Gundam: Silver Star Story
Disclaimer: I don't own any characters mentioned in this story…except for the ones in The Crystal of Narrai, because it's my story. I also own Starseeker, but that's me so does it really count?
Notes: I'm actually sticking to the storyline as closely as possible the whole time. Please don't kill me! Okay, on with the story. Oh, a few warnings first…this story has a lot of spoilers from the game. It also has some character bashing, swearing, out-of-character characters, and may have slight shounen ai/yaoi later on. I guess that's it. Oh, and there are also cameos from other fandoms in this chapter…there are cameos from about 13 fandoms. (Did I set a record?? Hehe, just kidding…) Thoughts are in parenthesis! Read, enjoy, and review!!
Part 4: Cameos? What Cameos??
Starseeker: This is the person who's gonna play Jessica. Why don't you introduce yourself?
Person: Hmmph! I never have to announce myself back home, there's always someone there to do that for me.
Duo: Who are you?
Starseeker: Okay, fine. (Jeez, someone suddenly picked up an attitude…) Everyone, this is Zelda.
Duo: Never heard of ya.
Zelda: *AHEM!* Princess of Hyrule.
Duo: So you're in that N64 game with Saria and them? How come I've never heard of you?
Zelda: I'd like to know that myself, seeing as how THE GAME IS NAMED AFTER ME!!
Duo: Ohhh…you're THAT Zelda? That explains a lot…
Zelda: I hope so!
Starseeker: Zelda, we won't be needing you for a few scenes, why don't you sit over there and wait?
Zelda: I could be spending the afternoon with Link, but you drag me out here and then you make me WAIT?!
Starseeker: Uh…why don't you tell Link to get his Hero-of-Time butt over here then? Just…don't quote me, ok? And keep things clean!
Zelda: Okay. *Picks up the Inter-Fandom phone and tells Link to go to the set* He'll be here soon.
Starseeker: What're you waiting for? GET TO WORK!!
Lena: Didn't you say that there wouldn't be any cameos?
Starseeker: Well…yeah…but……um, this is an exception. It's not like we're having a *party* or something.
*Suddenly there's a puff of smoke. People from all sorts of different fandoms show up. Ryoko is chasing Tenchi and Quatre, the Sailor Scouts are talking to the Animorphs, Ayeka is trying to start a conversation with Heero (which Lena really doesn't like), and Misato is trying to get Trowa to at least say something*
Starseeker: What the…
*Before she can finish that sentence, Could Strife appears from…well, a cloud. He looks around*
Cloud: Uhhh…I think I took a wrong turn somewhere…
Starseeker: The FFVII hall is a few doors down.
Cloud: Yeah, thanks. *He disappears*
*Ryo-Ohki is now chasing Tobias around the set*
Tobias: GET THAT THING AWAY FROM MEEEEE!!!!!!
Rachel: I'll save you!
Dorothy (No, not that one. The one from the Wizard of Oz!): I don't think we're in Kansas any more…
Starseeker: HAH! I managed to fit The Wizard of Oz in there somewhere!
*Ayeka, Serena, Zelda, and Lena have now gotten into a conversation, finding something in common: they're all princesses*
Ayeka: So…
Serena: Hi!
Zelda: I shouldn't be talking to magic-less *humans*.
Lena: Jeez, *someone's* stuck-up…
Serena: So…um…
Ayeka: I'm the only one here without blond hair…
Serena: Isn't it weird?
Ayeka: Well, yeah.
*Sasami enters*
Ayeka: Hello, Sasami.
Sasami: Hi Ayeka!
Serena: Oh, you are *so* adorable! You remind me of Rini!!
Sasami: *Sweatdrops* Who??
Serena: Uhhh…no one!
Zelda: So who are you?
Ayeka: This is my little sister, Sasami. This is Serena, Relena (but everyone's calling her Lena) and *cough, cough* Zelda.
Sasami: It's nice to meet you!
*Link sneaks up on Zelda*
Zelda: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Oh, it's only you Link!
Ayeka: And this is Link, Zelda's boyfriend.
Sasami: It's nice to meet you, Link!
Link: You really remind me of Saria for some reason…
Sasami: Who??
Link: Never mind. C'mon Zelda, I need to *ahem* talk to you. *He and Zelda leave*
Serena: Hmmph! I have a boyfriend too, and he's MUCH cuter!
Lena: So do I! Well, he's not exactly my *boyfriend* but I know he's interested in me!
Starseeker: Are you sure it's not Duo he's interested in?
Lena: …huh?? *Thinks for a minute, then sweatdrops* Ewwwww! Don't even *think* that, it isn't true! It *can't* be true!
Starseeker: *Shrugs* Ya never know.
*Quatre and Tenchi run by, and Ryoko isn't far behind. But now Dorothy (creepy Dorothy from GW) has been added to the chase*
Quatre: HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Starseeker: I'd love to, but this is so much fun to watch!
Tenchi: I hope you never write for *my* fandom, you're totally insane!
Starseeker: Thank you!
*Tenchi sweatdrops, then keeps running*
Duo: Could this get any more pointless?
Starseeker: Hmmm…
Lena: What're you up to?
Starseeker: I'm trying to think of other fandoms that I know a lot about…
Alex (From Lunar): What about putting us in here?
Starseeker: Uhhh…I could do author cameos…no, bad plan. *Sigh* I hate having no anime resources……oh, I know!
*Suddenly, Allex and Oriah (from Starseeker's original fantasy story, 'The Crystal of Narrai') pop in*
Allex: What're we doing here?
Oriah: I should ask the same question.
Starseeker: Hi!
Allex: Who are you?
Starseeker: I'm the one who created you guys, idiot!!
Allex: Oh…um, oops…
Oriah: Let me handle this, Allex. Hi, it's nice to meet you. What's your name again?
Starseeker: Why don't *my own characters* know my name?? *Sigh* It's Starseeker, in this story at least.
Oriah: Okay, hi Starseeker. Where's Emere? I woulda thought you'd bring him here…
Starseeker: Okay, cool. *In a puff of smoke a tan cat appears*
Oriah: Emere!
*Suddenly the Lunar: SSSC gang shows up*
Nall: Who's that *cough* OTHER cat?
Emere: My name's Emere, thank you very much!
Nall: Oh, so he can *talk*! That's different…I thought he was an ordinary dumb cat!
Emere: Uhh…
Nall: I bet he can't-
Starseeker: Sssh!! You'll give away the plot!
Nall: Okay…I bet he can't *fly* like I can. Better?
Starseeker: Much.
Nall: So I'll get a big part if you write a *serious* Lunar story, right?
Starseeker: *Crosses her fingers behind her back* Sure…
Animorphs: Were we just totally forgotten?
Ax: And what about me?
Starseeker: What do you mean?
Rachel: *Sniff* You haven't worked on our story for a long time…and we're not even in it so far!
Starseeker: Sorry guys, I got sidetracked with Gundam Wing stories.
Rachel: But you'll finish Visions…right?
Starseeker: Sure…just…
Rachel: If you don't, I'll have to go grizzly bear on you.
Starseeker: That doesn't sound right…
Rachel: Um, let's try that again. If you don't finish Visions, I will seriously injure you. That clear?
Starseeker: Pretty much.
Misato: I give up! He won't say a word…he's worse than Shinji!
Starseeker: That's our Gundam Wing antisocial guy!
Trowa: …
Misato: I'm gonna go home, I'm already late for work!
Starseeker: Okay…um, bye.
*Misato disappears*
Tenchi: AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! Ryoko, leave me alone!
Ayeka: Yeah! Leave Tenchi alone!
Quatre: GET HER OFF OF MEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *Tries to pry Dorothy off of him, but it doesn't work* Trowa, HELP!!!
*Trowa, having been totally forgotten before now, jumps up and pulls Dorothy away from Quatre by her eyebrows*
Quatre: Thank you, Trowa! Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!!!!
Trowa: ……
Quatre: Aren't you even going to say anything?
Trowa: …
Quatre: Okay…
*There's another puff of smoke*
Daria: What the hell is going on?
Jane: Beats me.
Quatre: How many different fandoms are in this story?
Starseeker: Gundam Wing, Lunar, Tenchi, Sailor Moon, Zelda, Crystal of Narrai, a little bit of FFVII, one Evangelion cameo, Animorphs, and now Daria. That's…10 different fandoms.
Stan: And we're the 11th!
Duo: South Park too?!
Starseeker: I forgot to mention The Wizard of Oz…so that's 12, right?
Duo: Now all we need is the DBZ guys!
Starseeker: Good idea, I almost forgot about them!
*Goku and everyone else pops in*
Goku: What am I doing here?
Gohan: I was studying and then…what happened?
Krillin: Do we want to know?
Duo: Cool.
*Starseeker's brother pops in as well*
ShinigamiPSX: *Grins* You could add Pokemon!
Starseeker: Yeah, good idea! Thanks. Now. Leave.
ShinigamiPSX: Fine. *Disappears*
Starseeker: I'm starting to wish that I never gave him that name…
*Pikachu pops in*
Pikachu: Pika!! Pika-pi pika chu… chu pi!!
Starseeker: Uh, okay… ALLEX!!! Come here!
Allex: What is it? I was getting to know a nice girl named Mihoshi…
*Oriah elbows him in the ribs*
Oriah: I thought you liked ME!!
Allex: I do, but…well, uh…
Emere: You'll shut up if you know what's good for you.
Allex: Yeah.
Starseeker" *Ahem* Allex, Pikachu said that he wants to battle you…
Allex: Why?
Starseeker: He sensed electricity magic and he wants to see if you're a better fighter that him.
Allex: Uhhh…what if I don't want to fight?
Pikachu: Pika-CHU!!! *Shocks Allex, who barely flinches*
Allex: What was that…?
Pikachu: Chu… [Translation: Eeep] *Pikachu disappears*
Allex: Okaaaay…
Emere: *Leaves a conversation with Nall and talks to Starseeker* Have you finished the cameos yet??
Starseeker: I can't think of anyone else to put in here…I guess so.
Luna: Does that mean we have to leave?
Starseeker: Well…
*Everyone gives her puppy eyes. She sighs as she ignores the girls, but looks around at all the guys*
Starseeker: Um… you can stay for a while…
Everyone except the Gundam gang: YAY!!!
*Now Malon, Luna, and Raye are having a singing competition. Link, Alex, and Chad are judging it. Nash has challenged Allex to a tunder magic fight, Emere and Nall are talking again, the princesses are talking too, Trowa and Ami are having a chess match (Quatre and Serena watch with interest), Darien's having a hard time understanding what Ax is… and a bunch of other stuff's going on*
Serena: I'm hungry!
Duo: Yeah, me too! Let's get some food.
Goku: Did someone mention food? I'm starved!
*Starseeker sweatdrops*
Starseeker: I don't know if there's enough food here to feed all three of you…
*Duo, Goku, and Serena leave in search of food*
Starseeker: We need to get back to work! Everyone else, shut up!
*No one pays attention*
Starseeker: Ok, fine then. *Picks up the phone and dials the Fandom Retrieval Squad, FRS for short*
FRS: You have a problem with wandering fandom characters?
Starseeker: Yeah.
FRS: How can we help you?
Starseeker: Well…you could try GETTING RID OF THEM!!! But leave the Gundam characters and princess Zelda, okay? *Zelda glares at her* Fine, and Link too.
FRS: Mission accepted.
Heero: *Glares at the FRS guys* You stole one of my lines!
FRS: Sorry, sir.
*The FRS quickly detains everyone from all the wandering fandoms, excluding the Gundam Wing characters, Zelda, and Link*
FRS: What do you want us to do with them, ma'am?
Starseeker: Take 'em back to their own fandom halls.
FRS: Yes ma'am. When can we expect our pay, ma'am?
Starseeker: You don't collect money, remember?
FRS: That's right. Terribly sorry, ma'am.
Starseeker: That's okay. You can go now.
FRS: Right away, ma'am. *The FRS leaves with the fandom characters*
Starseeker: Woah, 14 fandoms…or maybe just 13, since the GW characters are in the whole story.
Duo: There's no food around here!
Starseeker: Duh, I already told you that! Now, let's get back to work!
Will the performance of Lunar: SSSC *ever* get done? Will Zelda and Lena drive everyone crazy with their whining? And was that the last of the cameos?
Jessica de Alkirk: Probably not.
Starseeker: What're YOU doing here??
Jessica: I wanna know why you cast that spoiled brat Zelda as me!!
Starseeker: Uhhh…
Jessica: I'm *NOT* spoiled!!
Starseeker: Ummm…well, that's it! Bye!
*Starseeker quickly leaves, and Jessica chases after her with a mace. Starseeker then realizes she can use her author powers and she zaps Jessica.*
Jessica: Ow…
Starseeker: Bye everyone! And please remember to review!!!