OK, this is a bit longer than my other ones! Special thanks to the nameless reviewer, who gave me inspiration to put my other 3 muses in the story (if I showed up just yet, the date would end as Piccolo killed me). A note: My parents are divorced, and only my dad has a computer, so that's why it may take a bit longer to get chapters up here than it takes other people.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Dragonball (that inclose Z and GT) and I don't own Sailor Moon, or else I would have burnt it. watches SM fans throw knives at her*
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Piccolo, unless he wanted to suffer brain damage from the screams, just decided to go with Little Miss Sugar Brain, or what ever the hell her dorkey battle name was, until he saw Akai, at which point he would wring her little neck.

{Besides,} he thought, almost lustfully, {this will give me PLENTY of time to think up multiple ways to kill her...} He "snapped out of it" when he and his "date" arrived at a "candy store," where "people" were putting "words" in "quotation marks". (Sorry for the OOST humor. )

No, seriously, it was a candy store, and Usa wanted (what else?) candy.

"Let's get some candy, Picci!" Piccolo winced at her billion percent perky voice.

Piccolo was about to say he didn't eat because he worshipped some plant, but then he noticed the cashier.

"Mik...au?" Piccolo mouthed. The musical Zora was wearing one of the dorky striped hats, and his sleek, tatooed face creased very slightly as he frowned. "Akai-chan talked me into it. A LOT of us are going to be popping up in this fic, thanks to some dumb-ass reviewer, dude...."

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Meanwhile, at Dende's Place...

"HEY!!" Akai Ku yelled from where she was watching "the fun" with Dende and Popo, "That reviewer kicked @$$!!"

"Miss Ku," said Mr. Popo nervously, "please do not swear in this holy place..."

"I said '@$$' not 'ass' stupid!" Dende slapped his hand against his forehead as he continued concentrating so that both Popo and Akai could watch...

He didn't really want to do this to Piccolo-samma, but...


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After a lot of screaming from Usa, Piccolo bought her the candy. Curious (or just plain bored), he checked the ingredients:

Sugar, Rocks, Sugar, Artificial Flavors, Sugar, Red 3, Sugar, White 2

"Figures...." the Namekkian grumbled, as he and Usa arrived at one of those "Knock Down The Bottles and Win a Stupid Prize, Like An Automatic Nose-Hair-Plucker". However, the prizes were these obnoxious stuffed animals, Usa-sized, hearts with bodies. Guess who wanted one?


"Picci-chan," she said,in a SICKENING voice, "win me a dolly..."

Piccolo grimaced. "Number one:Gohan can call be Piccolo-chan, Dende can call me Piccolo-chan; Hell, when I'm in a good mood AKAI can get away with calling me Piccolo-chan! But to YOU, Oh Princess of Pink, it's Piccolo-SAMA!" He gritted his teeth. "And never, EVER call me Picci again, unless you want to see what your own ki-burnt intestines look like....!"

Chibi Usa's lips began to quiver. "Oh no," moaned a familiar voice from behind the counter, "NOW you're gonna' get her crying!"

If Piccolo couldn't just simply recognize the voice, he knew who the young man behind the counter was by just looking at him, even though the kid's back was turned. The braid was inmistakable: Duo Maxwell.

"Duo, what the he-" But poor Piccolo was cut off...

"WHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

( Now, as you may know, Names have superior hearing, as shown that Piccolo could hear everything when Trunks told Gook that Mr. Badman was his dad. So, he's standing two inches away and....)

"RAG!" roared Piccolo as he clutched his ears. Maxwell went berserk.

"GOOD LORD JESUS, MAKE HER STOP!!!!!" Usa did stop long enough to let Piccolo ask a question.

"Who's Jesus?" Duo blinked.

" Uhm, the religious dude... See?" He held out the crucifix necklace around his neck.

"Never heard of him," said Piccolo, carefully examining the amulet, "We have this green kid like me named Dende. In fact, before him, half of me was God."

Duo raised an eyebrow. "Half?"...

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At Dende's place...

"D-chan," said Akai, "make Usa scream again before this conversation gets too religious."

Dende sighed. "Will do..."
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As Rini screamed some more, Duo just threw her a doll. "HERE!! TAKE IT!! NOW SHUT THE HFIL UP AND LEAVE!!!" Rini hugged her doll happily and began walking around, humming The Piccolo Song:

Piccolo is really cool,
Cool,
Cool,
Piccolo is...

Piccolo cringed. {Not again...} he thought. He then heard Usa scream in terror. He ran toward the sound, not because he wanted to help Rini, but because if she was in pain, HE wanted to see it.

Piccolo looked kind of disappointed. Rini was fine: She was cowering in front of a
HORRIBLY cheesy Perfect Cell costume.

"EEEEEEEEEEK! It's Cell! Piccolo, save me!!!!"

Piccolo rolled his eyes. "Usa, shut up: It's a costume."

Usa blinked back tears as she sighed in relief. "You mean... it can't hurt me?"

{If only it could..." Piccolo was thinking when he felt a weight in his cloak pocket *Does he HAVE pockets?!*. The freak in the costume was trying to pick his pocket. Instinctively, Piccolo decked "Cell" in the face. There was a familiar shout.

"ORIAS?!" Piccolo yelled. Orias coughed up blood. "Yup, that's me... Good bye." And with that, his eyes rolled to the back of his head and he died.
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"OH MY!!" Shouted Mr. Popo at Dende's Place, upon seeing Muse 04 die. "WHAT WILL WE DO?!"

"Dragonballs," mumbled Akai, in an almost bored tone. "I'll bring him back in the last chapter."

Dende looked at her. "When IS this fic going to end?!"

Akai Ku shrugged. "Dunno; either next chapter or the one after...."