The messed up world that is my imagination The really messed up anime crossover (NO, NOT CROSSDRESSING!) Note: This is really messed up, it will involve Gundam Wing, DBZ, Pokemon, Salior Moon, Digimon, EVA and maybe more. If you know anything relevant about any one of them, you qualify to read this. If not, umm.... you still qualify to read this! P.S: This is going to be a VERY LONG THING.... And VERY MESSED UP. Chapter 1: Intro Into Confusion It was a warm sunny day, Asuka was walking in a forest. She heard a sudden rustling coming from a nearby bush. Upon closer inspection, a yellow puffball jumped out. "Pika!" It said. "What the hell is that?" Asuka stared at the thing for a moment. Their eyes locked and.... Asuka hit it over the head with a frying pan. "Hmph. Stupid little thing." Asuka walked off. Little did she know she was being watched.... "Hey! She took out that pesky pikachu so easily! Maybe we should get a frying pan?" Meowth, a member of team rocket said. "Are you nuts? We should just dig a hole!" Jessie yelled at Meowth. "Hey, what's that thing coming towards us?" James pointed at a large robot. "It's a Gundam!" A voice yelled... Who was it? Hey! Don't argue with the imposibilities of this story! The cockpit opened and Heero Yuy stepped out. "Have you seen a very loud, very psychotic girl around here?" He asked the hapless trio. "Sorry, nope. Unless you mean Jessie over here...OW!" James was suddenly hit over the head with a frying pan, wielded by Jessie. "No, have you seen a pikachu around here?" Heero looked puzzled, "Pikachu?....Bless you...? Now that you have seen my Gundam, you cannot live." Re-entering his Gundam, Heero proceeded to kick Team Rocket into the distance. "Looks like Team Rocket is...." In mid flight, Heero raised his beam cannon and fired, blowing up the annoying trio of stupidity, once and for all. Off in another part of the land, Goku and Vegeta were training while Trunks watched, "Ka-meh-ha-meh-HA!" Goku fired a beam at Vegeta. "Is that all you got, Kakarot? I am the most powerful fighter, the best, the smartest... no one can beat..." Vegeta was cut off when all of a sudden a giant robot foot came out of nowhere and landed on him, crushing him. "Thank God, I can't stand hearing him.. it's always blah, blah, blah..." Goku said. Trunks spoke up, "Thanks for shutting him up, Robot dude!" The black Gundam opened up and out came Duo Maxwell. "No problem." As he turned to get back into the cockpit, a rose hit him in the back. "Hey? Who's the florist around here?" Duo looked around. "What! My rose didn't stop you? Hmm... This might be a challenge... he must be some kind of Super Megaverse monster!" On top of a large building stood Tuxedo Mask. "Right, and you would be... Super panzy the gayest of all superheros? Or is it Florist guy?" Duo mocked Tuxedo Mask and lowered himself to the ground. "Hmph! I'll show you!" Just then, there came a cry of "STUNT DOUBLE!" and Tuxedo Mask was replaced by a stunt double, who jumped off the building and landed on the ground. He was then dragged off in a stretcher while the real Tuxedo Mask took his place. "...right. Let me take care of him." Duo walked towards him and a fight ensued. After being hit by the walking stick Tuxedo Mask carried, Duo backflipped and landed a few punches to the face. "Aww screw it!" He pulled out a gun and shot the gay wonderboy. "Well, I best be on my way, want to see what Heero and the others are up to." He re-entered his Gundam and flew off. Shinji was walking around aimlessly, like most anime characters do. When he heard a high pitched squeal, he turned to see Pen Pen running out of the bushes followed by a big orange dinosaur, a charizard. "What the hell?" Shinji stared in astonishment. "Go, use flame-thrower attack!" A blacked haired boy ran out. Shinji retreated, for the time being. Charizard toasted Pen Pen's bottom and it began running around. "All right, go pokeball!" It hit Pen Pen and captured it. "Yes! I caught a....Umm....Pen Pen? Oh well." Ash pumped his fists in the air. Suddenly Misty appeared from behind with Brock. Misty stood beside Ash and said, "kiss me you burning hunk of pokemeat!" Before they could get it on hot 'n heavy style, Shinji arrived in his EVA and stepped on all three of them. Then the pokeball that contained Pen Pen rolled out and released him. "Thank God I got here in time, or else the rating would have had to been changed." Shinji then left with his EVA. That is the end of Part 1.... Tune in next time for more messed up anime crossover fun!