centerh2Election day HELL part 2: How to speed up the Flordia election.../h2/center
I've seemed to notice a certain "electile disfunction" of the state of Flordia... Here are some suggestions from George W. Bush's cousin's, brother's, best friend's, sister's, husband's, roommate's, fiance's, highly militant nephew's point of view...
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(insert name space here... Wait a sec... Dammit!) "Election day HELL part 2"br
By QC of {PpG} Systems.p
First I need to track down that damned U-haul filled with the Palm Beach ballots and put a bazooka shell through it. Then I need to bribe the Flordia supreme court to "accidentally" forget about Al Gore altogetehr. Then it's easy. Put a bananna peel in the President's favorite bathroom and GW is the prez so fuckin' fast it ain't even funny! Or failing that why not take the WWF approach all over again? Whichever suits you better. Just so the WWF plan doesn't go too far and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin doesn't get elected!!!p
AUTHOR'S NOTES: I know this sucked. I just got bored. I've got some REAL fics in progress. See ya on the other side. -QC
I've seemed to notice a certain "electile disfunction" of the state of Flordia... Here are some suggestions from George W. Bush's cousin's, brother's, best friend's, sister's, husband's, roommate's, fiance's, highly militant nephew's point of view...
p
(insert name space here... Wait a sec... Dammit!) "Election day HELL part 2"br
By QC of {PpG} Systems.p
First I need to track down that damned U-haul filled with the Palm Beach ballots and put a bazooka shell through it. Then I need to bribe the Flordia supreme court to "accidentally" forget about Al Gore altogetehr. Then it's easy. Put a bananna peel in the President's favorite bathroom and GW is the prez so fuckin' fast it ain't even funny! Or failing that why not take the WWF approach all over again? Whichever suits you better. Just so the WWF plan doesn't go too far and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin doesn't get elected!!!p
AUTHOR'S NOTES: I know this sucked. I just got bored. I've got some REAL fics in progress. See ya on the other side. -QC