Things That Go 'Mwahaha' in the Night
Another Gundam Wing fanfiction
Disclaimer: Nothing mentioned in here belongs to me…except Starseeker, who is me.
Notes: Sorry it took so long…I was faced with writer's block. But here's part 7! Please review and give me ideas for part 8, because I don't have any!
Thoughts are in (parentesis).
~Part 7: Some Other…Interesting Antics Ensue~
Trowa: 'Interesting' is not the word that I would use.
Starseeker: Well it's the word I would use. And I did, too. See?
Trowa: Yeah, yeah.
Starseeker: Wait a minute! You're not in here!
Trowa: Ohhh yeah…bye! *Is gone in a puff of smoke*
Heero: Why a puff of smoke?
Starseeker: You're not here either!
Heero: Oops, I forgot. *Gone in another puff of smoke*
*Suddenly Relena walks into the room. Her face is a very pale shade of green and she looks like she's gonna be sick*
Relena: Okay, I did my dare…who gave it to me, again?
Wufei: Um…
Relena: Now if you'll excuse me, I think I'm gonna be sick…
Wufei: What did he cook?
Relena: A sandwich. A freaking sandwich! One would think that no one could mess up a sandwich…not even I can mess up a sandwich!
Wufei: Okaaaaay…
Sally: Got any threes?
Wufei: DAMNIT!
Duo: What kind of sandwich was it?
Relena: A whatever-you-can-stuff-on-it sandwic
*Relena rushes to the bathroom and sounds of hurling are heard*
Wufei: Weakling.
Relena: *Comes back* Yeah, well, I'd like to see you survive Heero's cooking.
Wufei: Uh…no thanks.
Zechs: Can I take off the bunny suit yet? Hasn't it been 10 minutes already?
*Starseeker looks at her watch and sees that 25 minutes have passed…*
Starseeker: Um…no, hasn't been 10 minutes yet. *Crosses her fingers behind her back*
*Duo looks over at Starseeker*
Duo: So what're you gonna have us do next?
Starseeker: Finally! I was waiting for someone to ask me that!
Duo: I have a feeling that it isn't gonna be good…
*Heero walks into the room*
Heero: What isn't gonna be good?
Duo: Whatever Starseeker's planning.
*Quatre and Trowa come into the room*
Starseeker: Now that everyone's here, we're gonna play a new game!
Everyone else: *Sweatdropping* Uh-oh…
Starseeker: Spin the bottle!
Everyone else: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Starseeker: I KNEW you'd be excited!
*Suddenly, Monopoly, the deck of cards, and the UNO cards disappear*
*Everyone gets in a circle. The order is: Heero, Hilde, Trowa, Dorothy, Wufei, Treize, Zechs, Noin, Lady Une, Sally, Quatre, Catherine, Duo, Relena. Starseeker has gone to get a bottle*
Duo: Why is she doing this to us?
Relena: No idea… (She's gonna give me my scene with Heero!!!)
Heero: (Relena's got that crazed look in her eyes again…)
Relena: (I wonder what he's thinking…)
Heero: (I wonder what she's planning…)
Starseeker: (Not THAT again…)
Heero and Relena: (Shut up.)
Starseeker: (No.)
Relena: (I wonder what he's thinking…)
Heero: (I wonder what she's planning…)
Starseeker: Damn, this story's getting SO repetitive…
*Starseeker comes back with the bottle and puts it in the middle of the circle*
Relena: Are you playing?
Starseeker: Um…nope.
Duo: I bet you'd play if-
Starseeker: Don't say it! Yes, I probably would, but he's not here is he? He's not even a fan fiction character so HAH!
Duo: *Sweatdrops* Okaaaaay…
*Starseeker disappears*
Hilde: I'll go first…
*Hilde spins the bottle. It spins…and spins…and spins…and spins…*
Duo: That thing's making me dizzy…
*It spins…and spins…and spins…and lands on…Wufei!*
Wufei: Shit.
*Hilde kisses Wufei on the cheek*
Wufei: Why do I have to play this? This is a game for weaklings! I will have justice!
Starseeker: Shut UP, will ya?!
Wufei: INJUSTICE!!! *Grumbles and spins the bottle*
*It lands on Lady Une*
Wufei: Double shit. *Looks pleadingly at Starseeker* Please don't make me kiss HER!!
Lady Une: How are you coming up with this?
Starseeker: I put all your names on paper, closed my eyes, and picked one. So I'm not being unfair.
Wufei: Damn. *Grimaces and kisses Lady Une on the cheek. He then leaves to brush his teeth*
*Lady Une spins the bottle and it lands on Duo*
Hilde: Grrrr…
Duo: Damn.
*Lady Une kisses Duo on the cheek*
*Duo spins the bottle and it lands on Treize*
Duo: Shit. Shit, shit, shit, shit, sh-
Starseeker: I think they get the point.
Treize: Shit.
Lady Une: Grrrr…
Hilde: Grrrr…
*Duo somehow manages to move the bottle over and it lands on Dorothy*
*Lady Une and Treize breathe a sigh of relief*
Duo: I don't know which is worse. Having to kiss Treize, or…her.
*Duo grimaces and lightly kisses Dorothy on the lips*
Hilde: Grrrr… (You're dead, Dorothy…)
*Dorothy spins the bottle and it lands on Trowa*
Trowa: Shit.
Quatre: … (Grrrr…)
*Dorothy lightly kisses Trowa on the lips*
*Trowa spins the bottle and it lands on Sally*
Wufei: Grrr…
Quatre: … (Grrrr…)
*Trowa kisses Sally on the cheek*
*Sally spins the bottle and it lands on Zechs*
Sally and Zechs: Shit.
Wufei and Noin: Grrrr…
*Sally kisses Zechs on the cheek*
*Zechs spins the bottle and it lands on Relena*
Zechs: That's messed up! She's my sister!
Starseeker: Relax, it's not like you're marrying her or something…
Zechs: *Grumbles* You've got a sick mind, Starseeker.
Starseeker: Not exactly sick…strange fits better, I think.
*Zechs glares at Starseeker and kisses Relena on the forehead*
Starseeker: That wasn't so bad, was it?
Zechs: You're lucky I don't have Epyon here…
*Relena spins the bottle and holds her breath. It lands on… (Gasp!) Heero!*
Heero: ?!
*Relena dives for him and starts making out with him. But Heero doesn't seem to mind*
Relena: … (Thank you, Starseeker!!!)
Everyone else: *Stares* …… *Blink, blink*
Duo: Don't they need to come up for air yet?
Hilde: I didn't think that was humanly possible…
*Relena and Heero get up and look at everyone, acting like nothing happened*
Starseeker: Uh…yeah. Heero, it's your turn.
*Heero sighs and spins the bottle. It spins…and spins…and spins…and lands on Treize*
*All of a sudden the bottle blows up. Everyone looks at Heero, who's holding a gun that's pointed at where the bottle used to be*
Relena: I guess the game's over…
*Everyone breathes a sigh of relief*
Duo: So what-
Hilde: *Putting a hand over his mouth* Don't ask! That's how we got into that game!
*Duo nods and Hilde takes her hand off of his mouth*
*Suddenly there's a loud crash. Everyone glares at Starseeker*
Starseeker: What're you looking at me for?
Hilde: I just realized something…if we kill you, then this story's over.
Starseeker: *Blink, blink* What?
Hilde: If we kill you then we can all go back to our pseudo-normal lives.
Starseeker: Oh, pseudo- normal? Interesting choice of words!
Hilde: Well…uh…thanks.
Starseeker: Do you know what it means?
Hilde: Um…it means…well, it means our exciting-normal lives, right?
Starseeker: Nope. Basically it means fake.
Hilde: How'd you know that?
Starseeker: I have my ways… *Closes computer thesaurus*
Duo: I'm bored!
*Suddenly-*
Hilde: Could we PLEASE use another word?
*AHEM!* *Without warning…* (You happy?)
Hilde: Very.
*Without warning, the steel plates over the doors and windows disappear.
Duo: What the-
Starseeker: Cool…who did that?
Relena: You mean you didn't do it?
Starseeker: …no…I told you, my author powers are useless unless I use a computer, and it's downstairs.
Catherine: Well if that wasn't Starseeker…
Trowa: Then who was it?
Starseeker: I'm starting to get creeped out…
Hilde: …again.
*Starseeker gives Hilde the death glare*
Starseeker: And YOU'RE starting to get on my nerves.
Hilde: …again.
Relena: Well, since those things are gone…we can leave!
Dorothy: Wow, it's raining…
Catherine: Really hard…
*Everyone goes to the windows and looks out*
Quatre: I can't see anything…
Trowa: Me neither.
Relena: Okay…maybe we can't leave.
Starseeker: Damn. Why can't we just use umbrellas?
Relena: The road…it's covered in mud. We'd get stuck or something…and the cars are probably stuck already.
Catherine: So we're stuck here until the rain stops?
Relena: Looks like it.
Catherine: Damn.
*Suddenly the power goes out*
*CRASH!*
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!*
AAAAHHHH!
Ooof!
*BONK!*
Oww!
Sorry!
Get a flashlight!
*CRASH!*
I got it!
That's not a flashlight…
…oh.
*Click!*
*A small flashlight comes on and shows that everyone has practically fallen on top of each other*
Starseeker: That was…interesting…
*Everyone agrees shakily*
Duo: *Looks at Wufei, who's been sitting on his lap, and sweatdrops* I, uh, think you confused me with someone else…
Wufei: AAAHHHH! *Jumps off of Duo and goes to stand in the corner of the room* That didn't happen.
Duo: Got it.
Wufei: Good.
*Quatre, who is sitting on Trowa's lap, jumps up*
Quatre: Oops, sorry.
Starseeker: *Stifles a laugh* But you guys make such a cute couple!
*Trowa and Quatre sweatdrop*
Duo: So what do we do now?
Starseeker: …I dunno, I'm out of ideas.
Duo: How can you be out of ideas?! You're the writer, not us!
Starseeker: Wrter's block. I've had it with 'Cycles of Battle' for about 3 weeks…or longer.
Duo: …oh.
Starseeker: Does anyone else have any ideas?
Wufei: How about we all get back to what we were doing before spin the bottle?
Starseeker: Oh, good idea!
*Instantly, everyone's playing whatever game they were playing before spin the bottle*
Wufei: Noin, got any queens?
Noin: Go fish.
Wufei: Damn.
Treize: I bought Park Avenue! One step closer to ruling the world…er, winning the game…heh heh heh…
*Lady Une splits into 2 Lady Unes…the bad one and the good one*
(Bad) Lady Une: That's it! The way to succeed is brutal takeover!
(Good) Lady Une: No, peaceful negotiation is always better.
(Bad) Lady Une: I'll overpower you, Une!
(Good) Lady Une: No…let's stop the fighting now.
Bad: Shove it!
Good: Oh, no you didn't!
Bad: Yes I did! And I'll say it again! Shove it, b****!
Good: You want a piece of me?
Bad: Bring it on!
*Bad Lady Une and Good Lady Une start fighting each other*
Relena: That's not the way to achieve peace!
Quatre: Because we shouldn't be fighting at all!
Relena: That's right!
Duo: Could someone explain what the hell is going on?
Wufei: Lady Une is fighting with Lady Une.
Sally: Gow any aces?
Wufei: Damnit! Not again!
What will happen next? Submit a review and give me some ideas, pleeeeeee-zuh! Or send me an e-mail at Starseeker__1@hotmail.com. Thankees!