A/N : Okay, I must've been bored. Here, along with a few explanations, are some of the characters of 'Harry Potter' lined up with the candies (Muggle) that match them up the best. If anyone can think up better suggestions, please post them on the reviews . . . if you think I deserve any that is . . .

Draco Malfoy = Snickers
Hermione Granger = Nerds
Ron = Gummi Worms (as opposed to slugs)
Harry = Shock Tarts (lightning bolts on the package; how could I resist?)
Moony, Padfoot, & Prongs = Three Musketeers
McGonagall = Animal Crackers (I love her, but seriously, she's obsessed with turning things into animals.)
Dumbledore = Nutrageous (because he just is)
Crabbe & Goyle = Jawbreakers (because they sure will)
Lucius = Payday
Dobby = Pixie Sticks
Snape = Sour Apple lollipops
Vernon = Warheads
Petunia = Anice Licorice (I hate anice licorice . . .)
Dudley = Jumbo Marshmallows (He's got both the shape and IQ of them)
Professor Trelawney = Mars Bar (reminds her of home perhaps? . . .)
Fred & George = Twix (can't tell one from the other and they almost always stick together)
Neville = Kit Kat (the jingle has the word 'break' in it. Yes that was mean, sorry . . .)
Peeves = Skittles or M & M's (He can throw them by the handfuls, spit them at students like a machine gun, scatter them all over the floor so Filch slips on them - the possibilities are endless!)
Hagrid = Brite Crawlers (You guess why.)
Voldemort = Pez (with a snake-shaped dispenser of course)
Pansy Parkinson = Cotton Candy (well, it's pink . . . :shrugs:)
Lavender Brown = Strawberry twizzlers
Parvati = Bubble-gum
Ginny = Chocolate-covered cherries
Filch = Raisins (I almost said prunes . . .)
Mrs. Weasely = Chocolate-chip cookies (doesn't she just seem the type?)
Mr. Weasely = Whatchamacallit
Percy = Oatmeal cookies
Fleur = Chocolate Croissant
Dean = Whoppers
Seamus = Reeses Pieces
Fudge = Vanilla
Mr. Crouch = Almond Joy
Wormtail = Jerks (Wonka factory)
Bloody Baron = Gushers (yeah, it's not a pleasant mental image, I know) :P
Gilderoy Lockhart = Mentos (the freshmaker) -- thanks to my b/f for that suggestion!


The End of My Insanity . . . perhaps.




All characters belong to J.K Rowling and the candies belong to the candy companies until I buy them an eat em'! Yumyumyumyum! Um . . . er . . . the candies that is, not the characters. :P