DISCLAIMER: I don't own Jack. Or Bob, either. Or DBZ or SM. ARE YOU HAPPY IN SHAMING ME?! And sorry this was so late: Me had writer's block. Oh yeah, this hasn't been edited/reread very much, so it's kinda' crappy.
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Piccolo's Blind Date: Part Four
Piccolo was really _NOT_ _HAPPY_. Rini was dragging him to Dende-only-knows where on this little "date," that Akai had just set up for the fun of it.
"Oh no..." said Piccolo as they reached the attraction.
It read "Tunnel of Love".
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"Oh, Kami..." moaned Popo, feeling sorry for the deity that was part of Piccolo. Dende shook his head.
"Akai Ku, this is going to stop, and it is going to stop NOW!" Akai, surprisingly, nodded in agreement.
"Yeah, I know, even _I_ have to draw the line SOMEWHERE!" And with that, she Instant-Transmitted to the theme park.
"She can do that?" asked a bewildered Mr. Popo. Dende sighed. "She's the author, Popo: She can do anything..."
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Piccolo's eyes got wide, his head got big, and he went generally chibi as he squeaked, "Help.".
He was about to murder someone, but dammit, CHI-CHI was there, Dende only knows why, and if he acted violently in front of her.... no more training with Gohan, that was for sure!
Just then, a young girl, about twice Rini's age, dressed as a park worker, came up to the Pink Freak. Piccolo immediately recognized her as Akai, and was about to kill her when she mouthed the words:
"I'll get you out of this."
Piccolo nodded and flashed a quick, devilish smile. {The kid may be insane,} he thought, {but when she wants to do something, especially something EVIL, she gets it done.} He paused. { I think that's why I put up with her. She saves me from these freaky fangirls (Gomen Piccolo fangirls! I just think Piccolo said it all when he said, remarking on Krillin and #18: "If this is what you humans call love, I think I'll pass." I am a Piccolo FAN, not a fanGIRL. I have many Piccolo-samma fangirl friends : I'm just not one! Gomen...), annoys me, gives me a sparring partner, annoys me, gives me a wake-up call at two AM, annoys me-}
But Akai interrupted his thoughts as she walked over to Rini. "Uhm, Ms. Pinky?" Usa whirled around. "I am NOT 'Ms.Pinky'!" she squeaked as the author rolled her eyes. "Whatever, Ms Sugarpuff."
Usa fumed. "WHAT-EVER!! YOU CAN BE SO MEAN!! I'M GETTING MY BOYFRIEND TO-"
Piccolo got VERY pale at this remark, and Akai decided she'd better get moving, before a newspaper headline reading "MYSTERIOUS GREEN ALIEN ENDS LIFE VIA CANDY CANE THROUGH HEAD". She sighed. "Uhm, Usa," she said, almost unwilling to get her name right, "this is sorta' dangerous. With the water, you could drown. So we need you to take...uh, a swimming test!"
Usa shook her head so hard that her tiny, 100% sugar brain could be heard rattling inside of her cranium. "Nu-uh! My dress is sooooo pretty, if I were to get it wet, I dunno WHAT I'd do!" Akai banged her head against the ticket booth a few times before coming up with an idea.
"But PICCOLO would be so proud of you if you did..." Piccolo blinked a few times. "NO, I really WOULN-" Akai shot him a look. {It's part of the plan,} thought Piccolo. "Uhm, yes, I'd be QUITE proud," he said, cringing.
At this, Usa immediately jumped into the water. Akai cracked up as a Tunnel of Love boat came whizzing by, splitting open Usa's skull, causing her tiny brain to spill into the water.
"Eeew...." said Duo, who had just walked over, wrinkling his nose. Akai grinned wickedly as Mikau, who had been propelling the boat, leapt out of the water. "Well, I wasn't about to let her get off easily." She motioned for her three living muses to follow as she walked away.
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Back at Dende's place, Orias had been revived, and everyone was sitting around in Piccolo's room. ....well, save for Akai, who was having her neck wrung, courtesy of Piccolo.
"Are you EVER going to fix me up on a blind date AGAIN?!" "N-no," gasped Akai.
Orias was cracking up.
Piccolo smiled. "Good," he said as he unceremoniously dropped her to the floor with a thud and walked out the door to train. Akai smirked.
"Well....not for awhile, anyway....heeheeheee...."
The End?
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Gomen it took so long. I know it was stupid, but please R&R anyway.
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Piccolo's Blind Date: Part Four
Piccolo was really _NOT_ _HAPPY_. Rini was dragging him to Dende-only-knows where on this little "date," that Akai had just set up for the fun of it.
"Oh no..." said Piccolo as they reached the attraction.
It read "Tunnel of Love".
_________________________________________________________
"Oh, Kami..." moaned Popo, feeling sorry for the deity that was part of Piccolo. Dende shook his head.
"Akai Ku, this is going to stop, and it is going to stop NOW!" Akai, surprisingly, nodded in agreement.
"Yeah, I know, even _I_ have to draw the line SOMEWHERE!" And with that, she Instant-Transmitted to the theme park.
"She can do that?" asked a bewildered Mr. Popo. Dende sighed. "She's the author, Popo: She can do anything..."
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Piccolo's eyes got wide, his head got big, and he went generally chibi as he squeaked, "Help.".
He was about to murder someone, but dammit, CHI-CHI was there, Dende only knows why, and if he acted violently in front of her.... no more training with Gohan, that was for sure!
Just then, a young girl, about twice Rini's age, dressed as a park worker, came up to the Pink Freak. Piccolo immediately recognized her as Akai, and was about to kill her when she mouthed the words:
"I'll get you out of this."
Piccolo nodded and flashed a quick, devilish smile. {The kid may be insane,} he thought, {but when she wants to do something, especially something EVIL, she gets it done.} He paused. { I think that's why I put up with her. She saves me from these freaky fangirls (Gomen Piccolo fangirls! I just think Piccolo said it all when he said, remarking on Krillin and #18: "If this is what you humans call love, I think I'll pass." I am a Piccolo FAN, not a fanGIRL. I have many Piccolo-samma fangirl friends : I'm just not one! Gomen...), annoys me, gives me a sparring partner, annoys me, gives me a wake-up call at two AM, annoys me-}
But Akai interrupted his thoughts as she walked over to Rini. "Uhm, Ms. Pinky?" Usa whirled around. "I am NOT 'Ms.Pinky'!" she squeaked as the author rolled her eyes. "Whatever, Ms Sugarpuff."
Usa fumed. "WHAT-EVER!! YOU CAN BE SO MEAN!! I'M GETTING MY BOYFRIEND TO-"
Piccolo got VERY pale at this remark, and Akai decided she'd better get moving, before a newspaper headline reading "MYSTERIOUS GREEN ALIEN ENDS LIFE VIA CANDY CANE THROUGH HEAD". She sighed. "Uhm, Usa," she said, almost unwilling to get her name right, "this is sorta' dangerous. With the water, you could drown. So we need you to take...uh, a swimming test!"
Usa shook her head so hard that her tiny, 100% sugar brain could be heard rattling inside of her cranium. "Nu-uh! My dress is sooooo pretty, if I were to get it wet, I dunno WHAT I'd do!" Akai banged her head against the ticket booth a few times before coming up with an idea.
"But PICCOLO would be so proud of you if you did..." Piccolo blinked a few times. "NO, I really WOULN-" Akai shot him a look. {It's part of the plan,} thought Piccolo. "Uhm, yes, I'd be QUITE proud," he said, cringing.
At this, Usa immediately jumped into the water. Akai cracked up as a Tunnel of Love boat came whizzing by, splitting open Usa's skull, causing her tiny brain to spill into the water.
"Eeew...." said Duo, who had just walked over, wrinkling his nose. Akai grinned wickedly as Mikau, who had been propelling the boat, leapt out of the water. "Well, I wasn't about to let her get off easily." She motioned for her three living muses to follow as she walked away.
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Back at Dende's place, Orias had been revived, and everyone was sitting around in Piccolo's room. ....well, save for Akai, who was having her neck wrung, courtesy of Piccolo.
"Are you EVER going to fix me up on a blind date AGAIN?!" "N-no," gasped Akai.
Orias was cracking up.
Piccolo smiled. "Good," he said as he unceremoniously dropped her to the floor with a thud and walked out the door to train. Akai smirked.
"Well....not for awhile, anyway....heeheeheee...."
The End?
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Gomen it took so long. I know it was stupid, but please R&R anyway.