Gundam: Silver Star Story
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing. I don't know who does, but it isn't me. I also don't own LUNAR: Silver Star Story Complete. The wonderful people at Working Designs and Studio Alex do. The only person I own in here is Starseeker, who is me.
Notes: I'm actually sticking to the storyline as closely as possible the whole time. Please don't kill me! Okay, on with the story. Oh, a few warnings first…this story has a lot of spoilers from the game. It also has some character bashing, swearing, out-of-character characters, and may have slight shounen ai/yaoi later on…maybe. I guess that's it. Thoughts are in parenthesis!
One last note…If I don't get chapter 3 out within the next…uh, 4 days, I won't upload it until the 29th. Why? I'm going to the beach, that's why. And even though I'll be working on it from my dad's laptop, I won't be able to connect to the internet. Read, enjoy, and review!!
Part 2: Can Relena Sing??
A/N: I'm keeping all the characters in their regular names for this, just so no one gets confused. But Relena will just be Lena most of the time, because it's only 1 letter different. If you need to know what GW character is playing what Lunar character, refer back to the cast list.
Heero: *Muttering* Why do I have to do this?
Duo: I hear ya.
Starseeker: And…action!!
Duo: *Getting his voive as high as possible* Heero! Oh, Heero! Where ARE you? *Rolls his eyes as he crawls on stage on all fours wearing all white with a little tail and silly-looking wings stuck on his back*
Heero: *Trying not to laugh* Oh. Hello, Duo.
Duo: *Clears his throat and glares at Starseeker momentarily* Here you are. I've been flying around all day looking for you. But, I should have known you'd be here.
Heero: Where else would I be?
Duo: *Reading the monument in front of him* In memory of the great Dragonmaster, Dyne. *Pauses* Oh, shoot. I almost forgot. Lena's waiting for you at the springs. You need to practice for the festival.
Heero: Okay…
Duo: You know how mad Lena gets if you're late.
Heero *Shudders and momentarily examines his costume* Did anyone notice that it looks like I sh-
Starseeker: Language, remember? You can't say that word.
Heero: Oh, I forgot. Anyways, does anyone notice that it looks like I sh*t in my pants with these on? *Points to his pants*
Starseeker: *Tries not to laugh* (I never thought I'd see Heero wearing something like that…he looks so stupid!) Now, get going!
Heero: Fine. *Starts to leave the monument and the ground shakes*
Duo: That's the third time this week! I wonder what's going on…
*Suddenly, Wufei runs towards them. He's wearing a LOT of layers, making him look chubby like Ramus*
Wufei: Damn this costume! Damn that woman Starseeker!
Starseeker: Whatever. Now, say your line.
Wufei: Fine. *Grumbles* Hey Heero. I thought you might be here. Now that the warm weather has melted the ice near the dragon's cave…um…
Starseeker: Damn. I should've recorded the cut-scenes.
Wufei: Hmm…Now that the warm weather has melted the ice near the dragon's cave…uh, it should be easy for us to get in without waking the dragon?
Starseeker: Yeah, that's it!
Wufei: Damn woman, can't remember anything!
Starseeker: Get on with it!
Wufei: Fine. Then we can get a fantastically huge diamond from its lair worth thousands and thousands of Silver. Making us filthy stinking rich and very popular in the process.
Heero: Uhhh…
Starseeker: Just go back to Burg.
Heero: Okay.
Wufei: Well…um…I'll give you some time to get ready. Besides, I don't want to hear Lena 'sing'. Weak woman couldn't carry a tune if her life depended on it.
Relena: Grrrr…
*Wufei exits the stage*
*Heero shrugs, looks at Duo, and walks to another part of the set*
Heero: Uh, which way is the springs?
Duo: Beats me. You're supposed to live here, remember?
Heero: Hmm…we'll just look around until we find it. Hey, what's this big statue?
*Duo and Heero walk towards a big white statue in the center of town. There's a lady standing beside it*
Lady: Hello…um…Heero. How are you? Shouldn't you be practicing for the Goddess festival with…uh…Lena, that's it. Shouldn't you be practicing with Lena?
Heero: I would, but we can't find the springs…
Duo: Could you tell us which way it is?
Lady: Sure. Up that way. *Points to a bridge*
Duo: Hey, cool. Thanks!
Heero: Hn.
*Heero and Duo walk towards the bridge that the lady pointed out to them. When they cross it, they see a grove of trees*
Duo: I guess it's through there.
Heero: Hn.
*They walk into the grove of trees and see Luna…er, Lena sitting on a stone chair in the middle of everything*
*Her voice is unmistakable. That eerie screeching that could make anyone's ears bleed, that horrible excuse for wailing, that-*
Heero: I think they get the point…
*Back to the springs…*
Relena: La, la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
*Heero and Duo cover their ears because of the horrible noise*
Heero: Stop it! Relena, quit it!
Duo: OW!! My ears!
Relena: La lalalalala llllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
Starseeker: *Covers her ears* Shut up! I've got a tape, remember?!
Relena: Oh yeah. Sorry.
*Duo, Heero, and Starseeker take their hands off of their ears. Starseeker pushes play on her CD player and the GOOD version of Luna's song comes from the radio*
Radio Luna: La, la la la la…
Heero: MUCH better.
Relena: Hmmph.
Starseeker: I bet I could sing just as good too.
Heero and Duo: NO!!!
Starseeker: It's almost your line, Heero.
Heero: Oh yeah… *Leans on the back of the chair that Lena's sitting on and holds up a paper flute*
Trowa: *From backstage* Why is it paper?
Starseeker: I'm on a low budget.
Trowa: You could borrow mine…
Starseeker: Do you *really* want Heero messing up your flute?
Trowa: …oh.
*Heero pretends to play the flute while the tape plays it for him*
Relena: *Giggles like she's supposed to as the music stops. She stands up, accidentally kicking one of the ceramic birds that was set up on the ground*
Starseeker: Relena, that's my mom's! She's never gonna forgive me for wrecking it!! Klutz…
Relena: Oops, sorry.
Starseeker: *Sighs* Get to your line then.
Relena: Oh yeah… Heero, you're late again, silly! Were you widdling *Starseeker doesn't know how to spell it* away the morning at Dyne's monument? (Would someone please explain this to me…who widdles?) Or were you planning exciting adventures again with Wufei?
Duo: Both!
Heero: Uh…ssshhh…
Duo: Oops.
Relena: What was that, Duo?
Duo: Er…well…
Relena: Were you planning an adventure without me?
Heero: (Yes) No…
Relena: I can always tell when you're lying, Heero!
Heero: Damn.
Duo: We were planning to go to the white dragon's cave to get a dragon diamond!
Relena: Heero, you know how dangerous it is out there!
Heero: (Nothing that a Gundam pilot can't handle. Get me the Wing Zero and I'll teach that stupid dragon who's boss!)
Relena: Didn't you hear me? You could get hurt…or worse! *Sigh* I guess I'll just have to come with you.
Heero: But…uh… (Damn.)
Duo: (I've always wanted to say this!!) Why bother trying to change her mind? Face it Heero, she plays you like an ocarina…
*Heero gives Duo a trademark Death Glare*
Relena: *AHEM!* We should talk to your parents before we go, Heero.
Heero: Grrrr….
*Heero, Duo, and Relena walk out of the springs and to Heero's house*
Heero: Um…oh, there they are. *Heero walks towards the man playing his father, one of the stage people*
Stage person/Father: Uh…you're going on an adventure? Hmm…well…uh, I guess…uh…go ahead! *Laughs nervously*
*Heero and Duo sweatdrop*
Stage Person/Father: I give you my blessing… And you might need this. *Hands Heero a dagger. Heero's eyes light up*
Heero: Cool…shiny…pointy…deadly…
Stage Person/Father: This would be easier for Lena to use… *Hands Heero a sling* And this might come in handy. *Hands Heero a flame ring*
Heero: Uh…thanks.
Stage Person/Father: No prob! You may find some useful stuff in the basement, too.
Heero: (Like one of those bromide things that you're supposed to be able to find everywhere?) Um, okay.
*Heero and Duo go into the basement and open all the treasure chests*
Duo: I feel like I'm stealing stuff…this is fun!
*All they find is an Angel's Tear and a Starlight*
Heero: (Damn.)
Duo: Let's check the shelf.
*Heero and Duo check the shelf*
Duo: Cracked pots, rusty pans…hey…! What's this?
*Heero looks at what Duo's pointing at*
Heero: What?
Duo: It's a picture of Lena that you drew when you were like five! She looks more like an elephant, though…gee, you were QUITE an artist…
Heero: Grrr… *Glares at Duo*
Duo: Eeep…
Heero: Let's just go. *Hands all the stuff to Duo*
Duo: *Carries all the stuff while also crawling on all fours* Man, how did Nall manage to do this?
*Heero waits for Duo at the top of the stairs. Duo, who finally manages to crawl up the stairs, is out of breath*
Duo: And I have to do this the whole time… *Sigh*
Will Duo be able to survive being a supposedly not-cat tote bag? Will they make it to the white dragon's cave? And if they do, what will be waiting for them? Find out in part 3!
Heero: Will I be able to kill stuff in part 3?
Starseeker: Uh…sure…yeah.
Heero: People??
Starseeker: Um…it depends on your definition of people…
Heero: Is that a yes or a no? *Points a gun at Starseeker* Tell me, damn it!
Starseeker: Uhhhhh….you'll just have to wait till next time. That's it for part 2, bye! *Disappears*
Heero: Damn author.
Starseeker: *Momentarily pops back into the story* And don't forget to review!!