This part is about twise as long as usual parts. It's as long as parts of FI(AH) were. Anywayz, the reason why, is… 'cause it's my birthday! Yay! Hope you enjoy this! And now, we proudly present…
NES: part 009
Annouser: Aaaaaand the next match is starting! It seems to be Venosaur against Squirtle. We're willing to take your bets. You can win lotsa cash, I'm sure I will… Tra-la-laa…
Both Ash and Bliz give a weird look towards the annoucer.
Announcer: Erm, right. You both know the rules. Feel free to start whenever you want! Now, where did I put that box of brownies…
Blizzard: Ok, he's out. Not that we need him for anything really…
Ash: So, what are we waiting for?!
Blizzard: Venosaur, solar beam!
Ash: Whaa?! Hey no fair! You didn't say we started all ready.
Blizzard: I said "we start" about five minutes ago.
Ash mutters something that cannot be heard. Squirtle is giving his master pretty conserned looks, 'cause no orders are heard and that scary big Venosaur is going to release solarbeam any moment…
Blizzard: Oh boy, this is going to be easier than I thought…
Ash snaps out of his state(which was pretty much trying to come up with as many dirty names for Bliz as possible), when poor Squirtle let's out a cry as the solar beam hits it.
Ash: Right, the match… Squirtle, use your watergun!
Blizzard: Water gun? Puh-leez, that's almost pathetic. Plant types don't mind water.*shaking his head*. You really don't have any idea of tactics, do you?
Ash: You just wait and see! *thinking* Ok, water gun didn't do it… What else can squirtle do?
Blizzard: Venosaur, hit again! This match is almost finished.
Ash: Uh… Squirtle, bodyslam!
Blizzard: That little thing? Against a venosaur?!*drops to his knees, hitting is fists to the ground and laughing his head of* This is almost too easy… *freezes on his place as squirtle hits venosaur, sending it to the happy-happy- land* Wha- what? Venosaur fainted? Can't be, can't be! This is not logical, this is so not logical…
Ash:*jumping up and down* I won, I won, I won…
Blizzard:*still kneeling on the ground* This is so… so… I don't know what this is, but it's…
Annoucer: Aaaaand, the winner is that cute lil' purple charmander! Uuuuh, I want some more brownies…
Bliz's mobile starts ringing again. This time, he picks it up.
Blizzard:*quite angry* What now?!? … Oh, nothing wrong… NO!! I'm not in a bad mood… Fine, we'll come over, yeah, yeah…*shuts the phone*
He walks to Ash, who is still celebrating the victory, grabs the younger boy by collar and starts dragging him away from the battle field.
Ash: Hey! What are you doing?!
Blizzard: We're going over to Lani's.
Ash: Isn't she in Team Rocket?
Blizzard: Yes.
Ash: Then this is just another sheme by Jessie&James to capture my Pikachu!
Blizzard: Stop being paranoied! Now, get moving!
Ash:*glares at Bliz* You're just a shore loser…*follows him anyway*
In Lani's room. It's getting a bit crowded in there. Ned is sitting on the couch, so are Misty and Brock. Wind is sitting on Brocks lap. Blizzard is trying not to be sick and is sitting on the bed with Lani who is worrying about Mondo. Trey and Ash are standing around looking bored.
Lani:*sighs* I wish he would wake up already..*looks at Mondo*
Saraphina enters the room.
Saraphina:*to Lani* We have a problem. Celine and
Giovanni are here in ten minutes!
Lani: Uh-oh.. Okay.. umm.. now what?!
Saraphina: I don't know! But we have to do something and fast!
Lani: And Giovanni can't find out that Mondo and I are dating! Otherwise I'll be thrown out from Team Rocket so will he. And that we so do not want.
Trey: Well, we could stay up here and be very very quiet. They won't know a thing.
Wind: We could do that..
Lani: Would it work? Do you guys promise to be extremely quiet?
Misty: I cross my heart and hope to die.
Saraphina: They'll be fine.
Lani: Oh, alright.. but now I have to change. We have to be dressed up right?
Saraphina: That's what mom said..
Lani: Okay.. well.. I'll go pick something out and then go to the shower to change so you guys don't have to go away..
Lani goes to her closet and takes out a fancy dress.
Blizzard: Wow.
Misty: That's really pretty..
Lani: Thanks, but I gotta go now..
Lani goes to the shower.
A boy and a girl were walking down the streets of WestEnd Town. They looked rather normal, nothing drawing attention to them. Well, nothing except the big red R's printed on their shirts. The boy had black uniform, deep violet eyes and purple colored long hair, pulled to a ponytail. He was little taller than the girl. The girl had greyish eyes and fire red hair, cut very short. She was, of course, wearing Team Rocket's trade mark uniform, meaning almost too short skirt line.
The boy: Are you this is good idea, Kelly?
Kelly(the girl): Naturally. I came up with it!
The boy:*muttering* That's what worries me…
Kelly: Oh, c'mon Ed! It will be fun.
Ed (the boy): Fun for who?
Kelly: Look, I know your not too thrilled, but…
Ed: Yeah, yeah. I just wanna know if your absolutely sure this is a good idea.
Kelly: What are you so worried about?
Ed: You need to ask? For the first, the Boss finding out we're not compliting the mission he gave us…
Kelly: How could he find out about that!
Ed: Second, we're in risk of meeting my dearest brother…
Kelly: Njah, that's not too likely. Plus as unpleasant as that would be, it still isn't dangerous at all.
Ed: And third, we're not sure this is the right place, nor that she will be here.
Kelly: Look, she lives here. I'm sure she'll be around, since it's the festival and all.
Ed: Ok, if you say so…*fishes a cigarette out of his pocket and is about to light it*
Kelly:*noticing that* Hey! Where did you get that?!
Ed: From these festivals. A really nice man was giving them away for free.
Kelly: We agreed you'd stop that! Smoking is a bad habit.
Ed: So is stealing.
Kelly: That's a different issue.
Ed: Not really. What we do for profession is forbidden, so why can't I do something that is lot more exceptable?
Kelly:*caugh* 'Cause we made a deal!*wipes the cigarette from Ed and throws it to ground**angry* Now follow me!*storms off*
Ed: Whatever…*runs after Kelly*
Lani and Saraphina had gotten themselves all dressed up. They have done their make up and hair and… well, you know, all the things a lady needs to do for a fancy dinner.
Lani:*modeling for them* So, what do you think?
Wind: You look fine, as always.
Lani: That wasn't too convinsing…
Ash: I can't see why it is so important for girls to dress up.
Misty: Yes, Ash, we know you can't. Lani, you look absolutely great!
Lani: Good.
Blizzard:*sniffing the air* Say… there's a weird smell in here…
Misty: Yeah…*moves closer to Lani* I think it's your hair… Uh, you really should use some other shampoo.
Lani:*between her teeth, giving Sara&Ned angry look* It's not the shampoo.
Saraphina: Eh… Why don't we put some more parfume on you…
She grabs a lemon scent au de colone from Lani's table and starts spraying it in Lani's hair. After a while the air is thick with the sweet smell.
Trey:*cough* I think that's*cough* probably enough…
Saraphina: Ok…*putting down the, now half empty, bottle*
At the same moment they hear doorbell ringing.
Saraphina: That's our call to down stairs!*grabs Lani's hand and starts dragging her down stairs*
Lani:*yelling over her shoulder* Remember to be quiet!
Ned: Weeeee will….
A silence falls in the room, as everyone consentrades listening to noises from down stairs. Eventually, they do get bored.
Ash: I'm hungry. Don't they have anything to eat in here?
Misty: They probably have the food in kitchen.
Ash: And where's the kitchen?
Misty: My guess, downstairs.
Ash:*getting up* Anyone else wants something?
Blizzard: Hey, you can't go downstairs!
Ash: Why?
Misty: AAARGH!*takes out her mallet and hits Ash*
Ash: OOOOOW!!!!
Trey: Uh, guys, we were supposed to keep it down…
Blizzard: But we don't have anything to do…
Ash: We're bored!
Wind:*leaning closer to Brock* You're obviously unable to sit still for longer than a minute… YAIK!*jumps up*
Misty: What now?
Wind:*to Brock* Who gave you promission to touch there!
Ash:*slightly intrested* Where?*gets hit by Misty's mallet again* OW! MISTY! THAT HURT!!!
Brock:*confused* What did I do wrong again?
Trey: Really, we should be quiet…
Wind: Just because I was sitting there doesn't mean you're allowed to…
Brock:*getting angry* I don't really get you! One moment you're really nice and next you're yelling at me for no reason!!
Wind: For no reason?!?
Trey: Wind, please calm down. You are acting unfair towards him.
Wind: How's so?!
Trey: Giving mixed up messages.
Misty:*screaming to Ash* What did you call me?!? I dare you to repeat that!
Ash: You heard me!! You're…
All their arguing is cut off by the rang of the doorbell. (for those of you who for some bizzarre reason wanna know what happened to Ned, he was looking himself from mirror the whole time.)
Lani and Saraphina are sweatting in their seats. It's not pleasant at all to have a dinner with ditzy sister and her fiance who happens to be a mafia boss. Especially when you have almost ten people upstairs that shouldn't be there. Even less pleasant if those idiotic people can't keep their too big mounths shut and be guiet. Lani was pretty sure she'll kill all of them once she got change. But as it is, when you think things can't get worse, they do.
Lani's Dad:*after opening the door, sounding not-too-pleased* Lani, more people to see you.
Lani and Saraphina change a quick look. Who could it be? Unless it was Jessie and James. Oh, that thought was frightening.
Giovanni:*sweetly* Why don't you ask them over here. I'm always happy to meet friends of my agents…
Celine: Of your what?
Giovanni: Eh, you see, I prefer to call people working for me agents. Too many James Bond films, I'm sure…
Celine: Oh, don't be ashamed! I think it's adorable.
Lani's Dad:*coming to the dining hall* Here they are.
He is followed by two young Team Rocket members, Ed&Kelly.
Kelly: Hi Lani! We were in the neighborhood and we desided to stop by and say hello…*notices Giovanni* Uh oh… Hello, sir.
Ed:*getting pale* Boss! What are you doing here?
Giovanni: I could ask the same from you. As far as I remember I send you two on a mission and…
Kelly:*sweatdrop* Well… eh… You see…
Giovanni: Yes, I see. I see you haven't done as I ordered and…
Celine: Sweety, don't be so hard on them! I'm sure they just wanted to taste the festival feeling.
Ed: Sure, that's exactly right, miss.
Celine: There you see, Gio-darling. Now that we have that thing out of our scedual, there's one thing I'd like to talk to you about.
Giovanni: And what might that be?
Celine: It's that awful red R they all have. I mean, why R? It's not even pretty letter. Why not something like blue U, or pink L, or green N? They'd be so much more prettier!
After a very uncomfortable meal, Lani and Saraphina are excused from the table. Lani practically runs up the stairs while Saraphina takes it more slowly, mainly because of her dress which unables her to do any quick movements. When Lani goes into her room everyone turns around and stares at her silently.
Lani:*furious* Why is it so hard for all of you dimwits to keep your voices down!!
Saraphina:*coming from behind Lani* Lani, shush. They and hear you downstairs you know. It doesn't help that even if they did make a HUGE lot of noise that you add to it by yelling at them.
Lani:*looks furious but keeps her voice down* Do you know what could have happened to me? And you two! Why on earth did you come just now?
Ed: We thought you'd like to see us. A surprise.
Kelly:*defensively* We didn't know that Giovanni would be here! You think that we'd want to run into him?
Lani:*sighs* I guess not. I'm sorry I yelled but I don't want to get kicked out of Team Rocket.
Ed: Well, I'm glad that your ditzy sister was there to smooth things over.
Lani:*smiles* Yeah. She does come in handy doesn't she?*looks at Mondo* Anything new with him?
Misty: Mondo? No..
Lani: Oh.*goes and sits next to Mondo* Mondo? Sweetie? Wake up, please! C'mon, wake up.
Saraphina:*leaves the room and comes back with a handful of ice* This should do the trick!
Ned: Whaaaaaaat?
Saraphina: Ned, get him into a sitting position.
Ned: Whyyyyyyy me?*but props Mondo up anyway*
Saraphina: Okay, here we go.*pulls back Mondo's shirt and is about to drop an ice cube*
Lani: Wait! What in the world are you doing?
Saraphina:*matter-of-factly* Waking him up. What's it look like?
Lani: If you say so. As long as you don't ruin anything, like my HAIR!
Saraphina: It was an accident! When will you stop this already?*continues dropping ice cubes*
Lani: I won't quit as long as this stink is in my hair!
Mondo is waking up, but no one notices since Lani's and Saraphina's fight is way more interesting.
Lani: I feel like punching you!
Saraphina: Really? When did you get this feeling?
Lani: Aaarrgh!*lunges at Saraphina*
Mondo:*catches Lani by the waist before she actually gets to Saraphina* Whoa, slow down.
Lani:*looks at Mondo in surprise* Mondo? You're awake?
Mondo: Yeah, I am.
Lani:*hugs Mondo* Finally! I was sooo worried!
Mondo: But I'm all right now.*looks around* *to Lani*
Why are all these people here?
Downstairs, Giovanni and Celine are just about to leave. They are at the door talking with Lani's mom and dad.
Lani's Dad: I'm so sorry about all of this.
Celine: Of what?
Lani's Mom: Of the doorbell going off all of the time.
Giovanni: Oh that. Young people have friends and it's natural for them to visit each other.
Lani's Dad: I'm do glad you understand.
Lani's Mom: Well, come back again for dinner soon!
Celine: We will, bye Mom! Dad!
Giovanni: It was nice to meet you.*shakes Lani's Dad's hand*
Lani's Dad: You too!
Celine and Giovanni leave. Not soon enough in Giovanni's opinion, but at least they got to leave.
Jessie and James were recovering from the little activity that we left them doing over ten pages ago( or few hours in time of Pokéworld). No, we're not gonna get into details, I'm pretty sure everyone can figure out what they were doing. Anywayz, they're not doing it anymore. Right. And now they're enjoying a nice and relaxing shower… erm, on secong though, we don't need to know anything more about that one either.
After explaining few things to Mondo, it's time to think about what to do next.
Saraphina: I think we should head out before Dad comes here. I don't think he is too happy with everything that happened…
Lani: And he's not the only one.
Misty: Look, we said we're sorry. But really, is it my fault if Ash desides to start acting like an idiot again? Someone had to do something about it.
Ash: I wasn't acting like an idiot!
Misty: Yes you were.
Ash: No I wasn't!
Misty:*screaming* Yes you were!
Ash:*shouting* No I wasn't!
Lani: Ok, I got the point…
Misty&Ash:*confused* What point?
Saraphina:*rolling her eyes* Whatever.
Kelly: We're sorry that your timing was bad.
Lani:*waves her hand* It wasn't really your fault.
Ed: And we're even more sorry that he was here*points to Ned*
Blizzard: What's wrong with him? I mean, besides the horrible way of speaking and annoying obsession to mirrors.
Ned: Weeee'reee brotheeers.
Wind:*looking at them carefully* They do look a bit alike…
Ed: Do not!
Ned: I'mmmm wayyyyy moreeee haaaandsomeee.
Trey: I think we better get them into different rooms.
Saraphina: That's an idea. C'mon*graps Ned's arm*. Let's go.
Ned: Wheeeere?
Saraphina: To the festivals, you dimwit.
Ned: Whyyyyyy meeee?
Saraphina: Boy, you really don't get some stuff, do you?
She drags Ned out of the room, downstairs and out of the front door.
Kelly:*notices that Brock has been staring at her for quite sometime* What is it?
Brock:*red faced* You… you're… really… pretty…
Kelly: Eh, thanks?
Brock: My… my name is… B.. Brock… wo… would you…
Wind:*looking very annoyed**muttering* That's it. I'm not speaking to him…
Kelly:*eying Brock nervously* What's he's problem?
Misty: Oh, he just has the weakness for pretty girls. Hit him with something, that might get him around.
Kelly:*to Lani* Is she serious?
Lani: Yap. You wanna borrow my mallet?
Kelly: No thanks. A lady never goes anywhere without her mallet!
BANG! That's the voice of a heavy mallet hitting Brock's head.
Ow! That's Brock stating that it hurt.
Blizzard:*looking at the watch* As intresting as this whole thing is, I really gotta go. The tournament is rolling along all this time and I'm wasting my chances to win anything.
Ash:*realizes something* Gary is still there! He must have had at least 2 battles in this time! If this keeps up, I'll lose!
Blizzard: Than let's go.
Ash is already running down the stairs.
Misty:*yelling after him* Ash! Hey, Ash, wait up!
Blizzard: You're coming too?
Misty:*shugs* Just to make sure that if he wins, I'll get the money for my bike.*runs after Ash*
Blizzard: Great… *leaves as well, slightly more calmly than the other two*
Saraphina and Ned rush out of the door, only to bumb into Giovanni & Celine, who for some reason haven't left yet.
Celine: Gio- darling, you agreed to stop smoking…
Giovanni:*muttering* After a night like this, a man needs a cigar.
Celine doesn't have time to answer, when someone runs against her side.
Celine: Hey! Who…*looks to see Saraphina* Oh, Sara. What are you doing.
Saraphina: We're… eh, going to the festivals. You know they have fire works and everything.
Celine:*delighted* I almost forgot those! So sweet of you to remind me. I absolutely wanna see it with my love! Of course we go, don't we?
Giovanni: Do we have to?
Celine: Yes, I love to watch firework with someone special. Sara, who's your "special"?
Saraphina:*looking confused* Huh?
Celine: Him*points to Ned*. Aren't you gonna tell me who your boyfriend is?
Giovanni turns to look and as he regocnises Ned, his eyes narrow slightly.
Giovanni: Well, isn't it Ned.
Ned: Uh, good evening, sir.
Celine: He too works for you?
Giovanni:*calmly* Yes. He's Lani's partner.
Celine: That explains how he met Sara! Well, hope you have fun, sweeties. Let's not disturb them more, honey.*takes Giovanni's hand and stars gently pulling him away from the house*
Giovanni:*over his shoulder* Ned, I see you in my office tomorrow.
Ned: Yes, sir.
After they are out of hearing distance, Ned sink to the ground.
Ned: My God…
Saraphina: What?
Ned: I'm gonna get fired, that's what!
Saraphina: Nonsence. You just tell Giovanni that we're not dating.
Ned: You think he believes me?! I'm so dead…
Saraphina: Hey, you have spoken normally for the last few minutes or so! At least that's a positive side.
Ned: I'm too shocked to consider the way I speak! I'm gonna get fired…
Saraphina:*sighs, sits down next to Ned* Look, you don't know it for sure. And even if you will get kicked out, you can always find someother job. It's not like it's the end of the world or anything…
In Lani's now a lot less growded room, Brock has gotten over the pain of being rejected by Kelly and is trying to talk to Wind, who refuses to answer. Ed and Kelly are sitting on the sofa, Lani is laying on the floor, Mondo, Wind and Trey are sitting on the bed.
Wind: Mondo, would you please tell Brock I'm not speaking to him.
Mondo rolls his eyes, but does as he is asked. This is not really a new situation. Even if Jessie prefers violent, she sometimes tries silent treadment on James. And it always gets to the point where they start changing insults through him.
Brock: Why? Have I done something?
Wind ignores him.
Mondo:*deep sigh* Wind, he wants to know why?
Wind: You can tell him it's cause he's an unsensitive idiot and 'cause I'm not a bit intrested in him.
Brock: But… but… Can you at least tell me what did I supposedly do this time?!
Wind: I'm not speaking to you!*rolls to lay on her tummy*
Trey: You do know you're acting very childish.
Wind: *smiling* Sure I do. *bats her lashes* But you still like me, don't you?
Trey: That's a stupid guestion*strokes Wind's hair gently*
Brock is not looking too happy.
Mondo:*quickly* So, what should we do now?
Ed:*shugs* I don't know.
Kelly: We could go out somewhere together. You know, me and Ed, you and Mondo… and eh…
Lani: She's Wind. We used to be really good friends.
Kelly: Ok… so, Wind, you'd like to come too? And*to Trey&Brock* you guys?
Wind: Sure, it's not like we have anything else to do, right now.
Ed:*gets up* Good. Let's go.
They all head down stairs.
Meowth rushed into the hotel room he shared with Jessie&James.
Meowth: Now you two better not be…
He sees them, sitting on sofa, perfectly platonically, eating popcorn and donuts, while watching TV.
James: Oh, hi Meowth!
Jessie: Where have you been?
Meowth: Looking after Mondo!
James: Where is he? Is he ok?
Jessie: You didn't leave him with Lani did, you…?
Meowth: Yes, dat's right! Since there was no way to contact youse two, so Me-owth had to come here to see what the hell was going on!
Jessie:*casually* Well, we've been watching TV the whole time.
James: Yeah, you won't believe how many intresting programs there's on!
Jessie: Besides, you could have called us.
Meowth: You think I didn't try?!? Neither of you answered the stupid phone!
Jessie: Must have been the TV, making too much noise…
Meowth:*gives them suspisious look* Really?
James:*lightly* Yes, what else could it been?
Jessie: Right. We don't have any reason to not to answer to the phone.
Meowth: You dink you can fool poor Meowth!
Jessie: What do you mean?
Meowth: Like Meowth is blind…*rolls his eyes*. You do remember what da Boss said about dat?
James: Yes…
Jessie: But he was mistaken. We never did or even thought about doing something like that.
Meowth: Don't give me dat…
James:*whining* What's so wrong if we…
Jessie:*giving him warning glare* Sometimes take a day of to watch some TV. 'Cause that's what we've been doing.
Meowth: Youse know you can get fired!
James:*shocked* We can get fired because of watching TV?
Meowth:*sreaming* No, you numbscull! For doing the other thing!
Saraphina had decided that she would have to get Ned to cheer up or otherwise he'd be a lot harder to handle than when he was happy.
Saraphina:*cherrfully* Now come on,*pulling Ned by the sleeve* we'd better get going or otherwise we're gonna be late.
Ned: No..*pause* Late for what?
Saraphina: The firewroks silly.
Ned: The fireworks?
Saraphina: The fireworks. Now move!
Ned: Alright alright.. They walk in silence for awhile.
Saraphina: You know what, if you keep talking normally like this you'd actually become bearable.
Ned: Bearable?
Saraphina: What are you? A parrot?? I don't know how Lani puts up with you, but I never have understood here anywayz..
Ned: Sheeeeee iiiiiisn't thaaaaaaat baaaaad.
Saraphina:*sighs* There you go again with that weird way of talking..*shakes her head*
Downstairs Lani and the rest have just reached the door when Kelly realizes that she left her purse in Lani's room.
Kelly: Umm, Lani? I left my purse up in your room.
Lani: Go get it. We'll wait.
Kelly: Okay, be back in a sec.
Kelly quickly runs up the stairs.
Banzai(Lani's Dad):*from the living room* Lani?
Lani:*sighs and walks to the living room* Yes, Dad?
Banzai: Where are you off to?
Lani: To the festival.
Banzai: Right.*surveys the crowd at the door* Where's your sister?
Lani: Sara? Oh, she left already with Ned. We're meeting them there.
Banzai: Alright. *lowers his voice so that only Lani can hear* And for heavens sake's don't do anything stupid or you'll end up like your sister.
Lani:*confused* Sara?
Banzai: No, Celine. You know what she was like.
Lani:*realizes* Oh, right. I won't, I promise. Bye Dad.
Banzai: You kids have fun!
The rest: We will!
Lani joins the rest and they head out the door. Kelly had already come downstairs while Lani was talking with Banzai.
Ash was happyly, or not so happyly, running down the streets, towards the Pokémon fighting arena. Misty is right behind him and Blizzard is following them with lot more calm pace. Suddenly, without warning, Ash stopped on his tracks, causing Misty to crash against his back.
Misty:*getting angry*(she's very short tempared) Ash! What do you think you're… *notices Ash's not paying any attension* Ash? What's wrong?
Ash:*pointing ahead* Wha… mo… em…
Misty peeks over Ash sholder to see what has shocked him that badly. All she saw was a couple, quite far away from them, kissing. Sure, not really a normal couple. The woman looked yound, not over 30, and the man was definitely over 50. But still, why should Ash give a damn about it? Bliz had caught up with them and followed their gaze with his eyes.
Blizzard:*squinting a little* Hey, isn't that Professor Oak?
Misty: Huh?*looks more carefully* Yes, you're right… and he's with… Uh oh…
Ash:*shocked* Mom?!
Blizzard: That's your mother?
Ash: It… this… can't be… whaaaa…
Misty: Now now Ash. I'm sure they have a complitely suitable reason.*under her breath* They always seem to have…
Ash:*hopefully* You… you think so?
Misty:*cheerfully* I'm sure of it!
Blizzard: Yeah, why don't we move on…
Misty: That's a great idea, c'mon now, Ashy.*grabs Ash's arm and starts dragging him away*
They don't get to take too many steps, when someone throws a fishing net on them.
Voice1: Ha-haa! Prepare for trouble!
Voice2: Make it double!
Misty: Oh no! Not you again…
Voice1: To infect the world with devastation!
Ash:*confused* Huh?
Voice2: To blight all people within our nation!
The two figures step out. Yes, you guessed it! Butch&Cassidy! (Wind's note: Neither of us has seen them in any ep, so basicly, we can't keep them in character. So sue us.)
Blizzard: Are these the people who usually bother you?
Misty: Nope.
Ash: They look little familiar…
Misty: Duh, they should.
Cassidy: Shut up! We haven't finished our motto.
Blizzard: Like we really care…
Cassidy: What?!?
Ash: What do you want with us?
Misty: Don't tell me, you too, are after Pikachu?
Cassidy:*laughs* Like we were intrested in something like that! Of course, it will be a nice bonus. But now: Hand over all your pokémon!
Ash: Never!
Butch: Yes you will.
Cassidy: Everyone does, in the end.
Misty: In the end… what do you mean? And everyone?
Cassidy: If you think we went through all this trouble just for your pokémons, your flattering yourselves. We merely desided to rob each and every pokémon trainer in this festival.
Butch: We'll get thousands pokémons! And I got some free cigarettes.*digs up a cigarette from his pocket and lights it*
Blizzard: Wait! Where did you get that from?
Cassidy: None of your business!
Butch: But if you must now, from a really weird guy.*blows the smoke to their faces*
Ash:*caught* I think*caugh* that you*caugh* really shouldn't…
Misty:*slaps a hand on Ash's mounth**wishpering* Shh! Let him smoke it…
Cassidy: Let's see… we have few options. Either you give us your pokémons nicely, or we can hopnotice you to do so. Or activite the electric shocking system in that net. Or… *notices Butch looking at her strangely* What?
Butch: Wow, Cassidy… I've never notised how good looking you are! You'rw absolutely beautiful!
Cassidy: Well, I'm not guing to disagree with that, but you're acting strange.
Butch: Oh, it's just that I finally realiced how hot you are…
Cassidy:*getting angry* Cut it out Butch! You're not yourself, that's clear and…
Butch: C'mon, Cassidy, relax for a while! Here..*offers her his cigarette* have some of this…
Cassidy:*turns her head away discusted* What on Earth have you been smoking, that stuff smells weird… it smells… it smells… uh… I feel dizzy…
Butch: Are you ok?
Cassidy: Where… where am I? Who are you?
Misty: *helpfully* Here, have a brownie.
Cassidy:*puzzeled* Ok…*eats it up* This is really good! You don't happen to have more, do you?
Blizzard: Sure*hands her a whole box*
Cassidy: Yay!*eats up some more brownies* Yay! Hey, Butchie, you should try these!
Butch: Whatever you say, hon'*takes few brownies from Cassidy*
Cassidy:*wrapping her arms around Butch* How about we go to some place little more comfortable…
Butch: Great idea.
Cassidy: But not too far.
Butch: Definitely not. Couldn't wait for that long to… *grins* you know…
Cassidy:*giggles* Butchie…
He lifts Cassidy up and they disappear into bushes.
Misty:*yelling after them* Hey! You forgot to let us go!
Blizzard: At least they didn't take your pokémons.
Misty: Yes, but we're still trapped.
Ash: I know. Pikachu can shock our way out of here!
Misty&Bliz: NO!
Voice1: Well well, whaddo we have here?
Voice2: Look likes someone's in trouble.
Voice1: They better make it douple!
Blizzard: Again?!
Misty: Aren't you supposed to be screwing in some bushes?!
Voice3:*snickers* Hey, da carrot top isn't as stupid as she seems ta be…
Voice2: What's that supposed to mean?!?
Voice1: Yeah, we wouldn't do it in bushes.
A loud bang is heard, followed by "Ow!"
Voice1: *whining* But Jessie… I asked you once and you said…
Voice2: We're not doing anything like that! How many times do I have to…
Voice:*confused* Then what did we do just few hours ago?
Another bang is heard.
Ash:*rolling his eyes* Oh boy…
Jessie*stepping to the view, followed by James* Ehem. As we were saying before we got interupted… *takes a pose* To protect the world from devastation!*silence* James?
James: I wanna know what we were doing if we weren't…
Jessie:*very angry* Why don't I explain later. Now, do the damned motto!!!
James:*sigh* Fine… *takes a pose* To unite all people within our nation.
Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love.
James: To extend our reach to the…
Ash:*yawning* Boring…
Misty: It's not like we haven't heard this before…
Blizzard: Well I haven't but…
Ash: We're more intrested knowing what did you two do?
James: I think Jessie'll have to explain that, since what I though it was, wasn't the truth and…
Jessie: *screaming* Would you all just shuddup! We were watching TV!!
Misty:*smirking* Oh, that's what you call it…
Jessie:*getting flames in her eyes* That's enough! Now you'll hand over that Pikachu!
Ash: Never!
Misty: Ash, you're reapeating yourself.
Ash: Oh, ok. How about: "You're not going to get Pikachu!"?
Blizzard:*shugs* It works.
Meowth: Just give us dat mouse and…
James: Hey, Jessie, Moewth, look.*points at something*
Jessie:*still angry* What?!*turns to look*
Meowth: It's da professor Oak with someone. So?
James: Don't you think it would make good black mailing material?
Meowth: Dat he is dating someone? You've lost it Jimmy…
Jessie: Unless he doesn't want everyone to know.
Meowth: It's still a risk…
James:*brightly* We can always sell the pics to a gossip magazine!
Meowth: Dat's right! Let's go!
They all speed off.
Ash: What about Pikachu?!
To Be Continue…
When will it continue? Who knows? Whenever we get enough material for next part. See, now we have catched up with our writing speed, meaning, we don't have any more… yet. We will continue, though. Hey, it's supposed to be never ending! So fear not. And if you have any ideas/comments/whatsoever, give us some feedback. Like reviews or e-mails. We love those.