The Weekly Digimon Report
"Get out of my way, fools! You have no idea who you are up against!" Nimoy cried, veins in his neck and forehead bulging.
"Right, like we're going to move. I'm so sure of that," Davis taunted.
"Shut up, Noodle Boy!" Buchholz added.
"Tai, where are Lia, Nicki, and Willis?" Matt whispered, glancing around nervously.
"They probably got out of here. Maybe we should get the others out too."
"You come one step closer and I'll…" Ken threatened.
"You'll what? Stupid little cartoons, you cannot win!"
"Oh! I'm hurt! I'm sped! I'm worm meat!"
"What? Where'd that arrow come from?" Nimoy cried. A spotlight came up from the rigging as a teenage girl notched another arrow to her bow.
"Guess who's been taking archery in gym?" she asked slyly, pulling back the string.
"Lia! Get out of here, now!" Matt cried. Lia and Demidevimon jumped down to the floor, fury burning in their eyes.
"Welcome to the Weekly Digimon Report, Week Fifteen. Today we destroy Nimoy and Buchholz!"
"Lia, please, go!"
Nimoy threw his hand back, somehow psychically knocking the four strongest Destined back into the others.
"Wild Fury!"
"Gatling Arm!"
Leonaramon, Galgomon, and Wendimon (along with Nicki and Willis) appeared from the side doors.
"Need a hand or two?"
Suddenly the Tuxedo Mask intro music cued up from the sound booth.
"I'll hold these two off, get to the show, and get back here!"
"Huh?" came the cry from the general audience. Boss Reo and his Lemon Scythe vaulted over Camera One and into the melee.
"Hey Reo, nice timing…where's my Batpig piece?"
"Worry about that later, Lia. Just get a move on!"
"Right!"
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"Right! Nuriko, one of Oikawa's kids, had her Dark Flower bloom, which made Oikawa more powerful and more evil, too! Black Wargreymon came to try and stop him but was gravely injured. In a heroic last effort, he used his body to close the Digital Gate at Highton View Terrace. Meanwhile, we learned that Oikawa was a good friend of Cody's dad. And as the kids continued to watch the children implanted with Dark Spores, Oikawa opened a digiport with Myotismon's old gate-opener. He and the kids went through, and the younger set followed. Joe, Matt, and Izzy tried to stop them but to no avail. It was then, in some strange dimension like Limbo, we find that Oikawa was really being the host for Myotismon the whole time, and Myotismon himself came back, but as Malomyotismon! And he destroyed Archnemon and Mummymon too!"
"Coming right up! Other than the fact that Matt was spouting love mush about Sora, Oikawa's little rhyme song sucked, and Malomyotismon should've been called Belialmyotismon, there's nothing to rant about because the episodes have suddenly gotten better ever since Nimoy and Buchholz got the boot."
"Yeah! On a quick side note, yes, next week is the last episode of these reports. But don't worry; we'll keep broadcasting something to pass the time. Oh! And my Sorato contest deadline is extended to June 1st, instead of today. This has been the Weekly Digimon Report with Lia Agianna. Now if you'll excuse me, my boyfriend is in life-threatening peril. Demidevimon, let's get to work!"
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"Magical Game!"
"Wild Fury!"
"Gatling Arm!"
"Matt, we have to get Wargreymon and Metalgarurumon!" Tai shouted.
"I know, but I can't move! It's like Nimoy is controlling us somehow."
"Impossible!"
"FEAR ME, DIGIDESTINED!"
Nimoy turned, a satanic grin on his face. Buchholz was still staggering around with an arrow through him. Suddenly there was a bright light, and when it dulled Nimoy had become…
(Dramatic, no?"
MYOTISMON!
"Accept no substitutions! Ha!"
"Great, we get to go at it again. I'm not scared. Bring it on!" Wizardmon hissed.
"Are you out of your mind? Do you have any idea how many times he tried to kill you? He'll do it again!" Gatomon shrieked.
"We have to stop this!" Nicki yelled over the din.
"An idea would be useful!" Mimi cried back.
"STOP THIS, NOW!" a host of voices cried. Everything stopped. Reo stood still with his Lemon Scythe high over his head, Lia was back in her army gear, finger raised in command as Digidestined from everywhere and anyone and everyone who supported the show rose up against the forces of darkness.
"Don't touch our parents," one said.
"Is that…?" Sora started to say.
"Our kids?" Kari added.
"From the future?" Joe questioned.
"We can only stay for a little while, but we've come with a warning to you, Myotismon," the Ichijouji/Inoue daughter stated.
"You have no control over what happens in this world," the Ishida/Takenouchi daughter added.
None of them have names! At least, I don't think they do.
"That's right! This is a dimension of the Digital World owned by a fifteen-year-old from Massachusetts who has complete control over our actions. Everything you see before you is a product of her imagination," the Kido boy mentioned.
"So our parents can still kick your butt!" the Motomiya clone cried.
"For the Digital World, and for oppressed anime everywhere!" Reo added, swinging the scythe fiercely.
Every digimon present digivolved as high as allowed, and suddenly Myotismon felt very outnumbered.
"If I die, I'm taking her with me!" he hollered, grabbing Lia. "Crimson Lightning!"
"NO!" Matt shrieked.
(More Suspense!)
"You guys! My God, you won't believe it! She did it! She did it!"
The general audience gasped, turning quickly. Lia came down the hallway shaking, blood soaked, and breathing heavily.
"I don't want to even go there," she said, pitching forward. Matt and Joe caught her and laid her down on the linoleum.
"So does this mean…?" Cody whispered.
"She destroyed Jeff Nimoy?" Yolei murmured.
Reo walked in after Lia, his Lemon Scythe dripping with gore.
"All I have to say is, Flower Cannon, play that funky music, girl!"
Flower Cannon and Grace Musica were in the sound booth and jacked the volume high. Tinny voices started pouring from the speakers.
Ding-dong, the witch is dead. Which old witch? The Wicked Witch! Ding-dong, the Wicked Witch is dead!
"Very appropriate music, ladies," Gomamon cried, donning the APT glasses.
"So the battle with Nimoy is over?" Biyomon asked.
"Yeah. C'mon, we'll let Lia rest and have a party later. She deserves a nap after all of this," Wizardmon said.
"Right."
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And thus ends the battle with Nimoy. Next week, we'll have a big ol' party to celebrate the end of the season and Nimoy's tyranny. Cake and ice cream for everybody that reviews!!!