I was going to invite you to my house for dinner but forget it!
Jack-Bitch! :he keeps going:
Popuri- Jack! Here have this! :gives him an egg:
Jack- Thanks alot!! :sarcasticly:
Popuri- It contains...:jack smashes it: :popuri cries:
Popuri-JERKOFF!!
Jack- LEAVE ME ALONE
Elli- Jack!
Jack-DONT EVEN BOTHER!!
Elli-Ok....:cries:
:gets to the farm to see the mayor, the girls, and his luggage:
Mayor-Get out of here NOW!!
Jack- But...
The girls- Your a jerk now leave
Jack-Ok....:takes things:
Jack-Anyway I think your town sucks a$$!!

Please R/R!!