Help! I'm Trapped in Wufei's Body!


One evening Trowa Barton was engaged in certain activities, when a tingling sensation shot up his spine.
"You Ok Trowa? Tee-hee you stopped, and I really liked it too!"
"Sorry, just got this odd feeling, oh well, where were we?"

After half an hour of very tiring activities, Trowa collapsed onto the bed, and Quatre wound his arms around his waist. For some odd reason Trowa's last thought before he closed his eyes was of Wufei.

(The Next Morning)

When Trowa awoke he didn't feel the warmth of Quatre next to him. He looked to the side, What the-?
When did Quatre buy "I love Nataku" bed sheets? "Guess I'll get dressed, and, these are NOT my boxers!" his voice sounded a little off key to him, and when he looked down the floor was REALLY close to his face. He also noticed that he had some really ugly toenails that were painted purple.

"Hoo boy! Was I drunk when I did that? Is this a hangover?"

When he opened the closet to get dressed he saw blue tanktops, white jackets, and white pants. He walked in and looked through the clothes, a look of confusion etched on his face. When did Quatre buy all this stuff? Oh my God! I can see!!!

Trowa begin to dance a polka repeatedly yelling, "I can see! I can see!" He stopped abruptly, But, this can't possibly be my body, I mean when I look in the mirror I resemble Wufei, oh I get it! I must be in his twin's body (what a baka.)! Trowa smiled to himself and begin to fix his now short black hair. But, the hair on Wufei's head was so stubborn that it totally refused to cooperate with Trowa and stood in the back of the head like a peacock's feathers.

"Oh, wow! I look like a showgirl, somebody, get me a leotard!" Trowa yelled as he pranced around the room, he stopped to get dress and after running into the wall a few times realized that he was in Wufei's body. He decided to search for his body after he ate some breakfast. On his way to the kitchen he saw somebody run out, but what was more shocking was that they looked nude!

Holy- that better not have been me!

Inside the kitchen a bunch of people were hanging around for no apparent reason. As he sat down and begin to butter his toast (we all now what side he butters.), he asked who had ran out.

"Oh, it was Trowa. Came in here, totally devoid (big word for Duo) of clothing," Duo explained while sitting on Heero's lap.

"Where did he go?"

"To his room, I suppose." Relena replied, shoving Duo out of Heero's lap, where he landed upside down on the floor.

"OK."

Trowa/Wufei got up and began to walk towards the direction that his body had supposedly run. Trowa/Wufei found Wufei/Trowa sitting on the porch. Wufei/Trowa stood up and ran over to Trowa/Wufei, and started kissing him all over.

"My body! Oh baby, you're here! I love you! Did that mean Trowa hurt you?"

Together, both Trowa and Wufei begin to salsa on the porch, happy to have their bodies nearby, if not back.

Wufei accidentally bumped Trowa of the porch where he landed in some mud, getting Wufei's white pants all dirty. Wufei got very pissed.

"Injustice! My pants! Let's brawl you bastard!"

(Growling, snarling, and a big cloud of dust can be seen from inside.)

Eventually, both of the boys outside quit their brawling.

"Anyway, that was fun, let's do it again sometime."
"Yeah."
"So, um, how are we going to get our bodies back?"
"Let's dance the tango and see if it helps?"
"A showgirl's dance (wondered who said that?)!'
"OK.'


S_D: As they dance showgirl style, how are they going to get their bodies back? Next time on the finale… "Help! I'm Trapped in Someone Else's Body!