Things That Go 'Mwahaha' in the Night
Another Gundam Wing fanfiction
Disclaimer: I don't own anything mentioned in here except for Starseeker, who is me. So puh-leaze don't sue.
Notes: I'm not following the whole movie's storyline...just the beginning, mostly. So if you haven't seen the movie I'm not spoiling it. There's also a teeny-tiny bit of shounen ai in here with Quatre and Trowa. Nothing really bad… Oh, and thoughts are in (parenthesis). These are the last 2 parts, and there's a little surprise at the end! Read, enjoy, and review!
~Part 9: Even More Mwahaha!~
Trowa: Very nice. *Sarcastic*
Starseeker: Could SOMEONE give me something heavy to hit him with?! *Puts a hand on her forehead* Or an Aspirin?
Everyone: *As if on cue* AAAAAHHHHHH!!
Starseeker: Oooh…déjà vu!
Hilde: Hey, how'd you do that?
Starseeker: Do what?
Hilde: Those little things over 'deja'!
Starseeker: Déjà vu…that?
Hilde: Yeah! How'd you do those little marks?
Starseeker: I dunno…I guess it was auto correct.
Hilde: But it didn't work for me.
Starseeker: You gotta say déjà vu…
Hilde: Okay, let me try…déjà vu! Hey, I did it! Coooool…
Starseeker: Uh, yeah.
Hilde: Déjà vu…hey, what does that mean, any ways?
Starseeker: It means you feel like you've done something before…or something like that.
Hilde: Well that describes this whole story!
Starseeker: What do you mean?!
Hilde: I mean, everything you've got in this story is in here twice more.
Zechs: Which reminds me, can I take off the bunny suit?
Starseeker: Uh…nope, sorry. It hasn't been 10 minutes.
Zechs: Damn.
Hilde: That's mean! Aren't you gonna tell him that it's been 3 mmmph!
*Starseeker puts a hand over Hilde's mouth to shut her up*
Starseeker: No, I'm not.
Hilde: Why not?
Starseeker: Ummm…I dunno.
Hilde: *Sweatdrops* Okay. Whatever.
Duo: What do we do next?
Hilde: We're playing Monopoly, remember?
Starseeker: *Puts down a card* Uno!
Catherine: Damn!
Wufei: *Sighs* Got any…um…jacks?
Sally: Damn. *Hands Wufei 2 cards*
Wufei: YES! Finally! Okay…got any twos?
Sally: Nope.
Wufei: Damn. *Gets a card*
Noin: Wufei, got any jacks?
Wufei: INJUSTICE!!!
Treize: You sunk my battleship! *Receives strange looks from the others* I mean…uh…oh, Duo, you've landed on Park Avenue! And there are…one, two…3 houses on it!
Duo: Damn! Sorry, I'm broke. How much do I owe you?
Treize: Um… *Inputs it into a calculator and a sizzling noise follows* Apparently too much to add on this…shouldn't you be out of the game by now, anyways?
Duo: Oh man, you're right! What a lame way to lose!
Hilde: You spent all your money on a place where no one went…I feel sorry for you, Duo.
Starseeker: *Puts down her next-to-last card again* U-
Catherine: UNO! Hah, I beat you! You have to draw!
Starseeker: Okay. *Takes out her sketchbook and draws a very nice anime sketch. Catherine sweatdrops*
Catherine: No, you have to get 4 cards!
Starseeker: Oh… *Gets her cards and they continue playing*
*Meanwhile, Quatre, Trowa, Heero, and Relena have set up two games of Battleship*
Relena: Heero, why don't you just tell me where your ships are?
Heero: That kind of defeats the purpose of the game…
Relena: Oh, no! I just realized…this is a game that promotes war! It should be banned from all homes, stores, and anywhere else where it would be played!
Heero: Okay, fine!
Relena: I thought so.
Heero: Damn, she does that EVERY time.
Quatre: Hmm…
Trowa: Well? Was it a hit or a miss?
Quatre: Um…miss!
Trowa: Okay, your turn.
Quatre: Let's see…you know what? I've already guessed every space and I haven't hit your ships!
Trowa: Yeah, same here…
Quatre: Trowa, were you…
Trowa: Quatre, were you…
Trowa and Quatre: *At the same time* Cheating?
Quatre: How dare you accuse me of cheating! Just because I moved a ship…or two…okay, so I moved all of them…a few times. Does that make me a cheater?!
Trowa: …yes.
Quatre: Well you did the same thing!
Trowa: That's an unfair accusation!
Quatre: That's it! I'm not speaking to you until you apologize!
Trowa: Same here!
Quatre: Well…same here!
Trowa: This conversation is over! *Goes to talk to Catherine*
Quatre: FINE! *Goes to sit in the corner of the room*
Trowa: Hey sis.
Catherine: Hi Trowa…what was that all about?
Trowa: Me and…and him had a fight.
Starseeker: …over a game of Battleship?
Trowa: Yeah, so?
Starseeker: Man, even fights with my brother are more logical.
Trowa: Your brother and logic do not belong in the same sentence.
Starseeker: At least we can agree on one thing. Your turn, Catherine.
Catherine: Okay. *Puts down a card*
Starseeker: Hah! *Puts down her next-to-last card* UNO! *Puts down her last card because it was the same one* I win! YEAH!
Catherine: We agreed, no doubles…remember?
Starseeker: Damnit! *Picks up her card and sighs*
Trowa: *Looks over Catherine's shoulder* No, don't put that one down…yeah, that one.
Starseeker: Trowa, quit it! No helping allowed!
Trowa: Well I'm helping anyways!
Quatre: I'll help Starseeker then!
Starseeker: So now it's fair!
*Trowa and Quatre glare at each other*
*Catherine puts down a card*
Starseeker: Bad move, Catherine! *Puts down her last card and jumps up* I win! I win!
Catherine: Do you have to rub it in my face?
Starseeker: *Thinks about it for a minute* Um…yeah! I win! I win! Hah hah!
Duo: Is anyone else hungry?
Hilde: You just ate a while ago!
Duo: Yeah, like 3 hours ago! I'm going down to the kitchen…anyone else want something?
*No one says anything*
Duo: Okay, I'll be right back!
Hilde: Duo, don't say that!
Duo: Who not?
Hilde: Haven't you ever seen Scream? That's a rule about being in a scary movie, remember?
Duo: But we're not in a scary movie…
Hilde: Don't say that anyways!
Duo: Okay, fine. I'm going down to the kitchen now. *Leaves*
Relena: Looks like I win again! I wonder how I did that…
Heero: Maybe it has something to do with me giving you all of the locations?
Relena: No, I don't think so. I must be good at this game. Don't you think so, Heero?
Heero: Um…
*Relena gives Heero googily puppy eyes*
Relena: Well?
Heero: Can't…resist…eyes…yes!
Relena: Oh, thank you Heero!
Heero: Hn.
*Meanwhile, in the kitchen…*
Duo: I think I've got enough food for a small snack. *Has food piled up higher than him* Now, the problem…getting it up the stairs! Oh well, I'll just eat it down here.
*Duo spreads his food out on the table and notices that something's missing*
Duo: I don't have a drink!
*Duo goes to the fridge and looks around. He finally pulls out a 2-liter bottle of Sprite, and something catches his eye*
Duo: Hmm…whipped cream… *Grabs the can* I'll show this to Hilde later…
*Duo sits down and starts stuffing his face, occasionally stopping to take a drink. He soon realizes that eating so fast has given him the hiccups*
Duo: Oh, *Hic!* man! *Hic* I hate the *Hic* hic- *Hic!* hic- *Hic!* hic- *Hic!* hiccups!
*Nonetheless, Duo still continues to scarf down food like it'll disappear in a few seconds if he doesn't*
Duo: Well, that was a nice snack! *Grabs the whipped cream and goes back upstairs*
Hilde: Hi Duo.
Duo: Hey, Hilde babe. *Shows her the can of whipped cream*
Hilde: Oh…um, Duo, you said you wanted to show me something…?
Duo: Uh, yeah…it's in the other room…
Hilde: Okay. Um, I'm dropping out of the game. You two have fun! *Leaves the room with Duo*
Relena: *Elbows Heero* Give you any ideas?
*Heero receives a threatening look from Zechs*
Heero: Nope.
*Relena glares at Zechs, who stops giving Heero the warning look. But the warning is clearly still there*
Relena: What about now?
*Heero shakes his head hastily*
Heero: I'm, uh, gonna go for a walk. Relena, you wanna come?
Relena: Sure! Bye everyone!
Wufei: Could someone PLEASE tell me why this…this WOMAN keeps beating me?!
Sally: I'm a better Go Fish player than you are, that's how!
Wufei: I refuse to believe that!
Sally: Then prove me wrong!
Wufei: Okay…got any queens?
Sally: Nope.
Wufei: DAMNIT!
Catherine: They're gonna do that all night, aren't they?
Starseeker: Yeah.
Wufei: Starseeker! When am I gonna win?!
Starseeker: Who said you were gonna win?
Wufei: This is injustice!! I demand justice be served! In the name of- err…never mind.
*Sally tries not to laugh*
Wufei: What's so funny?
Sally: Oh, nothing… *Tries to erase the hilarious image of Wufei dressed as a Sailor Scout from her mind…* Nothing at all.
Wufei: Hmmph.
Catherine: Can I ask why you won't let him win?
Starseeker: Because it's the only joke that's still going from the early part of the story.
Catherine: Really?
Starseeker: Yeah, it started on page 14.
Catherine: And…what page are we on now?
Starseeker: 66.
Wufei: You mean we've been playing this lousy card game for 52 pages?!
Starseeker: Yeah, so?
Wufei: I'm bound to win sooner or later…
*Meanwhile, with Heero and Relena…*
Relena: These hallways never seem to end, do they Heero?
Heero: …
Relena: It's kind of scary…but you'll protect me, won't you Heero?
Heero: …
Relena: Heero…?
Heero: What?
Relena: What's wrong?
Heero: …nothing.
Relena: Hey…! Look!
Heero: What is it?
Relena: An elevator?!
Heero: How weird…
Relena: Cool! *Runs over to the elevator and pushes the button*
Heero: …
*The elevator opens with a creak and Relena hops in. Heero follows her. Relena pushes one of the buttons. The elevator door closes and they start moving*
Heero: Explain to me why you think this is so interesting, Relena?
Relena: I dunno. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
*Suddenly, the elevator jerks and stops with a sickening wail*
Heero: Oh, now she adds a drama effect…
Relena: What happened, Heero?
*The elevator light goes out and Relena screams. The emergency overhead light turns on, and Relena's cowering on the floor*
Heero: Relax, Relena. There's nothing to worry about.
Relena: Oh yeah, sure! Says you! Haven't you seen the movie, 'When Elevator Crashes Kill'?!
Heero: …you watch that stuff?
Relena: Yeah, why not?
Heero: Uh…no reason.
Relena: Aaanyways… *Screams* WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!
Heero: … *Sweatdrops*
*After a little while*
Relena: Do you think they've noticed that we're gone?
Heero: Well, you did say 'Bye everyone!'.
Relena: …oh yeah. Well, do you think they've noticed that we've been gone for a long time?
Heero: I don't think so.
Relena: Oh, Heero! We're gonna starve, or die of thirst, or the elevator cable's gonna snap, or something else is gonna happen! I can't die! I'm the ruler of a nation, damnit! I don't deserve this…I'm too rich and powerful!
*Heero's starting to question his decision to go out with Relena…*
*Suddenly, the elevator door opens and a very muddled Duo is standing there*
Relena: Duo! You've saved us!
Duo: I just couldn't stand all that whining.
Heero: Neither could I.
Relena: What's that supposed to mean?!
Heero: …nothing.
Relena: Oh well, let's just get out of here!
*Heero and Relena leave the elevator*
Heero: How'd you end up on the same floor as us?
Duo: Actually, we're on the floor above you guys. But I could still hear her whining.
Heero: Oh. So how far away from the others are we?
Duo: We're a few floors above them.
Heero: Okay. *Goes to the stairs and back to the room with the others*
Zechs: Where's Relena?
Heero: *Looks around* She was right behind me a few minutes ago…
Relena: *Sneaking up behind Heero while he talks* Hiya!
Heero: AAAHHHHH!!! *Jumps*
Starseeker: Congrats, Relena. You've successfully scared the hell outta Heero.
Relena: Cool!
Wufei: Sally, got any fours?
Sally: Go fish. *Yawns*
Noin: How about…aces?
Wufei: *Stifles a yawn* Go fish.
Zechs: *Sighs* Noin, got any sevens?
*Noin hands Zechs a pair of sevens*
Zechs: What about threes?
Noin: Go fish.
Sally: Zechs, got any…threes?
*Zechs hands Sally his 2 threes. She puts a set of four on the table in front of her and yawns*
Sally: Got any kings?
Zechs: *Yawns* Go fish…
*Noin rests her head on the table*
Wufei: Got any kings?
*Sally hands Wufei 3 kings and he puts down a set on the table*
Wufei: It's your turn, Noin. *Looks at Noin* …Noin? Hello? Are you there?
*Noin is asleep*
Wufei: Heero! What time is it?
Heero: Um…it's almost 1:00.
Wufei: Damn, when did it get so late?
Zechs: That means I can take off the bunny suit! *Takes off the bunny suit and drops it back into Hammerspace*
Wufei: Well, I guess it's your turn then, Zechs.
Zechs: Okay…got any…eights?
Wufei: Damn. *Hands Zechs 3 eights*
*Zechs puts the set of eights on the table*
Sally: So far we're tied.
Wufei: Finally, I'm not losing!
Starseeker: U-
Catherine: UNO! Draw four cards!
Starseeker: Damn! *Draws her four cards*
Catherine: Oh…yes! *Puts down her next-to-last card* UNO! Hah!
Starseeker: This sucks…
Trowa: You're gonna beat her.
Catherine: Yeah, I know.
*Starseeker puts down a card. Catherine just stares at it*
Starseeker: *Sweetly* Something wrong, Catherine?
Catherine: No… *Draws a card*
Starseeker: Good. *Puts down another card and smiles again*
Catherine: Damn it… *Draws another card*
*Starseeker puts down a third card. Now she's down to 2. Catherine has 3*
Trowa: Okay…maybe you're not gonna win.
Catherine: Yeah, I know.
Starseeker: More déjà vu!
Catherine: Hmmph!
*Trowa glances over at Quatre, who has returned to the corner and is currently giving him a death glare*
Catherine: Why don't you just apologize?
Trowa: Not until he apologizes first!
Catherine: Jeez…if you ask me, you're both stubborn.
Trowa: Am not!
Catherine: Are too!
Starseeker: Quit it! You're both getting totally out of character!
Trowa and Catherine: Oops.
*Starseeker yawns*
Catherine: *Grins* Getting tired?
Starseeker: Actually, I'm usually not in bed yet…during the summer, that is.
Catherine: Oh…
Starseeker: But yeah, I AM a little tired…
Catherine: It's already what, 1:00?
Starseeker: Yeah…
Trowa: Noin's already asleep…probably Duo and Hilde too…
Catherine: How do you know?
Trowa: They haven't come back yet…I bet they fell asleep.
Starseeker: I bet they WERE really tired…
Catherine: Looks like Relena's about to fell out, too.
Trowa: Whatever happened to Lady Une and Treize?
Starseeker: They're asleep on the Monopoly board…
Catherine: Doesn't that hurt at all?
Starseeker: What do you mean?
Catherine: How can they sleep on all those little pieces…?
Trowa: Maybe they've had a lot of practice.
Starseeker: Let's not even THINK about that…
Trowa: Isn't this chapter over already?
Starseeker: Um…not yet.
Trowa: Damn.
Starseeker: Okay, now it is.
Trowa: Hey!
~Part 10: Falling Out and Getting Up~
*At Go Fish…*
Zechs: Isn't this game getting kind of old?
Sally: Why can't we play anything else? Like poker…?
Starseeker: I don't know how to play poker, that's why!
Sally: You don't?
Starseeker: I'm only 14, sheesh! What makes you think that I'd know how to play poker?
Sally: Um…never mind. Forget that I suggested it in the first place.
Starseeker: Okay.
Wufei: We're not playing anything else!
Sally: We've already ended that discussion.
Wufei: Well, we're not playing anything else anyways! I'm gonna beat you if it's the last thing I do!
Sally: *Yawns* Okay, fine. Whatever you say.
Starseeker: I hate to ask this, but…has anyone seen Dorothy?
*Dorothy is seen on the window seat, asleep. There's a small trail of drool dripping from the side of her mouth*
Starseeker: Never mind.
*Sally pulls out her camera and takes a picture of Dorothy*
Starseeker: Send me a copy of those pictures when you develop them, will ya?
Sally: Sure…but not all of them.
Starseeker: Uh, okay. Cool.
*Trowa looks over at Quatre again, and then at Heero. Right now, Heero has also fallen asleep and is holding Relena very protectively*
Catherine: I still say you should go apologize.
Trowa: Not until he apologizes first!
Wufei: *Looks at Heero* Weakling.
Sally: Got any tens?
Wufei: Damnit! How do you keep doing that?!
*Zechs finally finds him falling asleep…he leans against the wall and closes his eyes. Noin wakes up for a moment and looks at him, then goes to sit beside him. She rests her head on his shoulder and falls asleep again*
*Suddenly Duo and Hilde come back into the room*
Hilde: Hi-
Duo: Woah, half of 'em are asleep.
Starseeker: Yeah, don't wake them up.
Hilde: Treize and Lady Une are on the Monopoly board!
Duo: Guess that rules out playing, huh?
Starseeker: Here. *Hands them Battleship* Why don't you play this?
Duo: Hey, thanks!
Starseeker: No prob. *Looks at her Uno cards* Catherine, are you as tired of playing this as I am?
*She gets no reply*
Starseeker: Catherine? Hey, are you awake? *Looks at her opponent and sees her laying on the floor, sound asleep* Okay…this is why I hate sleepovers. I'm always the last one awake!
Trowa: Not everyone is asleep yet.
Starseeker: Yeah, but *yawn* this time I HAVE to stay awake…the story must go on.
Trowa: Ohhh…
Wufei: This is injustice! You can NOT fall asleep in the middle of our game! Sally, WAKE UP!!
Trowa: Looks like Sally's out now.
Starseeker: Yeah. *Crosses her name off the list*
Trowa: The list…?
Starseeker: I made a list of everyone and crossed their names off when they fell asleep.
Trowa: Oh…why?
Starseeker: I dunno. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Trowa: Haven't you used that line before?
Starseeker: Only when it was true.
Trowa: Oh.
Starseeker: Now, why don't you go over and apologize to Quatre? He's not asleep yet.
Trowa: Not until-
Starseeker: Yeah, yeah, not until he apologizes. I know. But it was a shot.
Trowa: Whatever. Hey, I haven't heard anything from Duo or Hilde in…well, 5 minutes.
Starseeker: I wonder what's wrong…
*Trowa and Starseeker look over at Duo and Hilde, who are asleep side-by-side near the forgotten Battleship game*
Starseeker: We're down to four. You, me, Quatre, and Wufei.
Trowa: Make that three. *Points over at where Wufei has fallen asleep, his head resting in Sally's lap*
Starseeker: This sucks. I AM gonna be the last one awake!
Trowa: Why do you hate that so much?
Starseeker: Because it's BORING!
Trowa: Oh.
Starseeker: Well, I can still have a little fun. Come on. *Grabs Trowa by the arm and drags him over to where Quatre's sitting*
Quatre: What does HE want?
Starseeker: There's something you need to say to each other.
Quatre: What would that be?
Starseeker: Something along the lines of 'I'm sorry'. Now go on, say it!
Quatre: Why do you care?
Starseeker: I'm bored…and you guys are two good friends who shouldn't have to end that friendship because of a dumb game.
Quatre: Oh.
Trowa: Trying to make up for losing your friend?
Starseeker: Well…yeah. But that's a different story. Now, say it!
Quatre: Trowa…I'm…uh…
Starseeker: Try 'sorry'.
Quatre: Okay, okay! Trowa, I'm sorry.
Trowa: Yeah, me too. We shouldn't have gotten so mad at each other for a little cheating…
Quatre: I know. It was dumb.
Starseeker: So…are you guys friends again?
Trowa: Yeah.
Quatre: Uh-huh.
Starseeker: Good. Now, I have to go downstairs and get my laptop…be right back.
*Starseeker goes downstairs, gets her laptop, and comes back*
Starseeker: Okay, I'm back. *Looks around* Jeez, it's so quiet.
*Starseeker sees Trowa and Quatre curled up together in the corner, both of them sound asleep. She goes to the opposite corner, where no one else is sleeping, and leans on the wall. She's soon asleep as well*
~*~
*The next morning…*
*Starseeker woke up and looked around. It was still a little early. She Sat up and rubbed the back of her neck*
Starseeker: Can I just say 'ow'? I am NEVER sleeping in that position again.
*The only other person awake is Catherine*
Catherine: Shut up, you'll wake everyone else.
Starseeker: Is that a bad idea?
Catherine: *Goes to the window* Well, the rain's stopped.
Starseeker: So we can leave?
Catherine: I guess so.
Starseeker: YESSSSS!!!
Catherine: Shut UP!
Starseeker: C'mon Catherine, let's wake them up and get out of here!
Catherine: Um…okay. But how do we wake them up?
Starseeker: *Grins* Cold water.
*Catherine and Starseeker go to get some pitchers of ice water. When they return, Sally's awake*
Starseeker: Hi Sally.
Sally: Hi. What's with the ice water?
Catherine: It's their wake-up call.
Sally: …oh.
Starseeker: So…shall we start?
Catherine: It will be my pleasure.
*Catherine chooses her target: her brother and Quatre. An evil grin crosses her face as she stalks towards them, slowly, so she doesn't wake them up prematurely. She raises the pitcher of ice water high over her head and…*
Catherine: Can you cut the dramatic effects?
Starseeker: Fine, fine.
*Catherine kneels beside her victims quietly, and tilts the pitcher towards their heads. In a bold move she dumps the contents of the pitcher all over both of them. They wake and instantly scream, waking others around them*
Trowa: *Jumps up* What the hell was that for?!
Quatre: It…it…it's freezing!
*Catherine has –by this time- hidden from them*
Trowa: Who did that?!
Starseeker: It wasn't me…
Trowa: Then who was it?
Sally: Wasn't me…
Trowa: Oh well.
Heero: What's with the screaming?
Relena: Wha…what's going on?
Heero: Trowa screamed.
Relena: Oh…why?
Trowa: Someone dumped ice water on me and Quatre!
Starseeker: Who all is up?
Relena: Me…
Heero: Me.
Trowa and Quatre: Obviously us.
Starseeker: Me, Sally, and Catherine…
Lady Une: Something's poking me in the back…
Treize: I think it's one of those little red Monopoly hotels…
Zechs: What's going on?
Noin: Who screamed?
Starseeker: Okay, so right now the only ones still asleep are Duo, Hilde, Dorothy, and Wufei.
Sally: I wish he would get up…I can't stand up until he wakes up.
Starseeker: Can I dump ice water on Dorothy? Please?
Quatre: No one's stopping you.
Starseeker: Yay! *Sneaks up on Dorothy and dumps ice water all over her.
Dorothy: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! What was that?!
*Starseeker hides*
Dorothy: Who did that?!
*Starseeker comes out of hiding after dropping the empty pitcher of water*
Starseeker: Finally, you're up.
Wufei: Stop screaming you weak woman.
Dorothy: Weak? WEAK?! We'll just see how weak YOU are after having ice water dumped all over you!!
Duo: What the hell is with all the screaming?
Dorothy: When I find out who did that…I'll kill them!
Heero: That's my line!
Dorothy: I don't care! Someone's gonna die- hey! The rain's stopped!
Starseeker: Duh, you just noticed that?
Dorothy: Sorry, I was too busy being pissed off.
Starseeker: Apology accepted.
*Duo wakes Hilde up*
Hilde: Where's the fire?
Duo: There isn't one. We're all leaving.
Hilde: Oh…so soon? This house has become quite comfortable.
Duo: Don't tell me that it's gotten to you!
Hilde: What's gotten to me?
Duo: The house!
Hilde: Oh please, don't start that again!
Duo: Okay, fine. Can we just GO?
Starseeker: Good idea. I've had enough of this place to last at least a few hours.
*Everyone gets up and walks out of the house*
Trowa: That was the most…interesting experience I've ever gone through.
Catherine: With the Gameboys and all…oh crap! Starseeker, I forgot your Gameboy!
Starseeker: Nope, I've got it.
Catherine: Okay.
Duo: Starseeker, please make me a promise!
Starseeker: What is it?
Duo: Never, never, ever write a story like this again!
Starseeker: Um…okay, I'll never write another story like this one again.
Duo: Thank you.
Starseeker: But I can write other stories that are DIFFERENT that this one! Heh heh heh…
Duo: *To the reader* RUN FOR YOUR SANITY!!!
*Everyone starts running away from Starseeker*
Starseeker: What's everyone so scared for? I'm only a writer…
*Everyone by now is gone*
Starseeker: I guess that leaves me alone to do the ending. Oh well. I hope you enjoyed Things That Go 'Mwahaha' in the Night! Bye!
*Ending credits roll*
~*~
Starseeker: Since I'm so nice, I figured I'd give you a sneak peek a an upcoming fic. Right now the title is gonna be Heero Over the Rainbow. It's a Gundam Wing parody of the classic movie/book The Wizard of Oz. (I was watching it on TV earlier today…) Here's the casting:
Heero: Dorothy
Relena: Munchkin/chibi
Duo: Toto
Hilde: Munchkin/chibi
Trowa: The Tin Man
Catherine: Munchkin/chibi
Quatre: The Wizard
Dorothy: The Wicked Witch of the West
Wufei: The Cowardly Lion
Sally: Munchkin/chibi
Zechs/Milliardo: The Scarecrow
Noin: Good Witch Glenda
Treize: Uncle Henry
Lady Une: Aunt Em
Duo: I have to be a DOG?! That is SOOOO uncool!
Starseeker: *Thwaps Duo* Get over it!
Duo: OWWW!!!
Hilde: Leave Duo alone!
Heero: Well, Duo, at least you get to be a guy!
Noin: But YOU don't have to wear a stupid frilly pink dress!
Relena: …it's FRILLY? Oh, I can just IMAGINE you wearing that!
Heero: …I have to sing.
Duo: At least I don't have any lines…
Dorothy: Why am I the wicked witch?!
Starseeker: You're scary enough for the part… So. If everyone's clear about their parts, then I guess there's nothing more to discuss, is there?
Everyone: *Grudgingly* No…
Starseeker: Okay then! Stay tuned for the next exciting parody, Heero Over the Rainbow! Bye! Oh, and by the way…please review!