A/N: Ok, this one is a little jacked up, so no flames! Sorry it took so long, I got busy!
Spanky: After the second sprit left, Heero fell asleep right away. Then with another chime he awoke (you know the routine!). Heero climbed out of bed and rubbed his eyes.
Heero: Wow I'm really tired! Can I skip this and go to sleep?
Spanky: No! He heard a spooky rush of wind and his window opened and a black robed figure was standing there. He held out his hand and snapped it. Heero was holding it the next second. They all of a sudden appeared back at Tiny Tim's house. The scene was different though. It was all black and full of weeping people.
Treize: Only if I had more money, then I'd be able to buy him medicine!
Wife: Don't beat your self up on it! It wasn't your fault!
Treize: Yeah, it's Heero's!
Heero: Wait a second I see where this is going! *turns to Zech* You don't talk as much do you? The others wouldn't stop talking!
Spanky: The figure shook his head and pointed to Tim.
Treize: I'm so glad he's dead!
Heero: Back up, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I was suppose to do that right?
Spanky: Sure… anyways, the sprit took Heero to another scene. This was at a cemetery!
Heero: Why are we here. Wait, this is the part where I see Relina's death or something right?! Well, bring it on cause its not real plus, then fate is doing the job I should have done a while ago! Hahahah!
Spanky: You really are a jerk huh? The sprit pointed to a grave near by that still wasn't filled in with dirt.
Heero: what I'm not stupid you'll just push me in.
Spanky: NO, he's saying that you're in there and your just barred cause no one came to your funeral!
Heero: SO what?
Spanky: You mean that doesn't bother you?
Heero: No, I'm a soldier that needs to die alone!
Spanky: You're such a liar, I know you want people to be there!
Heero: no, I didn't expect anyone to come!
Spanky: Well fine look at the date anyways! It's next year!
Heero: Oh well! I must have died in a battle!
Zech: Err you're so annoying! *takes down hood* You died of loneliness because Relina left you and so did Hilde! No one was left to care after those two finally left you!
Heero: I can take care of myself!
Zech: Not if I kill you!
Heero: Bah humbug!
Spanky: Ok, I don't do the fights so you too are going have to work it out my way!
Zech: What would that be?
Spanky: JERRY JERRY! Jerry Springier!
Zech: Huh? You've got to be kidding me!
Spanky: Nope. All of a sudden, they appeared on the Springier stage sitting in the chairs.
Jerry: So, you Heero don't care about anything in your life?
Heero: No I care about my missions.
Spanky: crowd boos.
Heero: Thanks
Spanky: No prob!
Jerry: So you don't even care about your boyfriend, Zech?
Heero: WHAT!
Spanky: Sorry, wrong problem. *flashes 'Heero wants to kill his girlfriend and be lonely' on bottom of the screen. There.
Heero: So I'm a soldier!
Jerry: Not anymore cause the war is over!
Heero: So…
Jerry: *turns to Zech* so, who are you?
Zech: I'm the ghost of Christmas past and he's not getting scarred so I'm going to get fired!
Heero: That's not true, now I'm scarred
Jerry: Why would you like to tell our audience?
Heero: No, ok, YOU ARE SCARRING ME!
Spanky: Calm down killer. Hey that works!
Jerry: Let's bring out Relina.
Heero: no
Jerry: yes!
Spanky: Relina runs out and hugs Heero. Heero pushes her off.
Heero: Who said she was my girlfriend anyways?!
Spanky: I DID!
Heero: ok, ok.
Relina: *takes a seat* Heero, I love you!
Zech: See!
Heero: So
Jerry: Wow!
Spanky: Jeez
Crowd: Booooo
Heero: shut up!
Crowd: Boooooo
*Heero jumps up and blasts the audience with a gun*
Jerry: That's my audience!
Heero: SO?
Jerry: err, I quit!
Spanky: You can't! I didn't say that! *Jerry walks off stage*
Zech: You let him do what he wants!
Spanky: I didn't that was the stars!
Heero: Oh boy, what a jacked up narrator!
Spanky: *flares up* EXCUSE YOU! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD THIS *@#%$% JOB IS YOU #@$%^& HEAD! I CAN KILL YOU IF I FEEL LIKE IT! YOU UNGRATEFUL *@#%$^%$%$#!$##!!!! YOU ARE THE BIGGEST NO GOOD "SOLIDER" THAT I EVER MET! YOU ARE TOO ARROGANT AND STUPID TO SEE YOUR PAIN ON OTHERS! *breaths heavily*
Relina: Thank you!
Zech: Finally. Hey Relina you're hot! Let's get married in Vegas!
Relina: You're my brother!
Zech: Not in this story!
Spanky: Go ahead!
Heero: Wait! No I was just kidding!
Spanky: you disserve that!
Heero: Noooooooo
Spanky: Yessssssssssssssssssss. Uh The End!
Sorry that really sucked but I didn't want the usual ending! ;)