A/N:Hi again. yes I warned you that I'd make a humor version to my horror fic Dark killer & here it is. It's
script format since I'm too lazy to do it the right way.Well here it is.I hate writing in text format.It sucks
Disclaimer:I don't even own my own cell phone....you think I'm gonna own Digimon? Well i don't so no
suing. I also don't own Barney or the yellow teletubbie. or the show Survivor.Or the movie Scary Movie.
Or the movie Waterboy or Austin Powers
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DARK KILLER-HUMOR VERSION
*Davis is walking home happily when he stops. A cute puppy walks up to him*
Davis:"Oh hello little puppy it's a joyous day today isn't it?"
*Puppy mistakes Davis for fire hydrant & the dog does his buisness on Davis*
Davis:"OH CRAP!! LITERALLY!!"
*A now pissed off Davis runs home*
Davis:"JUN, YOU !@#$%^& TAI LOOK-ALIKE, I'M HOME!"
*Davis listens for a reply....We hear crickets chiping*
Davis:"THAT BITCH IS IGNORING ME *Davis listens for a minute* DIE YOU DAMN
CRICKETS!"
*Davis takes out flamethrower & kills crickets. Little shouts of "Mommy!" & "Oh dear god!" are
heard*
*Davis walks to 'THE BITCH'S ROOM'. He opens the door. Jun's there dead. Lying in her own
blood. Or maybe somebody elses blood. How the hell am I supposed to know?*
Davis *looking in*:" Oh man! Mom's gonna make me clean that crap up!" *Davis takes Jun's head
from closet. Then we see him sticking it on a pole on a deserted island with 16 real castaways. Some
very annoying host looks at all the votes. Tells one of the people to take a hike. Host puts the little
stick he has that puts out the flames on the pole with Jun's head on it*
Really Annoying Host: "The Tribe has spoken."
~Back to reality aka Jun's funeral~
(Suprise,Suprise Matt's not there. TK ain't there either)
In the middle of the funeral Sora's cell phone rings. (A/N: I have no idea why Sora is at Jun's funeral.
They've never seen each other but anyway the point is she's there & her freakin' cell phone's ringin)
*Everyone looks at their cell phones (A/N: just like in the movie. Speaking of that wouldn't Kari hear
her mom's cell phone ringing, answer it & hear the bad guy's voice?) Sora looks at hers*
Sora:"It's mine." * Sora leaves the funeral room & answers the phone*
Sora:"Hi...who's this?"
Mysterious voice on cell phone:"Hello Sora...What's your favorite scary movie?"
Sora:"Showgirls.... definetly Show Girls."
Mysterious voice who happens to be Matt:"Oh o.k. Hey Sora wanna come over? I'm having a party
for Jun's death."
Sora:"Are we gonna do it?"
Matt:"Oh hell yes."
Sora:"I'll be right there."
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~In New York City~
*Michael is going over Mimi's house for obvious reasons. Guy from the Waterboy comes*
Waterboy guy:"They're gonna do it. They're gonna do it all night long." * Man leaves*
*Michael walks up stairs & sees Mimi dead. Stabbed like a turkey at Thanksgiving*
Michael:"Oh well. I always have my violin & polo."
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~Back in Japan~
*Yolei walks into a dark alleyway late at night. Actually early morning but you catch my drift.*
Yolei:"Anybody lookin for a good time? I'm only 13 & willing to lose it for just10 bucks." *You guys
do know what I mean by losing it right?*
Surprise, Surprise Yolei gets attacked & is now in the hospital with a coma.
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*Cody is walking with a bag full of shopping after Jun's funeral .Mainly prune juice & drinkable yogurt.(A/N: Isn't
Cody's grandfather cool? He's like a mix between Gennai & a...uh ...... something)*
*All of a sudden a car doesn't see Cody because he's like 2'6 in height & hits the poor cutie. The
driver quickly accelerates & drives away. We get a look at him & he looks like..... Barney!! (A/N:
Damn Barney hurting my Iori 'Cody' Hida aka 'The new Beatle on the block'!)*
*Prune juice & drinkable yogurt is flying everywhere*
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*Tai is walking to Matt's house to...... ask him out on a date!!! (A/N: TAITO!). He opens the door &
is going to Matt's room when the yellow teletubbie jumps at him.*
Teletubbie:"You no go in there!"
*Teletubbie electrocutes Tai with his or her antenna (A/N:Is it a male or female?)*
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~In Matt's room~
Sora:"Matt ,honey, what was that sound?"
Matt:"Don't worry about it sweetums. I just got us security so we wouldn't be disturbed."
*The two continue.......eh heh.....uh.....yeah.....what they were doing to put it nicely*
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~T.K.'s room~
*T.K. is sitting at his desk stroking Tokomon not knowing what his half-brother is doing. Wait let me
rephrase that-Who he was doing.*
T.K.:"Come Mr. Bigglesworth. Let's go destroy some more Digidestined & annoying red heads that
have a striking resemblance to Tai."
Tokomon:"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST CALL ME, YOU GILLIGAN FREAK?!"
~THE END~
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Do you know that this piece of filthy crap fic took me 2 & a half hours to make.....oh well R&R!
script format since I'm too lazy to do it the right way.Well here it is.I hate writing in text format.It sucks
Disclaimer:I don't even own my own cell phone....you think I'm gonna own Digimon? Well i don't so no
suing. I also don't own Barney or the yellow teletubbie. or the show Survivor.Or the movie Scary Movie.
Or the movie Waterboy or Austin Powers
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DARK KILLER-HUMOR VERSION
*Davis is walking home happily when he stops. A cute puppy walks up to him*
Davis:"Oh hello little puppy it's a joyous day today isn't it?"
*Puppy mistakes Davis for fire hydrant & the dog does his buisness on Davis*
Davis:"OH CRAP!! LITERALLY!!"
*A now pissed off Davis runs home*
Davis:"JUN, YOU !@#$%^& TAI LOOK-ALIKE, I'M HOME!"
*Davis listens for a reply....We hear crickets chiping*
Davis:"THAT BITCH IS IGNORING ME *Davis listens for a minute* DIE YOU DAMN
CRICKETS!"
*Davis takes out flamethrower & kills crickets. Little shouts of "Mommy!" & "Oh dear god!" are
heard*
*Davis walks to 'THE BITCH'S ROOM'. He opens the door. Jun's there dead. Lying in her own
blood. Or maybe somebody elses blood. How the hell am I supposed to know?*
Davis *looking in*:" Oh man! Mom's gonna make me clean that crap up!" *Davis takes Jun's head
from closet. Then we see him sticking it on a pole on a deserted island with 16 real castaways. Some
very annoying host looks at all the votes. Tells one of the people to take a hike. Host puts the little
stick he has that puts out the flames on the pole with Jun's head on it*
Really Annoying Host: "The Tribe has spoken."
~Back to reality aka Jun's funeral~
(Suprise,Suprise Matt's not there. TK ain't there either)
In the middle of the funeral Sora's cell phone rings. (A/N: I have no idea why Sora is at Jun's funeral.
They've never seen each other but anyway the point is she's there & her freakin' cell phone's ringin)
*Everyone looks at their cell phones (A/N: just like in the movie. Speaking of that wouldn't Kari hear
her mom's cell phone ringing, answer it & hear the bad guy's voice?) Sora looks at hers*
Sora:"It's mine." * Sora leaves the funeral room & answers the phone*
Sora:"Hi...who's this?"
Mysterious voice on cell phone:"Hello Sora...What's your favorite scary movie?"
Sora:"Showgirls.... definetly Show Girls."
Mysterious voice who happens to be Matt:"Oh o.k. Hey Sora wanna come over? I'm having a party
for Jun's death."
Sora:"Are we gonna do it?"
Matt:"Oh hell yes."
Sora:"I'll be right there."
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~In New York City~
*Michael is going over Mimi's house for obvious reasons. Guy from the Waterboy comes*
Waterboy guy:"They're gonna do it. They're gonna do it all night long." * Man leaves*
*Michael walks up stairs & sees Mimi dead. Stabbed like a turkey at Thanksgiving*
Michael:"Oh well. I always have my violin & polo."
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~Back in Japan~
*Yolei walks into a dark alleyway late at night. Actually early morning but you catch my drift.*
Yolei:"Anybody lookin for a good time? I'm only 13 & willing to lose it for just10 bucks." *You guys
do know what I mean by losing it right?*
Surprise, Surprise Yolei gets attacked & is now in the hospital with a coma.
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*Cody is walking with a bag full of shopping after Jun's funeral .Mainly prune juice & drinkable yogurt.(A/N: Isn't
Cody's grandfather cool? He's like a mix between Gennai & a...uh ...... something)*
*All of a sudden a car doesn't see Cody because he's like 2'6 in height & hits the poor cutie. The
driver quickly accelerates & drives away. We get a look at him & he looks like..... Barney!! (A/N:
Damn Barney hurting my Iori 'Cody' Hida aka 'The new Beatle on the block'!)*
*Prune juice & drinkable yogurt is flying everywhere*
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*Tai is walking to Matt's house to...... ask him out on a date!!! (A/N: TAITO!). He opens the door &
is going to Matt's room when the yellow teletubbie jumps at him.*
Teletubbie:"You no go in there!"
*Teletubbie electrocutes Tai with his or her antenna (A/N:Is it a male or female?)*
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~In Matt's room~
Sora:"Matt ,honey, what was that sound?"
Matt:"Don't worry about it sweetums. I just got us security so we wouldn't be disturbed."
*The two continue.......eh heh.....uh.....yeah.....what they were doing to put it nicely*
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~T.K.'s room~
*T.K. is sitting at his desk stroking Tokomon not knowing what his half-brother is doing. Wait let me
rephrase that-Who he was doing.*
T.K.:"Come Mr. Bigglesworth. Let's go destroy some more Digidestined & annoying red heads that
have a striking resemblance to Tai."
Tokomon:"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST CALL ME, YOU GILLIGAN FREAK?!"
~THE END~
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Do you know that this piece of filthy crap fic took me 2 & a half hours to make.....oh well R&R!