Yes, it's time for NES again. I got more feedback from "Forever" than I've got from any other fic… So, you're gonna switch to the AAML stories? Nah, I would feel like a huge sell-out… I mean, I love getting reviews, but I'm not gonna start writing my stories thinking what would give me most feedback. I guess that's a giood thing… Of course it is! You're touchy… Ok, just tell me what's bothering you. *muttering* Nothing. Yeah, I believe you… *sigh* It just annoyes me like hell, when people give me notes about my misspellings. I, for cry out loud, know I suck at English, I need to be told then hundred times. Um, so let me get this straight… People saying: "I hate you" or "You suck" don't bother? *thinks for a moment* No, not really. They have right to their own opinion. Hey, why don't we talk about your twisted personality somewhere off screen and let people read on?
NES: part 004
Ash, Misty and Blizzard happen to pass by the red haired man again.
The man: Take some brownies! Relax and enjoy your life...
Misty: No thank you.
Blizzard:*hopefully* You don't happen to have anything that would... um, undo the effect of those brownies?
The man: Why would anyone wanna undo the effect? Once you eat them you feel free. Take one.
Blizzard: No thanks.
The man: Well, how about a cigarette?*offers them a box of cigarettes*
Ash: Hey, cool! I'll take one.
Misty:*yelling* NO! You won't take any!!
Ash: That's unfair...
Blizzard: Hmm... Wind's not around... I'll try one*takes a cigarette*
Misty: WHAT?!?
Blizzard: It's not like she'd let me try*lights the cigarette* Wow, these are weird...
Misty: You'll drop it right now young man!
Blizzard: You're not my mother. And not my sister either, thank goodness.
Ash: Will you let me try?
Blizzard: No. You're underaged.
Ash: So are you!
Blizzard: Yes, but your more underaged.
Misty: Enough of this stupid converstation!*takes out her mallet* Now the cigarette goes or...
Blizzard: Sure. What ever you say.*watchs Misty put down her mallet and let's out a small sigh of relief*
Misty: Let's go somewhere else. We probably should check how Brock doing with Wind...
Blizzard: I'm not really intrested. Why don't you go and...
Misty:*most annoyed* You're coming with us!!!!
Blizzard:*defeated* Right...
In the park, Brock is having some sorta problems.
Brock: Um, Wind? Wind, what are you doing?!
Wind:*kissing his neck* Oh, just trying to show you how much I missed you...
Brock: Er, that's great, but you really shouldn't...
Wind: But I must!*kisses him to lips, deep*
Brock:*pushes her off* No, really, you shouldn't.
Wind: Why?
Brock: Cause... emm... this is a public place and...
Wind:*waves her hand* That doesn't matter.*moves to sit on Brock's lap**running her fingers up and down his chest* Sooooo, what do you wanna do...?
Brock:*sweatdropping* I'd like... I'd very much like to... to... go and see what kind of pokémon breeding stuff they're selling here. Yeah, that's it. Go and find some breeder stuff.
Wind: Don't be boring! Hmm... is it just me or is it getting hot in here?*starts to remove her T-shirt*
Brock:*grabs her arms quickly* You're imagining. It's actually awfully cold.
Wind:*puzzeled* It is? Oh well... in that case we should find a nice warm place where we can be alone...*starts kissing him again*
Brock:*muttering between kisses* Alone? You're... sure.. that's a.. good idea?
Wind:*nods smiling* Uh-huh...
Lani and Mondo are trying to find something to entertain them in Lani's room. Well, not that they needed to try very hard. Lani happened to have Nintendo, so they occupied themselves for quite some time playing Mario Cart. But no matter how fascinating a game is, you really can't focus on it eternity.
Mondo: How come you always win?
Lani: Have practised a lot.
Mondo: I can't keep this stupid car on the track... Great going Mario! Straight into the hot lava...
Lani: You want to do something else?
Mondo:*putting down the controller* Well... I can think of something were we both could be winners...
Lani: Oh, is that so?*clibs on the bed next to Mondo* What's that?
Mondo:*placing his hands around her hips* It's starts somewhat like this...*kisses Lani's neck*
Lani: Does it continue this way?*moves Mondo's head so she can kiss him to the lips*
Mondo: Yeah... that's one way to go...
A voice:(o/s)Is someone here?
Mondo and Lani hurriedly brake up.
Lani: I'm here!
Mondo:*little worried* Your parents?
Lani: At least sounds like that...
Mondo: Eh, maybe you should go and say hi to them or something...
Lani:*getting up* Lets go, then.
Mondo: I was thinking that perhaps I should wait here...
Lani: Oh, c'mon! They won't bite you.
Ned was walking around the festival, keeping quite near the lemonade place. The girl there, Sara, had told him to stay near by till her shift was over. Ned happened to pass by the brownies.
The man: Hey, boy... Why don't you take some brownies.
Ned: No thaaaanks. They wouuuuld be terrible for myyyy skin.
The man: But they're really good. Lotsa chocolate in them and...
Ned: I saiiiiid nooo.*thinks of something* Aaaactually, I couuuld buy oneee box.*thinking* As far as I remember, Lani likes chocolate, I can give it to her.
The man: Oh, I don't need money. Just take a box. You want a cigarette as well?
Ned: Goooood, noooo! Do youuuu have any ideaaaa what smoking does to youuuur skiiiin and nails and haiiiiir?
The man: Whatever...
Saraphina walks to them.
Saraphina: Ok, I'm ready to show you around.
Ned: Goooood. I think.
Saraphina:*notices the box of brownies* For me? You shouldn't have... Thanks!
Ned: Reaaaally, they were for myyyy paaaartner...
Saraphina: Partner?
Ned: Yeaaah... we work togetheeeer and I thouuught sheee...
Saraphina: She?
Ned: Looook, nothing like thaaat. First, she's noooot my styleee and second, our booooss wouuuld kill us if anythiiiing happeneeeed....
Speaking of making Giovanni angry, Jessie and James were on the way. James had his arms around Jessie's waist and he was staring at her with big puppy dog eyes.
Jessie: James, please. Not now!
James: You're so beautiful Jess...
Jessie: Yes, I know I am. But still...
James: I could live just watching your perfection...
Meowth: Stop dat!!! You're not gonna touch each other for da rest of da day!
James: That's impossible! I can't... Aaaargh!*gets Fury Swiped across the face*
Meowth: Me can't belive you were stupid enough to eat dat stuff. Not after everything that happened last time...
Jessie: We didn't eat any of them last time.
Meowth: You sure acted like you had!! Now, we steal some rare pokémons... *screaming*James, hands off her!!!!
Misty, Ash and Blizzard arrive at the park.
Blizzard: Uh where are they? We left them right there.*points to an empty bench*
Misty:*panicking* What if something happened to them?!
Ash: Like what? Got run over by a truck?
Blizzard: There are no trucks around here.
Ash: Good point.
Misty: Okay, where could've they gone?
Blizzard: You said that the brownies had some sort of effect on people.
Misty: Yeah..*realizing* Oh my.. Brock is always after a girl.. and now that Wind is high and acting like she is.. Oh my..
Blizzard: If you're thinking what I'm thinking..
Misty: I thinking that we're thinking the same thing.
Blizzard: Okay.. where would we go if we wanted some privacy to.. y'know.. not that I'd want to do any of that stuff with you..
Misty: Good cuz I don't want to do it with you either.
Blizzard: At least we agree on something. Now.. let's go check out the hotels and motels and stuff.. no wait, there aren't any..
Misty: What are we going to do?!
Lani runs down the stairs, with Mondo calmly walking behind her. Lani rushes into the kitchen.
Lani: Mom! Dad! Cherry!
Cherry rushes to hug Lani. Lani picks up the three year old into her arms and gives her a big hug.
Lani: Hi there Cherry. What have you been up to?
Cherry:*smiles* Nothing.. Now come and play Barbies!
Lani: Not now.*puts Cherry down* Maybe later.
Cherry: Okay.. *runs out of the kitchen and up the stairs*
Lani's mom: Lani! You're home!*big hug*
Lani: Yes, Mom. I'm home. But not for long. I'm on a mission..
Lani's dad: Mission?
Lani: Yes, Dad. A mission. I'm in Team Rocket, remember?
Lani's dad: Right right.. So, when did you get in?
Lani: Oh not that long ago. Giovanni made things speed up a bit more. Usually it takes for ages until someone gets in.
Lani's mom: Oh right.. So is that your new partner?*looks at Mondo*
Lani:*turns around and back* No.. that's not Ned.*pulls Mondo by the sleeve* This is Mondo.
Lani's dad:*raises his eyebrows* Ned? Mondo? Your partner is a boy?
Lani:*rolls her eyes* Duh! There's Jessie and James, Butch and Cassidy, Ed and Kelly, and now me and Ned.
Lani's dad: Uh-huh..*to Mondo* So, if you're not my daughter's partner, who are you?
Mondo: I'm Mondo, the assistant of Jessie and James.
Lani's dad: And how are you connected to my daughter?
Lani:*quickly* I was also Jessie's and James's assistant before I became a full member. That's how we met.
The front door slams.
Saraphina:(o/s) I'm home!
Lani's mom: We're in the kitchen!
Saraphina:*appearing at the doorway* Hi y'all.
Lani: Hi. Where've you been?
Saraphina: Work.
Lani:*surprised* You work?
Saraphina: Yes, I work. I'm bored and I want money. Dad gives it out too easily..*shrugs* I wanna feel like I earned it..
Lani:*nodding* Right..*to her parents* Okay, well great to see you again, but we're gonna go up now.
Lani's mom: Alright, dinner's ready at seven!
Lani: Okay.*is about to go up the stairs when she suddenly stops*
Mondo:*crashing into her* What is it?
Lani:*stares open-mouthed at the figure that's standing next to the front door holding a red heartshaped box* What are you doing here?
Saraphina:*coming out of the kitchen* Oh, that's Ned. I met him today at the café.
Ned: Niiiiice to seeeee youuuuu toooo Laaaani.
Saraphina:*looks at Lani and Ned in turn* You two know each other?
Lani: Yeah.. he's my partner..
Lani's dad:(o/s) Who's your partner?
Saraphina: The man on the moon! Who'd you think?! The guy standing in the foyer.
Lani's dad:*coming form the kitchen* Nice to meet you
Ned.*extends his hand*
Ned:*shakes it* Youuuuu toooo.
Lani's dad:*whispering to Lani* Why does he talk like that?
Lani: I have no idea..*pulls Mondo's sleeve* Let's go.
Mondo: Gladly.
They rush up the stairs.
Jessie and James and Meowth went to the park. They see Blizzard, Misty and Ash standing around looking very worried.
Jessie: I wonder why they're so down.
Meowth: Who cares? We got our problems!
Jessie:*sits James down onto a bench* James, sit here. And DON'T move!
James: Okay, Jessie. My beautiful Jessie..
Jessie:*ignoring James* So, how long do we have to wait until this wears off?
Meowth: Me don't know. But da Boss id gonna kill us if he finds out..
Jessie:*moaning* I know, I know.. And where is that darned Mondo?!
Meowth: Meowth does not know!
Jessie:*grumbling* Probably somewhere with Lani..
Meowth: Lani?
Jessie: Yes, Lani. I saw Ned walking around with another girl, so Lani must be with Mondo..
Meowth: Why didn't you tell Meowth dat?! We go look for dem!
Jessie: Oh what's the use?
Ash, Misty and Blizzard are trying to figure out a place to people with desire for privacy would go.
Misty: You think they went back to your place?
Blizzard: It takes half an hour, I don't think they have patience for that...
Ash: If someone give them a ride with car?
Misty: Like who?
Voice:(o/s) Well, if it isn't Ash the looser!
They spun around to see who it is.
Ash: Gary!
Misty: What are you doing here?
Gary: Great pokémon festivals. Where else would a great pokémon trainer be? More like, what are you doing here. It's not like you were any good as a trainer...
Ash: Hey!!!
Blizzard: Gary. You have a car, don't you?
Gary: Sure. What are you doing hanging around with these losers? I thought you had some style.
Misty: You two know each other?!
Ash: Well, Wind said she knew Gary...
Gary: Oh, yeah, your sister. I saw her about fifteen minutes a go.
Blizzard: Where?!
Gary: She was with that guy who travels around with Ash. They wanted to get back to Midsummer town.
Misty: And...?
Gary:*shugs* I told one of girls to give them a ride. I may not like your sis that much, but I have nothing against her either.
Blizzard:*yelling* You helped them get into our house?! And they left fifteen minutes ago?!
Misty: That means they are already there...
Gary:*questioning eyebrow* What's the big deal?
Blizzard: We need a ride to Midsummer and fast!!*speed off*
Misty: Bliz, wait!*runs after him, grabbing Ash with her*
Gary: Hey! I'm coming too! I wanna know what's going on!!*runs after them*
In a red two floored house in Midsummer town, Brock is sitting on sofa downstairs. Wind had went up to change her clothes. Brock was feeling a bit restless. The girl was beeing quite high and as much as he felt tempted enjoying the situation, something told him it wouldn't be right. He heard steps and turned around to see who it was. Wind walked down the stairs wearing bathrope. Brock let out a small sigh of relief. Wind walked up to him and sat on his laps.
Wind:*kissing him* Missed me?
Brock: Um, sure.
Wind:*giggling* You wanna hear a secret?
Brock:*can't see any harm in this* Ok.
Wind:*leans over so that her lips touch his ear* I don't have anything under this.
Brock:*getting very red* What?!
Wind: You wanna see?*starts undoing her belt*
Brock:*quickly* No, really, keep it on, please...
Wind:*looking desapointed* You don't wanna see me?
Brock: Of course I do...
Wind:*smiles happily* Great.*undoes her belt*
Brock:*shuts his eyes* Put it back on!
Wind:*wrapping her arms around his neck* You really want me to do that...?
Brock: No. I mean yes. I... uh...
Wind: Oh, c'mon. Think about all the fun we can have...*starts kissing him*
Brock:*muttering* Yes... fun...
Giovanni squinted. The day light was very bright to his eyes, for he was used sitting inside that shadowy room. He looked at his clock. She was late. Of course she was, she was always. First she made him come to these stupid festivals and now she was late. Later that evening they were supposed to have dinner with her family. Family dinner, fantastic. Giovanni was thinking, once again, why the hell did he do all this and for that woman?
Lani and Mondo are sitting in Lani's room.
Lani: It wasn't that bad, now was it?
Mondo: Well, your father didn't eat me, so no, I quess not. Of course, there's that fact that we didn't tell we're dating...
Lani: Yeah, well...
Mondo: You know, you don't seem to be too thrilled by the idea of telling people I'm your boyfriend. Are you ashamed of me or something? 'Cause I think I have the right to know...
Lani: Hey! It's not like you told them anything about us either!
Mondo: They're your parents!
Lani: I just thought you might not want to spread it all over the world! Excuse me for that!
Mondo: So, you're not ashamed of me? And you don't want to hide the fact we're dating?
Lani: No! Look, if it's that important to you, we can go there right now and...
Mondo: Really, that won't be necessary. They really don't need to know...
Lani:*shaking her head* I really don't get you sometimes...
Mondo leans over and kisses her.
Sarphina:(o/s) Oh please! Get a room...
Mondo:*grinning* But we already have one...
Lani: This! Now get out!*throws a pillow at Sara*
Saraphina: Going! Just thought to bring you some brownies.
Lani: You brought brownies?
Saraphina: No, actually Ned did. But he can't eat them, or so he says.
Lani: Oh, he can't eat them, alright. He gets a horrible rash out of chocolate. Not a pretty sight. Believe me, I've seen.
Saraphina: Whatever. Here's your part. If you're not gonna eat them, though, I can.
Mondo: I think we'll eat them. Put them on the floor or something, ok?
Lani: And if that's all, feel free to give us some privasy!
To Be Continue…
And now people, time for the voting! Since Ned seems to become deeply hated, very fast, we decided it's time to do something about it. When/if you review, you can also cast your vote wether Ned should face a horrible death or live on annoying people. Plus if you go to the "rot in hell" option, you can also give us your wish about the cause of death. We're waiting for the results most intrested! You can also vote by phone, that is, if you know our numbers… or e-mail goes as well. Start voting!