Disclaimer:
Kari: The authors don't own anything but the made-up names of the people in Matt's band. Face it, if they did own Digimon, they wouldn't be writing fanfics, but scripts.
Matt: Just read the story, already! Fanfiction.net is a disclaimer in itself!
Kitsune: What are they gonna wear to the party?
Beth: Tuxedos?
Kitsune: WHAT?
Beth: It's a formal party!
Kitsune: Tai? Having a FORMAL party?
Beth: Well, Tai didn't plan it because he was in depression so his mom planned it for him.
Kitsune: No! They are not wearing tuxedos!
Beth: Fine. They're not wearing tuxedos.
Kitsune: Speaking of tuxedos, do you know how hot David Duchovny looks in one?
Beth: Write the story! No talking about David Duchovny! This is a Digimon fanfic!
Part Seven: The Birthday....aka....*dun dun dun* The Break-up...
The next day....
Matt and TK showed up at the Kamiya apartment at precisely half-past seven...in nice, NORMAL clothes.
"Hi Matt! Hi TK!" Kari answered the door, "Come on in."
"Hi." Matt said, following TK into the Kamiya apartment.
"Hi." TK said, laughing inwardly. They sooo like each other...If only Matt didn't freak out about the age difference....If only he knew....
[A/N: We're not exactly sure how to get to the action, so we're gonna go straight to the action.]
Tai was still giving Kari the cold shoulder and it was starting to piss Matt off. So, to piss Tai off even more anymore, Matt walked over to Kari and gave her a kiss on the cheek.
Big mistake.
"Get your filthy hands of my sister!" Tai yelled as he leapt at Matt.
"Hey!" TK restrained him, "Its only a joke, calm down!" then he stopped. I wasn't supposed to say that.
There was silence.
Crap..think fast Kari... Kari thought, "Umm...umm..." then she got an idea, Okay, she thought, insert dramatic break-up scene of your choice, "It was a JOKE!?!?! A JOKE?!?!?! A JOKE?!?!?! How dare you!" she stopped, her shoulders shaking from held-in laughter.
Matt just stared dumbly at her for a moment, then let loose, "Yeah, it WAS a joke! You'd think I'd actually go out with a thirteen year old!!?!?!?!"
Everyone was looking at them in shock.
"You...you...you..."
SMACK!
Kari hit Matt round the head, mumbling apologies under her breath as she rushed past him.
Everyone stopped and stared at Matt for a second.
After thirty second, Matt decided to follow Kari's lead, "Uhhh...I'll go and try to talk to her..." then he got out of htere as fast as his legs could carry him.
"I don't trust him." Davis announced after a few minutes. Then he, too, took off after Kari.
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Matt found Kari in the park down the street, leaning against a tree, laughing so hard she was crying.
"I'm sorry Matt." she looked up to see Matt there with a rather red hand-print on his cheek, "I had to make it look real."
"Did you have to make it look THAT real?" Matt asked, rubbing his sore cheek.
In the mean time, they hadn't noticed that Davis had crept up behind them and was hiding behind the trees, glaring at Matt.
"Uhhh...Matt, can I tell you something, please?" Kari asked hesitantly, "But promise you won't laugh?"
"Okay, I promise."
"Ummm...." in one big breath, she burst out, "Ikindasortamaybekindalikeyou....a lot."
Matt fished around in his pocket and pulled out a locket on a long gold chain.
"What is that?" Kari asked curiously.
"It's a locket." Matt handed the locket to her.
"What's this for?" Kari asked.
"It's your birthday today, isn't it?" Matt asked.
"Well, in a few days...its actually a joint party tonight." Kari muttered.
"Well, open it." Matt handed the locket to her. She opened it and inside were pictures of her and Matt.
"Uhhh...thanks...." Kari said.
"Okay, this is kinda hard for me to say, but I kinda like you too, but I was too afraid to tell you, with the age difference and everything, that everyone, including you and me..." Matt said, "And the fact that your brother would literally kick my butt."
"I don't think he'd be able to kick your butt. You'd kick his first." Kari said.
Davis was watching from behind his tree, his eyes growing wider and wider with each word. If anyone had been looking at him, they would've thought that his eyes were gonna fall out. Uhhh....isn't she supposed to hate him?
They looked at each other for a moment.
Davis also looked at the both of them. But what Davis saw next made him think about becoming the next Lord Voldemort....
They were kissing!
Beth: Again, we are very, very sorry about the Harry Potter reference.
Kitsune: No, we're not.
Beth: Fine, I'm sorry, you're not.
Kitsune: No, I'm sorry about my Yama-chan and.....Kari *spits* kissing.
Beth: *sigh* Anyway, all that's left is the humerous epilogue which tells about what happens after. It will be up soon...in about half-an-hour in fact. And also we're writing the epilogue simply for a few reasons; 1) we don't want all your *sarcastically* lovely readers who write such nice reviews--
Kitsune: Sarcasm is not good for your morale.
Beth: Oh, shut up! *turns to audiance* And, we're writing it so Kitsune doesn't barf all over the keyboard.READ THE EPILOGE! ^_~