Daniel walked into Darren's room.
'You know Daz, I think we should get a hotel as soon as possible so that we can get rid of the Fantastic Four. I'm going mad!'
'Yes. So am I. Only problem is no one really has any vacancies.' Darren sighed.
'Wish we could just kick them out,' Daniel said. Suddenly Luke fell into the room.
'You guys alright?'
'Huh? Of course. Why do you ask?' Darren answered, puzzled.
'Someone's in danger. I'd better go downstairs.' Luke rushed out with Force speed.
Darren and Daniel looked at each other, then jumped out of bed and ran down. Unfortunately as they rushed out they collided with Leia, who cried out.
'What are you'll doing?' Leia yelled.
'Downstairs. Luke said someone's in danger,' Daniel cried as he ran down, after Darren.
Leia followed.
Running down at top speed, Darren and Daniel never even saw Han and Lando running frantically towards them. It, unfortunately resulted in, WHAMO! Second time for Darren and Daniel and first for Han and Lando.
'Aahh,' screamed the fallen four.
'Will you guys please explain this,' Luke screamed from the kitchen.
Darren staggered up, only to be pulled down by Daniel who was using him to pull himself up.
Leia helped pull everyone up. Darren and Daniel followed her into the kitchen. Han and Lando stood in the main room.
'AAAAAAHHHHHHH,' a hideous scream escaped from the musicians.
'Ouch!' Luke cried out.
On the ceiling of the old kitchen was a man. He was stuck to the ceiling, with his own blood. His face was slashed. He was unrecognisable.
'How- how the hell- ohhhh.' Darren fell into Daniel's arms.
'Does he do nothing but faint?' Luke asked. He looked up. 'Whoa!'
Daniel hesitantly looked. His mouth fell open. The body was gone.
'Now let me see. First we have a strange man bringing us into a strange house. Then we have invisible people playing pianos. And now, this! This is ridiculous. Is this house haunted?' Darren walked around the main room flailing his arms about.
'Haunted?' Han asked.
'Haunted. You know, ghosts and stuff. Kind of like the spirit of Obi Wan,' Darren explained.
'Spirit of Obi Wan?' Leia asked Luke.
'I'll tell you later Leia. First we have to figure all this out. Do you think we've been set up?' Luke asked.
'Well, of course we've been set up you nut. What do you think? Let's get out of here,' Daniel said.
'Now? We won't get a place to stay,' Leia said.
For some strange reason, Lando got up to open the main door. 'Hmm.'
'Hmm, what, Lan-whatever?' Daniel asked.
'Door's locked. Got the key anyone?'
They all looked at each other. The lock as far as they knew, didn't really lock.
It didn't take them very long to get frantic and start banging on the door. For an old door it was rather sturdy. They couldn't move it.
'Bloody hell! This doesn't move. What now, mates?' Darren asked, rather worried.
'Sleep?' It was Han's vain attempt to calm everyone down.
'No no no! How can we sleep? There's a problem here. When I get my hands on that fellow, I'm going to kill him,' Daniel said.
'That's if we ever get out of here, Daniel,' Leia said blankly. The six stood still, thinking of what they would do. There was no way out and yet if they stayed, they would surely die! Though they all looked calm, inside even the brave Han and Lando had pounding hearts.
They heard a noise coming from close by. Like a chain passing through a hook! The six looked up just in time to see the large chandelier come crashing down at them!
'AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH,' they all screamed this time. Darren, of course, was the loudest.
They jumped out of the way. Luke used the Force to push them all further away. The chandelier crashed on the floor with a loud crash. They all turned and looked at it. There was a girl sitting on top of the chandelier. She was smiling at them. It was a nice, sweet, friendly smile. But, however normal she looked, there was no denying that the top of her head was missing and her brain was on full view.
Luke's eyes went wide. He'd seen ugly creatures in the Mos Eisley spaceport, but that was nothing compared to this. He made no attempt at hiding his horror.
'OH MY GOODNESS!' he said.
The girl smiled a little more and stood up. She appeared to be coming down from the chandelier to greet them. As soon as her toe touched the floor she disappeared. Han, Daniel and Leia blinked so they missed it.
Lando jumped up and frantically pulled at the door handle. The damn thing wouldn't budge! He banged his fists on the door but it didn't work either. The others were still staring at the fallen chandelier in shock.
'What are you'll just lying there for? DO SOMETHING!' he yelled, paranoid.
Han had never seen his former employer then friend, paranoid. Lando had always kept a smooth exterior. They all had except for Luke, of course.
'This is a nightmare. Just a horrible, horrible nightmare!' Darren said jumping up. 'We'll just wake up and everything will go away. We'll be back in our little hotel room and you guys will be wherever you'll were before you'll came here!'
'Darren, calm down friend,' Leia said and she put her hand on his arm. Darren covered his eyes with his hand, and sat back down on the floor, tired.
'Why don't we just go to sleep and hope everything will be fine in the morning,' Han said.
'Hey guys, the door is opening!' Luke exclaimed.
'Okay, everybody let's pack up and run,' Daniel said and ran upstairs to put his clothes into the suitcase. The fantastic four had been wearing the same thing ever since they got to Earth.
Rather unfortunately, the door was locked and Daniel couldn't get his things out. Neither could Darren. After a vain attempt of banging and shrieking, they gave up.
'Oh forget the clothes, come on let's run!' Darren said and was off before he'd finished speaking. Daniel followed close behind and the fantastic four joined in the race. They ran one behind the other. Darren grabbed the door handle, pulled it open and rushed out, followed by his friends.
They ran into the street and Darren banged into someone. He looked up, half afraid that it would be the strange man who had brought them into the house.
'Excuse me, but I think you should watch where you're going next time,' said the man. He was tall, had blond hair and blue eyes.
'Haven't I seen you somewhere?' Darren asked. The face seemed awfully familiar.
The man looked at Darren closely, and then shook his head. 'No, I don't think so.' He walked away leaving Darren puzzled about where he'd seen him.
'Daz! Daz! Do you know who you just bumped into?' Daniel asked.
'No,' Darren said.
'STING! You bumped into Sting,' Daniel said.
'Oh. OH! I hope he doesn't sue me. A singer like that could, you know,' Darren said.
There was a tap on Lando's shoulder. He turned around and shouted, 'OH NO!'
The strange man stood there with that same idiotic smile of his. 'Why, what are you'll doing outside?'
Daniel mustered all his courage and grabbed the man by the scruff of his collar. 'Where'd you put us up? We got falling chandeliers, dead people on ceilings and headless things all over the place.' So, maybe he was exaggerating a bit.
'Oh, really? How awful! That is such a pity. Maybe I should call in the Ghostbusters, no?'
'There's no need to be rude,' Han said, though he had no idea who the Ghostbusters were.
'You know Daz, I think we should get a hotel as soon as possible so that we can get rid of the Fantastic Four. I'm going mad!'
'Yes. So am I. Only problem is no one really has any vacancies.' Darren sighed.
'Wish we could just kick them out,' Daniel said. Suddenly Luke fell into the room.
'You guys alright?'
'Huh? Of course. Why do you ask?' Darren answered, puzzled.
'Someone's in danger. I'd better go downstairs.' Luke rushed out with Force speed.
Darren and Daniel looked at each other, then jumped out of bed and ran down. Unfortunately as they rushed out they collided with Leia, who cried out.
'What are you'll doing?' Leia yelled.
'Downstairs. Luke said someone's in danger,' Daniel cried as he ran down, after Darren.
Leia followed.
Running down at top speed, Darren and Daniel never even saw Han and Lando running frantically towards them. It, unfortunately resulted in, WHAMO! Second time for Darren and Daniel and first for Han and Lando.
'Aahh,' screamed the fallen four.
'Will you guys please explain this,' Luke screamed from the kitchen.
Darren staggered up, only to be pulled down by Daniel who was using him to pull himself up.
Leia helped pull everyone up. Darren and Daniel followed her into the kitchen. Han and Lando stood in the main room.
'AAAAAAHHHHHHH,' a hideous scream escaped from the musicians.
'Ouch!' Luke cried out.
On the ceiling of the old kitchen was a man. He was stuck to the ceiling, with his own blood. His face was slashed. He was unrecognisable.
'How- how the hell- ohhhh.' Darren fell into Daniel's arms.
'Does he do nothing but faint?' Luke asked. He looked up. 'Whoa!'
Daniel hesitantly looked. His mouth fell open. The body was gone.
'Now let me see. First we have a strange man bringing us into a strange house. Then we have invisible people playing pianos. And now, this! This is ridiculous. Is this house haunted?' Darren walked around the main room flailing his arms about.
'Haunted?' Han asked.
'Haunted. You know, ghosts and stuff. Kind of like the spirit of Obi Wan,' Darren explained.
'Spirit of Obi Wan?' Leia asked Luke.
'I'll tell you later Leia. First we have to figure all this out. Do you think we've been set up?' Luke asked.
'Well, of course we've been set up you nut. What do you think? Let's get out of here,' Daniel said.
'Now? We won't get a place to stay,' Leia said.
For some strange reason, Lando got up to open the main door. 'Hmm.'
'Hmm, what, Lan-whatever?' Daniel asked.
'Door's locked. Got the key anyone?'
They all looked at each other. The lock as far as they knew, didn't really lock.
It didn't take them very long to get frantic and start banging on the door. For an old door it was rather sturdy. They couldn't move it.
'Bloody hell! This doesn't move. What now, mates?' Darren asked, rather worried.
'Sleep?' It was Han's vain attempt to calm everyone down.
'No no no! How can we sleep? There's a problem here. When I get my hands on that fellow, I'm going to kill him,' Daniel said.
'That's if we ever get out of here, Daniel,' Leia said blankly. The six stood still, thinking of what they would do. There was no way out and yet if they stayed, they would surely die! Though they all looked calm, inside even the brave Han and Lando had pounding hearts.
They heard a noise coming from close by. Like a chain passing through a hook! The six looked up just in time to see the large chandelier come crashing down at them!
'AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH,' they all screamed this time. Darren, of course, was the loudest.
They jumped out of the way. Luke used the Force to push them all further away. The chandelier crashed on the floor with a loud crash. They all turned and looked at it. There was a girl sitting on top of the chandelier. She was smiling at them. It was a nice, sweet, friendly smile. But, however normal she looked, there was no denying that the top of her head was missing and her brain was on full view.
Luke's eyes went wide. He'd seen ugly creatures in the Mos Eisley spaceport, but that was nothing compared to this. He made no attempt at hiding his horror.
'OH MY GOODNESS!' he said.
The girl smiled a little more and stood up. She appeared to be coming down from the chandelier to greet them. As soon as her toe touched the floor she disappeared. Han, Daniel and Leia blinked so they missed it.
Lando jumped up and frantically pulled at the door handle. The damn thing wouldn't budge! He banged his fists on the door but it didn't work either. The others were still staring at the fallen chandelier in shock.
'What are you'll just lying there for? DO SOMETHING!' he yelled, paranoid.
Han had never seen his former employer then friend, paranoid. Lando had always kept a smooth exterior. They all had except for Luke, of course.
'This is a nightmare. Just a horrible, horrible nightmare!' Darren said jumping up. 'We'll just wake up and everything will go away. We'll be back in our little hotel room and you guys will be wherever you'll were before you'll came here!'
'Darren, calm down friend,' Leia said and she put her hand on his arm. Darren covered his eyes with his hand, and sat back down on the floor, tired.
'Why don't we just go to sleep and hope everything will be fine in the morning,' Han said.
'Hey guys, the door is opening!' Luke exclaimed.
'Okay, everybody let's pack up and run,' Daniel said and ran upstairs to put his clothes into the suitcase. The fantastic four had been wearing the same thing ever since they got to Earth.
Rather unfortunately, the door was locked and Daniel couldn't get his things out. Neither could Darren. After a vain attempt of banging and shrieking, they gave up.
'Oh forget the clothes, come on let's run!' Darren said and was off before he'd finished speaking. Daniel followed close behind and the fantastic four joined in the race. They ran one behind the other. Darren grabbed the door handle, pulled it open and rushed out, followed by his friends.
They ran into the street and Darren banged into someone. He looked up, half afraid that it would be the strange man who had brought them into the house.
'Excuse me, but I think you should watch where you're going next time,' said the man. He was tall, had blond hair and blue eyes.
'Haven't I seen you somewhere?' Darren asked. The face seemed awfully familiar.
The man looked at Darren closely, and then shook his head. 'No, I don't think so.' He walked away leaving Darren puzzled about where he'd seen him.
'Daz! Daz! Do you know who you just bumped into?' Daniel asked.
'No,' Darren said.
'STING! You bumped into Sting,' Daniel said.
'Oh. OH! I hope he doesn't sue me. A singer like that could, you know,' Darren said.
There was a tap on Lando's shoulder. He turned around and shouted, 'OH NO!'
The strange man stood there with that same idiotic smile of his. 'Why, what are you'll doing outside?'
Daniel mustered all his courage and grabbed the man by the scruff of his collar. 'Where'd you put us up? We got falling chandeliers, dead people on ceilings and headless things all over the place.' So, maybe he was exaggerating a bit.
'Oh, really? How awful! That is such a pity. Maybe I should call in the Ghostbusters, no?'
'There's no need to be rude,' Han said, though he had no idea who the Ghostbusters were.