Spanky isn't me if you were wondering it's my friend. Thanks you sooooooo much for all the nice review I love you all soooo much!!! Thanks you! This is the second part and again I tried to make it funny I hope it is! J I only have one part left after this! I didn't write it know so then you all can read this while you're waiting for the end! No flames please review nicely like you did before! Those reviews made my day thanks you I love you! I can't get ride of the dots in between and the paragragh sign things! Love ya all and HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Spanky: Ok, I thought of more stuff. The sprit of Christmas past takes our poor Heero to a house. Where little Heero and the scientist are living.
Little Heero: Isn't today Christmas Eve?
Scientist Dude: Who cares
Noin: He's a friendly fellow isn't he?
Heero: *grunts* He's trying to remove all my humanity.
Noin: He did a good job!
Little Heero: I was invited to a party! Can I go PLEASE!
Scientist: NO!
Lil Heero: Please
Scientist: Soldiers don't beg!
Lil Heero: *less beggingly* please I'll be good.
Noin: You used to be excited about it!
Heero: I used to sing Elvis songs. Keep watching.
Scientist: No you need to go over stimulation's more. NOW STOP IT! You don't have time for stupid parties and games! You are here to be perfect and if you're not… well then you have no use here!
Lil Heero: *Hangs his head* ok
Noin: *grabs Heero's hand* let's go.
Spanky: Again they were lost in a swirl of color and …swirls. Then with a thump they land on the ground. Heero looked around. This was the first time he meet Relina. Heero watched as Relina ran up to the unconscious him and called an ambulance. Then she removed his helmet and said, "He's just a boy." Then he watched him ask Relina if he saw his face. Then He watched as he bet up the ambulance guys and and stole the truck. He also watched how Relina held out her hand and said "I'm Relina Darling and you are…?"
Heero: well I had too it was a mission I was on.
Noin: You didn't have to scare her like that!
Heero: *grunts*
Noin: Here's another time.
Spanky: This transmission was quick they were in the school and Relina was crying in the hallway. This wasn't on TV ok; this was behind the scenes. The Heero in the past walked pasted her. He turned around at the end of the hallway. WHAT'S THIS IS HE HAVING FEELINGS?
Past Heero: What are you crying about?
Past Relina: Nothing you'd understand
Past Heero: FINE!
P Relina: Heero! What is your problem do you have no human emotions at all?
P Heero: No
Noin: Ouch
Heero: Let's not watch this part!
Noin: No I like this part!
Heero: Let's leave NOW!
Noin: *flares up* LISTEN I'M THE SPRIT AND I'LL KICK YOUR A$S IF YOU LEAVE!!!!!
Heero: Fine! I'm still not afraid of you though!
Noin: Sure
P Relina: Heero… *walks up to him* Please.
P Heero: *startled* Please what?
P Relina: Please face you feelings.
P Heero: *mad* I don't have any!
Spanky: Relina kisses Heero on the cheek and as she goes away Heero grabs her neck and pulls her toward his lips. They share an intimate kiss. Heero pulls away and ashamed of himself goes to leave. Relina however, stops him. She grabs his hand and pulls him to face her again. She through her arms around his neck and kisses him. This time with tongue. Heero places his arms around her waist. Relina's hands drop to his chest. Heero pulls away and runs. Relina stands there completely shocked
P Relina: Well that was nice. *smiles evilly*
Heero: That little… she did that…because-
Noin: Because she loves you. Come it's time for us to go.
Spanky Noin takes his hand again and they appear back into Heero's bedroom.
Noin: That's all for me. Heero feel asleep on his bed right away.
Spanky: HEY THAT'S MY JOB. The sprit of Christmas left. However, before that she tripped over the coffee table. You dare try to mess with me sprit? I control your faith I'm the master! Anyways so, Heero fell asleep in his bed right away. He awoke to the chimes of the clock.
Heero: Oh no.
Spanky: He heard a laughter and giggling. So he walked toward the bathroom door which the noise was coming from. He opened the door slowly. There was a boy with long hair into a braid and he was in the bathtub with a girl. Heero, the boy, and the girl all screamed.
Duo: Do you mind?
Heero: *slams door shut*
Duo: *comes out. Now dressed* ok I'm the sprit of Christmas present. I know I'm sexy, but try to control your self.
Heero: What- what kind of sprit are you?
Duo: The last one you see if you keep going! I'm the god of death!! *get's hit with a thunder bolt*
Spanky: In my story your god of nothing! I'm the one and only god. Besides my master who is- who is great! On with the story. The sprit reaches out for Heero hand and grabs it.
Duo: Off we go! *go into more color stuff*
Spanky: As they land on the of Tim's house. Heero ends up spiraled on the floor.
Heero" You're a lot less gentler then the last. I normally don't hold guy's hands either.
Duo: Why not *wink*
Heero: Moves a little away from Duo.
Duo: Ok, this is Tim house. Look how-
Spanky: On their table they had nothing but a bowl of mashed potatoes
Duo: I was going to say tiny ham!
Spanky: Tiny ham is a lot of food!
Duo: NO it isn't for that many people
Spanky: Fine at their table was four people. Tim his wife and Tiny Tim and some random kid! Ok
Duo: Listen you are so- where did get the name Spanky from anyways
Spanky: *grins evilly*
Duo: Never mind I don't want to know.
Spanky: Are you sure, I'm hot.
Duo: * thinking about it* ok
Heero: Wait, wait! I don't want to know and I'm sure neither does Tiny Tim-
Duo: And the random kid!
Heero: -And the random kid my point is get with the story!
Spanky: Ok Scrooge. Hey that works. Ok go on with the story.
Tiny Tim: I toast to Heero Yuy! Because of him we can have this Mashed potatoes
Spanky: *to Duo* Hah!
Everyone: To Heero Yuy
Heero: They toasted to me after what I did? I mean I didn't do anything about time they respect me!
Tim: Tiny Tim, are you feeling better?
Tiny Tim: Sense I got this food in my belly, a bit.
Random kid: Who are you? Where am I?
Tim: Who are you?
Random kid: I think I'm just put in this story because the narrator was too lazy to erase four and put three.
Spanky: I'm still here!
Random Kid: Let's celebrate!
Duo: The rest is all mushy stuff! You don't like it! Let's go!
Spanky: They appeared in the middle of a soccer field with fat men in bikinis playing rugby. We all screamed! What! Duo you need your spritness tested!
Duo: AHHHHH I hoped I'd never come back to here! This was the last guy!!! AHHHH
Spanky: They appeared in a house. That was the scariest thing I've ever seen!
Heero: *grabs his face* my eyes my eyes!
Duo: I had to stay there for a minute last time. I thought I was going to throw up! Sorry about that everyone! Spanky you're not suppose to call me Duo remember, only in bed! Ugh, I think I left my stomach in a different time zone!
Spanky: Sorry. Duo don't tell, member it's a secret! In the house was Trowa and Catherine a couple years ago.
Trowa: Heero's such a loser!
Catherine: I know! Let's play a trick on him!
Trowa: We'll have to get Wing Zero out of the way first!
Duo: Sorry you have to see this
Heero: Please, this is were they blow up Wing Zero by accident! Then the police made fun of me cause I wanted them in jail.
Duo: Fine!
Spanky: Hold on Noin was suppose to do that sense!!
Duo: That's your fault!
Spanky: Don't tell my boss ok! So they appeared in Hilde's house. They were having a party.
Hilde: I'm upset Heero couldn't come!
Sally: Not me!
Lady Une: Me neither he's so cranky!
Hilde: Well my farther invited him and so on! So I'll keep invited him although he won't come! I toast to Heero Yuy!
Sally: Alright, to Heero.
Lady Une: To Heero
Duo: See you still got people who love you!
Heero: Bah Humbug!
Duo: I had a guy who said that I can't think of his name. Do you even know what that word means?
Heero: Yeah, well…
Duo: You don't do you!
Heero: No, but it sounds cool.
Spanky: On with the story please! Ok, they arrive back at Heero's place and the sprit leaves.
Duo: No goodbye?
Spanky: Bye ok, then he leaves. Heero falls asleep again then he was awakening by the charm of the clock again. That's all until next time!