~Part 4: The 'Mwahaha' Really Begins~
Mini-Trowa: When do we get out of here?
Starseeker: I dunno. I guess when the fic ends, or something.
Mini-Trowa: Awwww, man! This sucks!
Mini-Catherine: I'm TIRED of playing Zelda!
Starseeker: Fine. *Pulls her Zelda DX game out of the purple Gameboy*
Mini-Catherine: Thankees!
*Meanwhile, with Relena and Heero…*
Heero: Man, there is some weird sh-
Starseeker: LANGUAGE!!!
Heero: *Grumble, grumble* There is some weird stuff going on around here. There, are you HAPPY?!
Starseeker: *Giggles* I got you upset! Wait…did I just giggle? *Checks the story* NOOO!! I giggled! Burn that line!
Heero: ……
Starseeker: Let's try that again. *Ahem* Hah hah, I got you mad!
Heero: Damn right you got me mad! …hey! I got away with it! Your days of interrupting my foul language are over!
Starseeker: Aw, crap! It must've been the giggle…
Heero: YESSSSS!!!
*While Heero and Starseeker are arguing, Chibi-Relena has found the sugar in one of the cabinets*
Chibi-Relena: S…shhh…shhhu-gar. Hey, Heero? What's shhhugar?
Heero: Oh…shit. I got away with it again!
Starseeker: Damnit.
*Chibi-Relena opens the big bag of sugar and shoves a handful in her mouth*
Chibi-Relena: Mmmm! Sweet!
Heero: Someone get some rope!
*Chibi-Relena continues to scarf down sugar as her hyper level rises*
*Starseeker goes over and checks the hyper-Relena meter*
Starseeker: It's almost at the top!
*As Chibi-Relena finishes the last of the big bag of sugar, the hyper-Relena meter is all the way at the top*
Starseeker: We're in trouble.
*Heero has left the room to find some rope, and maybe some duct tape. He now returns as Chibi-Relena races out of the room, followed by a pink line of smoke*
Heero: I'm too late?
Starseeker: She went that-a-way. *Points out of the kitchen where a still-visible pink line of smoke is*
*Meanwhile…*
Dorothy: I'm bored. *Looks down at Trowa, who's still in the Gameboy*
Mini-Trowa: Don't even think about it.
Dorothy: No, I don't want to. But I'm bored.
Mini-Trowa: How about finding a way out of here?
Dorothy: Nah.
Mini-Trowa: Damn! …wait a minute…damn! Hey, cool! Did Starseeker die or something?
Dorothy: No…she giggled. I guess she lost her censor power.
Starseeker: *Pops into the room* Yeah. Fortunately I didn't lose my author power.
Dorothy: Hey, is there any way that you can use your author power to being back Quatre?
Starseeker: I dunno, I never tried something like that. But I don't think it'll work…wait, I have an idea!
*Starseeker sits down and pulls out her laptop. Then she starts writing*
Dorothy: I thought the laptop didn't work.
Starseeker: Nooooo…cell phones don't work, and neither do my author powers. But I can change some stuff around.
*Dorothy shrugs and a Tetris game (the one with the blocks) for Gameboy appears in her hand*
Dorothy: How'd you do that?
Starseeker: I wrote it into the story. Don't ask how.
*Dorothy doesn't ask and puts the game into the green Gameboy*
Mini-Trowa: AAAAHHHHH!!!
Dorothy: Poor little Trowa has to dodge the falling blocks now!
*Starseeker keeps typing very fast, and soon stops*
Starseeker: It's done.
Dorothy: What is?
Starseeker: You'll see.
Dorothy: Hey Starseeker, did we just have a conversation without arguing?
Starseeker: …no. This conversation never happened.
Dorothy: Fine. *Continues playing Tetris* Cool, I got 25 lines!
Starseeker: Big deal. I've gotten over 50.
Dorothy: ……so?!
*Starseeker starts to type again*
*Duo and Hilde come into the room, both looking very messed up and rumpled*
Duo: We didn't find monopoly.
Starseeker: But I bet you both found something different, huh?
*Duo and Hilde both turn completely red*
Hilde: Maybe we should go find the Twister game?
Duo: Where's everyone go?
Starseeker: Lady Une and Treize are in the wine cellar, Relena's missing, Heero's trying to find her, and I have no idea where the others are.
Duo: I wonder if the house got 'em.
Starseeker: We are WAAAAY past being freaked out by the house, Duo.
Mini-Trowa: DUO! IS THERE ANY WAY YOU CAN GET US OUT OF HERE?? *Having to yell because he's so tiny and quiet in the Gameboy*
Duo: I dunno. You might have to wait until the fic's over.
Mini-Trowa: Damn.
Duo: How'd you get away with that?
Dorothy: Starseeker lost her censor power.
Duo: Heh heh, cool.
Mini-Catherine: Does anyone else think this Gameboy thing's getting old?
Everyone except Catherine and Trowa: No.
Mini-Catherine: Damn. Hey, cool! I-
Everyone else: WE KNOW!!!
*With Heero and Relena*
*Heero is wandering the halls upstairs with rope and duct tape in one hand, a flashlight in the other. He suddenly stops and wonders how he's gonna catch Relena with both hands full*
*Chibi-Relena zips past him, leaving a trail of pink dust*
Heero: Why pink dust?
*Starseeker pops in*
Starseeker: I dunno. Maybe because of that pink school uniform she wears.
Heero: But her uniform is red.
Starseeker: Do you know how hard it is to make red dust?
*Heero sweatdrops*
Starseeker: Yeeeeeah! I finally got you to sweatdrop!
Heero: Damn.
*Chibi-Relena zooms into the room and starts jumping up and down in front of Heero*
Chibi-Relena: Hiya Heero! Hiya Heero! Hiya Heero! Hiya Heero! Hiya Heero! Hiya Heero! Hiya-
*Heero picks up Chibi-Relena and grabs a rope. He easily ties her to a chair and puts duct tape over her mouth*
Starseeker: Don't you think that was a little mean?
Heero: No.
*Everyone goes back into the main room. It's where the Gameboys are too*
Heero: *Sets Chibi-Relena and her chair down* This is getting really old.
Starseeker: I know what you mean.
*Currently in the room is Trowa, Catherine, Duo, Hilde, Heero, Relena, Dorothy, Zechs, Noin, Wufei, Sally, and Starseeker*
Starseeker: Is it just me or is this room getting kind of crowded?
*Everyone else shrugs*
*Wufei and Sally are still playing cards…*
Wufei: Hah! I have you beat, weakling!
Sally: (That's what he thinks)
Wufei: Tour turn…but there's no way you can beat me!
Sally: Hmm… *Sees Duo behind Wufei giving her a hand signal* What about fives?
Wufei: Injustice! How did you know?! *Throws his 3 fives down on the table* How much do I owe you?
Sally: Right now? $835.93
*Wufei sweatdrops*
Wufei: How did you keep track of that?
Sally: I have my ways… *Hides calculator behind her back*
*Suddenly everyone sees someone standing at the front of the room and they gasp…*
Dorothy: What the…?!
Sally: I win!
Wufei: Damn!
Heero: ??
Chibi-Relena: Mmmph!
Zechs: …
Noin: Huh?
Duo: What?
Hilde: No way!
Trowa: Let me out!
Catherine: I'm bored…
Starseeker: ……
So who's in the doorway? Will Relena get her making out scene with Heero, or will she be too chibi? Will Trowa and Catherine ever get out of the Gameboys? Will this fic ever end? (No) Will Starseeker ever stop asking questions? (No again) Stay tuned for part 5! Sorry for such a short chapter, but I had to add suspense. I believe the next part will be a lot weirder…and maybe a lot longer, if what I planned for starts to happen. It seems that the characters are making this up as they go along, not me. Oh well. I'd love to have some reviews!!