Get On The Bus
WEDNESDAY
(Harold turns on the computer and the net and goes into the chat room)
Harold_Patty Hi guys! Sorry I've been gone for so long. I was just busy for a while trying
to beat FF7. I hope Patty and me go out today.
Arnold Hey Harold.
Gerald Hi.
Helga Hi.
Phoebe Hi. Just wondering Harold, what disc are you on?
Harold_Patty (sniff) the end of disc 1.
Phoebe (crying) yeah, I remember that part very clearly.
Gerald Not as much as Episode 33 of Fushigi Yuugi (cries and hugs Arnold)!!
Phoebe Shut up, Gerald! You're making me cry, that was when (breaks down and cries)!
Helga Sure I felt sad, but it wasn't something worth crying for!
Phoebe I hope you didn't insulted one of my favorite Suzaku Star Warriors! At least I'm
not like those girls who cried at the end of Titanic!
Helga Phoebe?
Phoebe Yes.
Helga I... hate you (she cries with the rest of them)! JACK!!
Marilyn: (off comp.) Harold! Time to take a bath!
Harold: (off comp.) Okay mom!
Harold_Patty I gotta go, my mom wants me to take a bath. Bye!
Harold_Patty leaves the chatroom
Patty_Harold is online
Arnold Hey Patty.
Patty_Harold hey Arnold!
Patty_Harold You know what guys? I just found real love.
Helga Patty, aren't you in love with fat boy already?
Patty_HaroldOh, we're not together anymore, I'm in love with someone else... Torvald.
Arnold Torvald?
Gerald Torvald??
Helga Torvald??
Patty_Harold Yes, Torvald, and I'm gonna go out with him later on.
Helga One thing, why does your username still have Harold's name on it?
Patty_Harold Sadly, it's permanent. I wonder what that fat idiot is doing now.
(meanwhile, Patty is now walking happily to Harold's house as she gets ready for another
afternoon out and she arrives at his house)
Marilyn: Hello Patty. Come on in.
(Patty comes in and arrives at door of his room waiting for him)
Patty: Hey Harold.
Harold: (O.S.) Coming Patty, just give me a minute.
(at the other side, Harold just finished taking a bath and has a towel wrapped around his
waist and was about to put his briefs on until Patty opens the door and his towel
accidentally fell on the floor as the view is focused on his legs showing no nudity)
Patty: (smiling with her eyes shut) Oh yeah I forgot you gave me the key as a gift.
(Harold stood still as he blushes deep red as Patty opens her eyes and stood still and
blushes as she accidentally seen her boyfriend in all his naked glory)
Harold: (surprised and shocked) Patty??
Patty: (deep red on her cheeks) Uh... uhhh... uhh...
(Patty fainted before she could even finish the sentence and as he puts back his towel on
and he looks at her face, she was smiling like she was in Heaven then he closed the door, a
few minutes later, she was awake and shirtless Harold was almost finished dressing up)
Patty: Sorry I've intruded your room and I accidentally seen your keister.
Harold: (putting his white shirt on) Its my fault Patty, I should've told you I finished
taking a bath and putting on my clothes.
Patty: Don't get me wrong Harold about me smiling. (V.O.) Its times like that that make me
wish I brought a video camera... oh god, what am I thinking???
Harold: (putting on his polo) Its alright, just forget about it. Why did you come here
for?(Patty lifts up a picnic basket) A picnic? Well, okay. I've been playing FF7 for over a
few hours already. I guess a picnic would do me good.
Patty: Well, you got that right, there's nothing else to pick. (starts to laugh and stops)
(V.O.) God that sounded lame.
Harold: Should we go now?
Patty: Sure if you want to.
(back at Patty's house, she leaves the chat room and turns off the computer while waiting
for Torvald to pick her up, 5 minutes later, he still wasn't there as she taps her pencil
impatiently until she sees her picture frame of her and Harold kissing (from To Helen Back)
and starts to reminisce of the days she was with him, she sighs and smirks for a bit)
(Flashback from Hey Harold!)
Stinky: If Patty tried to dance with me, I'd run for my life!
(Sid and Stinky laugh together and Harold bangs the table)
Harold: I like Patty, (Patty was smiling when sh heard that) and if anyone's got a problem with that, I'll beat you up so bad, it won't even be funny!!!
(Flashback from To Helen Back)
(Patty starts to cluck like a chicken)
Harold: Stop it!
(Harold stops Patty by grabbing her by the shoulders and giving her a lip-locking kiss on
the lips for 5 seconds then moves away, and Patty's reaction is not like her, she didn't
react... at all. Another scene shows where Harold and Patty go on the roof during the
nighttime where the banzai gardens was finished and Harold sat down on a blanket like him
and his parents had a picnic in the afternoon)
Harold: C'mon Patty, sit down.
(Patty just stood there while all of a sudden she breaks down crying on Harold's shoulders
hugging him)
Harold: (hugging her while patting Patty's back) Its ok, its ok. Let's talk.
Patty: (sniffs) Okay.
(flashbacks from Miss Understood)
Harold: I was just wondering, what do you want for a gift then?
(Patty starts to put her hand on Harold's face)
Patty: You. What about you?
(Harold starts to put his hand on Patty's face)
Harold: You too.
(both Harold and Patty let a tear drop and they wiped each other's tears with their thumbs)
Patty: (sighing) Those were the days.
(Torvald opens the door)
Torvald: Hi Patty!
(Patty flings the frame like a rubber band and accidentally hits her dad)
Patty's dad: Patty!
Patty: (O.S.) Sorry dad.
(back to Patty)
Patty: Hey Torvald.
Torvald: You ready?
Patty: Yeah, of course. Dad, I'll be out for a while.
Patty's dad: Don't be late!
(her and Torvald leave her house and it goes to the park where Patty and Harold decide to
have their picnic near the pond, where they did everything to flying a kite, playing Frisbee
and feeding the pigeons, and they take a break by sitting down and eating her food)
Patty: Can I ask you something serious?
Harold: (drinking her mango-guava spritzer) Sure.
Patty: I heard of some nasty rumors that Rhonda actually admitted her love for you.
Harold: (accidentally spills her spritzer) After all, it's just a rumor.
Patty: I guess your right.
(Wolfgang comes in and barges in their conversation)
Wolfgang: Well, well, well, it's the bully that gone soft.
Harold: What is he talking about?
Wolfgang: She used to up to par with me when it comes to be a bully, but she went soft and
stops beating up students and I even heard that she didn't beat up Helga!
Harold: You're kidding?
Wolfgang: Yep, she didn't, Helga was faking it, and besides, she lost her touch, and another
thing, (Wolfgang grabs the sides of Patty's skirt and lifts it up revealing her knickers to
Harold and everyone else in the park as Harold is shocked when the camera was focused on the crowd) her knickers aren't sexy enough! Hahahahaha!
(Patty grew red in anger as soon as he puts her skirt down and she gets ready to squeeze
something and the camera focuses at the grass floor as a crackle is heard and a scream is
heard off screen and Wolfgang kneels down and wallows on the floor holding his manhood)
Wolfgang: (with a girlie voice) Mommy.
Patty: Jerk! Let's get out of here. (V.O.) If that jerk wants to see if I lost my touch,
I'll show him that old legends never die!
(Harold and Patty leave the park)
Harold: Yeah! Just wondering Patty, was Mary faking it also?
Patty: Oh, you mean Mary? That was real.
(back at the park, Harold and Patty leave the park as Torvald brings 2 hotdogs as Patty waits for him)
Torvald: Sorry I took a while, the line was so long.
Patty: Don't worry about it.
Torvald: (sitting down) Can I ask you something?
Patty: Shoot.
Torvald: If you want to say no, say no.
Patty: No, no, no, no, no, I meant go ahead.
Torvald: Why did you and Harold break up? Its not that I don't want to be your boyfriend
but, you 2 looked great together and he's also the reason why you lost your reputation as a
bully in the process by the way you said was worth it, that's gotta mean something!
Patty: Torvald, there are people who make mistakes and there are people that are just
plain stupid, I'm the one who made the mistake and Harold is the stupid one. By the way, why are you asking me this?
Torvald: I saw you looking at your picture of Harold and when I came in, you flung it like a
rubber band and it hit your dad.
Patty: (with a surprised look on her face) You saw that?
Torvald: Yep, I know you really, really hate him and want to start anew with me, but the
only reason I don't want to be your boyfriend because deep down, you still have feelings for
him (Patty starts to cry and tears come out of her eyes as she hears this while covering her
face with her hands although Torvald doesn't notice) and I don't want to mess up something
beautiful like that.
Patty: (stops crying, wipes her tears and nose with her sleeve and maintains her composure
in public) Thanks for being there for me and caring for me but I didn't appreciate the fact
that you read me like a book and got me figured out in just a day. Yes, that was my plan at
first, but after thinking of that for a moment, I don't have any idea what to do now! And...
and... (Patty kisses Torvald passionately and stops) I really need to think this over, do I?
Torvald: (nodding) Yep, you do.
Patty: I have to go now, sorry for this date turned out to be a dud. By the way, thanks for
the hotdogs.
Torvald: Its okay, I understand, and no problem.
(Patty leaves the park getting ready for a long, long walk)
Torvald: I hope she makes the right choice for I can't make one for her and (sighs) neither
can Harold.
(Torvald leaves the park)
To Be Continued...
WEDNESDAY
(Harold turns on the computer and the net and goes into the chat room)
Harold_Patty Hi guys! Sorry I've been gone for so long. I was just busy for a while trying
to beat FF7. I hope Patty and me go out today.
Arnold Hey Harold.
Gerald Hi.
Helga Hi.
Phoebe Hi. Just wondering Harold, what disc are you on?
Harold_Patty (sniff) the end of disc 1.
Phoebe (crying) yeah, I remember that part very clearly.
Gerald Not as much as Episode 33 of Fushigi Yuugi (cries and hugs Arnold)!!
Phoebe Shut up, Gerald! You're making me cry, that was when (breaks down and cries)!
Helga Sure I felt sad, but it wasn't something worth crying for!
Phoebe I hope you didn't insulted one of my favorite Suzaku Star Warriors! At least I'm
not like those girls who cried at the end of Titanic!
Helga Phoebe?
Phoebe Yes.
Helga I... hate you (she cries with the rest of them)! JACK!!
Marilyn: (off comp.) Harold! Time to take a bath!
Harold: (off comp.) Okay mom!
Harold_Patty I gotta go, my mom wants me to take a bath. Bye!
Harold_Patty leaves the chatroom
Patty_Harold is online
Arnold Hey Patty.
Patty_Harold hey Arnold!
Patty_Harold You know what guys? I just found real love.
Helga Patty, aren't you in love with fat boy already?
Patty_HaroldOh, we're not together anymore, I'm in love with someone else... Torvald.
Arnold Torvald?
Gerald Torvald??
Helga Torvald??
Patty_Harold Yes, Torvald, and I'm gonna go out with him later on.
Helga One thing, why does your username still have Harold's name on it?
Patty_Harold Sadly, it's permanent. I wonder what that fat idiot is doing now.
(meanwhile, Patty is now walking happily to Harold's house as she gets ready for another
afternoon out and she arrives at his house)
Marilyn: Hello Patty. Come on in.
(Patty comes in and arrives at door of his room waiting for him)
Patty: Hey Harold.
Harold: (O.S.) Coming Patty, just give me a minute.
(at the other side, Harold just finished taking a bath and has a towel wrapped around his
waist and was about to put his briefs on until Patty opens the door and his towel
accidentally fell on the floor as the view is focused on his legs showing no nudity)
Patty: (smiling with her eyes shut) Oh yeah I forgot you gave me the key as a gift.
(Harold stood still as he blushes deep red as Patty opens her eyes and stood still and
blushes as she accidentally seen her boyfriend in all his naked glory)
Harold: (surprised and shocked) Patty??
Patty: (deep red on her cheeks) Uh... uhhh... uhh...
(Patty fainted before she could even finish the sentence and as he puts back his towel on
and he looks at her face, she was smiling like she was in Heaven then he closed the door, a
few minutes later, she was awake and shirtless Harold was almost finished dressing up)
Patty: Sorry I've intruded your room and I accidentally seen your keister.
Harold: (putting his white shirt on) Its my fault Patty, I should've told you I finished
taking a bath and putting on my clothes.
Patty: Don't get me wrong Harold about me smiling. (V.O.) Its times like that that make me
wish I brought a video camera... oh god, what am I thinking???
Harold: (putting on his polo) Its alright, just forget about it. Why did you come here
for?(Patty lifts up a picnic basket) A picnic? Well, okay. I've been playing FF7 for over a
few hours already. I guess a picnic would do me good.
Patty: Well, you got that right, there's nothing else to pick. (starts to laugh and stops)
(V.O.) God that sounded lame.
Harold: Should we go now?
Patty: Sure if you want to.
(back at Patty's house, she leaves the chat room and turns off the computer while waiting
for Torvald to pick her up, 5 minutes later, he still wasn't there as she taps her pencil
impatiently until she sees her picture frame of her and Harold kissing (from To Helen Back)
and starts to reminisce of the days she was with him, she sighs and smirks for a bit)
(Flashback from Hey Harold!)
Stinky: If Patty tried to dance with me, I'd run for my life!
(Sid and Stinky laugh together and Harold bangs the table)
Harold: I like Patty, (Patty was smiling when sh heard that) and if anyone's got a problem with that, I'll beat you up so bad, it won't even be funny!!!
(Flashback from To Helen Back)
(Patty starts to cluck like a chicken)
Harold: Stop it!
(Harold stops Patty by grabbing her by the shoulders and giving her a lip-locking kiss on
the lips for 5 seconds then moves away, and Patty's reaction is not like her, she didn't
react... at all. Another scene shows where Harold and Patty go on the roof during the
nighttime where the banzai gardens was finished and Harold sat down on a blanket like him
and his parents had a picnic in the afternoon)
Harold: C'mon Patty, sit down.
(Patty just stood there while all of a sudden she breaks down crying on Harold's shoulders
hugging him)
Harold: (hugging her while patting Patty's back) Its ok, its ok. Let's talk.
Patty: (sniffs) Okay.
(flashbacks from Miss Understood)
Harold: I was just wondering, what do you want for a gift then?
(Patty starts to put her hand on Harold's face)
Patty: You. What about you?
(Harold starts to put his hand on Patty's face)
Harold: You too.
(both Harold and Patty let a tear drop and they wiped each other's tears with their thumbs)
Patty: (sighing) Those were the days.
(Torvald opens the door)
Torvald: Hi Patty!
(Patty flings the frame like a rubber band and accidentally hits her dad)
Patty's dad: Patty!
Patty: (O.S.) Sorry dad.
(back to Patty)
Patty: Hey Torvald.
Torvald: You ready?
Patty: Yeah, of course. Dad, I'll be out for a while.
Patty's dad: Don't be late!
(her and Torvald leave her house and it goes to the park where Patty and Harold decide to
have their picnic near the pond, where they did everything to flying a kite, playing Frisbee
and feeding the pigeons, and they take a break by sitting down and eating her food)
Patty: Can I ask you something serious?
Harold: (drinking her mango-guava spritzer) Sure.
Patty: I heard of some nasty rumors that Rhonda actually admitted her love for you.
Harold: (accidentally spills her spritzer) After all, it's just a rumor.
Patty: I guess your right.
(Wolfgang comes in and barges in their conversation)
Wolfgang: Well, well, well, it's the bully that gone soft.
Harold: What is he talking about?
Wolfgang: She used to up to par with me when it comes to be a bully, but she went soft and
stops beating up students and I even heard that she didn't beat up Helga!
Harold: You're kidding?
Wolfgang: Yep, she didn't, Helga was faking it, and besides, she lost her touch, and another
thing, (Wolfgang grabs the sides of Patty's skirt and lifts it up revealing her knickers to
Harold and everyone else in the park as Harold is shocked when the camera was focused on the crowd) her knickers aren't sexy enough! Hahahahaha!
(Patty grew red in anger as soon as he puts her skirt down and she gets ready to squeeze
something and the camera focuses at the grass floor as a crackle is heard and a scream is
heard off screen and Wolfgang kneels down and wallows on the floor holding his manhood)
Wolfgang: (with a girlie voice) Mommy.
Patty: Jerk! Let's get out of here. (V.O.) If that jerk wants to see if I lost my touch,
I'll show him that old legends never die!
(Harold and Patty leave the park)
Harold: Yeah! Just wondering Patty, was Mary faking it also?
Patty: Oh, you mean Mary? That was real.
(back at the park, Harold and Patty leave the park as Torvald brings 2 hotdogs as Patty waits for him)
Torvald: Sorry I took a while, the line was so long.
Patty: Don't worry about it.
Torvald: (sitting down) Can I ask you something?
Patty: Shoot.
Torvald: If you want to say no, say no.
Patty: No, no, no, no, no, I meant go ahead.
Torvald: Why did you and Harold break up? Its not that I don't want to be your boyfriend
but, you 2 looked great together and he's also the reason why you lost your reputation as a
bully in the process by the way you said was worth it, that's gotta mean something!
Patty: Torvald, there are people who make mistakes and there are people that are just
plain stupid, I'm the one who made the mistake and Harold is the stupid one. By the way, why are you asking me this?
Torvald: I saw you looking at your picture of Harold and when I came in, you flung it like a
rubber band and it hit your dad.
Patty: (with a surprised look on her face) You saw that?
Torvald: Yep, I know you really, really hate him and want to start anew with me, but the
only reason I don't want to be your boyfriend because deep down, you still have feelings for
him (Patty starts to cry and tears come out of her eyes as she hears this while covering her
face with her hands although Torvald doesn't notice) and I don't want to mess up something
beautiful like that.
Patty: (stops crying, wipes her tears and nose with her sleeve and maintains her composure
in public) Thanks for being there for me and caring for me but I didn't appreciate the fact
that you read me like a book and got me figured out in just a day. Yes, that was my plan at
first, but after thinking of that for a moment, I don't have any idea what to do now! And...
and... (Patty kisses Torvald passionately and stops) I really need to think this over, do I?
Torvald: (nodding) Yep, you do.
Patty: I have to go now, sorry for this date turned out to be a dud. By the way, thanks for
the hotdogs.
Torvald: Its okay, I understand, and no problem.
(Patty leaves the park getting ready for a long, long walk)
Torvald: I hope she makes the right choice for I can't make one for her and (sighs) neither
can Harold.
(Torvald leaves the park)
To Be Continued...