Slayers in Reality

Yes, the continuation of the pointless fic by

Amori Malee.

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It had been a couple of days since they had escaped the accursed Naga. They had all, amazingly, washed up on the same island. But this wasn't Gilligan's Island, or Fantasy Island, or Lodoss, the accursed island. But, it did seem to suck. It was....The Survivor Island!

DA DA DUM!!!!

Slowly Lina sat up, coughing up salt water, thinking of how they had barely escaped certain doom. (not the ocean, Naga.) Then something caught her eye. And made her blush. Badly.

There, standing in front of her akimbo (word for the day, akimbo= hands on hips) was a man. A very NAKED man.

"Welcome to the Island! Here its kill or be kill- er, I mean, you must survive to win the one MILLION dollars," he put a pinky to his lips. Out of nowhere a script hit him in the back of the head. "Oh yeah, wrong story line..."

Xellos looked at the man, then looked at the rest of the gang, then looked at the man, shrugged and smiled evily. Stripping of his clothes, he stood next the man.

"Ahhh! My eyes! They Burn!" Lina screamed and covered her eyes. Amelia fainted. Zel looked ready to fireball Xellos and Gourry was...confused.

"Why's Xellos naked?"

"When in Rome..." Xellos laughed.

"This ain't freaking ROME!!!!" Zel yelled.

"Oh Zel, come on! Strip for us!!!" Xellos taunted. He was immediately chased by Zel, who occasionally threw a couple fireballs at him.

"Chase me big boy, chase me!" Xellos called back playfully. Not looking where he was going, he was suprised to find himself running into a person. But not any ole person, a very special person.

This person looked at Xellos, saw his nakedness and blushed profusely. Whipping out her mace-sama, she gave her war cry, "NAMAGOMI!!!" and off went Xellos, flying through the air with the greatest of ease, Landing god knows where and away to please. (woah, *chaneling doctor suess* O.O*)

"FILLIA?" They all said, surprised.

"What are you doing here?" Lina asked her.

"Um....I don't know. I was just drinking my tea and then *poof* I was here. Where IS here, anyways?"

"Its Survivor Island!" said the naked man.

"O.O Does the nakedness ever cease!!!" Fillia cryed, then out flew mace-sama, to do as it please, sending away nasty naked man, way over the trees. (Dr. Seuss needs to back off!)

Gourry applauded her and as she curstied, and the rest rolled their eyes, a bunch of people came out of the woods, led by a man all in kaki.

"Well, you must be the new challengers! Come, its time for a challenge!!"

All of them looked at eachother, shrugged, and decided to go along with the man, since they had nothing else to do.

"Your challenge, new group, which I hearby name Kabula (all of them shared a glance at this time) is to go on a scavenger hunt. Here is your map, list and bag. Collect all you can, then meet us back here when your done, or by nightfall. The group that collects everything gets immunity!!!"

None of them knew what immunity was, or cared since it sounded like a disease, so they didn't question it. And off they were, into the woods.

Amidst their searching, Amelia (who had regained consciousness awhile ago but had been too stunned to say anything)lost the map. Suddenly, they found themselves on the WAY other side of the island.

"Geez, this place is BIG and CONFUSING!" Amelia said, rubbing her temples.

"Well, its wouldn't be so big and confusing if SOMEONE hadn't LOST THE MAP!!!" Lina yelled.

Amelia cringed, Gourry stared at something, Fillia drank some tea, and Zel sighed.

"Yelling at Amelia won't do any good Lina."

"Yeah...well, where ARE we?"

"Hey Lina...."

"I mean, here we are, the middle of nowhere, no IDEA where we are and-"

"Lina..."

"-all we can do is basically walk around in circles! And we can't even use-"

"Lina...."

"-our magic. WHAT IS IT GOURRY!"

Gourry just pointed over yonder and said, "Well, couldn't we just take that bridge to find someone to tell us where we are?"

Lina face faulted and slowly turned to where he was pointing. Sure enough, there in the distance was a bridge, leading across a narrow stream, that led to the main land.

"Um...yeah! Good job Gourry! Let's go guys!"

"But Ms. Lina, don't we have to finish the challenge?"

"Screw the challenge Amelia, lets go get some food!"

And all of them set off, across the rather short bridge across the narrow channel of water, to the main land that you just know was really there in the show because they probably always made trips to like the clubs and stuff like that.....um, I digress.... BACK TO THE STORY!

So, now they found themselves on the main land, next to a road. Of course, they had never seen a paved road before, so they weren't stepping on it, afraid it might be some sort of portal.

Then, a mighty beast came down the road at them. With small horns on the front.

The animal slowly slowed down before stopping right next to them. Gourry and Zelgadiss, proving that chilvary is NOT dead, stepped in front of the girls, as to protect them.

Something opened from the side of the beast. And a girl popped her head out. All stared at her in amazment. How was she able to manipulate the animal in such a way?

"Hey! You guys! What are you, like, doing on the side of the road?"

"Ummmm....."

"Hey, do you guys, like, want a ride?"

"Sure....." Lina said, not sure of what to say.

"Ok, come on in, we were just having diner-"

This was all that was needed for Lina and Gourry to head for the beast. Zel, Fillia and Amelia all shared a glance, shrugged, and also entered the animal.

*15 minutes later*

The animal, apparently known as "winie" stopped outside a house. The door flew open and out went flying Lina, Gourry, Amelia and Fillia, no one was able to pick up Zel so the told him to get the hell off.

"GO KNOCK ON THAT DOOR, YOU HUMAN-TRASH CANS! I'M SURE THEY'LL LOOOVE YOU!" the girl shouted as the "winie" was driving away. Squealing tires could be heard.

"Rude!" Lina yelled at them, shaking her fist.

"Well, you did eat all their food Ms. Lina," Fillia noted, sipping her tea.

"So what? They ASKED if we were hungry!"

Zelgadiss sighed and got up. Curiousity, like the cat, crept over him and he went to the door and knocked on it. They all gathered around, waiting to see what was behind door number 1.

The door flew open and their, in a purple robe, purple ascot, blue Zelga-bunny slippers and blowing bubbles out of a pipe was....

"Xellos!" (you expected someone else? Who, Hugh?)

"My, I was wondering when you would all get here! Troubles on fantasy island?"

Lina smacked him on the head, "Wrong Island!" As Gourry, for some odd reason, pointed to the sky and said, "De plane! De Plane!"

Ignoring Gourry, they all looked at Xellos. "What are you doing here, Mr. Xellos?" Amelia asked him.

"Sore wa himitsu desu!" Xellos winked and smiled. ||^_~|| "Anyways, come in! Come in! The other people are here!"

Curiousness over toke them and the followed him in.

What they found in the living room was the oddest of all.

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To Be Continued..... ^_^

Amori Malee likes people who reveiw ^_^