*****************************MEANWHILE***************************
Death was halfway through the PlayBone special article on the porn star Traci
Bones when his flight was called. He packed the magazine in his shirt pocket and headed
towards the loading ramp. As he handed the ticket to the girl collecting them he smiled
and she fainted dead away also. He shrugged and dropped the ticket on her as he floated
past and onto the plane. He settled in his seat and relaxed, taking in his surroundings.
Comfy, he thought, better than the chair's in Dracy-poo's Rec Room. They're all
worn out from him using them to watch videos. A plant woulda been nice, maybe even a
rat, Death thought, but no... he's gotta get a vcr, tv, and furniture. And those damned
videos too. They're even too much to curse an enemy to watch. Death shuddered thinking
about the videos. The list included: Teletubbies, Hanson Live, Backstreet boys, Barney,
and the Amazing Bible Series. He shuddered again when he thought of the last trip out
for clothes. Hanson shirts, baby-tee's and a blue sparkly speedo.
As he scrunched down into the seat, enjoying it's 'newness' he watched the safety
video.
"In the event of a water landing..."the video droned on.
"Basically you crash into the water and make me do more work..."Death mumbled
to himself earning strange looks from the surrounding passengers. He just grin/leered
back at them and they turned away quickly. The parents mumbling things to their children
about 'strange diseases' 'leprosy' and 'that's what happens if you don't eat your
vegetables.' He turned back to the small video screen and turned it off with a grunt.
Death smiled to himself and then removed a pair of Raybone sunglasses and put them on
and lay back in the seat to sleep. He wanted to be well rested for his upcoming activies,
getting a tan, chasing girls, relaxing, chasing girls, spending some 'me time', chasing girls,
and other...um... slightly unmentionable activities. Did I mention chasing down the girls?
*******************************MEANWHILE****************************
Alucard and Dracy-poo walked into the airport, Dracy-poo ordering around the
zombies carrying his matched set of floral print luggage that was loaded down with
speedos, sunblock, and other unmentionables. (^_^) (Even I don't want to know what's
in that luggage....::shudders::)
They walked up to the counter and Dracy-poo asked,"Did a large, bony, man, er,
skeleton float in here mumbling about a vacation?"
The girl answered politely. "Yes. He bought a ticket to the Bahamas."
Dracy-poo grinned at her and then said,"I'd like 2 tickets there also.. My.. that's a
lovely vest you've got on. It soo matches my pretty luggage." He grinned again and with
a scared look in her eye the girl handed him the 2 tickets, accepted the money, and then
removed her vest and handed it to him.
"Here.. Just take it. I don't want to know.." She mumbled as she watched him
smile gleefully as he accepted the 'pretty vest.' Alucard just hung his head and tried hard
not to run in fear, shame, and embarassment.
He grabbed Dracy-poo's arm and drug him along saying,"Come on..."
The next thing the startled salesgirl knew, her vest flew through the air and landed
on her head.
"The colors don't exactly match the luggage,"Dracy-poo shouted with a grin as he
boarded the plane. Again, Alucard just sighed and shook his head.
"Sometimes I wish he was the bloodthirsty tyrant he used to be,"Alucard thought
as he seated himself in the first class part of the plane,"At least I could deal with that."
As Dracy-poo watched the same safety video Death had seen he giggled and his
eyes lit up like that of a rabid school girl meeting one of those 'boy bands.'(::shudders::)
Alucard on the other hand watched in interest and then in horror as the plane on the video
seemed to convulse, spin, and then plunge into the water, exploding on contact. He
smirked as he thought,"Well.. That's one way to get your passengers to trust you..
really..."
As the plane was preparing for take off Dracy-poo was oogling some of the
different candies that were available for the inflight meal.
"Ooooh I just can't decide what to have..." he squealed with the delight and
enthusiasm of a three year old on a sugar high. At this point Alucard made a strangled cry
and lept from his seat as the stewardess was closing the door.
"NOOOO Let me off this plane. I'm sick of him and his insanity...." He lept at the
door, pushing at it as the stewardess gave him a strange look and made a motion for two
of the other stewardess's to grab him. Dragging him back to his seat as he, while still
acting somewhat elegantly, kicked and screamed to get away from Dracy-poo and his...
umm... er.... lifestyle.
"NOOOO,"he howled,"I just want to be free!"
Dracy-poo was giggling as he watched Alucard's futile attempts at escape. Once
they had strapped him in his chair though they took off so there was no escape. The last
things that could be heard were Alucard's frustrated attempts to at least sit far away from
the one being he feared anymore. He didn't fear him in the sense of power and the like no,
he feared what happened when he got excited. When the gleam of a school girl meeting a
boy band entered his eyes and he began on his long tirade of outfits, makeup, and oh dear
sweet howie's voice. It was frightening, quite frightening especially the days when he
insisted it was, 'that time of the month.' Alucard never did quite understand how that
came about. Dracy-poo knew he was male, at least by appearance physically, so how
could he have a 'that time of the month' time? However he did it, he found a way which
just frightened Alucard all the more.
As the plane was on it's way to the Bahamas, following about 3 hours after Death
had left, it ran into some turbulence which made Dracy-poo cling to Alucard's head
tightly. His hands were clamped over Alucard's eyes and he was sobbing and screaming
bloody murder.
"OIIIII I don't wanna dieeee wahhhhhh,"Dracy-poo wailed,"I've only been an
undead vampire lord for a few centuries! WAHHHHH!"
He let out an ear piercing wail just then as the plane righted itself and as everyone
else looked on at him as he still screamed on and on even though the turbulence was over.
"Acck,"Alucard tried to mumble but the arm wrapped around his throat wasn't
allowing any leeway to talk.
"Le..t... go...." he managed to utter and somehow over his screaming fit
Dracy-poo heard him.
"Oh...oops. Heh heh.."he started as he gave a sheepish grin,"Sorry, my bad."
With that he climbed back into his seat by the window and began casually looking
out it, ignoring Alucard's efforts to breathe a bit easier again.
"Watch the death grip next time,"Alucard muttered as he rubbed his hands around
his throat making sure his windpipe was intact.
"Jeeze,"he muttered again, still checking to make sure he'd survived his father's
latest attack.
Death was halfway through the PlayBone special article on the porn star Traci
Bones when his flight was called. He packed the magazine in his shirt pocket and headed
towards the loading ramp. As he handed the ticket to the girl collecting them he smiled
and she fainted dead away also. He shrugged and dropped the ticket on her as he floated
past and onto the plane. He settled in his seat and relaxed, taking in his surroundings.
Comfy, he thought, better than the chair's in Dracy-poo's Rec Room. They're all
worn out from him using them to watch videos. A plant woulda been nice, maybe even a
rat, Death thought, but no... he's gotta get a vcr, tv, and furniture. And those damned
videos too. They're even too much to curse an enemy to watch. Death shuddered thinking
about the videos. The list included: Teletubbies, Hanson Live, Backstreet boys, Barney,
and the Amazing Bible Series. He shuddered again when he thought of the last trip out
for clothes. Hanson shirts, baby-tee's and a blue sparkly speedo.
As he scrunched down into the seat, enjoying it's 'newness' he watched the safety
video.
"In the event of a water landing..."the video droned on.
"Basically you crash into the water and make me do more work..."Death mumbled
to himself earning strange looks from the surrounding passengers. He just grin/leered
back at them and they turned away quickly. The parents mumbling things to their children
about 'strange diseases' 'leprosy' and 'that's what happens if you don't eat your
vegetables.' He turned back to the small video screen and turned it off with a grunt.
Death smiled to himself and then removed a pair of Raybone sunglasses and put them on
and lay back in the seat to sleep. He wanted to be well rested for his upcoming activies,
getting a tan, chasing girls, relaxing, chasing girls, spending some 'me time', chasing girls,
and other...um... slightly unmentionable activities. Did I mention chasing down the girls?
*******************************MEANWHILE****************************
Alucard and Dracy-poo walked into the airport, Dracy-poo ordering around the
zombies carrying his matched set of floral print luggage that was loaded down with
speedos, sunblock, and other unmentionables. (^_^) (Even I don't want to know what's
in that luggage....::shudders::)
They walked up to the counter and Dracy-poo asked,"Did a large, bony, man, er,
skeleton float in here mumbling about a vacation?"
The girl answered politely. "Yes. He bought a ticket to the Bahamas."
Dracy-poo grinned at her and then said,"I'd like 2 tickets there also.. My.. that's a
lovely vest you've got on. It soo matches my pretty luggage." He grinned again and with
a scared look in her eye the girl handed him the 2 tickets, accepted the money, and then
removed her vest and handed it to him.
"Here.. Just take it. I don't want to know.." She mumbled as she watched him
smile gleefully as he accepted the 'pretty vest.' Alucard just hung his head and tried hard
not to run in fear, shame, and embarassment.
He grabbed Dracy-poo's arm and drug him along saying,"Come on..."
The next thing the startled salesgirl knew, her vest flew through the air and landed
on her head.
"The colors don't exactly match the luggage,"Dracy-poo shouted with a grin as he
boarded the plane. Again, Alucard just sighed and shook his head.
"Sometimes I wish he was the bloodthirsty tyrant he used to be,"Alucard thought
as he seated himself in the first class part of the plane,"At least I could deal with that."
As Dracy-poo watched the same safety video Death had seen he giggled and his
eyes lit up like that of a rabid school girl meeting one of those 'boy bands.'(::shudders::)
Alucard on the other hand watched in interest and then in horror as the plane on the video
seemed to convulse, spin, and then plunge into the water, exploding on contact. He
smirked as he thought,"Well.. That's one way to get your passengers to trust you..
really..."
As the plane was preparing for take off Dracy-poo was oogling some of the
different candies that were available for the inflight meal.
"Ooooh I just can't decide what to have..." he squealed with the delight and
enthusiasm of a three year old on a sugar high. At this point Alucard made a strangled cry
and lept from his seat as the stewardess was closing the door.
"NOOOO Let me off this plane. I'm sick of him and his insanity...." He lept at the
door, pushing at it as the stewardess gave him a strange look and made a motion for two
of the other stewardess's to grab him. Dragging him back to his seat as he, while still
acting somewhat elegantly, kicked and screamed to get away from Dracy-poo and his...
umm... er.... lifestyle.
"NOOOO,"he howled,"I just want to be free!"
Dracy-poo was giggling as he watched Alucard's futile attempts at escape. Once
they had strapped him in his chair though they took off so there was no escape. The last
things that could be heard were Alucard's frustrated attempts to at least sit far away from
the one being he feared anymore. He didn't fear him in the sense of power and the like no,
he feared what happened when he got excited. When the gleam of a school girl meeting a
boy band entered his eyes and he began on his long tirade of outfits, makeup, and oh dear
sweet howie's voice. It was frightening, quite frightening especially the days when he
insisted it was, 'that time of the month.' Alucard never did quite understand how that
came about. Dracy-poo knew he was male, at least by appearance physically, so how
could he have a 'that time of the month' time? However he did it, he found a way which
just frightened Alucard all the more.
As the plane was on it's way to the Bahamas, following about 3 hours after Death
had left, it ran into some turbulence which made Dracy-poo cling to Alucard's head
tightly. His hands were clamped over Alucard's eyes and he was sobbing and screaming
bloody murder.
"OIIIII I don't wanna dieeee wahhhhhh,"Dracy-poo wailed,"I've only been an
undead vampire lord for a few centuries! WAHHHHH!"
He let out an ear piercing wail just then as the plane righted itself and as everyone
else looked on at him as he still screamed on and on even though the turbulence was over.
"Acck,"Alucard tried to mumble but the arm wrapped around his throat wasn't
allowing any leeway to talk.
"Le..t... go...." he managed to utter and somehow over his screaming fit
Dracy-poo heard him.
"Oh...oops. Heh heh.."he started as he gave a sheepish grin,"Sorry, my bad."
With that he climbed back into his seat by the window and began casually looking
out it, ignoring Alucard's efforts to breathe a bit easier again.
"Watch the death grip next time,"Alucard muttered as he rubbed his hands around
his throat making sure his windpipe was intact.
"Jeeze,"he muttered again, still checking to make sure he'd survived his father's
latest attack.