Slayers In Reality- Part 2
The continuation of the continuation of the pointless fic by Amori Malee.
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This is a real story. What happens if you put a lot of different characters from different animes together in one house? What happens when they stop being polite and get real. The Anime Real World.
"O.o Where'd that voice come from?" Amelia wondered out loud.
"We don't know, but it happens every time a new person arrives." a blonde with pigtails said.
As they went around, they introduced themselves.
"Hi! I'm Sailor Moon, champion of Love and Justice!"
"JUSTICE!!" Amelia gets all starry-eyed.
"And I'm Tuxedo Mask!"
"Geez, couldn't tell with the Tuxedo and the mask..." Zelgadiss grumbled.
"I'm Misty! I'm a pokemon trainer-in-the-making!" a red haired girl said cheerfully, who sounded suspiciously like Martina.
"And I'm Brock! I'm a pokemon breeder-in-the-making!"
All looked from Brock to Gourry, then back again.
"Hey! That's my voice!" Gourry yelled at him, "Give it back!"
"No, it's my voice! And YOU give YOURS back!"
They continued on like that for awhile.
"I'm Parn! Sworn Defender and Knight of Lodoss! And this is Deedlit! She's a high Elf!!"
"Hello...." Deedlit waved slightly.
Gourry stopped in his argument with Brock. "Hey Lina, she's got your voice! Their a bunch of voice snatchers, thats what they are!"
A man with blue hair walked forward, "We did not steal your voices! I'm Spark, Knight-in-training!"
Zelgadiss stared at him, "My god..."
Gourry pointed again, "See! See! Theif! Theif!"
Amelia, Fillia and Xellos were glad that they didn't have any voice doubles (that I can think of).
Well, while all of them were fighting, they didn't notice 5 1/2 suspicious-looking shadows in the doorway.
Suddenly there came a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping on the houses floor, a staff with a "cling cling" here and a "clang clang" there.
Zelgadiss looked up in shock, "No! It can't be!"
Yes, yes it was.
There was Rezo, floating into the room, that cool way he does where it looks like he's not really walking. "Cling cling"
"Hello Dear Friends"
"AHHHHH! YOUR DEAD!" Lina, Gourry, Amelia and Zelgadiss yelled. Fillia looked confused and Xellos was grinning.
"Ah, but I was sent here, friends."
Zelgadiss opened his mouth to say something, but was cut short by an explosion in the doorway. Suddenly out of nowhere lights flashed on a girl with hair that no gel could hold.
"Prepare for Trouble!"
A man joined her, with a funky blue do, "And Make It Double!"
"To Protect The World From Devistation!"
"To Unite All People Within Our Nation!"
"To Denounce The Evils Of Truth And Love!"
"HEY!" Sailor Moon and Amelia yelled.
"To Extend Our Reach To The Stars Above!"
"Jesse!"
"James!"
"Team Rocket Blast Off At The Speed Of Light!"
"Surrender Now or Prepare To Fight!"
"That's Right!" a weird looking cat jumped in.
"Ahh! A talking cat!" Everyone except Sailor Moon, Tuxedo Mask and Rezo yelled.
"Whats so weird about that?" a purple cat with a crescent moon on its forehead walked in.
"Ahh! Another one!"
A white one with the same marking walked in, "What's the problem?"
"Ahh! And Another one!"
A little pink cat walked in, "Huh?"
"Ahhh! That ones Kawaii!"
A pink pig tailed girl walked in.(no, not kera)
"Thats MY kitty!"
All the girls except Lina and Sailor Moon cried, "Ahh! She's Kawaii!"
A younger red haired girl with the pigtails walked in, "Chibi Chibi!"
"AHHH! SHE'S KAWAIIEST!"
At this time all the guys ears were bleeding from the high pitched girl voices.
While all the screaming had taken place, Ashrum and Demando had entered, not wanting to cause too big a scene. Suddenly Ashrum attacked Parn.
"We will have one last fight, Knight of Lodoss!"
So they fought, Deedlit standing to the side watching her man fight.
Demando crept over to Sailor Moon and pulled her to him, "I have you now!"
"I don't think so!" and with that, Tuxedo Mask threw a rose at him, making him lose his grip on Sailor Moon. Zelgadiss blinked and looked at him.
"A....Rose?"
"How Romantic!" Amelia sighed, hearts in her eyes.
"..." Zelgadiss pouted.
Meanwhile Lina and Deedlit were having a nice conversation while watching Parn and Ashrum fight. Gourry, Spark and Brock were listening to Rezo tell them how to keep their hair in tip top shape, Jesse and James were having a tea party with Fillia and Misty. Rini had meanwhile changed into chibi moon and was fighting with Tuxedo Mask and Sailor Moon against Demando. Chibi Chibi had made her adorable way over to none other than.....
"What do you want?" Xellos asked, looking down.
Chibi Chibi looked up with those red eyes, much like Lina's come to think of it... "What do you want? chibi chibi."
"||^_~|| Sore wa himitsu desu!"
"||^_~|| Sore wa himitsu desu! chibi chibi."
"Hey! Thats my line!"
"Hey! Thats my line! chibi chibi."
Zelgadiss and Amelia, meanwhile, had been listening in on this conversation and were laughing greatly. Well, Amelia was laughing, Zelgadiss had a big ole smirk on his face. Leaning over, he whispered something into chibi chibi's ear.
"Xellos is a fruitcake! chibi chibi."
"Hey!"
"Hey! chibi chibi!"
"Mr. Zelgadiss!"
"Mr. Zelgaidss! chibi chibi."
"It isn't Just to teach children names!"
"...Names! chibi chibi."
Suddenly, interuppting their conversation came Sailor Moon.
She began to twirl around crazily like an ice skater, hitting a couple of people with her hair, "Moon.....Spiral....Heart...Attack!"
While the attack hit Demando, everyone in the room, except Amelia, Tuxy, Rini and chibi chibi sweatdropped.
"Wow! What a true Ally of Justice!!"
Demando, who was now "moon-dusted" picked up his beaten a$$ and left the house pouting. Ashrum, who had just barely lost to Parn, also took his broken a$$ out de house.
"Let's hear it for PARN! Puh-Puh-PARN! Puh-Puh-PARN!" Deedlit excitedly clapped her hands and did a cheer. Spark immediately joined in. The rest just stood around, dumbfounded.
"That looks like fun!" Gourry said, and would have joined in, if not for a firm fist to the head by Lina.
Rezo opened his mouth to say something and then *pop*. He was gone.
"Where'd Rezo go?" James asked. Zelgadiss felt like cheering now.
Jesse was about to say something, when she too disapeared, then meoweth, then James, then Misty and Brock.
*pop**pop**pop**pop**pop*
"Sailor Moon! I sense danger!" Luna cried, then she too went *pop*
"Luna! Oh no!" Artemis than went *pop* as well.
"Mommy! Daddy!" Diana went *pop*
"Diana!" Rini went *pop*
"Rini!" *pop*
"Tuxy!" *pop*
"Sailor M-" Amelia started, but was cut off by Zel's hand.
"Haven't you figured out that if you yell their name, you go to!"
All of the remaining cast-er, roomates look at chibi chibi.
"Chibi-chibi!" the little girl smiled at them and skipped over to Lina and glomped her.
"O.o um......hi?"
"Hi chibi chibi!"
"Uh-huh...."
"Now she's copying you Lina!" Gourry exclaimed, pointing.
"...Lina, chibi chibi!"
Spark looked suspiciously around. "We don't know who could be next...it could be you or me-" Spark went *pop*
"Spark!" Parn yelled, and went *pop*
"Parn!" Deedlit yelled, and to went *pop*
"Parn! Chibi chibi!"chibi chibi cheerfully said, and three went *pop*.
Now there were only 6.
Xellos read the day planner, and said in that tone of his, "Time for confessions!"
"Whats a confession?" Lina asked him.
"Well....." Xellos decided to lie to them...well, partially lie. "A confession is when you tell all.....sooooo its Truth or Dare!"
"What?!?!?!?!" they all exclaimed.
"Yup, and we have to do it, or else we'll go pop...so, I'll go first! Zelgadiss, Truth or Dare?"
"Do I really have to?" Zelgadiss grumbled. Well, not wanting to go *pop* made him answer. "Truth."
"What do you really REALLY think of Amelia, really."
"Dare."
"Nope! Too late!" Xellos grinned, "I'll tell you what I think....."
"Nobody cares what YOU think..." Zelgadiss cut in.
".....I think she's a sexy princess!" Xellos ran a finger down Amelia's arm and she shuddered.
"Hey, HEY! Knock that off!" Zelgadiss yelled at him and sat down in between Amelia and Xellos.
"Come on, Zelly, answer!" Xellos began to whine.
"Um...alright, I think Amelia is ......." he began to talk so quietly that all of them, who were now sitting in a circle on the floor, had to lean forward to hear.
"What?" Xellos said loudly.
"I said, I think she's......" once again, too quietly to be heard.
Now they were all leaning in closer. "What??" Xellos said again.
"I SAID I THINK SHE'S SMART, AND PRETTY AND....."
All had flown back at the sudden loudness.
"And.......Sexy? A dreamboat? Gorgeous? A Goddess?" Xellos coaxed.
"YES, ALRIGHT! YES I THINK SHE'S THE SEXIEST WOMAN I'VE EVER SEEN! ALRIGHT! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?????!!!"
Xellos grinned and said, "yup!" while all the others looked at him, wide eyed. O.O
Zel, feeling completely embarassed now, continued on with the game. Ah...but he would not suffer alone....No, he would take them all down with him.
"Fillia....Truth or Dare?"
"Of course truth...." Fillia sipped some tea.
"Do you find Xellos sexy?"
Fillia spit out her tea. "WHAT?!?"
"Do you find Xellos sexy?"
"That namagomi! A...A mazoku?"
"Answer the question!"
"Now now Fillia, don't lie, " ||^_^||
"I...I....I...." Fillia fainted.
All looked at eachother, not sure of what to do. Zelgadiss decided that his turn wasn't yet up so he chose another victim.
"Gourry...Truth or Dare?"
"Truth or Dare what?"
"Pick one, truth or Dare?"
"Um....Dare?"
Zelgadiss grinned evily. Yes, he does have some demon in him, plus he was an embarassed chimera who wanted to share his pain with others. Literally.
"Kiss Lina."
Gourry and Lina both blushed and looked away from eachother.
"KISS KISS KISS KISS!" Xellos cheered.
Amelia poured herself a glass of Fillia's tea and decided to ignore them, still blushing from Zelgadiss and Xellos's earlier comments.
"Um......" Gourry said.
"Kiss her, damnit!" Zelgadiss ordered.
"Now look! I'm not going to-"
"Kiss her!" Zelgadiss practically growled.
Gourry looked at Lina. Lina looked from Zelgadiss back to Gourry, giving them both the "I'm-so-going-to-kill-you-both" look.
"Don't give me that I'm-so-going-to-kill-you look. Kiss the guy and get over with it."
"Easy for you to say!" He would pay.
Gourry got one of those bright ideas, that doesn't happen much. While Lina was glaring at Zel, he leaned in and pecked her on the cheek. Lina blushed and Zel yelled, "That doesn't count!"
"Yeah! That doesn't count!" Xellos echoed Zel.
"Shut up Mazoku! You didn't specify!"
Gourry looked at Amelia, "Truth or Dare?"
Amelia looked up from her tea, "Um.....truth."
"Do you really like tea that much?"
"Um.....its ok."
Zelgadiss, Xellos and Lina were upset at this. "Thats it? Thats all your going to ask?!?!?"
Gourry shrugged and Amelia looked from Lina to Xellos, trying to decide on which one to ask.
"Um........Lina....truth or dare?"
Lina glared at her, "Truth."
Amelia thought. And thought. And thought. What could she ask without receiving bodily harm.... "Why did you leave home?"
Everyone looked at Lina, waiting for the answer. Lina shrugged, "Well, it was boring, I felt restrained, so I left. Plus there was this little matter of my sister threatening to kill me the next time I saw her 'cause I sold passes to where she bathed when she was there one night..."
All of them looked at her wide eyed. "What?" It was now Lina's turn to grin evily at Xellos. "Truth or Dare"
Xellos, always up for a challenge, said "Dare"
"I dare you to.......KISS ZELGADISS!"
Zelgadiss managed an "eep" before Xellos was jumping at him. Getting up and running away, Xellos gave chase, and everyone watched as they ran around the house. It was a good chase, since Xellos had his demon speed, but Zelgadiss was a chimera, so all you saw was a blue and a purple streak zooming around the room.
Fillia woke up around this time, and groggily sat up. Xellos had just caught Zelgadiss, and was about to lay a smack on him, when Zel suddenly grabbed Fillia and put her in his place. Lip to lip, Fillia began to blush, then came her war cry again "NAMAGOMI!!" and out came mace-sama, not sending Xellos flying anywhere, just leaving him a blob on the floor.
Lina, meanwhile, had had enough of this. Standing up, she yelled, "This is so stupid! You know whoevers behind this is just sitting there, waiting, watching us," Lina put her arms out and twirled a bit, yelling, "What are you waiting for! We're right here!" and was promptly hit with a script again. "Oops...yeah, that was last story line...."
And, as if listening, they weren't there anymore. Lina, Gourry, Zelgadiss and Amelia were in the cave again, where they had began, and were now facing the formally glowing box, that was the non-glowing box, which had been the glowing box. It wasn't glowing. Xellos and Fillia were nowhere to be found.
"So, who WAS behind this?" Amelia thought out loud.
"I was..." They all turned to see a blonde woman sitting in the chair, a cigarette in one hand, black box thingy in another.
They all gasped.
"Your....Your...." Lina stuttered.
"Yes, I'm Zellas Mettalium. Sorry to have ruined your day, but you were soooo fun. I'm glad you could be used to teach my Xellos a lesson. He's been having too much fun without me."
"Um...so where's Xellos now?" Gourry asked.
"And Ms. Fillia?" Amelia asked as well.
"I sent Fillia back home and, well....Xellos is still being punished."
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In another world, far far away, a new sailor scout is born....Her/his name is Sailor Secret, as he/she bounds out in a purple sailor outfit and short skirt.... but thats another story I'll probably NEVER get into.....
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Later that night, back at the inn, they realized that time had stood still while all that had happened. After a large dinner and some recapping over the days events, they all went up to bed.
Lina had fought for her own room, and of course, had won. Putting on her pajamas, the over sized shirt she had stolen from Gourry, she sat at the dressing desk and brushed her hair. There was a knock at the door. Putting down the brush, Lina went to find Gourry standing on the other side.
"Um...hi..." Gourry stuttered slightly.
"Hi..."
"Can I come in?"
"Um...yeah..."
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Amelia laid in bed and sighed, thinking of what Zelgadiss had said earlier. Did he really like her? Hearing voices in Lina's room, which was next to hers, she realized Zel would be alone.
Sitting up in bed and talking to herself she said, "I'm tired of wondering, I'll go ask him!" and putting on her bunny slippers and robe, she quietly walked out of the room and to Zelgadiss's.
She knocked on the door that was quickly answered by Zel. "Um...Hi...I thought we could talk...." she said, suddenly feeling shy.
Zelgadiss blushed a bit and let her in the room. "um...ok...."
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"Lina, why didn't you want to kiss me before?"
"What?"
"Well, when we were playing that game, you got all mad and-"
"Well, it's not you...it's just that I didn't want to be sitting in front of all of them if-"
"So, you wouldn't mind if I kissed you, just not in front of them all."
"Well, I guess so....Hey, what-" Lina was cut off by Gourry pasionately pulling her into his musclular arms and kissing her deeply with all the love they shared. (sorry, has read too many romance novels ^_^;;;)
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Meanwhile, back at the bat cave, I mean....Zelgadiss's room, Amelia and Zelgadiss were sitting there, trying to talk.
"So...um......Mr.Zelgadiss....Um......about earlier today..."
"Um...yeah...well, Xellos....um, just got me mad and um...."
"Oh."
"I mean, no, I didn't mean um...."
"So you didn't mean what you said?"
"YES! I mean NO! I mean...I do think your all those things....." he trailed off.
"You do!?"
"Umm...yeah..."
"Oh Mr. Zelgadiss! I like you too!"
Zelgadiss blushed. Amelia happily walked to the door.
"Now that I know, I can actually sleep..."
Zelgadiss joined her at the door and opening it for her, drew her into his rock hard body (literally) and, tilting her chin up with a fingertip, said gently "Sweet dreams" then lightly as air kissed her gently on the lips.(damn romance novels warp your brain, I tell ya! ^_^;;)
Amelia blushed and said softly, "Sweet dreams to you too." and stepping back, into the hallway, turned towards her room and saw.....
Gourry, kissing Lina in her doorway. They stopped at the same time and looked down the hall at them. Blushing profusely, Lina stepped back into her room, slamming the door as Zelgadiss did the same thing. Gourry and Amelia tried to non-chalantly walk by eachother, Gourry even whistling like nothing happened. Amelia got to Lina's room and, while walking by, was grabbed by lina, who had flung the door open, and was pulled in for girl talk. Gourry shrugged and continued to his room with Zelgadiss.
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"Oh My God! He Kissed me!" Lina exclaimed.
"Zel kissed me too!"
"Oh my god!"
"I can't believe it!"
"This is sooo cool!"
Both girls continued to babble on about how cool it was.
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Back in Zelgadiss and Gourry's room, Gourry had just walked in.
"So, you and Lina huh?" Zel asked.
"Yp, you and Amelia?" Gourry asked.
"Yup...Well, g'night."
"G'night"
And hence ended guy talk.
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And hence ends my story that feels like it just went on for EVER! I hope you all enjoyed it...^_^