Draco had a *brilliant* idea that night. He snuck up the stairs to da girls' dormitory and curled up next to Hermione. She giggled in her sleep and hugged him. Taking advantage of her luvvy-duvvy mood, he curled himself up tighter and wondered if Lucius MAlfoy met Andromeda Malfoy like this. HEhehe...what would Hermione look ilke kissing him? Hehehe...he chickened out; Hermione woke up in the morning with a Pikachu nose smushed up against her. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Draco rubbed his wittle Pika-butt, which Hermione had kicked out of her bed earlier. He enjoyed lounging around Gryffindor Tower. But what would happen if he couldn't become human agaiN? Would he have to go to some dweeby Muggle's GAme Boy and be a Pikachu in Pokemon Yellow? Was he crazy or something? Shaking his head to clear it of thoughts, Draco padded up the boys' dormitory stairs and picked up Ron's diary.
Dear Diary, That Malfoy's driving me crazy, even as a Pikachu. I wish he wouldn't snuggle up with Hermione so much. I saw him trying to kiss her! The nerve! He's a furry little Pikachu, and he tried to kiss her! GRRRRRR! I'm gonna kick his Pika-butt. Sincerely, Ron the Pika-butt-I-love-hyphens-kicker
He gritted his teeth, opened the fat ladys portrait and waited patiently for Ron to return in the evening. "CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" said the little cute pika. "AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" said the little cute Ron.
Harry sat over a textbook, flicking through its pages and pausing every now and then to put another wet paper towel on Ron's head. Draco/Pikachu was on Ron's stomach, bouncing slightly. "Hmmm...'' said Harry, flicking some more pages. "The Anti-Pika charm...how does that sound, Malfoy?" Draco thought and facefaulted. "Stupid and mundane." Harry frowned, so he swiftly added, "but worth a try." "Fata Morgana!" yelled Harry, pointing his wand at Draco/Pikachu. This turned him into a Jigglypuff. "Puff jiggly jig. Thanks a lot, Potter." Right on cue, Hermione burst into the hospital wing and threw her arms around Draco/Jigglypuff. "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH you're so cute!" Draco tried to Thunderbolt her, but couldn't. "Sing, you idiot," said Harry. "Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggguuuuhllleeeeeeeeeeepuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuffffffff,jiiggggggg, uuuuulllle, puuuuuuuuuuuuuufffff," and Hermione was asleep. "Hermione?" "HERMIONE?!" 'ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"
Draco was lying on the floor, staring at the ceiling, now a ridiculously cute Charmander. "Am I cursed or something?" he wailed to nobody in particular. Every Gryffindor in the House turned to him. There was a loud "YES" that erupted from one throat, followed by a cacophone of giggles. "BWAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH" and the giggles turned into sizzles. (How come all the onamotopeia--darn, how d'you spell that--ends in 'les'?) "Charman char, I could get used to this. Mander," said Draco, curling up and turning into Pikachu with a pop. The next day, Harry-tachi were walking down a hallway--why are they ALWAYS doing that?--along with Draco/Vulpix. It was nighttime. I know, I said the next DAY, but I'm a lunatic. So it's night. And they were wakling down a hallway, with a Vulpix. Draco insisted that he be carried. Now, if you've ever held a fox whose ears and tail are made of fire, you might know why Ron was ticked. "I am stupid," he sang, "going on lazy," he glared at Draco, "I'm turning into you..." Hermione snatched Draco away and cuddled him. (see, there's the 'les' and the'led' again.) "Disgustingly cute, with eyes black as soot," POP! He turned into a sweet little pika. AGAIN. "I am a Pikachu." Harry stared at the three of them like they had pineapples growing out of their noses. "Your sudden fascination with '16 going on 17' is really scaring me," said HArry, as they trooped up some stairs and onto a tower. The moon was up and full. Draco/Pikachu stared at it and his ears twitched. "Pi...ka...chu..." his voice wavered. POOF KABOOM KAPOW SHAKALAKA, and a bunch of other onamotopeia, (sp?) and Draco fell on his hands and knees in front of Harry-tachi. He looked up at Harry, who felt his scar burning. He blinked hard and helped Draco to his feet. "Gee thanks," he managed to get out. Harry was staring pensively at the full moon. "Harry?" "Pika..." said HArry. "Harry, cut the jokes." Hermione punched his arm. He turned to her angrily, baring his fangs and bristling his fur. "CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
A/N: Ok, I know this was dumb and retarded and pointless, but hey! I'm an amateur! Whaddya want? Besides, check out 'Freedom' for something better. I swear it's better. (It's a cliffhanger.) HEy! GIMME A PRIZE! YES! SHORT A/N! A/D: (Annoying Disclaimer) Pikachu, Jigglypuff, Charmander, and Vulpix all belong to Mr. Satoshi Tajiri and Nintendo. Draco & Lucius Malfoy, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Crabbe, Goyle, Ginny Weasley, and everyone else belong to Mrs. J.K. Rowling. Don't sue! I admitted it!