Help! I'm Trapped in Trowa's Body!



Disclaimer: I'm broke...damn...I also don't own anything but my clothes and computer...heheh.
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The Beginning:

Late one evening as Wufei was polishing his beloved Gundam a strange tingling sensation went p his spine.

"Odd." he said to himself as he screwed the lid back onto the container of polish and cleaned the area up. He jumped from the cockpit tothe ground with a small thud. He stretched
his arms above his head and yawned. "Time for bed."
He left the area and walked to his room. Inside he undressed, just leaving his "Big Man Lives Here" boxers on. He drew back the covers back the covers on the bed and slipped in. As he closed his
eyes, for some strange reason Trowa popped into his head.

(The Next Morning)
When Wufei awoke he felt very strange, not only did he feel tall but someone was holding onto him by the waist. He sat up and looked down, shocked to see a head of blonde hair(don't worry, the body was still attached).
What the-??
Wufei leaped out of the bed, "Holy shit! I've turned fag overnight!" he screamed in a strange voice. He glanced down and noticed that the floor was further down than it usually was. The blonde woke up after the loud scream. His blues eyes were wide with
confusion and fright.
"What's wrong?" he asked.
"What's wrong?! I'm a giant, fag, and what the hell?!? I have no right eye!!!"
Wufei ran to the nearest mirror to look at the deformity, but in the mirror was a face that wasn't his, it was....
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Trowa's!!!
Wufei/Trowa ran out of the room, followed by an even more confused Quatre. As Wufei/Trowa ran into the kitchen a silence fell. Everyone who was in the kitchen stopped what they were doing and stared at Wufei.

"What are you staring at?!"

All the people in the vicinity pointed at him. Those people were, Trieze, Zechs, Duo, Heero, Sally, Hilde, Noin, and (for some odd reason) Relena. Wufei/Trowa looked down, the green eyes widening. Whoa! That's even bigger than mine!

"Hey, Trowa. I didn't need to know that you slept in the nude." Duo said.
Wufei/Trowa broke out in a full body blush. and turned, now face to face with Quatre.


"Aw, my poor baby, tee-hee, let me dress you. Oh, you forgot my good morning kiss." Quatre giggled.

"No!" and with that Wufei/Trowa ran back to his room, actually his subconscious lead him back to Trowa's room.

He locked the door and walked over to the closet, inside were rows of teal turtlenecks and white jeans. Tons of empty bottles of Super Sonic Whiplash Hair Gel were scattered along the floor. The hair gell bottles reminded Wufei/Trowa
to tie back his tornado bangs. After ten minutes of wrestling wit the hair that seemed to have a mind of its own, he gott it tied back.

"Much better, now, what should I wear? So many decisions." Wufei pulled on the clothes. "Dear Lord, these pants are riding up my butt! How in the world does this guy stand it? He even stands so straight that I feel like a ruler, you could
line paper on me!"

Suddenly a thought came to his head.

*Kablamo!*

"Where is MY body?" And now begins the extensive search for the body that had originally been Wufei's.









S_D:............cool. What wonderful elaboration! The scenes, superb, everything......dunno. Ya'll tell me.
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