So That's What They Talk About in Their Spare Time!
Narrator: *Ahem* You ever wonder what the actors from G-wing talk about during the filming of the show in the coffee room. Only a few short days ago, we stuck a hidden camera in the room and filmed for about to three days because we thought someone from the cast was stealing donuts. Well…it doesn't sound as serious as it did a couple of days ago but a lot of things go on it there that we never knew about. Ummm...to the tapes!
Tape 1
Duo in coffee room handing out cards.
Duo: Limited addition trading cards of the Winner family! Come and get them!
Heero: What are these?
Duo: Oh…just some pics of Quatre's sisters.
Heero takes one from a pile.
Heero: How did you get this one with the girl on the beach in her bikini?
Duo: Ummmm…rather not talk about how I got these pics.
Quatre bursts into the room looking pretty pissed.
Quatre: DUO! I HAD CALL FROM MY SISTERS, THEY SAY THAT YOU'VE BEEN STALKING THEM!
Duo: I wouldn't call it stalking.
Quatre: REALLY! THEN WHAT DO YOU- *Quatre picks up one of the cards* WHAT THE HECK ARE-OH MY GOD! YOU'RE GOING TO DIE FOR THIS MAXWELL!
Duo: See ya Heero!
Runs out of room with Quatre pulling Duo's braid.
Tape 2
G-wing girls walk in with valentines in hand. (I know, still a month to go)
Sally: Listen to this: *Reads her valentine from Wufei* Dear onna, happy v-day from Wufei. Awww!
Catherine: Look, a little clown doll! It's so cute!
Dorothy: Oh look! I got eyebrow pluckers! That's so thoughtful!
Hilde: Duo gave me this cute balloon with a picture of him of it.
Noin: *Holds up some keys* Milliardo gave the keys to his gundam!
Lady Une: Nice! A collection of guns! That Treize, you gotta love him!
Relina: Hmmm…I got this card *Opens it, it blows up in her face*, and these chocolates *eats one of them and she starts to choke since their coated with poison, but straightens back up* HEERO! YOU GOTTA DO BETTER THAN THAT! I'M IMMORTAL, REMEMBER?
Heero sticks his head into the room.
Heero: Dammit! Foiled again!
Tape 3 (my fav.)
Wufei, Heero and Duo are sitting around a table talking.
Duo: So, do you guys have a date for Friday night?
Wufei: I don't date women.
Heero: I don't date stalkers.
Duo: Do you guys have any lovers in your life?
Heero whips out his gun and starts reloading the bullets in it and Wufei pulls out his sword and starts polishing it.
Duo: Actually, I don't want to know.
Tape 4
Wufei and Treize are laughing and having coffee.
Treize: Remember when I beat you at they duel? Haha!
Wufei: Remember when I killed you? Haha-hey wait a minute, aren't you suppose to be dead?
Teize: Ummmm…maybe.
Tape 5
Milliardo and Allan from Escaflowne walk in and talk to each other. (I know Allan has nothing to do with G-wing but I always found it kinda disturbing how they look so similiar!) Noin walks in and goes get some coffee.
Noin: Hi Milliardo, hi Milliardo. Heeeeey! Something's wrong here!
Tape 6 (This one's stupid)
Wufei: So...Trowa, did you ever use you hair as a lethal weapon before?
Trowa: What do you mean?
Wufei: You know, kiss a girl *cringes* and you "accidentally poke her eye.
Trowa: I don't know what you're talking about.
Catherine walks in, holding her left eye.
Catherine: Ow! Trowa, it's over. I'm sorry, but I don't think my eyes can stand anymore abuse than they already have.
She storms out.
Wufei: Yeah...don't know what I'm talking about, huh? Riiiiiiight.
AUTHOR'S NOTE
I know, some are really scary and stupid, but what can I say? I have a very disturbed mind. Could you not tell?
DISCLAIMER: I don't own G-Wing and no, I wasn't there when they were filming the show.