Disclaimer:
Kari: The authors don't own anything but the made-up names of the people in Matt's band and the Happy Places Insane Asylum. Face it, if they did own Digimon, they wouldn't be writing fanfics, but scripts.
Matt: Just read the story, already! Fanfiction.net is a disclaimer in itself!
Beth: It's a humour story! Not serious!
Kitsune: Sirius? Siruis Black? Where?
Beth: You are such an idiot.
Kitsune: Am not! I'm just obsessive!
Beth: Fine, I'll agree with that...but you're still an idiot!
Kitsune: Jigoku e ochiro!
Beth: Okay, first it was Harry Potter and now it's Sailormoon! And it's a Digimon fanifc!
Kitsune: Digimon wa Japanese.
Beth: *rolls eyes* Just, type!
Epilogue: What Happened to Minna-chan [Everyone]...
In the following order, what happened to people after this fic.
Ishida Yamato [Matt] - was kidnapped by Kitsune but returned when Beth smacked her across the head.
Yamato: I'm still with Kari, still depressed, still have a band, still hate Jun, still happy about what happened to Tai and Davis.
Yagami Hikari [Kari] - was pissed off when Kitsune kidnapped Yamato and was one of the reasons why Yamato is back in Fanfic Land.
Hikari: Still going out with *pointedly to Kitsune* MY Yama-chan, plan on getting married.
Yamato: Marriage? I said nothing about marriage? Marriage bad!
Kitsune: *Kitsune sends a death glare at Hikari and takes out wand* Avada--
Beth: Harry Potter is NOT in this story!
Yamato: *nervously* Can I go?
Kitsune & Hikari: IIE!!!!!
Beth: For those of you Japanese illeterate, that means No.
Izumi Koushiro [Izzy] - still Izzy, threw Bill Gates out of Microsoft and took over and is now threatening to take over the world.
Koushiro: Mine! Mine! It shall all be mine! Die! Die! You shall all die! Bwahahaha! *was taken away by the men in the white coats and placed in the Happy Places Insane Asylum next cell by--*
Beth: Ah, ah, ah. That's a secret!
Kido Jou - moved to America to be near Mimi.
Jou: Mimi, I'm coming to get you! Mimi! Here, Mimi, Mimi! *men in white take him away and put him into the cell on the other side of --*
Beth: It's still a secret!
Tachikawa Mimi - moved back to Japan to get away from her stalker, Jou.
Mimi: I have a job at the flower shop with Sora. And we're not yuri! You're all sick! *starts muttering about the sick yuri and yaoi people* You're sick! I will kill you all! Die! Die! *gets taken away by the miw [men in white] and gets put in the cell across from---*
Beth: It's still a secret!
Kitsune: *rolls eyes*
Beth: Quiet you!
Kitsune: I didn't say anything!
Beth: They talk! Your eyes were talking to me!
*The men in white coats attempt to take her*
Beth: You can't take me! I've already been there! I'm writing this fic! You can't take me!
*The miw look at each other, then leave, deciding she's too psycho for even them*
Takenouchi Sora - opened a flower shop and, obviously hired Mimi to keep her away from Stalker-Jou...then she started stalking Mimi for her hair.
Sora: Mimi, your hair is so pretty! And mine is so ugly! I will hunt you down and cut off all your pretty hair and glue it on my head. Then I will have pretty hair and kill you so you will not be able to have any pretty hair. Do you understand? I will kill you! Die! Die!
Beth: Guess what happened! I'm sure you won't able to guess! *the miw take Mimi away*
Takaishi Takeru [TK] - got over Hikari, chased Cho, then found out she was the crush of Harry Potter and became obsessive...then was subjected to the Cruciatus Curse and went insane.
Takeru: Pretty Cho...pretty, pretty Cho...She's mine! All mine! *miw give him anethstetic and he collapses*
Harry Potter: She's MINE!
Harry Potter - didn't go insane, of course....but was thrown into the Happy Places Insane Asylum just for the sake of it.
Harry: I'm not insane!
Kitsune: *blinks* You aren't? *turns to Beth* Harry didn't go insane?
Beth: Uhh...no.
Kitsune: *shrugs and lets Harry out* Kay. You can go.
Lord Voldemort - The almighty, all-powerful dark wizard took over the world because Harry Potter wan't in the insane asylum with everyone else.
Voldemort: I am ruler of the world! Harry's in the asylum! Harry's in the asylum!
Harry: No, I'm not.
Voldemort: You're not...okay...in that case...*Voldemort once again fled from Harry Potter into the dark of the night*
Kitsune and Beth: *starts singing* In the dark of the night, evil will find you! In the dark of the night, evil will rule!
Back-up Bugs: Do do do do....
Harry: *punches fist in air* Yes! Only three words this time! I'm getting stronger!
Kitsune: *eyes Harry* If you get Yamato for me, you can rule the world.
Beth: No you can't!
Hida Iori [Cody] - well, he was already insane...
Beth: He's Psycho-Arabian Dude with his little Digiworld-get up, so he's already insane. He went to the cell above--
Kitsune: Can't say who!
Inoue Miyako [Yolei] - became Koushiro's second-in-command, is plotting to overthrow him.
Miyako: I WILL overthrow him! I WILL! *miw drag her to the cell below--*
Beth: Not saying who!
Motomiya Jun - tried to stalk Yamato, but failed, was killed by rampaging Hippogriffs.
Jun: ....
Kitsune: She's dead. She can't speak. Celebrate!
Motomiya Daisuke [Davis] - commited suicide when he couldn't have Hikari.
Daisuke's Suicide Note: Hikari, ai shiteru, Hikari, ai shiteru, Hikari, ai shiteru, Hikari, ai shiteru, Hikari, ai shiteru, Hikari, ai shiteru, Hikari, ai shiteru, Hikari, ai shiteru, Yamato, shin de! Hikari, ai shiteru, Hikari, ai shiteru, Hikari, ai shiteru, Hikari, ai shiteru, Hikari, ai shiteru, Hikari, ai shiteru, Hikari, ai shiteru, Hikari, ai shiteru, Hikari, ai shiteru, Yamato, shin de! Hikari, ai shiteru, Hikari, ai shiteru, Hikari, ai shiteru, Hikari, ai shiteru, Hikari, ai shiteru, Hikari, ai shiteru, Hikari, ai shiteru, Hikari, ai shiteru, Yamato, shin de....
Kitsune: His note was 150 pages long. He would've been next to go to the Happy Places Insane Asylum...except that he was already dead.
Beth: Translation of his note; "Hikari, I love you" and "Matt, die!"
Kitsune: Very happy, wasn't he?
Beth: Oh, he was just a happy little fellow.
Yagami Taichi [ Tai] - was the one in the Happy Places Insane Asylum that minna [except Yama-chan and *spits* Hikari and us] got thrown in above, below, across, beside.
Taichi: I will kill the authors! *tries to get out* I will kill you! My sister and that...thing...*miw come and give him a shot of aenethstetic and he collapses* Ahhh...happy places...
Beth: That was creepy. Even I'm not that insane.
Taichi: *in background* Happy places....
Beth: Okay, he's scaring me now. I'm leaving now.
Kitsune: Fine. *goes to hunt down Yamato*
Author's Note: We're sorry. We're high on sugar. It's a friday. We're pissed at the HP book banners.
Beth: *came running back to say this* I'm a Christain! Why are other Christians taking away one of my most favourit-ist book series! Why? Why?