Things That Go 'Mwahaha' in the Night
Another Gundam Wing fanfiction
Disclaimer: I don't own anything mentioned in here…except for Starseeker, who is me. So don't sue me!
Note: This is the one with no name…I couldn't think one up. We're coming down to the last chapters here! But don't worry, I've got an idea for another parody…heh heh heh… anyways, read, enjoy, and review!
~Part 8: The One With No Name~
Trowa: No name, huh?
Starseeker: Would you shut UP?! You've said a rude comment at the beginning of all the last few chapters!
Trowa: Not exactly. In the Truth or Date one Relena was the one who said something.
Starseeker: Whatever.
Duo: I'm bored.
Everyone else: WE KNOW!!!
Duo: Eeep.
Starseeker: *Starts banging her head on the wall, then stops* Ow!!! That hurt!
*Everyone else sweatdrops*
Starseeker: Note to self: never do that again.
*The flashlight that Duo has been holding flickers off*
Duo: Damn, I knew I shoulda changed the batteries before I got here!
*Everyone sweatdrops, even though no one can see it in the dark*
Starseeker: Um, okay, I saw some candles and matches by the window. Everyone move up against the walls so I don't step on someone, and I'll get them!
Relena: Did you say candles? And matches?
Starseeker: Uh…yeah…so?
Relena: Let me get them. I don't think any of us trust you with matches.
*Starseeker facevaults*
*Relena somehow finds her way to where the candles and matches are. She miraculously manages to light one of the matches and light a candle. Then she lights the other 3 that are there*
Starseeker: Okay, so now what do we do?
*Relena is sitting in front of all 4 candles. Then she sneezes, and they all blow out*
Relena: Damnit!
*She picks up another match and lights them again*
Starseeker: Now get away from them so they don't blow out again.
*Relena moves away from the candles. Everyone is lined up against the walls now*
Starseeker: How about someone goes downstairs to get some batteries for Duo's flashlight?
Hilde: Good idea. Hope you find 'em, Star!
Starseeker: WHAT?! I didn't say I was going!
Hilde: But it was YOUR idea!
Starseeker: If you're so anxious to get light in here then YOU get 'em! I am NOT going downstairs!
Hilde: Okay, fine. I'll go. Relena, give me one of those candles!
*Relena hands Hilde a candle. Suddenly the window flies open and blows all four candles out*
Relena: Someone –or something- does NOT want these candles lit.
*Everyone glares at Starseeker, who unsuccessfully attempts to whistle and look innocent*
*Suddenly…*
*BOOOOOOM!!!*
*CRASH!*
"AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!"
"Eeep!"
"AAAAHHHHHHH!"
"Ooof!"
*Giggle*
*Sweatdrop*
"Back!"
*Click!*
*Hilde is in the doorway, holding a new flashlight and another set of batteries. She hands the batteries to Duo, who puts them in the flashlight and turns it on*
*Everyone again seems to be in someone's lap…except for Starseeker, Duo, and Hilde. Everyone stands up and looks at Hilde, who now seems to be staring at something in the corner of the room…*
Hilde: What the hell are those?
*In the corner are the SD versions of the Gundam pilots, Relena, Hilde, Catherine, Dorothy, Sally, and Starseeker. Unfortunately, no matter how cute they're supposed to be, Dorothy still looks scary*
Hilde: *Turns to Starseeker* More senseless Dorothy-bashing, I see?
Starseeker: There's nothing wrong with that is there?
Hilde: No.
Dorothy: YES!!
Starseeker: Good.
*SD Starseeker goes over to Starseeker and looks at her*
*Starseeker stares at her SD counterpart and then blinks*
*All other characters are doing the same thing*
Duo: This is weird…where'd they come from?
Relena: I bet it had to do with the storm…
Hilde: I bet it was Starseeker's idea.
*Starseeker sweatdrops*
Starseeker: Uh…would you believe me if I said it wasn't?
Hilde: Nope.
Starseeker: Didn't think so.
*Hilde looks at all the SD characters*
Hilde: Hey Starseeker, how come yours doesn't look like you?
Starseeker: I guess she's supposed to be the in-real-life version of me.
Hilde: She looks almost…normal.
*Starseeker sweatdrops again*
Relena: Can't we just find a way to get them OUT of here?
Duo: Has anyone noticed that they haven't said a word since they got here?
Starseeker: You're right… *Looks at SD Starseeker* Hi there.
*SD Starseeker just stares at her*
Starseeker: Can you say something?
*SD stares…*
Starseeker: Damnit, say something!!
SD Starseeker: Eeep.
*Starseeker facevaults. When she regains her composure, she begins to strange her SD character like Homer does to Bart on The Simpsons*
SD Starseeker: *Starts turning blue*
Relena: Stop it, Star! The poor little thing's turning colors!
*Starseeker looks from SD to Relena and sighs*
Starseeker: Okay, fine. *Puts the SD character down*
SD Starseeker: Thank you, Big Relena.
*Meanwhile, Heero is staring down his SD self, and SD Relena is watching*
Heero: ……
SD Heero: ……
*After a few minutes, SD Heero cracks and starts to laugh*
SD Relena: My hero! *Attaches herself to regular Heero*
SD Heero: NO! My Relena! *Hugs SD Relena*
SD Relena: Oh Heero! *Hugs SD Heero back, letting go of regular Heero*
*SD Heero hugs SD Relena*
SD Relena: Give me a kiss?
*SD Heero kisses SD Relena*
Starseeker: Oh, that's SOOO cute!!
*SD Heero pulls down a shade that no one knew was there, like in cartoons*
*As that happens, SD Hilde and regular Hilde are fighting over regular Duo*
Hilde: He's mine!
SD Hilde: No, he's mine!
Hilde: Mine!
SD Hilde: Mine!
Hilde: MINE!
SD Hilde: MINE!!
Hilde: Let go!
SD Hilde: No, YOU let go!
Duo: Somebody help me…
Hilde: You're hurting him!
SD Hilde: No, YOU'RE hurting him!
Hilde: Just! Let! GO!
SD Hilde: Okay. *Lets go of Duo and he and Hilde go flying*
Duo: *Hits the wall* Ow…
Hilde: *Also hits the wall* Ditto.
*SD Hilde giggles*
*Meanwhile, Zechs, Noin, Treize, and Lady Une watch in amusement*
Treize: This is pretty funny.
Noin: Yeah. I'm just glad that OUR SD characters didn't show up.
Zechs: You can say that again.
Lady Une: …but don't.
Noin: Oh…okay.
*Meanwhile, Quatre and Trowa are staring at their SD characters*
Quatre: What wonderful plot filler…
Trowa: …weird.
SD Quatre: Hiya!
SD Trowa: ……
*With Wufei and Sally*
Wufei: This is…
SD Wufei: Injustice!
*SD Sally hugs SD Wufei*
*Sally looks at Wufei after this happens and shrugs*
Sally: I think they're kind of cute.
Wufei: You would.
Sally: What's that supposed to mean?!
*SD Sally lets go of SD Wufei and hugs regular Wufei. SD Wufei does the same with Sally*
Wufei: AAAH! Get it off!
*Sally laughs*
Sally: Are you afraid of it?
Wufei: Well…uh…no, of course not! Only a weakling would be scared of a SD character!
*Sally gently pries SD Wufei off of her, and un-attaches SD Sally from Wufei*
Sally: There.
Wufei: Thanks.
*SD Sally and SD Wufei hug each other again*
*Starseeker is still trying to get SD Starseeker to talk*
Starseeker: Are you gonna say anything or not?
*SD Starseeker shakes her head*
Starseeker: Oh, you're imitating me in school, aren't you?
*SD Starseeker nods*
Starseeker: Hmm… *A light bulb forms and lights up over her head* Okay… why don't you imitate me when I'm out of school?
*SD Starseeker starts talking…*
Starseeker: I did it!
*SD Starseeker is still talking…*
Starseeker: It was so simple…why didn't I think of that before choking her?
*SD Starseeker is still talking…*
Starseeker: I don't talk THAT much…do I?
*SD Starseeker stops*
Starseeker: Thank you!
SD Starseeker: Thank you!
Starseeker: Thank you for what?
SD Starseeker: Thank you for what?
Starseeker: Stop it!
SD Starseeker: Stop it!
Starseeker: That's not funny!
SD Starseeker: That's not funny! *Giggles*
Starseeker: *Starts to turn red with anger* Quit it!
SD Starseeker: *Tries to make her face turn red* Quit it!
*Starseeker starts choking SD Starseeker again*
*Suddenly all the lights come back on*
Duo: What was that?
Hilde: The lights came on.
Duo: Yeah, I know that. But why?
Hilde: How should I know?!
Duo: I wasn't asking you!
Hilde: Then who were you asking?
Duo: Anyone who knew!
Hilde: Oh.
Relena: Anyone have any idea what time it is?
Heero: *Pulls out a digital watch* It's 12:23.
Wufei: You've had that watch the whole time?!
Heero: Well…yeah…I was only supposed to use it for emergencies.
*Wufei sweatdrops*
Starseeker: *Looks at the SD characters* Isn't it past your bedtime?
SD Characters: Yeah, it is…we're gonna be in big trouble!
SD Relena: Bye everyone!
SD Starseeker: Yeah, we've caused enough trouble for one night!
*The SD characters vanish in a flash of light*
Hilde: Okay…well, that was interesting. I wonder why they came here, though. *Glares at Starseeker suspiciously*
Starseeker: Uh…no idea. *Crosses her fingers behind her back and tries to look innocent*
Hilde: Yeah, sure.
Wufei: *Looks at Sally* We've got a card game to finish.
Treize: Hey, I haven't won Monopoly yet!
Catherine: Starseeker, I challenge you to another game of Uno!
Starseeker: I'll beat you again then.
Catherine: This time, no doubles!
Starseeker: But…oh well, I'll beat you anyways!
Catherine: I'd like to see you try!