Things That Go 'Mwahaha' in the
Night
~Part 2: Strange Things Start to
Happen~
Catherine:
AAAAAHHHHHHH!
Trowa: What is it?!
Catherine: My
Gameboy's out of batteries!
Trowa: ...
Catherine: *Whines*
Do you have some extra batteries, Trowa?
Trowa: I don't
think so.
Catherine:
Waaaaaah!!!
Trowa: *Listens to
Catherine whine for a while as he plays his Gameboy* Jump Mario, jump!
Catherine:
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! *Starts to cry*
Trowa:
Grrrr...okay, here! *Throws Catherine some batteries*
Catherine: Yay!!
~*~
*The others are all
sitting together talking. Well, except for Zechs and Noin, who are both still
upstairs*
Heero: I guess the
biggest question is-
Quatre: Duo, do you
know where the bathroom is in here?
Duo: Um...down the
hall, to the left.
Quatre: Okay! *Gets
up to go to the bathroom*
Heero: -how do we
get out of here?
Starseeker: Maybe
we should just wait here till morning.
Duo: No way! You
don't know what kind of crazy stuff this house will do!
*Starseeker
sweatdrops*
Starseeker:
Uh-huh...yeah. This house reeeeally wants to kill us, Duo.
Duo: Exactly! I
don't see why the rest of you can't figure that out!
*Everyone
sweatdrops*
Relena: Duo's
right! The house has already tried to kill us once!
Hilde: Duo, you're
starting to get me creeped out.
Duo: It's not me,
it's the house!
Hilde: Okaaaay...
Lady Une: Zechs and
Noin have been upstairs for a long time. Does someone want to go make sure
they're okay?
*Everyone looks at
Lady Une*
Relena: Go ahead.
Lady Une: He's your
brother.
Relena: That's
exactly why I'm not going. Besides, it was your idea.
Lady Une:
*Grumbles* Fine, I'll go. *She gets up and leaves the room*
Dorothy: Quatre
hasn't come back yet.
Everyone else:
...so?
Dorothy: I'm
getting kind of worried!
Duo: He probably
got lost.
*From somewhere in the
house a scream is heard*
Relena: What on
earth?!
Duo: The house got
someone.
Hilde: Okaaaay...
Dorothy: Who was
it?
Relena: Actually,
it sounded like Quatre.
Dorothy: We should
check it out.
Duo: I think
everyone should go, so if one of us sees something everyone else will see it.
*Everyone agrees
and they go to where they heard the scream*
Heero: No one's
here.
Duo: DUH! The house
has him!
Hilde: You're
starting to get on my nerves, Duo!
Duo: But it's the
house! I swear!
Hilde: Whateeeever
you say, Duo.
Dorothy: Hey, look!
It's Quatre's vest!
*On the floor is
Quatre's vest, and it's covered in blood*
Starseeker: This is
getting too weird...
Hilde: Where's the
rest of him?
Starseeker: Do we
really want to know?
Duo: You don't want
to know.
Starseeker: I didn't
think so.
*They all go back
to where they were and wait for Lady Une to return*
Lady Une: *Returns*
Zechs and Noin are okay...and-
Relena: That's all
we wanted to know. Thank you.
Lady Une: You owe
me.
Duo: Quatre's dead.
Lady Une: Well,
we're still alive, right?
Duo: But not for
much longer.
Sally: Isn't it
time to leave YET?!
Wufei: Maxwell, is
there a single clock in this house?
Duo: Nope.
Wufei: Why not?!
Duo: I dunno.
*Starseeker is
banging her head on a wall*
Starseeker: Just
kill me now...
Duo: DON'T SAY
THAT!!!
*Everyone looks at
Duo*
*Duo sweatdrops*
Starseeker: Why
not?
Duo: Because it
might happen.
*Starseeker gets
scared*
Starseeker: I'm
getting kind of scared...
Everyone else:
Duh...
Starseeker: Perfect
time not to have author powers...
*Noin walks into
the room*
Noin: Oh, hi
everyone...I was just, um...
Relena: We all know
what you were doing.
Noin: Okay then.
Duo: Quatre's dead.
Noin: ...so?
Duo: THE HOUSE IS
GONNA GET US ALL!!!
Starseeker: Duo,
just stop playing your role, okay?
Duo: I'm not
playing a role! The house really got Quatre!
Hilde: No it
didn't!
Duo: Then where did
he go?!
Hilde: ...I dunno.
Duo: SEE?!
Starseeker: Anyone
got any duct tape?
Duo: YOU CAN'T
SILENCE ME!!
Starseeker: Wanna
bet? *Pulls some tape from Hammerspace and tapes Duo's mouth shut*
Duo: Mmmph! Mmmm
mmmph mmmh mphhh! Mmph!!!
Heero: Hey, does
anyone know where Catherine and Trowa went?
*Everyone looks
over at where they were playing their Gameboys and sees only their Gameboys on
the floor*
*Starseeker goes
over and looks at the Gameboys*
Starseeker: Found
'em.
Relena: Where are
they?
Starseeker: *Picks
up the purple Gameboy* Catherine's in here. *Picks up the green Gameboy*
Trowa's in here.
Relena: What? Gimme
that! *Relena grabs the green Gameboy and sees a mini-Trowa looking straight at
her*
Mini-Trowa: Help
meeee! *Bangs on the inside of the screen* Let me out!
Duo: But the house
put you in there.
Mini-Trowa: Just
get me out of here!
Wufei: *Grabs the
Gameboy* We can't.
Mini-Trowa: What do
you mean you can't?!
Wufei: *Shrugs and
starts playing the Gameboy* Heh-heh...jump, Trowa! Jump!
Mini-Trowa: Stop
it!! Catherine, help!
*Starseeker is
playing the purple Gameboy after putting her Zelda DX game in it*
Mini-Catherine: I'm
kinda busy! Hey, this is fun! *Swings her little sword in a circle and grins*
Starseeker: Ah,
crap! This is where I always die!
Mini-Catherine:
Aaaaah! Help me! I'm gonna DIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!
Starseeker: *Grins
evilly* Dance my little puppet, dance!
Duo: This is
weird...
Hilde: So Quatre
getting eaten by the house or whatever...that wasn't weird?
Duo: Not really.
Not compared to this.
Hilde: Okaaaaay...
Heero: Hey, where's
Zechs?
Noin: Last I knew
he was upstairs...he hasn't come down here yet?
Relena: I wonder if
he's okay...
*Zechs walks into
the room, but he seems kind of strange*
Noin: Hi Zechs!
Zechs: .......
Noin: ...you okay?
Zechs:
..............
*Duo walks towards
Zechs and waves his hand in front of his face*
Duo: Helloooooo? You
there? *Knocks on Zechs' forehead*
Hilde: Duo! That
was mean!
Duo: I don't think
he's there, guys.
Zechs: Must...
Relena: ?
Zechs:
Must...kill...
Everyone: ?!
Zechs:
Must...kill....Heero...
Heero: YAAAH!!!
Zechs: *Grabs Heero
by the throat and starts choking him* Must...kill...Heero.....now!
Heero: *Says
nothing because he's choking*
Duo: I'm just gonna
take a guess, but I think someone messed with his head.
Hilde: No, really?
Heero: Could
someone....please...help me?
Duo: Oh. Yeah.
*Hilde grabs a
mallet from Hammerspace and bashes Zechs on the head with it*
Duo: I was about to
do that...
Zechs: But mommy, I
want the other cupcake!
Everyone: Huh?
*Zechs is
unconscious*
Relena: Where's
Wufei and Starseeker?
*Wufei and
Starseeker are seen still playing Gameboy*
Starseeker: Hah!
I've got the Slime Key!
Mini-Catherine: Do
I have to touch that thing?
Starseeker: You're
Link! Yes you have to!
Wufei: No!
Mario...I mean, Trowa, you weakling! JUMP!
Mini-Trowa: Eeep...
*Falls off of a platform and into nothingness*
Wufei: INJUSTICE!!!