Big Brother Three OK, before I start my wonderful story, I need your help. I was a bit scared to put this out on the site AS A FIC, so i figured I'd put it with a fic. I don't want evil fanfiction mafias coming after me with large fanfiction guns. Or take my name down. OK, so I want you to e-mail me charnorse@inkstain.net with your screen name, and a fic you wrote that I can read so I can try to get your personality right. I will include you in a story w/ a bunch of the authors/reviewers at the HP section of the site, along with, of course, a few charecters. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE e-mail me with your names. Not reivew, e-mail. Thank you so much.

~CharNorse

Big Brother
Part Two

A/N: OK, I did not get as many reivews on the last one ans the first one, but please vote, I need your vote, and so few people vote that your vote DOES matter! Yay! But please vote-it is toll-free and does not take much time. Please please please!

Next episode (sorry if I got the numbers a bit messed up.)

Draco: I think Lockhart's out.
Lockhart: Me winning. me winning!
Parvati: Your losing, stupid.
Lockhart: I am not. *throws tantrum*
All: *leaves*

The people-dudes get a new challenge.

Big Brother: Your challenge is to de-code this paper.
All: OK! 50%!
B.B.: OK!

Later that day, they figure it out.

Hermione: Decodeacus!
Winky: Wah.
The leters re-arange themselves so they say Malfoy is anoying.
Hermione: Gotta try that again. *She trys until the letters write something sensable then leave them.*

Next episode:

The people-dudes are getting a bit mad about voting people out.

Malfoy: If they vote me out, I am going to sick my dad on them.
Ron: Like we care.
Harry: All the muggles voting you out-you will get arrested!
Malfoy: A joke, Potter, a joke.

In the greenhouse

Lee: Good thing we don't have to cook these.
Cho: Don't give them any ideas.
Lee: Oh shoot.
Parvati: They wouldn't!
Cho: They would. They give us appliances that blow up!
Parvati: That's because you don't know how to use them.
Cho: Yes I do! Hermione told me! You press the little red button 14 times then put the potatos in, and press the little red Stop button.
Parvati: Whatever.
Cho: I wonder where my bracelent went.

Next episode

Lockhart is out. Time for more votes.

Hermione: Malfoy and Cho. They just kinda bug me.
Harry: Winky and Malfoy. Just annoying, and unhelpful.
Ron: Malfoy and Parvati. She gets on my nerves.
Winky: Malfoy and Lee again.
Lee: That elf and Malfoy.
Malfoy: Granger and Potter.
Cho: Parvati and Malfoy.
Parvati: Malfoy and Cho.

Looks like we have a four-way tie! Vote for Draco Malfoy, Winky, Cho Chang OR Parvati. Please just vote for one. But please vote!

Discalaimer: I am owned by Cheezball. Evil Japanes Mafias are owned by my dog. My dog is owned by me (duh). Big Brother belongs to CBS. Cho's braclet belongs to the city dump. HP and comp are owned by Rowling and noe Electronic Arts and WB. You know the rest, I hope.