Gundam: Silver Star Story
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing. I don't know who does, but it isn't me. I also don't own LUNAR: Silver Star Story Complete. The wonderful people at Working Designs and Studio Alex do. I don't own Legend of Zelda either, just in case you want to know. Nintendo does. (You'll see about that later.) The only person I own in here is Starseeker, who is me.
Notes: I'm actually sticking to the storyline as closely as possible the whole time. Please don't kill me! Okay, on with the story. Oh, a few warnings first…this story has a lot of spoilers from the game. It also has some character bashing, swearing, out-of-character characters, and may have slight shounen ai/yaoi later on. I guess that's it. Thoughts are in parenthesis!
I won't be able to upload part 4 for a little while cause I'm going on vacation. I'll be back on the 29th with lotsa story stuff, though! Anyways…read, enjoy, and review!!
Part 3: To the White Dragon…Treize!
Treize: It's cold in here…
Starseeker: Well it is kind of an ice cavern…
Trieze: This sucks!
Starseeker: *Evil grin* I love torturing characters…
*Heero, Duo, Wufei, and Lena are traveling through Caldor Isle*
Duo: Which way do we go?
Lena: I dunno.
Duo: We're lost?!
Lena: Not…exactly…I just don't know where we're going!
Wufei: Damn woman. I knew it was a bad idea giving her the map.
Duo: We'd better find our way soon, carrying all this stuff isn't easy.
Heero: Why didn't you bring that wagon that was with your costume?
Duo: Uhh…
Heero: Didn't you know it was for this?
Duo: No…damn. I'll get it later.
Heero: Whatever.
Lena: Look, it's the cave!
Wufei: It's about time, woman!
Lena: *Disregards Wufei's comment* Come on, let's go.
Heero: Don't we need to equip weapons first?
Lena: People should throw down all their weapons if peace is to be achieved.
Heero: The monsters don't know that.
Lena: Monsters?!
Duo: You know, the slimes and killer flies and albino baboons? I don't know how Starseeker convinced them to do this but we've gotta fight 'em.
Lena: Oh…well, what're you waiting for?! Give me that…that thing! *Points at the sling in Heero's hand*
Heero: Sure. *Shrugs and hands the sling to Lena. Then he takes out the dagger that his 'father' gave him and hands a similar one to Wufei*
Wufei: This is injustice!! Why do I have to use such a weak weapon?!
Heero: Because we don't have enough money to get anything better, that's why.
Wufei: But…but…INJUSTICE!!!!
Heero: We're ready to go in now.
Duo: This should be easy. After all, we're Gundam pilots!
Lena: Actually, you're a talking cat creature and Heero is just a nobody from a small mountain village. So's Wufei.
Duo: Then you are too.
Lena: Am not!
Duo: Are too!
Lena: Am not!
Duo: Are too!
Lena: Am not!
Duo: *Grins* Am not!
Lena: Are too!
Duo: *Grins* Am not!
Lena: Are too…wait a minute! You tricked me!
Duo: Duh.
Heero: Come on.
*They go into the white dragon's cave and are blocked by a big chunk of ice*
Duo: Now what?
Heero: Let me try this… *Holds up the flame ring. Nothing happens*
Duo: *Sigh*
Heero: It's supposed to work…it says so in the script!
Starseeker: Hold on, they haven't got the heater thing ready yet!
Heero: *Sweatdrop*
Wufei: Damn weak heater.
Lena: It's c-c-cold in here…
Duo: Duh, it's kind of an ice cavern.
Wufei: It's not cold, woman! You're just weak!
Lena: No, you're just wearing so many layers that you can't feel it!
Wufei: Damn this costume.
*Suddenly, the big chunk of ice starts melting. Very slowly. Very, very, very slowly*
Lena: How long does it take for a chunk of ice to melt?
Heero: I bet we could probably get through there. Well, maybe not you, Wufei. But the rest of us could go ahead.
Wufei: No way are you leaving me here!
Lena: Why not? *Giggles* You scared?
Wufei: No, but it's in the script! We have to stay together!
Duo: Since when did you start following the script, Wu-Man?
Wufei: MY NAME IS NOT WU-MAN!!!!! *Voice echoes through the cave*
Echo: Name is not Wu-Man! Is not Wu-Man! Not Wu-Man! Wu-Man! *Fades away*
Heero: Finally, it's melted! *Steps over the puddle formally known as the big chunk of ice*
Lena: You expect me to get my feet wet?
Duo: Just step over it!
Lena: Oh, all right. *Jumps over the puddle*
*Duo and Wufei follow*
Heero: Now, which way do we go?
Duo: Uhhh…forward, then right.
*They go forward, and then right. They see a group of 5 slimy things blocking their path*
Duo: Yes! Finally, a chance to fight! The God of Death will teach you a lesson!
Lena: Uh, Duo? You can't do anything, remember?
Duo: Damn it!
*The battle starts. Heero and Wufei get their daggers. Lena grabs her sling and a few rocks. Duo just sits by helplessly*
Duo: This is NOT cool…this is SO not cool……
*Wufei hits one of the piles of goo with his dagger and it disappears*
Wufei: Humph. Weakling.
*Lena hits a pile of goo with a rock and it disappears. Everyone hits the piles of goo with their weapons and they all disappear. When they're gone, 12 S (Silver) is left behind*
Duo: Oh, you get money for battles?
Heero: Looks like it.
Duo: Cool…
*Heero, Duo, Lena, and Wufei keep walking. They soon see an Albino Baboon*
Duo: Looks like Dorothy on a bad day…
Dorothy: Why you…! *Runs out and attacks Duo*
Starseeker: That's it! Dorothy, you're fired! We'll find someone else to play Jessica!
Dorothy: But…but…
Starseeker: You attacked one of the main cast members, so now you're out.
Dorothy: Fine! *Storms off the set*
Duo: Were you just looking for an excuse to fire her?
Starseeker: Uh…yeah.
Duo: YAY!!! She's gone!
Starseeker: Now who's gonna play Jessica? Hmm…I know! *Picks up an inter-fandom phone and dials a number* Hello? Yeah. Could you come over here immediately? I've got a job for you. No, I don't care if- no, I REALLY don't want to hear about that! Keep your hormones in check for a little while and get over here! *Slams down the phone*
Duo: Who'd you call?
Starseeker: You'll see when she gets here. Now, keep going.
*Heero, Duo, Wufei and Lena make it to the dragon's cave*
Lena: Cool…
*They walk towards the dragon*
Heero: Where is he?
Treize: *Hidden* I am NOT going out there! Get someone else to do this!
Starseeker: Uh…no. It's just as much fun picking on you. Now, get OUT here!
Treize: NO!
Starseeker: Yes!
Treize: No!
Starseeker: Yes!
Treize: NO!!!
Starseeker: *Grins* NO!
Treize: Thank you!
Starseeker: DAMNIT!!! Treize! Get out here this instant!!!
Treize: Grrr…fine. *Walks onto the platform where the dragon always sits. He's wearing all white and has a silly-looking dragon mask-type thing over his head. The mask has a voice thing in it to make his voice sound like a dragon's*
Wufei: …HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *Rolling on the floor in laughter. Tears are streaming down his face* Treize…you look like a…a…HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Treize: *Ahem!* *Turns on the voice thing* Who are you, and why are you here?
Starseeker: That's not the line…oh well, close enough…
Treize: I am the white dragon Treize. Why have you come here?
Wufei: *Regains his composure* We've come to get the dragon's diamond.
Treize: Uh…you have to go through the trial first. Get the dragon ring and then come back here.
Lena: Let's go then. *They leave the area and get the dragon ring. After they've got it, they all crack up*
Duo: Did you see that mask he's wearing?!
Lena: That was hilarious! Hysterical! I can't wait to see him as the other dragons!
Starseeker: Know what? I forgot something…
Lena: What is it?
Starseeker: The, uh…the red dragon is a female…
*Everyone laughs some more*
Lena: I can't wait to see that!
*Everyone goes back to Treize and Heero shows him the dragon ring*
Heero: Here's *Grin* the…the… *Stifled laugh* Here's the…I…can't…*Starts laughing*
Lena: *Looks at the ground as she talks* What he means to say is, here's the dragon ring.
Treize: Oh. Okay. Here. *Gives them the dragon diamond*
Lena: We'd better go Heero.
Heero: *Still laughing* Uh, okay…
Lena: Let's go. (Before you get injured from laughing so much…)
*They leave the cave and go back to Burg. Then they go to the item shop*
Cashier: Hello you guys! How did things go?
Wufei: We, uh, got a dragon's diamond. How much would it be worth to you?
Cashier: Oh, I'm afraid we don't have nearly enough money to buy that…that beautiful thing. You'll have to go to Meribia.
Wufei: Injustice! You weakling!
*Heero elbows Wufei in the ribs, but it does nothing because of all the layers Wufei's wearing*
Heero: Wufei, shut up. We'll just go to Meribia, that's all.
Wufei: Grrrr…okay, fine.
*They leave the item shop*
Lena: We should tell your parents that we're going to Meribia, Heero.
Heero: Whatever.
*They head for 'Heero's' house. Luna goes ahead and Wufei and Heero stay behind a little*
Wufei: That weakling Lena will never let you go to Meribia. And if she does, then she'll be a pain in the ass. Let's just go without her.
Heero: Got my vote. Duo?
Duo: Yeah, she's starting to get on my nerves.
Heero: Then let's go.
*They all leave Burg and head into the Weird Woods*
*Heero, Duo, and Wufei get to the woods. It's reeeeeeally foggy and hard to see*
Wufei: I refuse to be a weakling and go back!
*They go a bit further*
Wufei: There's no way these woods scare me!
*They go even further. They see moving shapes in the distance*
Wufei: There are supposed to be monsters in these woods…
*Even further. They hear the cry of a wolf*
Wufei: Okay, now I'm ready to go back!
Duo: Yeah, we can't see a thing here. Why don't we come back when the fog's lifted a little?
Heero: Fine.
*They go back home*
Wufei: I'm a weakling. I'm going back home to wallow in self-pity. *Wufei leaves*
*Duo and Heero return to 'their' home and see Lena there*
Lena: Where'd you two go? To the Weird Woods or something?
Duo: No, the fog was too heavy to go anywhere.
Lena: WHAT?! You were going without me?
Heero: Uhhh…
Lena: I can't believe you Heero! That's so…so…mean!
Heero: …
Lena: I have nothing more to say to you, Heero Yuy!
*Heero goes to talk to 'his father'*
Stage person/Father: Lena's pretty mad at you…
Heero: So?
Stage Person/Father: I suggest you make up with her.
Heero: Why?
Stage Person/Father: Because A) it's in the script and B) you can't get through the woods without her, remember?
Heero: Damn.
*Goes to talk to the mother*
Mother: Are you seriously going to Meribia?
Heero: If Lena's aggravating doesn't drive me crazy first.
Duo: You mean again.
Heero: That wasn't her.
Duo: Ohhh…
Mother: Well, I can at least give you this… *Gives Heero 1000 S*
Duo: Dude! That's a lot of money!
*Heero and Duo go to talk to Lena again*
Lena: So you've got your dad's permission?
Heero: Yeah.
Lena: Well…I guess I can forgive you. But just this once! In fact, I'm even coming with you!
Heero: What?! But why?
Lena: Remember what your father said?
Heero: Damn.
Lena: We should talk to him again.
Heero: Why?
Lena: It's in the script.
Heero: Oh.
*They go to talk to 'his father'*
Stage Person/Father: So you're going too, Lena?
Lena: Yeah!
Stage Person/Father: Okay then. You guys should get some sleep.
*Everyone goes to bed*
Starseeker: And that's the end of that scene!
*Someone walks onto the set*
Person: Hey Starseeker, why'd you call me?
Starseeker: I was wondering if you'd like to play the role of Jessica in this presentation of Lunar: Silver Star Story.
Person: Well…sure.
Starseeker: Everyone, LISTEN UP!!
*All eyes turn to her*
Starseeker: That's good. This is the new cast member…
Who's gonna play Jessica? Will Heero be able to survive Lena's annoying presence? Will they *ever* sell the dragon diamond? And how will Treize look as the *female* red dragon? Find the answers to all these questions (well, except the last one…) in part 4 of Gundam: Silver Star Story! Oh, and please review!!