Help! I'm Trapped In Someone Else's Body!


We left off when Trowa/Wufei and Wufei/Trowa were dancing like showgirls. Will
they ever get their bodies back? Will Qautre ever sleep with someone again? Will Nataku
ever get polished? Will Relena ever die?!?!?

After doing their dance Wufei and Trowa collapesed, their brans now working to figure
out how to get their bodies back.

"We have to find a way. I feel sick being so tall!" Wufei cried in frustration.

"Well, let's think about it, did anything happen last night that was, I dunno, odd?"

"Yeah, I was extremely constipated, must've been those beans."

"Oh, besides that!" Trowa said in exasperation.

"I got a funny feeling in my spine."

"Me too. What time?"

"About 10:30"

"Ok, so at 10:30, you do whatever I was doing and I'll do whatever you were doing at
that time last night. Maybe we will change."

"Hey, Trowa.... what exactly were you doing at that time?"

"Playing with Quatre....hehhehheh."

"Urk."

"What were you doing?"

"Polishing Nataku."

"You actually polish your...um...you know?"

"No! My Gundam you idiot! (We believe you Wufei *sarcastic*)"

"Oh, Ok."

Both of them left to do what they needed, though Trowa left looking comfortable,
Wufei had a twitch in his leg as he though about Quatre, a bed, and him. He walked away
to the bedroom looking like a pirate.
(That evening at 10:30.)

"Oh Lord, Trowa! I didn't know you could do that! Ungh.... that felt nice. Harder!
Whose your daddy?! Say my name, bitch! Or feel my whip!" Quatre could be heard
saying.
(Outside.)

"Maybe I should repaint Wufei's Gundam, a nice purple should do it. I'll do that after I
finish polishing it."

Trowa polished and Wufei, um, played. Both wishing that they could be normal again.
Around 10:45, as Trowa had one leg of the Gundam painted (what a fast worker!), and
Wufei had both of Quatre's legs spread. A tingly sensation went up their spines. A
sudden flash of light appeared.

It had worked! They were normal again. Oh, happy joy! Quatre had his real bitch
(errm...) back, and Nataku had his lust owner back(yah). And all was happy, or was it?

The End


S_D: average disclaimer, forgot to put it earlier. I don't own anythign except my nice
bitches that are chained up in my room. Feel the crack of my whip....

Trowa: Too much info S_D.

S_D: Oops.....