A Day at the Fair
Part 4

"I'm sorry Quatre," Duo said holding his tummy. Quatre only stared at Duo and kept his distance from him.

"I guess I'll go to the bathroom," Duo told them.

"Portapotties are down that way," Trowa said pointing to the left (also keeping his distance from Duo).

"Thanks, where should I go to find you after I've done um, doing my... bussisness?" Duo asked Trowa and Quatre.

"We'll be over by the hot do-" Trowa saw Duo begining to hold his tummy tighter.

"If you don't find us in a half hour we'll go looking for you," Trowa said then backed away from Duo. Duo headed in the direction of the portapotties.

Heero looked all around to see if Wufei was any where near him.
He isn't here now, Heero thought. This was it! He was going to ask her now.

"Relena, will you-" Just then Duo ran in front of them, with his hand over his mouth.

"Will you go-" Heero tried to say.

"Peanuts," A guy selling peanuts went in front of Heero and Relena. Heero was getting very ticked off.

"I'll be right back," Heero told Relena, and then went after the peanut guy.

"Peanu-" Heero punched the man in the face, and then went back over to Relena.

"I have to go to the little girls' room," Relena then walked away from Heero.

Wufei was begining to get a little bored. He decided to walk around for a little while. After a little while he came to a group of police men. He saw one of them mess around with his hair, or should I say wig! A devilish grin went across Wufei face.

Wufei followed the policeman, and waited for him to stop. After the officer went across the fair ground and back he stoped and bent down to tie his shoe. Wufei then grabed the wig and put it on his head and ran away with it.

Duo stood in line to use the portapotty. There were ten other people in front of him. After a few minutes the person that was using the bathroom came out. He'd seen the person that had just come out some where before.

Trowa and Quatre went to a hot dog stand and got a drink. Both of them had lost their appetite early. They both got a coke and went to a table, where they talked and drank. After they were done with their cokes the owner of the hot dog stand came over to collect the money from Trowa and Quatre. Quatre went through his pockets, but couldn't find his wallet.

"Trowa, do have any money?" Quatre asked.

"Me, have money! I'm been broke for three weeks!" Trowa said in surprise.

"Can a put it on my tab?" Quatre asked the owner.

"No! You give me the money now!" The owner yelled. Quatre looked at his watch.

"Hey, it's time to go!" Quatre got up and started to walk quickly away. Trowa then followed.

"WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING!" The owner yelled at them. Quatre then began to run. Trowa looked back at the owner of the hot dog stand. When saw he the look on the man's face he also began to run.

Finally! Duo thought. The man that was before him, can out. The man was *Big Al*! Then he relized that all of the people from the pie eating contest had gone to this portapotty! Duo looked in the room and saw something he did not want to see! Then he lost it.

"YOU LITTLE *BEEP* COME BACK HERE!" the hairless policeman chased after Wufei. Wufei ran all over the fair grounds. After he had turned a corner three policemen were standing there. He turned around, and ran passed the bald policeman, who had stopped to catch his breath.

Quatre followed by Trowa and the Hot dog stand owner, ran to the direction of the portapotties. Quatre came over to the portapotty were Duo was.

"Mother of pearl!" Quatre also saw something he didn't want to see. Trowa had just can up and, saw the thing that no one else wanted to see.

"The clean up crew isn't gonna like this!" Trowa said shaking his head at the mess. Then they heard the angry shouts of the Hot dog stand owner and then decided to go away. FAR AWAY. Trowa and Quatre grabed Duo and began to look for Heero.

Heero and Relena went to a quite place. Heero looked all over to make sure that Wufei, Duo, Trowa, or Quatre was any where near Relena and him. None of them were here! He was going to ask her now.

"Relena, will you go out with me?" Yes! he finally said it.

"Of course I will," Relena said blushing. Both of them leaned over to kiss each other. But just before they got close enough, Wufei ran into Heero, which made them both fall. Relena opened her eyes and saw that Heero wasn't any where. Then Wufei popped up with a big, bushy, brown wig.

"Ah!" Relena jumped back. Heero got up rubbing his head where he had fallen on. Then Quatre, Trowa, and Duo came runing up to them.

"Oh Quatre, I forgot to tell you that I borrowed your wallet,"
Wufei said.

"YOU LITTLE!" Quatre started to go torwards Wufei to start a fight, but Trowa held him back. Wufei noticed that he still had the wig on, (that was when everyone was looking at him strangely) and took it off. Quatre then remembered the (Hot dog) stand owner.

"We're going," Quatre then started to walk to the exit.

"Wh-" Heero started to say.

"We are leaveing now!" Quatre said. Everyone except Heero (and Relena, who had came alone) followed Quatre. Then both Wufei and Trwoa grabbed Heero, and dragged him away.

THE END!

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