The many Animorph deaths!
* "Today, this week, there was an awful hostage situation. Apparently a female teenager's credit card was declined. She held the clerk hostage as police tried to negotiate. Many were injured by the flying high heals. One man is in serious condition. The clerk was a quick thinker. As the blonde, gorgeous female turned around, the clerk made a break for it, hitting the shelves on an accident, and they went collapsing on the female girl. It was a tragic death. The shelves hit her so bad, it drove her into the floor, and she won't budge. Tiles are being replaced as this reporter speaks".
* "Hey Maw! Lookie here what I shot down!" The mom comes in, cautiously. "Oh Cleatus! It's beautiful! But...where's the head?" The toothless hunter laughed. "Haw haw haw! But lemme es'playn! Ah' was wall...wah...wah'nderin'? Yeah, that's it. Wah'nderin' thoo the woods, and I saw it. I chased it fer awhile. I wolre it out. Then shot it dead!" The mom was astonished. "Wow, Cuh-leatus! Show me the hay-ud!". So they walked into the living room. "And look, Maw! It has no mouth, and 4 eyes!"
* "Well, fellow bird-watcher, I think our friend here has a new territory!" Two men whispered, watching a red-tailed hawk. "He hovers, circling lower, over the tracks, as it starts to rain...seeking his prey. The red-tailed hawk, the greatest bird hunter of the species. He-Oooooh!" Meanwhile, on a train. "Mommy, look, a birdy! AHHH! MOMMY!" Meanwhile...Aww, I hate the rain! BOOOOM! Aww, man! What next?! CRRRAAACK! Lightning strikes.
* Marco, you are one smart man! Marco was housefly morphed, flying through a window. Jessica will never know what hit her! He was spying on Jessica, wanting to see something. He was used to housefly sight, so he stayed far back. She went to the bathroom, and he followed. He perched inside of a white, glossy surface. "Well, time for my shower!" Marco imagined himself grinning. Marco, what will you think of, next? Jessica went to towards the door, and tripped, grabbing onto the nearest thing for support. She flushed the toilet. AHHHHHHHHH-
* Homer was out at night, running the streets. Or to be exact, a replica as Homer. Finally, time to relax, and not fighting Yeerks. He ran up and down the streets, barking, and causing other dogs to go NUTS! He could see lights going on. He didn't see the white truck. Or the net. HEY! The dog catcher had him, and stuffed Jake in the back of the truck. Jake howled as he was driven to certain doom.
* "That's it! I've quit. No more violence. No more fighting. I'm done being an Animorph." She sat in the barn, thinking. "No one got anywhere fighting! It never solved anything. From now on, I'm DONE WITH!" She yelled, as she hit one of the posts with her fist. Crrrrraaaaack! "...uh oh..." The barn came crashing down.
* "Today, this week, there was an awful hostage situation. Apparently a female teenager's credit card was declined. She held the clerk hostage as police tried to negotiate. Many were injured by the flying high heals. One man is in serious condition. The clerk was a quick thinker. As the blonde, gorgeous female turned around, the clerk made a break for it, hitting the shelves on an accident, and they went collapsing on the female girl. It was a tragic death. The shelves hit her so bad, it drove her into the floor, and she won't budge. Tiles are being replaced as this reporter speaks".
* "Hey Maw! Lookie here what I shot down!" The mom comes in, cautiously. "Oh Cleatus! It's beautiful! But...where's the head?" The toothless hunter laughed. "Haw haw haw! But lemme es'playn! Ah' was wall...wah...wah'nderin'? Yeah, that's it. Wah'nderin' thoo the woods, and I saw it. I chased it fer awhile. I wolre it out. Then shot it dead!" The mom was astonished. "Wow, Cuh-leatus! Show me the hay-ud!". So they walked into the living room. "And look, Maw! It has no mouth, and 4 eyes!"
* "Well, fellow bird-watcher, I think our friend here has a new territory!" Two men whispered, watching a red-tailed hawk. "He hovers, circling lower, over the tracks, as it starts to rain...seeking his prey. The red-tailed hawk, the greatest bird hunter of the species. He-Oooooh!" Meanwhile, on a train. "Mommy, look, a birdy! AHHH! MOMMY!" Meanwhile...Aww, I hate the rain! BOOOOM! Aww, man! What next?! CRRRAAACK! Lightning strikes.
* Marco, you are one smart man! Marco was housefly morphed, flying through a window. Jessica will never know what hit her! He was spying on Jessica, wanting to see something. He was used to housefly sight, so he stayed far back. She went to the bathroom, and he followed. He perched inside of a white, glossy surface. "Well, time for my shower!" Marco imagined himself grinning. Marco, what will you think of, next? Jessica went to towards the door, and tripped, grabbing onto the nearest thing for support. She flushed the toilet. AHHHHHHHHH-
* Homer was out at night, running the streets. Or to be exact, a replica as Homer. Finally, time to relax, and not fighting Yeerks. He ran up and down the streets, barking, and causing other dogs to go NUTS! He could see lights going on. He didn't see the white truck. Or the net. HEY! The dog catcher had him, and stuffed Jake in the back of the truck. Jake howled as he was driven to certain doom.
* "That's it! I've quit. No more violence. No more fighting. I'm done being an Animorph." She sat in the barn, thinking. "No one got anywhere fighting! It never solved anything. From now on, I'm DONE WITH!" She yelled, as she hit one of the posts with her fist. Crrrrraaaaack! "...uh oh..." The barn came crashing down.