Never-Seen-Before
Footage of G-wing…2!
TAPE 1:
Heero sat in Wing Zero, just as the Zero Program came up.
"Relina?" Heero stared with wonder as Relina's face popped up on the screen.
"Hi Heero!" Relina greeted him with one of her annoyingly huge smiles.
"What are you doing here?" Heero asked annoyed.
"Haven't you heard?" Relina asked. "I'm the new Zero Program!"
"What?" Heero asked with shock.
"That's right!" Relina smiled on…
"Oh this is horrible, oh what the heck?" Heero said as he began rummaging in his pockets. "Hey! Where is it?"
"Looking for this?" Relina held up Wing Zero's detonation device.
"Oh damn," Heero swore. "OH well, there's always my trusty…HEY! Where's my gun?"
Relina held up his gun beside the detonation device.
TAPE 2:
Milliardo stood out in outer space in his Gundam, Epyon.
"Let me join you," Noin begged.
"Fine," Milliardo said with not much expression.
"Yaaa!" Noin cheered as she reeled her mobile suit to Milliardo's and both their suits started to do something they shouldn't.
"Ewwwww!" the director cried out. "CUT! That is just plain sick! We cannot show this on T.V. Burn the film! That is just so gross!"
"You know, usually the camera crew would start laughing by now," Noin said with amazement. "Do you think we went to far?"
"Nah!" Milliardo said. "Lets go bug the other actors!"
"Goodie!" Noin jumped for joy.
AUTHOR: Sorry, that was sick. Don't know what I've been smoking!
TAPE 3: Scene that's suppose to have Duo and Hilde talking…
"And action!" the director shouted. "Wait a minute, where's Duo and Hilde?"
The camera crew looks out upon the empty set.
"Pssst!" one of them points to the closet and opens it, revealing…Duo and Hilde, doing…um…something.
"Oh Du-eeek!" Hilde shrieked as she saw the people gathering around her and Duo.
"Um, hi guys," Duo scratched his head in embarrassment. "Sorry, when you said 'take five', I thought you meant hours."
"Why me?" the director sobbed with his face in his hands.
TAPE 4:
Treize walks onto the set with some sort of old tattered book.
"Just film what I'm about to read and then decide whether you want it in the show," Treize said a he cleared his throat and began to read from the book. "Dear diary, Treize is so wonderful. He was so nice to me on the set today. I hope he-"
"HEY!" Lady Une screamed. "WHERE'S ME DIARY?"
"Uh-oh," Treize said as he tossed the books into the arms of a boy nearby. "Sorry for having to do this to you."
"YOU!" Lady Une pointed at the boy. "YOU WILL DIE FOR READING MY DIARY!"
Lady Une leaps onto the boy and starts ripping him to shreds.
"Like a tiger," Treize stared at the sight. "So did you get that on camera?"
The camera man gave him a thumb up.
TAPE 5:
"I'm not worthy of you Nataku," Wufei confronted his Gundam. "Disown me. Go on, don't be a weakling. What's that you say? I am worthy? Awwwww!"
Wufei give Nataku a big hug.
"Okay, is this guy scaring anyone else here either than me?" the director asked.
TAPE 6:
Trowa and Quatre are playing their instruments when suddenly, Quatre's violin string breaks and twacks him in the face and Trowa flute broke in half. Then they hear laughter. Noin and Milliardo fall onto the stage laughing their heads off.
"Good one," Milliardo patted Noin on the back.
"Nice job," Noin patted Milliardo on the back as well.
"Grrrrrr," Trowa and Quatre growled.
TAPE 7:
"Boy it's been a long day," Milliardo said as he walked into his dressing room.
He sat in front of his huge mirror and sighed. Then reached for his mask.
"Hey, something's wrong here," Milliardo tugged on his mask. "It's not coming off!"
"That's right," Quatre said as he and Trowa walked out from behind the shadows.
"We super glued it to your face," Trowa said quietly.
"That's what you get for breaking our instruments," Quatre said.
"But Noin had something to do with it too," Milliardo said.
"Yeah, well…we don't pick on women," Trowa said.
"That's sooooo typical Wufei talk," Milliardo muttered.
FINAL WORD: Hey, as you can see, it has no relationship with the first on what-so-ever. This time, it's about pranks and stuff. You see. Anyways. There's probably more to come…if I can get some more ideas. So…very…hard.
DISCLAIMER: Don't own G-Wing and I've never directed it or met the director either.