And here it is: the final part in my little Outlaw Star fiasco otherwise known as "Fred Luo's Revenge On Toonami" If you guys really like this and convince me I'm not doing a bad job, maybe I'll stick around here for a while. I'm debating between doing Outlaw Star, Cowboy Bebop, Final Fantasy, or Gundam Wing... decisions decisions... lemme know what you guys want, k?
"Fred Luo's Revenge~finale"
by Faye, My Funny Valentine
(formerly known as Shinigami Baby and Neko Shinichan)
Jim couldn't believe his eyes. "Was that a light shield over that satellite!?"
Gene nodded gravely. "Afraid so, partner."
Jim folded his arms in disgust. "Well this sucks. NOW what?"
"A WHAT?!" Fred screeched into the phone.
Gene pulled his ear away a second too late. "That's right. A light shield."
"This is ridiculous! This is insane!" Fred shouted. "This is..." he sank into his chair and quieted down "...so unfair..."
Aisha ClanClan of the CtarlCtarl Empire walked the streets of Heiphon quietly... well, except for her stomach roaring on occasion.
"Nya.... Aisha's so hungry..." The plenipotentiary complained quietly, patting her stomach. Her dead white braid swayed back and forth as she staggered around a corner and smack into what would have only been thought up in a soap opera(or by the authoress of course ~_^).
"Oh Melfina..."
"Oh Harry..."
"Oh please..." Aisha said to herself, swatting sparkles and bubbles out of the way as she passed the extremely muchy couple.
Entering through the back way, Aisha poked her head around the corner to find out that no one was home at Gene's place. She blinked. 'He couldn't have gone far... afterall he needs Mel in order to pilot the ship...'
Out in Space...
"Hey Gene..."
"Yeah Jim?"
"I kinda just noticed something."
"What's that?"
"Where's Melfina?"
Gene blinked and looked back to Melfina's look-at-me-I'm-naked chamber where she'd usually be and noticed she was missing. "Good question..."
"And um...Gene?"
"Yeah?"
"We're kinda screwed right now, aren't we?" Jim asked.
Gene nodded. "You bet."
"Especially if the pirates decide to attack us right now."
"Especially then."
Not too far away...
"Hah! It's the XGP!" Ron MacDoogal grinned to himself. "Now I can get that damn Starwind guy MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA*choke*"
Then Ron died. =*(
Goes to show you, that you should never eat and drive.
Back on the Outlaw Star...
"Gene, we've got company! It's the Shangri-La!"
"Shit! It's coming right for us!"
"Duck and cover!" Jim dived under his console.
"Moron! That isn't gonna help us..." Gene said as he tried in vain to manuver the Outlaw Star out of the way...
Aisha opened the refrigerator door and her eyes lit up at the sight of all the delicious food...
Fred turned a page in Vogue and took another sip of his daquari as Bobby filed his toenails...
Suzuka killed another person...
Harry and Melfina began stripping down eachother right out there in public...
Ron was still being dead...
***We interrupt these cliffhangers to bring you this special report: The Outlaw known as "Hot Ice" Hilda was seen repotedly on Blue Heaven. She is currently wanted by both the Pirates and the Space Federation for a bounty of 10 Million wong.***
All characters in the fic suddenly stopped raiding Gene's fridge, reading Vogue, killing people, practically screwing, getting rammed by the Shangri-La, or being dead. Everyone dropped what they were doing to go find Hilda. Destroying the Cartoon Network satellite was a forgotten memory... or was it?
The End
"Fred Luo's Revenge~finale"
by Faye, My Funny Valentine
(formerly known as Shinigami Baby and Neko Shinichan)
Jim couldn't believe his eyes. "Was that a light shield over that satellite!?"
Gene nodded gravely. "Afraid so, partner."
Jim folded his arms in disgust. "Well this sucks. NOW what?"
"A WHAT?!" Fred screeched into the phone.
Gene pulled his ear away a second too late. "That's right. A light shield."
"This is ridiculous! This is insane!" Fred shouted. "This is..." he sank into his chair and quieted down "...so unfair..."
Aisha ClanClan of the CtarlCtarl Empire walked the streets of Heiphon quietly... well, except for her stomach roaring on occasion.
"Nya.... Aisha's so hungry..." The plenipotentiary complained quietly, patting her stomach. Her dead white braid swayed back and forth as she staggered around a corner and smack into what would have only been thought up in a soap opera(or by the authoress of course ~_^).
"Oh Melfina..."
"Oh Harry..."
"Oh please..." Aisha said to herself, swatting sparkles and bubbles out of the way as she passed the extremely muchy couple.
Entering through the back way, Aisha poked her head around the corner to find out that no one was home at Gene's place. She blinked. 'He couldn't have gone far... afterall he needs Mel in order to pilot the ship...'
Out in Space...
"Hey Gene..."
"Yeah Jim?"
"I kinda just noticed something."
"What's that?"
"Where's Melfina?"
Gene blinked and looked back to Melfina's look-at-me-I'm-naked chamber where she'd usually be and noticed she was missing. "Good question..."
"And um...Gene?"
"Yeah?"
"We're kinda screwed right now, aren't we?" Jim asked.
Gene nodded. "You bet."
"Especially if the pirates decide to attack us right now."
"Especially then."
Not too far away...
"Hah! It's the XGP!" Ron MacDoogal grinned to himself. "Now I can get that damn Starwind guy MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA*choke*"
Then Ron died. =*(
Goes to show you, that you should never eat and drive.
Back on the Outlaw Star...
"Gene, we've got company! It's the Shangri-La!"
"Shit! It's coming right for us!"
"Duck and cover!" Jim dived under his console.
"Moron! That isn't gonna help us..." Gene said as he tried in vain to manuver the Outlaw Star out of the way...
Aisha opened the refrigerator door and her eyes lit up at the sight of all the delicious food...
Fred turned a page in Vogue and took another sip of his daquari as Bobby filed his toenails...
Suzuka killed another person...
Harry and Melfina began stripping down eachother right out there in public...
Ron was still being dead...
***We interrupt these cliffhangers to bring you this special report: The Outlaw known as "Hot Ice" Hilda was seen repotedly on Blue Heaven. She is currently wanted by both the Pirates and the Space Federation for a bounty of 10 Million wong.***
All characters in the fic suddenly stopped raiding Gene's fridge, reading Vogue, killing people, practically screwing, getting rammed by the Shangri-La, or being dead. Everyone dropped what they were doing to go find Hilda. Destroying the Cartoon Network satellite was a forgotten memory... or was it?
The End