Gambit's WHAT!?! By. Rogue's Worst NightmareGambit's WHAT!?!
By. Rogue's Worst Nightmare
(It's morning. Everyone is in the kitchen while Remy is spewing his poor
little heart out in the garbage while everyone watches)
-Poor guy!(Gambit's Angel)
Remy:*HRRRRRH*! Oh, merde......
Jean:Hey, is that a chessy poof?
Jubilee:No, it's a veal roll-up!
Rogue:Oh, Remy, my poor little dear. Are you okay? (Remy barfs on Rogue)
YOU LITTLE (beep)! I'M GONNA KICK YOU IN THE........
Logan:Ahhhh, let the Gumbo die in peace.
Hank:Ummmm, Remy, have you gained weight?
Remy:Five pounds! Sue me!(Gets handed a million orders to be in court.)
IT WAS A FIGURE OF SPEACH!!!!!!
Hank:(Alarmed)Five pounds!!!!!! To the Test-Mobile!!!!(Cue Batman song
from the '70's!)
(At the Test Mobi...-um, Lab)
Hank:Robin.....I mean Remy, I found out what has caused your morning
sickness. You're gonna be a daddy. Or is that a Mommy? (Ponders it until
Remy faints.) Oh, that's gotta hurt.
Remy:No, no dis is a joke. I got de flu, right Hank? (Get's no answer
and panics) Hank? Mon ami? (Answers by holding up a tube filled with blue
liquid.) Oh, merde! Who's is it?
Hank:It's Rogue's and it was put there by Sinister.
Remy:How do you know?( Hank peels off a sign off Remy's back that
says....
I made you pregnant,
It's Rogue's.
Ha, ha!
Later,
Sinister.)
Remy:Wow, so little words. Um, Hank. How's de kid supposed to get out?
Hank:Um, do you really want to know? (Remy gasps and cups himself.)
Remy:No. NO. NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! (Remy faints.)
Hank: (Panics) Of course we could do a C-section! Remy!!!!!!
(Enter Rogue's room. Remy and Rogue are sitting down on her bed. Remy's
trying to break the news.)
Remy:Um, Rogue, um soon, um, you're gonna get, um, ah, a present...
Rogue:OH! Are you gonna ask me to marry you!?! Oh, Ah'm so happy.
Remy:No, dat's not it.
Rogue:But Gambit's Angel's writtin' this story. We always get married
and live happy when she writes.
Remy:Not if Cat and Crystal has anyt'in' to do wit' it. Where was I? oh,
yeah. Um, the present will make you happy.....dere's a hint...I t'ink.....
Rogue:SPILL IT CAJUN!!!!!!!!!!!(hold up her fist.)
Remy:(Very fast and panicy)I'M PREGNANT WITH YOUR KID!!!!!!!!!!!(Faints)
Rogue:YOU'RE WHAT!?!(Rogue thinks and turns smug.)You don't know it's
mine. It could be Jean's. Remember 'More than Friends'?
Hank:On contrary, it's yours.
Rogue:Um, Hank.
Hank:Yes Rogue?
Rogue:(Wispers)How did you all get here?
Hank:(Frightened) I......don't....know.(Hugs Rogue for protection)
(Five months later. Remy's as big a a house)
Rogue:Sugah, that's the fifth gallon of ice cream you ate today.
Remy:(Finishing off the carton) I know, is dere any more?
Rogue:Hon, are you sure you're not havin' twins?
Remy:Nope. (Rogue sighs) Six. (She faints.)
Scott: What is this? "More the Marrier?" And Remy, you are all the Coco
Krispies and Granola.
Remy:(Staring at Scott's stomach) Hey, Scottie! Scott: This isn't Rocky
Horror Remy!
Remy:I know, but have you been gainin' weight?
(Five minutes later)
Scott: Great! Now I'm pregnant!
Remy:Join the club. ( Flips him a "M.I.P" card. (Men in Pregnacy))
Scott: Man, do I feel special!
Remy: I know.
Then in rushes, Beast jumping for joy and laughing out loud.
Beast: I'm going to be a mother!!!!! I'm going to be a mother!!!!
Scott And Remy: Not you too!!
Scott: Guess I'm not specal after all!
Exit Scott, crying his eyes out
Remy: I hate weepy pregant men.
Beast in the meanwhille, is eating all the chocolate rocky road in the
fridge.
Beast: Oh happy day, I can gain pounds without guilt.
Remy: But you're hips is gona suffer, I know.
Remy waddles(can you imagne?) out the door and down the hall. Then he
hears" Watch out, Wide load". He turns to see Logan, who is peceding to
laugh his face off(you know you want him to)Then ,Beast, who is wearing a
chocolate mouth, comes out of the the room.
Beast:Don't laugh my friend, you're pregant too.
Logan then precedes to faint.
Meanwhille, back at the ranch, the X-women(kina hard to tell whose a
woman in this story) sit down and talk.
Jean: Well I think it's about time that they learned what it's like
to be a woman.
Rogue: Well Ah don't. You heard Hank. The babies have to come out and
they have to come out somwhere. Poor Remy.
Jean: Poor Scott.
Then in comes ArchAngel. He is wearing a grin
Warren: Did you hear that Logan and Hank are pregant?
Jean: Logan?(Nervous now) Logan's pregant?
Warren: Yeah. This is going to be great. Now I can pick on them till
either Marvel shuts us down or the world comes to an end.
Rogue: Jean , you look nevous, sugah, what's wrong?
Jean : Oh, n..nothing's w..wrong. Really.
And before we can find out why Jean is so nervous, Crystal , who just
happens to be writing this part, desides she has no idea where she's going
and goes to where the action is.
Remy( Kniting BABY BOOTIES): I don' want to be a mother. It'll be such a
burden. If I ever get my hands on Sinster.....
Scott: You'll kick the living snot out of him?
Remy: Why you always got to finish my sentences? Don' t'ink I can do it
myself, is dat it? You want to get it on ,homme, let's get it on.
Warren(walking into the room): Oh,yeah,cat fight.Hiss! Reaouw!Fiss,
fiss!
Scott and Remy: LET'S GET HIM !!!
Scott and Remy then precede to beat the bejesus out of him.(enter sound
effects like CAPLOW!! and BANG!!)
Remy: What de hell was dat?
Scott: Didn't you hear Crystal? It was a CAPLOW and BANG.
Remy(holding his bulging belly): Oh Shit, de baby's coming!!!
Scott(holding his too): So's mine.
Remy; Dis is impossable. We ain't due for another 4 months!
Scott: Crystal's writng , remember? You know she's always in a hurry.
Remy(looking up): What I do to deserve dis ,Chere? Crystal, You know you
love me too much to hurt me.
Then , Remy feels no pain. He isn't even pregnant because Crystal was so
over come with love for him.
Scott: That's no fair!(looking at the sky) Remember what he did to
Rogue?
Then, Remy sceams in pain and is pregnant again.
Remy: You BITC.......ARRRGGAAAHHH.
Then in comes Hank withvery sharp medical instroments.
Scott and Remy(cupping themseleves): I don't wanta lose my balls !! I
don't wanta lose my balls!!!
Warren(from the floor): Who said you had any to lose?
GAMBIT: Shut up!!
BEAST, looking up at the sky: Should we tell them?
CATATRON*(voice of Cat, who is now writing this):Well, Remy, maybe...
BEAST, now to Remy and Scott: Neither of you are on the bright side, are you?
SCOTT: How dare you!?! I am the most wonderful, intelligent man on this earth!!
REMY: You've *ouch!* been overdoing dat coffee, 'gain, eh? *oww!!!* 'Sides,
Henri, what d' y' mean? *feminine shriek*
HANK: I mean, do either of you know what a caeserian section is?
ANGEL: Isn't that a film with Morgan Freeman?
HANK:...No... You cut the stomach open, dearies...
CATATRON: But Scott get's a gratituous nuetering while he's at it!!
ANGEL: Yeah!!!
CATATRON: Angel too!
ANGEL: No!!!
HANK: That sounds quite a good idea, actually!
REMY: Yeah! Hey, (addresses CATATRON) almighty-speaking-cloud... Y' don't wanna
make me not pregnant do y'?
CATATRON: No.
REMY: Aw, Crystal did!
CATATRON: Yeah, but I'm not as kind. Heh.
REMY: You're gon' tell me it's f' m' own good, next!
CATATRON: No, I'm gonna tell ya it's about time the men had to suffer.
REMY and SCOTT: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
CATATRON: Heh, heh, heh!!! 'Sides, it's a joyous sharing experience that'll
change your life!
REMY: Yeah, I'll never get rid of these stretch marks *sniff*
CATATRON: Aw, poor baby!
REMY, brightening up:Does dat mean y' gonna make me not pregnant do y'?
CATATRON: In ya dreams! Hank -- the scalpel! And no anaesthetic!
REMY and SCOTT:WHAT!?!?!?!
CATATRON: Damn, I'm good!
ANGEL: No, I'm good -- that's why I'm called Angel!
BEAST: You know, Warren, I have a bigger scalpel around here somewhere...
SCOTT: Yes, but if you cut off his wings, we'll have to think up a new name for
him...
REMY, with a strangled sound:Think!?!?
ANGEL: Oh, God, NO!!!!
SCOTT and REMY: ARGHHHH!!!!
(Rogue and Jean (very belatedly) run in)
ROGUE: Oh, mah poor sugah bunch! Are yah all raht!?!
REMY and SCOTT: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! ARGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
JEAN, smirking: This should be good!
ROGUE thinks a while. Then a while longer. Then a bit more... there:Ya know, ya
raht. It's about time men have ta put up with some real pain!!
CATATRON: Damn right!
ROGUE shrieks and looks around suspiciously: Who said that!?!
CATATRON: Just me.
ROGUE: Ummm...
HANK: Oh, please Rogue. You've been here 3 years now. Don't tell me you're not
used to voices coming out of nowhere!
CATATRON: It's not nowhere, it's my hou--
REMY and SCOTT: ARGG--
CATATRON: Ahem!
REMY and SCOTT: Sorry.
CATATRON: Thank you. It's my house. And I control you. Let's have another howl
of pain from the two pregnant men:
REMY and SCOTT: ARRRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
ROGUE: Wow! Ah wana do that! Can ah do that?
CATATRON: No.
ROGUE: Aw! Ah wanna--
REMY: Hello!!! We pregnant here! Did ev'one forget dat?
JEAN: Er... Well, yes, actually...
HANK: Here's the scalpel!
SCOTT and REMY cling onto one another and give off a scream. Why? Well, you know
how just before you have an injection, everyone tells you that the needle is
this big while holding their hands apart two feet? Well, this is like that. Only
more pointy bits. And the scalpel is really there :)
JEAN and ROGUE: I/Ah can't/cain't watch this!
ANGEL: I can!
CATATRON: You still want that neutering?
ANGEL: Er, no thanks.
CATATRON: Then clean my bedroom.
ANGEL: NO way! Hey! Why are my legs moving? Where am I flying to!?! HEY!! MY
WINGS AREN'T FEATHER DUSTERS!!!! (Angel flies out of the room, against his will)
CATATRON: Told you I controlled yo-- (see's what's happening to Remy and Scott.)
*ick* I'm not watching either. See ya!
ROGUE and JEAN here whimpers, screams, the slicing of blades, more whimpering
and screaming. And then...
HANK: Rogue! You're a mommy!
ROGUE turns round cautiously. See's the baby: Aw!!! He's so cute! Here, let me
hold him! He's got the cutist little toesie wosies! Yes you have! Yes you have!
Bww bww bww! Hi! Hi! Aren't you cute? Yes you are! Yes you are!
HANK backs away worried: Er... Oh, Scott! I nearly forgot! (More slicing, dicing
and whimpering)
JEAN: Lemme see! Aw! He's a darling! Aw! Hey, Rogue, I bet mine's toes are
cuter'n your's'!
ROGUE: No way!
REMY and SCOTT: What about us?!
HANK: It appears your toes aren't cute enough to bother about.
SCOTT: Hmmp! *whimper* Can I have some pain killers?
REMY: Can I go to sleep?
HANK: Sure, why--
(Is interrupted by ROGUE arguing about cute little toesie wosies) HANK: --not.
CATATRON: Then everyone lived happily ever after! Except Angel, who is lost in
my room and may never find his way out. That's what he get's for being nasty to
Remy :)
* For those who do not know, in the book Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil
Gaiman (yes, that Neil Gaiman :), the Voice of God (like a secretary or
something as I recall...) is called Metatron. In this story, the voice of Cat
(that's me!) is called Catatron. Unless I've spelt it wrong :) So now you
know... Hope you enjoyed the story!
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By. Rogue's Worst Nightmare
(It's morning. Everyone is in the kitchen while Remy is spewing his poor
little heart out in the garbage while everyone watches)
-Poor guy!(Gambit's Angel)
Remy:*HRRRRRH*! Oh, merde......
Jean:Hey, is that a chessy poof?
Jubilee:No, it's a veal roll-up!
Rogue:Oh, Remy, my poor little dear. Are you okay? (Remy barfs on Rogue)
YOU LITTLE (beep)! I'M GONNA KICK YOU IN THE........
Logan:Ahhhh, let the Gumbo die in peace.
Hank:Ummmm, Remy, have you gained weight?
Remy:Five pounds! Sue me!(Gets handed a million orders to be in court.)
IT WAS A FIGURE OF SPEACH!!!!!!
Hank:(Alarmed)Five pounds!!!!!! To the Test-Mobile!!!!(Cue Batman song
from the '70's!)
(At the Test Mobi...-um, Lab)
Hank:Robin.....I mean Remy, I found out what has caused your morning
sickness. You're gonna be a daddy. Or is that a Mommy? (Ponders it until
Remy faints.) Oh, that's gotta hurt.
Remy:No, no dis is a joke. I got de flu, right Hank? (Get's no answer
and panics) Hank? Mon ami? (Answers by holding up a tube filled with blue
liquid.) Oh, merde! Who's is it?
Hank:It's Rogue's and it was put there by Sinister.
Remy:How do you know?( Hank peels off a sign off Remy's back that
says....
I made you pregnant,
It's Rogue's.
Ha, ha!
Later,
Sinister.)
Remy:Wow, so little words. Um, Hank. How's de kid supposed to get out?
Hank:Um, do you really want to know? (Remy gasps and cups himself.)
Remy:No. NO. NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! (Remy faints.)
Hank: (Panics) Of course we could do a C-section! Remy!!!!!!
(Enter Rogue's room. Remy and Rogue are sitting down on her bed. Remy's
trying to break the news.)
Remy:Um, Rogue, um soon, um, you're gonna get, um, ah, a present...
Rogue:OH! Are you gonna ask me to marry you!?! Oh, Ah'm so happy.
Remy:No, dat's not it.
Rogue:But Gambit's Angel's writtin' this story. We always get married
and live happy when she writes.
Remy:Not if Cat and Crystal has anyt'in' to do wit' it. Where was I? oh,
yeah. Um, the present will make you happy.....dere's a hint...I t'ink.....
Rogue:SPILL IT CAJUN!!!!!!!!!!!(hold up her fist.)
Remy:(Very fast and panicy)I'M PREGNANT WITH YOUR KID!!!!!!!!!!!(Faints)
Rogue:YOU'RE WHAT!?!(Rogue thinks and turns smug.)You don't know it's
mine. It could be Jean's. Remember 'More than Friends'?
Hank:On contrary, it's yours.
Rogue:Um, Hank.
Hank:Yes Rogue?
Rogue:(Wispers)How did you all get here?
Hank:(Frightened) I......don't....know.(Hugs Rogue for protection)
(Five months later. Remy's as big a a house)
Rogue:Sugah, that's the fifth gallon of ice cream you ate today.
Remy:(Finishing off the carton) I know, is dere any more?
Rogue:Hon, are you sure you're not havin' twins?
Remy:Nope. (Rogue sighs) Six. (She faints.)
Scott: What is this? "More the Marrier?" And Remy, you are all the Coco
Krispies and Granola.
Remy:(Staring at Scott's stomach) Hey, Scottie! Scott: This isn't Rocky
Horror Remy!
Remy:I know, but have you been gainin' weight?
(Five minutes later)
Scott: Great! Now I'm pregnant!
Remy:Join the club. ( Flips him a "M.I.P" card. (Men in Pregnacy))
Scott: Man, do I feel special!
Remy: I know.
Then in rushes, Beast jumping for joy and laughing out loud.
Beast: I'm going to be a mother!!!!! I'm going to be a mother!!!!
Scott And Remy: Not you too!!
Scott: Guess I'm not specal after all!
Exit Scott, crying his eyes out
Remy: I hate weepy pregant men.
Beast in the meanwhille, is eating all the chocolate rocky road in the
fridge.
Beast: Oh happy day, I can gain pounds without guilt.
Remy: But you're hips is gona suffer, I know.
Remy waddles(can you imagne?) out the door and down the hall. Then he
hears" Watch out, Wide load". He turns to see Logan, who is peceding to
laugh his face off(you know you want him to)Then ,Beast, who is wearing a
chocolate mouth, comes out of the the room.
Beast:Don't laugh my friend, you're pregant too.
Logan then precedes to faint.
Meanwhille, back at the ranch, the X-women(kina hard to tell whose a
woman in this story) sit down and talk.
Jean: Well I think it's about time that they learned what it's like
to be a woman.
Rogue: Well Ah don't. You heard Hank. The babies have to come out and
they have to come out somwhere. Poor Remy.
Jean: Poor Scott.
Then in comes ArchAngel. He is wearing a grin
Warren: Did you hear that Logan and Hank are pregant?
Jean: Logan?(Nervous now) Logan's pregant?
Warren: Yeah. This is going to be great. Now I can pick on them till
either Marvel shuts us down or the world comes to an end.
Rogue: Jean , you look nevous, sugah, what's wrong?
Jean : Oh, n..nothing's w..wrong. Really.
And before we can find out why Jean is so nervous, Crystal , who just
happens to be writing this part, desides she has no idea where she's going
and goes to where the action is.
Remy( Kniting BABY BOOTIES): I don' want to be a mother. It'll be such a
burden. If I ever get my hands on Sinster.....
Scott: You'll kick the living snot out of him?
Remy: Why you always got to finish my sentences? Don' t'ink I can do it
myself, is dat it? You want to get it on ,homme, let's get it on.
Warren(walking into the room): Oh,yeah,cat fight.Hiss! Reaouw!Fiss,
fiss!
Scott and Remy: LET'S GET HIM !!!
Scott and Remy then precede to beat the bejesus out of him.(enter sound
effects like CAPLOW!! and BANG!!)
Remy: What de hell was dat?
Scott: Didn't you hear Crystal? It was a CAPLOW and BANG.
Remy(holding his bulging belly): Oh Shit, de baby's coming!!!
Scott(holding his too): So's mine.
Remy; Dis is impossable. We ain't due for another 4 months!
Scott: Crystal's writng , remember? You know she's always in a hurry.
Remy(looking up): What I do to deserve dis ,Chere? Crystal, You know you
love me too much to hurt me.
Then , Remy feels no pain. He isn't even pregnant because Crystal was so
over come with love for him.
Scott: That's no fair!(looking at the sky) Remember what he did to
Rogue?
Then, Remy sceams in pain and is pregnant again.
Remy: You BITC.......ARRRGGAAAHHH.
Then in comes Hank withvery sharp medical instroments.
Scott and Remy(cupping themseleves): I don't wanta lose my balls !! I
don't wanta lose my balls!!!
Warren(from the floor): Who said you had any to lose?
GAMBIT: Shut up!!
BEAST, looking up at the sky: Should we tell them?
CATATRON*(voice of Cat, who is now writing this):Well, Remy, maybe...
BEAST, now to Remy and Scott: Neither of you are on the bright side, are you?
SCOTT: How dare you!?! I am the most wonderful, intelligent man on this earth!!
REMY: You've *ouch!* been overdoing dat coffee, 'gain, eh? *oww!!!* 'Sides,
Henri, what d' y' mean? *feminine shriek*
HANK: I mean, do either of you know what a caeserian section is?
ANGEL: Isn't that a film with Morgan Freeman?
HANK:...No... You cut the stomach open, dearies...
CATATRON: But Scott get's a gratituous nuetering while he's at it!!
ANGEL: Yeah!!!
CATATRON: Angel too!
ANGEL: No!!!
HANK: That sounds quite a good idea, actually!
REMY: Yeah! Hey, (addresses CATATRON) almighty-speaking-cloud... Y' don't wanna
make me not pregnant do y'?
CATATRON: No.
REMY: Aw, Crystal did!
CATATRON: Yeah, but I'm not as kind. Heh.
REMY: You're gon' tell me it's f' m' own good, next!
CATATRON: No, I'm gonna tell ya it's about time the men had to suffer.
REMY and SCOTT: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
CATATRON: Heh, heh, heh!!! 'Sides, it's a joyous sharing experience that'll
change your life!
REMY: Yeah, I'll never get rid of these stretch marks *sniff*
CATATRON: Aw, poor baby!
REMY, brightening up:Does dat mean y' gonna make me not pregnant do y'?
CATATRON: In ya dreams! Hank -- the scalpel! And no anaesthetic!
REMY and SCOTT:WHAT!?!?!?!
CATATRON: Damn, I'm good!
ANGEL: No, I'm good -- that's why I'm called Angel!
BEAST: You know, Warren, I have a bigger scalpel around here somewhere...
SCOTT: Yes, but if you cut off his wings, we'll have to think up a new name for
him...
REMY, with a strangled sound:Think!?!?
ANGEL: Oh, God, NO!!!!
SCOTT and REMY: ARGHHHH!!!!
(Rogue and Jean (very belatedly) run in)
ROGUE: Oh, mah poor sugah bunch! Are yah all raht!?!
REMY and SCOTT: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! ARGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
JEAN, smirking: This should be good!
ROGUE thinks a while. Then a while longer. Then a bit more... there:Ya know, ya
raht. It's about time men have ta put up with some real pain!!
CATATRON: Damn right!
ROGUE shrieks and looks around suspiciously: Who said that!?!
CATATRON: Just me.
ROGUE: Ummm...
HANK: Oh, please Rogue. You've been here 3 years now. Don't tell me you're not
used to voices coming out of nowhere!
CATATRON: It's not nowhere, it's my hou--
REMY and SCOTT: ARGG--
CATATRON: Ahem!
REMY and SCOTT: Sorry.
CATATRON: Thank you. It's my house. And I control you. Let's have another howl
of pain from the two pregnant men:
REMY and SCOTT: ARRRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
ROGUE: Wow! Ah wana do that! Can ah do that?
CATATRON: No.
ROGUE: Aw! Ah wanna--
REMY: Hello!!! We pregnant here! Did ev'one forget dat?
JEAN: Er... Well, yes, actually...
HANK: Here's the scalpel!
SCOTT and REMY cling onto one another and give off a scream. Why? Well, you know
how just before you have an injection, everyone tells you that the needle is
this big while holding their hands apart two feet? Well, this is like that. Only
more pointy bits. And the scalpel is really there :)
JEAN and ROGUE: I/Ah can't/cain't watch this!
ANGEL: I can!
CATATRON: You still want that neutering?
ANGEL: Er, no thanks.
CATATRON: Then clean my bedroom.
ANGEL: NO way! Hey! Why are my legs moving? Where am I flying to!?! HEY!! MY
WINGS AREN'T FEATHER DUSTERS!!!! (Angel flies out of the room, against his will)
CATATRON: Told you I controlled yo-- (see's what's happening to Remy and Scott.)
*ick* I'm not watching either. See ya!
ROGUE and JEAN here whimpers, screams, the slicing of blades, more whimpering
and screaming. And then...
HANK: Rogue! You're a mommy!
ROGUE turns round cautiously. See's the baby: Aw!!! He's so cute! Here, let me
hold him! He's got the cutist little toesie wosies! Yes you have! Yes you have!
Bww bww bww! Hi! Hi! Aren't you cute? Yes you are! Yes you are!
HANK backs away worried: Er... Oh, Scott! I nearly forgot! (More slicing, dicing
and whimpering)
JEAN: Lemme see! Aw! He's a darling! Aw! Hey, Rogue, I bet mine's toes are
cuter'n your's'!
ROGUE: No way!
REMY and SCOTT: What about us?!
HANK: It appears your toes aren't cute enough to bother about.
SCOTT: Hmmp! *whimper* Can I have some pain killers?
REMY: Can I go to sleep?
HANK: Sure, why--
(Is interrupted by ROGUE arguing about cute little toesie wosies) HANK: --not.
CATATRON: Then everyone lived happily ever after! Except Angel, who is lost in
my room and may never find his way out. That's what he get's for being nasty to
Remy :)
* For those who do not know, in the book Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil
Gaiman (yes, that Neil Gaiman :), the Voice of God (like a secretary or
something as I recall...) is called Metatron. In this story, the voice of Cat
(that's me!) is called Catatron. Unless I've spelt it wrong :) So now you
know... Hope you enjoyed the story!
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