*Third Hour*
Trowa looked at how fast Heero was going. Holy cow, he's gone WAY over the speed limit. Trowa thought to himself. Well, at least we'll get out of this dang car.
"Duo, maybe you should just lay off all of the sweets for a while," Quatre said to Duo, who had a large pile of candy wrapers all around him.
"STOP! ARE YA KIDDIN ME QUATRE?" A super hyper Duo said in a strange Irish accent to Quatre(scaring the crap out of him).
"I just thou-" Quatre started to say
"YOU'RE ALWAYS THINKING FOR YOURSELF AREN'T YOU QUATRE!" Duo said not making any sense.
"What I meant was-"
"YOU GUYS ARE ALL GONNA GANG UP ON ME! BUT YOU WON'T! CAUSE I HOLD THE POWER OF THE TRIFORCE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!" Duo said, who was out of his mind.
"Quatre is right, you really need to-" Wufei said.
"SHUT UP WUFIE! IS IT OKAY IF I CALL YOU WUFIE?" Duo said to Wufei. Ooo so you wanna play rough don't you. Wufei thought to himself.
This isn't good Quatre thought as he turned his head away from Duo and Wufei.
"YOU SLIME!" Wufei said gripping Duo by the collar.
"Can you kill each other when were out of the car?" Heero asked (more like commanded).
"Okay fine, I'll kill you when we're out of the da** stinking car," Wufei said releasing his grip from Duo's preacher collar. Duo then started acting weird, and saying quotes from movies.
Trowa got sick of trying to read road signs, so he got out his deformed map. Trowa, also wanting to get out of the small rental car (that was getting smaller by the minute), decided to look for short cuts.
"Trowa can we get to the highway in less than a minute?" Heero asked looking at signs for the highway.
"Yes, we can," Trowa said happily (and almost smiling). He looked at the map and saw that if you cut across a field and avoided some obstacles, you could get on the highway in less than half the time to go the normal way. The only problem was that the map was a little blurred on the connection to the field and the highway. Oh well, like we haven't risked our lives before. Trowa thought he rembered some really close calls.
"Okay, you see that field on your right?" Trowa asked Heero.
"Yeah," Heero answered.
"Turn in there," Trowa told Heero.
"Okay..." Heero said uneasily. He turned into the field. Heero drove through the grassy field. They were almost to the road, when Heero spotted a tree in front him.
"Trowa, what's beyond the tree?" Heero asked Trowa.
"What tree?" Trowa said looking at the map, but he couldn't see a tree.
"What tree! The one that's right in front of us!" Heero yelled on the top of his lungs.
"It's probaly there so some idiots wouldn't cut across the field," Wufei said. Duo and Quatre giggled.
"Oh, that tree," Trowa said looking up from his map.
"WHAT'S BEYOND THE DA** TREE?!" Heero asked Trowa.
"Ah, it should be the Highway," Trowa told Heero. Heero made a sharp turn, which made Duo fly forward. All the cars on the road honked, swore, and flicked them off.
"Hello, sh**," Duo said with his head pressed against the windshield. He got back in his seat and rubbed his nose, that had been smashed.
Duo reached over to his right side and went for a bag of M&Ms, but just before he got it Wufei picked it up.
"What are these like any way?" Wufei said, examining the bag.
"Wufie give them back! They're MINE!" Duo said to Wufei trying to get them back.
"I might if you stop calling me by that name," Wufei told Duo, putting the bag of M&Ms farther away from Duo.
"I'll just find the other bag," Duo said to Wufei in a snotty voice. Duo looked all over the floor and all around him, but he couldn't find them.
"Quatre have you seen my..." Duo looked at Quatre and saw that he was eating the bag of M&Ms. He opened his mouth wide and a high pitched squeal came out of him.
"I'm sorry Duo, but I got hungry," Quatre said after he swallowed the last bit of the M&Ms from the bag. Duo closed his mouth and glared at Quatre.
"You're telling me that you ate MY bag of M&Ms?" Duo said angrily at Quatre.
"I-" Quatre started to say. Duo put both of his hands around Quatre, and started to choke him.
"YOU LITTLE-" Duo started to tell Quatre.
"What did I just say?" Heero said to Duo. He released his grip from around Quatre's neck.
"That's a good way to lose an eye, my friends." Heero told the three in the back.
"Look who's talking." Wufei mumbled.
"THAT WAS OUT OF THE CAR!" Heero yelled at Wufei. This made Wufei jump.
*A few minutes later*
Wufei was getting bored so he started to think of ways to get Duo back. Then it hit him. Trowa's hair gel rolled out from under his seat and hit his shoe. An evilish grin went from ear to ear on his face.
*One mniute later*
"Hey Duo, get your hair out of the way. I can't see out the back window," Heero said to Duo.
"What hair?" Duo asked Heero.
"The brown fuzzy animal on your head,"
"I don't really remember having a-"
"Your braid is sticking up in the air,Duo." Trowa said looking up from his map.
"Wha-" Duo said feeling the top of his head. This was too much for Wufei. His face grew bright red from holding in his laughter. But he couldn't hold it any more. He burst into hysterical laughter and fell on the car floor, but there wasn't much room on the car floor so he bumped his head.
"Ow," Wufei said rubbing his head. Wufei then slowly looked over at Duo, and began to laugh harder.
Trowa began to see what happened.
"Wufei, give me my hair gel back," Trowa said, not so calmly. Wufei picked up Trowa's hair gel and gave it back to him (while laughing). Duo then realized what had happened. Duo tried to put his hair down, but it was useless.
"What kind of hair gel is this Trowa?" Duo asked Trowa still fiddling with his hair.
"Maybe it's better if you don't know," Trowa said while he was putting his hair gel in the glove compartment.
"Oh great!" Duo said, trying to keep his hair down. Finally Duo managed to sit down on his braid. And I thought I had really bad hair days before, Duo thought to himself.
*10 minutes later*
"I think we're lost," Trowa said to Heero, when he saw that they were on a country road when they were supposed to be entering Duluth (a city in MN).
"When did you discover that?" Heero asked. He was fed up with Trowa and his lousy map skills.
"Listen, I'm reading the map right this time okay," Trowa told Heero. But he wasn't done.
"You're the one who is getting lost all the time, it's your fault were lost!" Trowa said finishing.
"Maybe if it wasn't so LOUD in the back I could hear you," Heero said to Trowa (and the three in the back seats). Duo, Quatre, and Wufei were fighting over the last piece of beef jerky. When they heard Heero say loud they stopped fighting over the piece of beef.
"Sorry Heero," Quatre said to Heero. But after he said that he grabbed the jerky from Duo's hand. Then the fight started all over again. Quatre was curled up in a ball and Duo and Wufei were beating on him.
"IF YOU GUYS DON'T STOP, I'LL GO MAD!" Heero yelled at Duo, Quatre, and Wufei. That was all he needed to do to stop them. After the jerky problem Duo, Quatre, and Wufei got bored. But Duo challanged them all a "How Many Sunflower Seeds Can You Hold In Your Mouth" contest. Since Wufei was REALLY bored he thought: Hey, what the heck at least it's better than some of Duo's ideas of fun.
"So let the game begin!" Duo said while opening the first bag of sunflower seeds. They started with five seeds. Then went on to ten. And then on to 15, 20, 25, ect.
Heero wanted to get to the campsite at their planned time (1:30). But it was impossible, because it was almost 1:00 and they didn't know where they were. But that wasn't all! There was road work up ahead. Heck with road work, Heero thought to himself. With that he speed up and was ready to crash through the road barricade.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Trowa yelled. He just happened to see Heero crash through the road blocker. This made Quatre look up and also see what was going on. Just one glance and sunflower seeds went flying all over his lap.
"Oh no, not again," Quatre said as he was brushing off the soggy seeds.
"WE'RE ABOUT TO BE KILLED AND ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS YOUR PANTS!" Trowa screamed. Wow, that's a first, Heero thought while trying to stay on the road.
But Duo and Wufei still dueled at the sunflower seed contest. They were at 50 seeds each, and still going strong. While Quatre was complaining, Trowa screaming, and Heero swearing at the construction workers, Duo and Wufei were glaring at each other and stuffing their mouths with sunflower seeds.
Heero kept his eyes on the gravel and destroyed road. His eyes looked over at a bright orange sign that read: WARNING: SPEED BUMP.
"SPEED BUMP!" Heero yelled at everyone in the car. Trowa screamed louder and Quatre shrieked like a little girl.
"WHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Duo and Wufei shouted (they actually said no). They car went over the bump at 80 mph (not good).
CRASH! The car landed on the road. Sunflower seeds were every where!
"Heero, when you see a speed bump you're not supposed to speed up. Now IF you were a normal warm blooded human you would SLOW DOWN!" Duo said shaking off seeds off his hands.
"Whoops, wrong peddle," Trowa hit his head on the dash board, and muttered the word idiot.
"Let's just go," Quatre said brushing off more soggy seeds that were on his lap.
"First I need to change my pants," Quatre told every one.
"Fine!" Heero said. He speed up to get to the nearest restroom. But when he went over 35 mph the car shook wildy.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, and Wufei screamed. Heero went over to the side of the road and turned off the car.
"What the heck happened?!" Wufei said, grasping his heart which was pounding like crazy.
"After that I REALLY have to change my pants," Quatre said. All of them got out of the car. Quatre got his suitcase full of his presonal belongings. Then he went behind a bunch of trees. Heero, Duo, Trowa and Wufei gathered around the hood of the car. Smoke was coming out from underneath the hood.
"What should we do?" Trowa asked.
"Run for our lives! When the rental car people see this, they will murder us!" Wufei told them.
"Ah, I know what to do. I saw this on a Happy Days episode," Duo told them. The three stared strangly at Duo as he motioned them back. Duo put his hand in a tight fist and hit the hood as hard as he could. After that the hood began to glow red.
"I see flames," Heero said looking at the hood of the car. The four all looked at each other.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" They all ran over to the group of trees where Quatre was. Quatre had finished changing and saw his fellow pilots running at him. Then he saw the car in flames. Heero, Duo, Trowa, and Wufei dove into the trees. They waited to hear the car explode, but nothing happened. They peeked out from behind the trees.
KABOOM! Car parts went all over. Duo looked at his watch.
"Well, at least the car trip ended at 1:30," Duo told them. The rest slapped their heads.
The End!
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The moral of this story is NEVER EVER take a trip with trained assassins.
Thanks for reading! Please Review! :)
Trowa looked at how fast Heero was going. Holy cow, he's gone WAY over the speed limit. Trowa thought to himself. Well, at least we'll get out of this dang car.
"Duo, maybe you should just lay off all of the sweets for a while," Quatre said to Duo, who had a large pile of candy wrapers all around him.
"STOP! ARE YA KIDDIN ME QUATRE?" A super hyper Duo said in a strange Irish accent to Quatre(scaring the crap out of him).
"I just thou-" Quatre started to say
"YOU'RE ALWAYS THINKING FOR YOURSELF AREN'T YOU QUATRE!" Duo said not making any sense.
"What I meant was-"
"YOU GUYS ARE ALL GONNA GANG UP ON ME! BUT YOU WON'T! CAUSE I HOLD THE POWER OF THE TRIFORCE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!" Duo said, who was out of his mind.
"Quatre is right, you really need to-" Wufei said.
"SHUT UP WUFIE! IS IT OKAY IF I CALL YOU WUFIE?" Duo said to Wufei. Ooo so you wanna play rough don't you. Wufei thought to himself.
This isn't good Quatre thought as he turned his head away from Duo and Wufei.
"YOU SLIME!" Wufei said gripping Duo by the collar.
"Can you kill each other when were out of the car?" Heero asked (more like commanded).
"Okay fine, I'll kill you when we're out of the da** stinking car," Wufei said releasing his grip from Duo's preacher collar. Duo then started acting weird, and saying quotes from movies.
Trowa got sick of trying to read road signs, so he got out his deformed map. Trowa, also wanting to get out of the small rental car (that was getting smaller by the minute), decided to look for short cuts.
"Trowa can we get to the highway in less than a minute?" Heero asked looking at signs for the highway.
"Yes, we can," Trowa said happily (and almost smiling). He looked at the map and saw that if you cut across a field and avoided some obstacles, you could get on the highway in less than half the time to go the normal way. The only problem was that the map was a little blurred on the connection to the field and the highway. Oh well, like we haven't risked our lives before. Trowa thought he rembered some really close calls.
"Okay, you see that field on your right?" Trowa asked Heero.
"Yeah," Heero answered.
"Turn in there," Trowa told Heero.
"Okay..." Heero said uneasily. He turned into the field. Heero drove through the grassy field. They were almost to the road, when Heero spotted a tree in front him.
"Trowa, what's beyond the tree?" Heero asked Trowa.
"What tree?" Trowa said looking at the map, but he couldn't see a tree.
"What tree! The one that's right in front of us!" Heero yelled on the top of his lungs.
"It's probaly there so some idiots wouldn't cut across the field," Wufei said. Duo and Quatre giggled.
"Oh, that tree," Trowa said looking up from his map.
"WHAT'S BEYOND THE DA** TREE?!" Heero asked Trowa.
"Ah, it should be the Highway," Trowa told Heero. Heero made a sharp turn, which made Duo fly forward. All the cars on the road honked, swore, and flicked them off.
"Hello, sh**," Duo said with his head pressed against the windshield. He got back in his seat and rubbed his nose, that had been smashed.
Duo reached over to his right side and went for a bag of M&Ms, but just before he got it Wufei picked it up.
"What are these like any way?" Wufei said, examining the bag.
"Wufie give them back! They're MINE!" Duo said to Wufei trying to get them back.
"I might if you stop calling me by that name," Wufei told Duo, putting the bag of M&Ms farther away from Duo.
"I'll just find the other bag," Duo said to Wufei in a snotty voice. Duo looked all over the floor and all around him, but he couldn't find them.
"Quatre have you seen my..." Duo looked at Quatre and saw that he was eating the bag of M&Ms. He opened his mouth wide and a high pitched squeal came out of him.
"I'm sorry Duo, but I got hungry," Quatre said after he swallowed the last bit of the M&Ms from the bag. Duo closed his mouth and glared at Quatre.
"You're telling me that you ate MY bag of M&Ms?" Duo said angrily at Quatre.
"I-" Quatre started to say. Duo put both of his hands around Quatre, and started to choke him.
"YOU LITTLE-" Duo started to tell Quatre.
"What did I just say?" Heero said to Duo. He released his grip from around Quatre's neck.
"That's a good way to lose an eye, my friends." Heero told the three in the back.
"Look who's talking." Wufei mumbled.
"THAT WAS OUT OF THE CAR!" Heero yelled at Wufei. This made Wufei jump.
*A few minutes later*
Wufei was getting bored so he started to think of ways to get Duo back. Then it hit him. Trowa's hair gel rolled out from under his seat and hit his shoe. An evilish grin went from ear to ear on his face.
*One mniute later*
"Hey Duo, get your hair out of the way. I can't see out the back window," Heero said to Duo.
"What hair?" Duo asked Heero.
"The brown fuzzy animal on your head,"
"I don't really remember having a-"
"Your braid is sticking up in the air,Duo." Trowa said looking up from his map.
"Wha-" Duo said feeling the top of his head. This was too much for Wufei. His face grew bright red from holding in his laughter. But he couldn't hold it any more. He burst into hysterical laughter and fell on the car floor, but there wasn't much room on the car floor so he bumped his head.
"Ow," Wufei said rubbing his head. Wufei then slowly looked over at Duo, and began to laugh harder.
Trowa began to see what happened.
"Wufei, give me my hair gel back," Trowa said, not so calmly. Wufei picked up Trowa's hair gel and gave it back to him (while laughing). Duo then realized what had happened. Duo tried to put his hair down, but it was useless.
"What kind of hair gel is this Trowa?" Duo asked Trowa still fiddling with his hair.
"Maybe it's better if you don't know," Trowa said while he was putting his hair gel in the glove compartment.
"Oh great!" Duo said, trying to keep his hair down. Finally Duo managed to sit down on his braid. And I thought I had really bad hair days before, Duo thought to himself.
*10 minutes later*
"I think we're lost," Trowa said to Heero, when he saw that they were on a country road when they were supposed to be entering Duluth (a city in MN).
"When did you discover that?" Heero asked. He was fed up with Trowa and his lousy map skills.
"Listen, I'm reading the map right this time okay," Trowa told Heero. But he wasn't done.
"You're the one who is getting lost all the time, it's your fault were lost!" Trowa said finishing.
"Maybe if it wasn't so LOUD in the back I could hear you," Heero said to Trowa (and the three in the back seats). Duo, Quatre, and Wufei were fighting over the last piece of beef jerky. When they heard Heero say loud they stopped fighting over the piece of beef.
"Sorry Heero," Quatre said to Heero. But after he said that he grabbed the jerky from Duo's hand. Then the fight started all over again. Quatre was curled up in a ball and Duo and Wufei were beating on him.
"IF YOU GUYS DON'T STOP, I'LL GO MAD!" Heero yelled at Duo, Quatre, and Wufei. That was all he needed to do to stop them. After the jerky problem Duo, Quatre, and Wufei got bored. But Duo challanged them all a "How Many Sunflower Seeds Can You Hold In Your Mouth" contest. Since Wufei was REALLY bored he thought: Hey, what the heck at least it's better than some of Duo's ideas of fun.
"So let the game begin!" Duo said while opening the first bag of sunflower seeds. They started with five seeds. Then went on to ten. And then on to 15, 20, 25, ect.
Heero wanted to get to the campsite at their planned time (1:30). But it was impossible, because it was almost 1:00 and they didn't know where they were. But that wasn't all! There was road work up ahead. Heck with road work, Heero thought to himself. With that he speed up and was ready to crash through the road barricade.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Trowa yelled. He just happened to see Heero crash through the road blocker. This made Quatre look up and also see what was going on. Just one glance and sunflower seeds went flying all over his lap.
"Oh no, not again," Quatre said as he was brushing off the soggy seeds.
"WE'RE ABOUT TO BE KILLED AND ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS YOUR PANTS!" Trowa screamed. Wow, that's a first, Heero thought while trying to stay on the road.
But Duo and Wufei still dueled at the sunflower seed contest. They were at 50 seeds each, and still going strong. While Quatre was complaining, Trowa screaming, and Heero swearing at the construction workers, Duo and Wufei were glaring at each other and stuffing their mouths with sunflower seeds.
Heero kept his eyes on the gravel and destroyed road. His eyes looked over at a bright orange sign that read: WARNING: SPEED BUMP.
"SPEED BUMP!" Heero yelled at everyone in the car. Trowa screamed louder and Quatre shrieked like a little girl.
"WHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Duo and Wufei shouted (they actually said no). They car went over the bump at 80 mph (not good).
CRASH! The car landed on the road. Sunflower seeds were every where!
"Heero, when you see a speed bump you're not supposed to speed up. Now IF you were a normal warm blooded human you would SLOW DOWN!" Duo said shaking off seeds off his hands.
"Whoops, wrong peddle," Trowa hit his head on the dash board, and muttered the word idiot.
"Let's just go," Quatre said brushing off more soggy seeds that were on his lap.
"First I need to change my pants," Quatre told every one.
"Fine!" Heero said. He speed up to get to the nearest restroom. But when he went over 35 mph the car shook wildy.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, and Wufei screamed. Heero went over to the side of the road and turned off the car.
"What the heck happened?!" Wufei said, grasping his heart which was pounding like crazy.
"After that I REALLY have to change my pants," Quatre said. All of them got out of the car. Quatre got his suitcase full of his presonal belongings. Then he went behind a bunch of trees. Heero, Duo, Trowa and Wufei gathered around the hood of the car. Smoke was coming out from underneath the hood.
"What should we do?" Trowa asked.
"Run for our lives! When the rental car people see this, they will murder us!" Wufei told them.
"Ah, I know what to do. I saw this on a Happy Days episode," Duo told them. The three stared strangly at Duo as he motioned them back. Duo put his hand in a tight fist and hit the hood as hard as he could. After that the hood began to glow red.
"I see flames," Heero said looking at the hood of the car. The four all looked at each other.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" They all ran over to the group of trees where Quatre was. Quatre had finished changing and saw his fellow pilots running at him. Then he saw the car in flames. Heero, Duo, Trowa, and Wufei dove into the trees. They waited to hear the car explode, but nothing happened. They peeked out from behind the trees.
KABOOM! Car parts went all over. Duo looked at his watch.
"Well, at least the car trip ended at 1:30," Duo told them. The rest slapped their heads.
The End!
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The moral of this story is NEVER EVER take a trip with trained assassins.
Thanks for reading! Please Review! :)