A/N: THE VOTES ARE IN! WE WILL NOT TELL YOU WHO IS OUT UNTIL THE 6TH EPISODE, BUT KEEP VOTING! BUT REMEMBER, ONLY VOTE FOR ONE PERSON! AND THEY MUST BE MARKED!
Episode six
The house guests are all discussing the resent three people who are marked for banishment.
Draco: I hate you guys!
Pansy: Ya! You suck!
Lockhart: I am winning, banish! Banish!
Ron: Go jump in the pool, Lockhart.
Lockhart: OK!
*splash*
Hermione: Getting rid of him would be fun.
Lee: He is such a git.
Cho: So are a lot of people here. *Glares at Draco*
Parvati: You are out so fast, Malfoy. That turtle comment did not go well with our viewers.
Draco: You don't even know if they saw that.
Parvati: Ya ya ya.
Ron: You and Lockhart. Geez.
Cho: And putting a hand grenade in the microwave!
Draco: Chang is seeing things.
Ron: But the microwave is in smithereens all over the kitchen.
Harry: That is because you put your gold bracelet in it.
Winky: Yes! Gold in microwave goes Kaboom! Malfoy slimy git!
Later that day, Hermione and Cho are making dinner. Hermione has a CD player on playing "The One".
CD: I'll be the one...
Hermione: So, what ARE you thinking about Harry?
Cho: None of your business! What about you?
Hermione: If you won't tell me, I won't tell you.
Cho: Geez. Ace!
* A bag of potatoes zooms over to tree.*
Hermione: Just charm the potatoes and they will cut themselves. Very well too, they make exilent hash browns. Hashbrownis!
Potatoes: *Split into shreds and start frying.*
At dinner...
Harry: Um. Good patatoes, Herminie.
Ron: *Glup* This Dr. Pepper is not to bad.
That night...
Ron: Can you sleep, Harry? I can't sleep.
Harry: It's called caffeine, Ron. It is what happens when you drink to much coke before bed.
Ron: Oh.
Episode two
Announcer Woman: Everybody is a bit scared about voting somebody out.
Malfoy: I get out of this house tomorow! Yay!
Hermione: You don't know that, Malfoy.
Malfoy: And you think a mublood such as yourself is gonna stop me from thinknig they way I want to?
Hermione: Yup.
In the yard, Parvati and Cho are working on there weeklyy chalenge.
Parvati: My turtle is afraid of dogs.
Cho: So is my neigbor's.
Parvati: Well, I will act like a dog. And see if it runs. Woof!
Greenie the turtle: *Bite's Parvati's nose*
Cho: Dumb thing. *Goes into house and emerges a minute later with turtle treats*
Parvati: Good idea! *Takes a treat and puts it a foot away from the turtle*
Greenie: *Runs to the treat and eats it*
Cho and Parvati: Yay!
Lee, Harry and Ron are working in the greenhouse. Harry is cutting the mint and Ron is gettting rid of some gnomes, trowing them outside at Draco. Lee is chasing an escaped chicken.
Lee: Get back here you stupid feathery git!
Ron: *chucks a gnome at Draco's head*
Draco: Ouch!
Harry: *Rolls over laughing*
Harry: I think that gnome has more brains than Malfoy.
Ron: I agree.
Lee: Think he'll get kicked out of the house.
Ron: One can only hope.
Episode three
A. W.: Pansy Parkenson is out!
Pansy: Yes!
Draco: (Sound blanks out)
Everybody but Draco: Yaaa!
Now, time for the charecter's votes again!
Hermione: Draco and Lockhart.
Harry: Malfoy and Lockhart.
Ron: Lockhart and Malfoy.
Winky: Malfoy and, hmmm, how about Lee?
Lockhart: Me Me Me! And Famous Harry Potter.
Lee: Malfoy and those gnomes (just kidding), Malfoy and Lockhart.
Draco: Granger and Potter.
Cho: Malfoy and Lockhart.
Parvati: Malfoy and Lockhart.
Votes:
Draco: 7
Lockhart: 7
Harry: 2
Hermione: 1
Lee: 1
Everybpdy else: 0
So vote for either Draco or Lockhart Now!